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11.15.13 Rrromario's Mens Health Part I11.14.13 Baddest & Realist

Rrromario's Mens Health Part I

OK, so when mans wanna be rocking a perfect manicure, you wanna be followin' these easy steps. Trust me, this will look real as nuts when doin' pressups in tha bar to impress tha birds, or holdin' yo vodka and red bull, jus don't spill dat shit down yo white vest, or ya'll need some daz to wash dat shit. 1) Tha real shape you wanna go for is this ting called 'Squoval', which is jus as it sounds - a mixture of square and oval. Shit is tha bomb, so flattering. 2) So now bros kno what dey wanna be doin', let's get started, hold the brush between yo thumb an forefinger while restin' forefinger on top of cap. 3) Keep them layers thin, unlike Rrromario's chest. 4) Get yoself an orangewood stick and dip that shit in nail polish remover and run it over each side of yo nail to fix any mistakes. 5) Now you know you wanna be speeding up dat drying process, so listen up, blow dry, blow dry, blow dry! And there you have it players, ya'll be lookin' mean as the bull when you're next wit yo homies down Lift Central. Stay true fellas.
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