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| kayo dot ranked
my latest discog run has revealed these truths to me | 10 |  | Kayo Dot Blasphemy
2.5/5 highlights: ...
their most forgettable release with little of note. for a group as imaginative as driver and co. that's pretty difficult to do so this album is almost impressive lol. there's nothing truly offensive about "blasphemy," but it almost feels like driver is holding back the entire time. | 9 |  | Kayo Dot Plastic House on Base of Sky
2.5/5 highlights: rings of earth
this is just such a strange album to me. it builds on the sound the group cultivated on "coffins," but i'm not really sure if "builds" is the right word; it's more of an addendum that i didn't ask for nor care to hear. the band has never shied away from lengthy songs, but the first three here really feel like a slog. "rings of earth" brings some much needed weightiness to the album's floaty sound, with its more tangible melody in the first half and its dark conclusion. | 8 |  | Kayo Dot Moss Grew on the Swords and Plowshares Alike
3.5/5 highlights: the knight errant, the necklace
tbf this is their album that i'm least familiar with so it could easily move up (almost certainly not down) in the near future. "moss" feels like a good mixture of the myriad sounds they've toyed with over the years–synth backed, yet guitar-driven, with some screams that were sorely missed from their previous two. good stuff | 7 |  | Kayo Dot Gamma Knife
3.5/5 highlights: lethe, gamma knife
the grainy production on "gamma knife" makes this a unique entry in the band's catalog, and they mostly put it to good use. bookended by two lovely contemplative, acoustic pieces, the middle section of the album isn't the band's most riveting work, but the shrieking woodwinds, death growls, and lo-fi guitars are interesting enough. | 6 |  | Kayo Dot Coffins on Io
3.5/5 highlights: the mortality of doves, offramp cycle pattern 22
the only kayo dot album i'd feel comfortable with playing in a car with my friends. "the mortality of doves," a hazy synth-prog expedition, is one of the band's crowning achievements–unfortunately, it's the only time where they use this sound to the best of their abilities. "offramp cycle" is a fun jaunt, if any kato dot song could be described in that sense, but the album starts to lose me after that. | 5 |  | Kayo Dot Coyote
4/5 highlights: calonyction girl, whisper ineffable
"coyote" really carries itself on the strength of its opening one-two punch, which might be the strongest in their discography. this one took me a while to come around to but it was well worth it in the end. "calonyction girl" and "whisper ineffable" are dark, haunting, and progress wonderfully–all traits of (most) good kayo dot tunes. | 4 |  | Kayo Dot Hubardo
4/5 highlights: the black stone, thief, zlida caosgi, the second operation, the wait of the world
i think i could spend another 10 listens with this one and still not really get what it's all about lol. that doesn't preclude me from enjoying the shit out of it though. "the black stone" throws you right into the deep end, but it has one of my favorite climaxes of theirs "the second operation" has some of the most gorgeous music toby's written. there's really too much to talk about with this album but so many individual lovely parts stand out. not quite in the top tier of their works as a whole, but damn it if this doesn't have some of the most powerful, heavy, and beautiful moments in their discog. | 3 |  | Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
4.5/5 highlights: marathon, the manifold curiosity, the antique
yall already know this slaps. difficult for me to place this in third as magical as it is, but that's a testament to kayo dot's amazing body of work. | 2 |  | Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
4.5/5 highlights: gemini becoming the tripod, aura on an asylum wall, amaranth the peddler
it's very close, but pound-for-pound i'd take "dowsing" over "choirs." i love both albums for similar reasons, and they have a similar sort of progression to them, but there's something about the quiet moments here that make it ever so slightly more enjoyable than "choirs." the loud moments aren't half-bad either–the end of "aura" and most of "gemini" are titanic. | 1 |  | Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward
4.5/5 highlights: t/t, clelia walking, the awkward wind wheel, symmetrical arizona
for all its greatness, kayo dot's music is often frustrating and impenetrable–yet somehow, their album that perhaps best exemplifies these qualities finds itself at the top of my list. i'm not sure when i realized that this was their defining work for me, but it certainly wasn't overnight. i wrote this one off at first for lacking some of the obvious traits that i love about their first two albums. repeated listens revealed an album that was, yes, those two aforementioned adjectives, but simultaneously gorgeous, expressive, and impactful. what was previously meandering and difficult became subtle and deftly composed. slaps ahrd | |
Ryus
02.08.23 | eams | JohnnyoftheWell
02.08.23 | ahrd
gud ranking gud highlights um what do i complain about, maybe the Moss closer is a highlight and maybe that alb below Gamma is mean
assassination of adam the only other big huhmaybe
somethingsomething Black Stone
featur | Ryus
02.08.23 | moss still needs time to grow on me (ha) but i feel pretty comfortable putting it below gamma as of now. idk if this is a hot take or not but i absolutely love gamma's production and its general sound | Ryus
02.08.23 | this is my most undeserved feature now i feel like i need to at least try to effortpost brb with some edits | Ryus
02.08.23 | alright there | Jasdevi087
02.08.23 | i also love Gamma Knife's production but apparently its the exact opposite of what the band were going for lol | Ryus
02.08.23 | lol i didnt know that, thats funny. well it worked out great | Ryus
02.08.23 | the awkward wind wheel is so good damn | Hyperion1001
02.08.23 | i saw this band live once despite never having heard a single album. main guy was using a microkorg and a bunch of synth apps on his iPad. pretty cool set. | VisionsFromTheDarkSide
02.08.23 | 1 is an interesting pick and such a good album. There's no other band in my mind that could write an album like that (unless I am ignorant in which case give me recs) | Ryus
02.08.23 | you should definitely check em hype, incredible band.
yeah visions it's an incredibly unique album, never heard anything like it so cant help you with recs haha | TalonsOfFire
02.08.23 | Interesting ranking, Blue Lambency is indeed underrated. Mine would be Choirs>Dowsing>Hubardo>CoI>PHoBoS>BLD>GK>Glass>Blasphemy=Coyote>Moss | denboy
02.08.23 | Any ranking not putting choirs at nr 1 with 5/5 is mildly sus
But still, interesting ranking, I feel like moss might be top three kayo dot once I'm done digesting it, which might take a couple of years
I'll be seeing them play Choirs of the eye in its entirety soon, for the second time (I was lucky enough to catch them play it at the stone, which seats like 50 people, crazy band-member to audience ratio), super psyched | egads
02.08.23 | where is tpab | YoYoMancuso
02.08.23 | only heard 3 and 8, love 3, thought 8 was mid, what else should i check | JohnnyoftheWell
02.08.23 | the other ones | Ryus
02.08.23 | @yoyo definitely 2
youre a lucky man denboy | Ryus
02.08.23 | @egads k dot was a huge fan of the band and stole their entire shtick. not sure why toby driver hasnt sued the crap out of that hack | JohnnyoftheWell
02.08.23 | yoyo is one of the few people who should actively peep 9 tbh. lotta drum nerdshit on that one | Ryus
02.08.23 | i would feel dirty recommending 9 to anyone
but you may be right about that | YoYoMancuso
02.08.23 | "the other ones"
tbh i might just do this | egads
02.08.23 | hmmm true toby really should sue that pulitzer prize should be his tbh | ThyCrossAwaits
02.08.23 | I love 1, but I can honestly say 2, 3, and 4 are better
Dowsing probably edges out top spot for me | Ryus
02.08.23 | yea i feel like 2-3-4 (in any order) is the most common top 3 i've seen. wouldn't knock anyone for thinking those were their three best. | tectactoe
02.08.23 | 2 is 2 but 5 is 1. | Frippertronics
02.08.23 | blue lambency is so so so good, forever underrated | Ryus
02.08.23 | agreed frippy
@tec calonyction girl and whisper innefable are incredible but the last three tracks are only alright imo. | swallowtales
02.08.23 | Band is crazy hard to rank cause they are so diverse - but controversial opinion is I think Blasphemy is actually really good and could move up. | TheMonster
02.08.23 | Best-to-worst:
3
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2
1
7
5
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10 | Ryus
02.09.23 | "but controversial opinion is I think Blasphemy is actually really good and could move up."
that is indeed controversial i wish i agreed | Djang0
02.09.23 | I'll always be a phobos advocate, doesn't have the stickiest melodies but the sound palette is so thicc and immersive. some of my fave kd lyrics on that one too | combustion07
02.09.23 | Band has a lot more releases than I thought apparently | Veldin
02.09.23 | @swallow - I agree, I love Blasphemy and am surprised by all the dislike of it. While Choirs is obvs a 5/5 I put Hubardo as my favorite bc personal connection and I listen to it on the regular. Moss is amazing. I don’t have any of their releases under a 3.5, I think they’re all great. Stained Glass is also a highlight though only one 20 min song. Props for BLD as #1. I have a beautiful maroon vinyl. Definitely took me a while, but it also grew on me huge too. | Veldin
02.09.23 | @denboy - Damn that’s awesome you got to see them at Zorns The Stone. Was that same night Maudlin played too? | PotsyTater
02.09.23 | This is a really really good ranking | denboy
02.09.23 | @Veldin, Toby Driver was doing a residency at the stone where he played 11 shows in 6 days or something. I only caught the choirs of the eye one, which was really dumb in retrospect | PitchforkArms
02.09.23 | I remember when Hubardo came out and I liked the Zildi Caosgi track a bit and then I listened to The Black Stone and fucking rolled out of my chair laughing. WTF are those vocals? And the general aesthetic is borderline unlistenable - it's like a new-age fart-sniff jazz student tries black-metal but really can't make it sound good.
I decided to listen to some other tracks and luckily The Black Stone is the only one that is cringe bad. Some of these other arrangements and vocals are great. | z00sh
02.09.23 | i used to hate 'the black stone' when i first listened to it but it's grown on me quite a bit lol | Veldin
02.09.23 | Yeah The Black Stone is amazing. Those vocals are provided by Byron who was in Maudlin, so it’s a cool feature even if they are jarring vocals. I think they set a good mood though. Without much musical accompaniment to the vox early on, they can sound bizarre, but that’s kinda how growl vocals be in the booth before they have music backing them anyway. I’ve listened to lots of isolated “metal” vocals and it can sometimes sound silly haha. Inb4 “Cookie Monster” | PitchforkArms
02.09.23 | IDK, man. Those vocals genuinely sound like a a bad parody of growling vocals. | Ryus
02.09.23 | i love them fr | PotsyTater
02.10.23 | Growls deserve to be parodied anyway because they are stupid so that makes kayo dot growls superior by default | JohnnyoftheWell
02.14.23 | kayo dayo | Ryus
02.14.23 | already beginning to question this ranking | Jasdevi087
02.14.23 | gonna have to delete it then sorry | insomniac15
02.15.23 | Seeing them for that Choirs of the Eye anniversary tour in a couple of weeks. Should be interesting. My favorites of theirs have been IO, Plastic House and Moss. | sixdegrees
02.19.23 | 8 might be in my top 3 the more I listen to it | JJKeys
02.19.23 | Nice ranking, surprised to see Blue Lambancy so high - it's good, but not quite as gripping as CotE or Hubard for me (though the t/t is heartachingly good in Toby's freeform poetry delivery)
I'm also seeing their CotE anniversary tour soon and I -will- cry | JJKeys
02.19.23 | Hubardo > CotE > CoI > Moss > PHoBoS > BLD > Coyote = Stained Glass > DAwCT > GK > Blasphemy |
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