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THAT'S NOT METAL

List of metal album covers that don't look like metal album covers. some of these bands are more metal than others but hey *in flyhead's voice* "lol that's not metal"
1I, Valiance
I
2This Is Hell
Weight of the World

metal album or solo country rock album?
3Subterranean Masquerade
Vagabond
4Sepultura
Dante XXI
5Blood Stain Child
Epsilon
6Never See Tomorrow
nst.
7Ashtree
Waltrip Rams

high school mascots are not metal
8Nein/11
Ballads For Real Women

thicc anime furry waifu
9Be'lakor
Of Breath and Bone
10Slice the Cake
Other Slices

(i own a j-pop CD with the exact same concept of artwork)
11Fantastimo
Fantastimo Journey

ah, nature. so metal.
12Autopsy
Shitfun
13Flourishing
The Sum of All Fossils

"pretty clay" - JustJoe
14The Acacia Strain
The Most Heard Unheard
15King Conquer
America's Most Haunted

lol
16Sadist
Lego
17Hatesphere
To The Nines
18Johnny Truant
No Tears for the Creatures
19Indricothere
Indricothere

wtf am i looking at
20Swallow the Sun
Hope
21Gut
The Cumback
22Arsonists Get All the Girls
Hits From the Bow
23Master
Four More Years Of Terror

without the logo
24Church of Misery
The Second Coming

psychedelic dude!
25Brutal Truth
Sounds of the Animal Kingdom
26Haggard
Eppur Si Muove
27Ethereal Riffian
Aeonian

looks like something an american idol runner-up would do
28Netherlands
Silicon Vapor
29Shiokaze
Heretic

nyah?
30Turbonegro
Ass Cobra
31Vicious Rumors
Word Of Mouth
32Metal Church
Hanging in the Balance
33Ugly Kid Joe
Menace To Sobriety
34Robert Pieculewicz
Speed Limit

the little dialog bubble is a nice touch
35Skyclad
Oui Avant-Garde a Chance
36X Japan
Dahlia

nice perfume advertisement
37Riot
Nightbreaker
38Saint Vitus
Born Too Late

PURPLE
39Dan Swano
Moontower
40Hypocrisy
The Final Chapter

grunge
41Soilwork
Natural Born Chaos
42Dark Lunacy
Devoid

maybe, just odd
43Acid Bath
Paegan Terrorism Tactics

bunnies!
44Kringe (TX)
I Promise I'm Not That Ugly

give sowders some love, he made then when he was 17 and now he’s in federal prison
45Bushwhacker
Bushwhacker

the old man looks confused about hearing the riffs
46V 28
VioLution
47Stone
No Anaesthesia!
48Slayer
God Hates Us All

C*E*N*S*O*R*E*D
49Car Bomb
w^w^^w^w
50The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
51Pantera
The Great Southern Trendkill

it's just a snake...
52Betraying the Martyrs
Breathe In Life
53The Plot In You
Dispose

rihanna?
54Venom
Possessed

NEGATIVE
55Earth
Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons

doom metal? maybe speed metal but doom metal?
56Death Strike
Fuckin Death

More cars
57Carcass
Surgical Steel
58After the Burial
Wolves Within
59Impetigo
Faceless
60Mind of Asian
A Small Elephant in a Large Forest
61Metallica
Metallica

i get it's a spinal tap spoof but it's still lame
62Spina Bifida
Ziyadah
63Wrust
Okumbwe
64Cephalic Carnage
Lucid Interval
65Contrastic
Contrastic

lol
66Curl Up And Die
The One of Above All, The End of All
67Spasm
Pussy​(​De​)​Luxe
68Disharmonic Orchestra
Not to be Undimensional Conscious

is this 70's funk?
69Nein/11
Forgan, Oklahoma

some hat your grandpa would wear while mowing the lawn
70Opeth
Orchid

aww flowers :)
71Dionaea
Grounds
72A Textbook Tragedy
A Partial Dialogue Between Ghost and Pri
73The Red Chord
Fused Together in Revolving Doors
74Agents Of Abhorrence
Earth.Water.Sun

more pretty flowers :)
75Necrodeath
Idiosyncrasy

cool hard rock album
76Emmure
Eternal Enemies

jonah hill wearing a scarf is not brutal
77DRACULACORE
sp�l nation
78Raubtier
Det Finns Bara Krig
79Brutal Truth
Need to Control
80Bloody Panda
Pheromone
81Subterranean Masquerade
The Great Bazaar
82Blood Stain Child
Last Stardust
83Hayaino Daisuki
The Invincible Gate Mind of the Infernal Fire Hell
84Fantastimo
Led Zeppelin V
85Riot
Inishmore
86Discordance Axis
The Inalienable Dreamless
87Iracundia
Tytus: Todd's Demos

Speaking of flyhead...what would he say?
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