ArsMoriendi
02.16.22 | This is:
-20% shitpost bait
-60% me not knowing what I'm talking about
-30% me expressing myself
all equaling 100% Ars content
Enjoy, I will fill all of these out evetually |
Ryus
02.16.22 | 74. power metal |
anode
02.16.22 | Solid start lol |
evilford
02.16.22 | Unsubscribe |
ArsMoriendi
02.16.22 | Dissection is twice because it's both the highest-rated black metal album and the highest-rated melodeath album. lol |
Gnocchi
02.16.22 | where does avant fit into all this. probably is about as defining as experimental |
ArsMoriendi
02.16.22 | I'm only ranking official sputnik genre tags and avant is one of them but you could guess |
Purpl3Spartan
02.16.22 | 74. Power metal (2) |
Snake.
02.16.22 | "I know a lot of you guys loved this genre when you were 13, but you're 29 now. Time to give it up."
based ars |
widowslaugh123
02.16.22 | Great list so far |
TheAntichrist
02.16.22 | "Dissection is twice because it's both the highest-rated black metal album and the highest-rated melodeath album. lol"
it's also the best of them |
ArsMoriendi
02.16.22 | Gotta sleep. Have fun guessing the other 56 |
Ryus
02.16.22 | smh dubstep should be top 10 |
budgie
02.16.22 | i was actually gonna bitch if metalcore wasn't the lowest ranked genre... but... it is... so... good job, ars, good job |
AlexKzillion
02.16.22 | 75 is 1 |
Colton
02.16.22 | why did you never tell me you hated metalcore... ars we have just formed a sacred bond |
JKing92
02.16.22 | I agree that it's kind of amazing NOFX is the top-rated one for pop punk, rather than Dookie (an album I admittedly love, but then again, American Idiot was the first album I bought with my own money -- I have a lot of bias towards Green Day's work). But hey, I'll say one positive thing about NOFX -- at least they're not Simple Plan. |
Minushuman24
02.16.22 | Hey ars why you gotta hurt me like that :,( |
JKing92
02.16.22 | Also:
"Metalcore
Whenever I see this genre tag on Sputnik, I run. Serious fuck this shit."
Amen to that. |
SlothcoreSam
02.16.22 | Nofx - The Decline, is just a 1 track EP.
But it is the greatest punk opera ever written.
Check it Arse, you might like it. |
bludngorevidal
02.16.22 | post this on metal archives pls Ars |
Assemblage
02.16.22 | Drone ranked above sludge. For someone who doesn't like the monotony of metal, I must admit this is bold. |
Purpl3Spartan
02.16.22 | 75 is 1 (2) |
YoYoMancuso
02.16.22 | 1. michael jackson - thriller |
FR33L0RD
02.16.22 | Funny list. Frustration steam relief list, it is.
Can be view as a humility/bold auto-derision, nothing personnel, list.
This is the way i see it. My 2 cents.
It need Classical music in there, a genre that I idolize. haha |
madtwoo
02.16.22 | ayuwoki ani |
LeddSledd
02.16.22 | 🗿 |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.22 | bold to assume that ars knows what any of these genres are
"This isn't even a genre, it's a format. What's next, an EP genre tag? This could be anything!"
lol'd at this. list is tolerable so far aside from the meme of nu-metal being a top 3 m/genre |
FR33L0RD
02.16.22 | now, this ^^^comment is very funny! |
Sinternet
02.16.22 | justice for dubstep you are not digital mystikz-pilled |
budgie
02.16.22 | "It need Classical music in there, a genre that I idolize. haha"
i didnt know u liked classical man |
rellik009
02.16.22 | damn bro, nice list.
unfortunately
I did your dad last night. |
FR33L0RD
02.16.22 | @budgie, i do.
Cheers! |
rellik009
02.16.22 | sorry i meant Ars lol
|
ReturnToRock
02.16.22 | Why is Queensryche tagged as power metal? They're like the epitome of prog metal along with Dream Theater.
Also, not ALL thrash metal vocalists. Joey Belladonna says hi.
Also also, Phish are actually cool, and write actual songs for the most part.
Also also also, I actually agree with the take on pop punk even though I'm one of those 30something guys who still unabashedly jam stuff like Green Day and the two famous Blink-182 albums. Nostalgia is a powerful thing, my friend. |
Hendoi
02.16.22 | where is shoegaze |
combustion07
02.16.22 | Me angry |
FR33L0RD
02.16.22 | lol @rellik, no problem.
@combustion, hihihi |
dedex
02.16.22 | nice baits Ars, keep it up |
Zig
02.16.22 | keep up the good work, brother Ars. |
combustion07
02.16.22 | HeyHeyHey!
I'm just over hear feasting on this bait angrily. Hope you're having a good one tho bro |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | Yeah this was an inevitable outcome. Ars's ears are sensitive, lol
I wonder if it's possible to calculate how much each genre is appreciated here on Sput by either using the overall ratings for artists, or by using the pie %s. Probably not without a shit-ton of work, but it would be interesting to discover. Now THAT would be a cool list. Sput genres rated by Sput users. |
ArsMoriendi
02.16.22 | Fun fact: nu-metal is not top 3 metal because there’s 1 more metal genre tag not yet on the list |
anode
02.16.22 | What is it specifically that people dislike about metalcore? Just curious |
LeddSledd
02.16.22 | that fact that it sucks! |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.22 | ctrl f "glam metal" 0 results hot damn boys and girls |
Pikazilla
02.16.22 | Metalcore is last, very based list! |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | I mean 99% of metalcore is absolute shite but it definitely isn't anywhere near my least fave genre because the good stuff is legitimately awesome |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | although it's very easy to understand why someone would hate it, more so than most genres imo |
ArsMoriendi
02.16.22 | There’s no glam metal tag, but if there was it’d be 68.5 |
anode
02.16.22 | I don’t really understand it demon of the fall. Is it that it’s a metal genre where the emphasis isn’t necessarily on technicality? I agree that 99% of it is shite for sure but I think that could be said to varying degrees for most metal sub genres |
AmericanFlagAsh
02.16.22 | Alt-Country gonna be number one we all know |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.22 | there are few things more obnoxious than shite core. agree 100% that it has a few great bands, but there is probably maybe no better candidate for the bottom spot
cept americana or maybe thrash |
Tundra
02.16.22 | Getting sput mad is also one of my favorite hobbies |
Josh D.
02.16.22 | wow fucked up list, oh well |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | I'd definitely place both of those lower, lol
although in some cases what's the (hypothetical) criteria here? I wouldn't lower a genre too much for having a decent % of duds, would rather go by it's potential / high points. A lot of the worst core is so damn easy to avoid |
Josh D.
02.16.22 | demon of the well
johnnyofthefall |
Flugmorph
02.16.22 | great list ars keep it up champ |
fogza
02.16.22 | why are there so many tags for metal, but like we don't even have afrobeat as an option. do we really need to distinguish between Melodic Death Metal and Death Metal? |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | yes, because they are different. The problem isn't that there are too many metal tags, it's that Sput doesn't exactly have a comprehensive tagging system (putting it mildly here). |
tectactoe
02.16.22 | anything that doesn't have its proper genre just gets filed under "experimental" lmao |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | most electronic music just gets labelled as such, because there are virtually no options outside of a few selected obvious tags like techo/IDM/breaks etc.
Nowhere near enough variety for the how absurdly versatile it can be. 'Electronic' isn't a genre, lol |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | also what tect said |
fogza
02.16.22 | oh god don't start the experimental debate again |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | what debate was this? |
fogza
02.16.22 | i think someone (not the user) started arguing about whether radiohead are experimental or not |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.22 | hmm, this rings a vague bell... I must've repressed the memory
it sure does sound like something that may need repressing |
anode
02.16.22 | I’m glad we can agree that some of the high points of metalcore are great. Emphasis on some. But I can definitely see how the low points are probably some of the worst music ever so that gives some clarity |
Tundra
02.16.22 | electronic music has ENDLESS genres, way more than metal I'd say lol (maybe it is close... I dunno, ain't no way I'm counting all of them to assess) |
AmericanFlagAsh
02.16.22 | Are Radiohead experimental tho |
Thor
02.16.22 | lmao none so vile isn't grind like at all |
Ryus
02.16.22 | this is the issue with genre tagging bands rather than albums. although idk if theyve ever done anything grindy |
z00sh
02.16.22 | Their first album is grind-esque i'd say. None so vile is just brutal tech death. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.16.22 | Your metal subgenre ranking is very bad |
rockarollacola
02.16.22 | Very in-depth. I disagree with most of the placements, but #17 is spot on |
anode
02.16.22 | His description of progressive metal implies that progressive rock is good so I’m frightened of what’s to come |
WeepingBanana
02.16.22 | Post-Metal is a real genre and not totally made up by a bunch of fucking dorks on the internet. It’s just bad Sludge Metal which is normally already pretty bad to begin with |
neekafat
02.16.22 | excited to see where this is going |
Kompys2000
02.16.22 | well deserved feature this is peak arsposting hours |
theBoneyKing
02.16.22 | Can’t wait to complain about the placement of country/Americana no matter where the end up |
DoofDoof
02.16.22 | Whatever Ween is, it’s top |
theBoneyKing
02.16.22 | If “brown” were a Sput genre it would certainly be 1 here |
DoofDoof
02.16.22 | The brown note? |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | Brown is good
TIME FOR UPDATES :D |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | update wheoh okay nice |
Ryus
02.17.22 | folk punk is bottom 3 |
Ryus
02.17.22 | honestly, folk punk might be the very worst. its probably the only genre here where theres not at least one album i enjoy |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | folk punk and grime are both jokes at the expense of every tag we don't have
looking forward to ars providing a detailed explanation of the differences between drum and bass and breaks further down the line |
budgie
02.17.22 | featured |
evilford
02.17.22 | unfeatured |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | norma/ryus can u listen to the new alice glass alb and tell me if it's remotely any good i have a long day at work with no headphones |
MarsKid
02.17.22 | Personally my favorite genre is Joan Jett |
evilford
02.17.22 | Progressive joan jett core |
budgie
02.17.22 | unfeatured |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | reanimated
budgie do u like harusame |
MarsKid
02.17.22 | Is Joan Jett experimental? Let's discuss. |
evilford
02.17.22 | Dissonant Joan jett metal |
evilford
02.17.22 | Blackened Joan jett bluegrass hop |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | IDM is up :D |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | like electronic music gone math rock |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | I mean unnecessarily complex time signatures: the genre
(am I talking about math rock or IDM) |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | unless you're making a specific point about breakcore (which i doubt somehow) idk what you're talking about |
Pikazilla
02.17.22 | The fact that country/americana aren't on this list yet is mildly disturbing |
MarsKid
02.17.22 | It's there at drum and bass. You just need to take out drum and bass. |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | I don't hate southern music
Also CCR and a lot of contemporary folk artists fall into Americana so idk man it's not all Avett Brothers shit |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | >>>Unless we're talking lame indie-folk masquerading as bluegrass
this is gonna need a hefty alibi when indie folk makes its appearance
think we're done clearing house on the respective galaxies ars is clueless on (metal/electronic) so maybe the real list. has. begun? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | hip-hop (14%) |
Kompys2000
02.17.22 | Pika's bias against country < Ars' bias against metal |
Senetrix666
02.17.22 | weepingbanana coming in hot with that dogshit take |
Havey
02.17.22 | ^dork self-report |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | Senetrix666
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Senetrix666
02.17.22 | dork confirmed |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | Okay, now that good tier is done I'm stopping for the night... will continue this tomorrow |
Emim
02.17.22 | I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed |
Ryus
02.17.22 | maybe the two best genres gone now (38 and 39). sad |
Ryus
02.17.22 | "norma/ryus can u listen to the new alice glass alb and tell me if it's remotely any good i have a long day at work with no headphones"
a cursory listen suggests no |
rabidfish
02.17.22 | ska >>> |
Jasdevi087
02.17.22 | looks like the kind of list someone who calls pants "trousers" would make |
SlothcoreSam
02.17.22 | Can't wait to see where Arsecore places. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | "a cursory listen suggests no"
thank u based tech-no |
Avagantamos
02.17.22 | don't let anyone tell you flying lotus is idm |
butt.
02.17.22 | At least bluegrass is good-tier. Aside from that, banish yourself to the shadows |
butt.
02.17.22 | “Looks like the kind of list someone who calls pants "trousers" would make”
This is the comment to beat in 2022 so far |
Dedes
02.17.22 | Ween is metalcore what now you stupid goon |
Avagantamos
02.17.22 | "I wonder if it's possible to calculate how much each genre is appreciated here on Sput by either using the overall ratings for artists, or by using the pie %s. Probably not without a shit-ton of work, but it would be interesting to discover. Now THAT would be a cool list. Sput genres rated by Sput users."
where is macman when you need him? |
Hyperion1001
02.17.22 | “Sometimes IDM is awful (like Autechre,)“
what a terrible opinion |
z00sh
02.17.22 | folk punk's the worst out of all of these ez |
dedex
02.17.22 | Grime
No hate, but I don't think this is a real genre
lmao |
Demon of the Fall
02.17.22 | hmm, so since I cannot possibly wish 'electronic' or 'experimental' well due to the principle of them not actually being genres...
I guess it's down to trip-hop to save the list! I'm not holding out much hope
I will also accept a moderately high placement for hardcore / post-hardcore + jazz, which it looks like we may be getting? I've lost track
you could cut the tension with a knife |
Demon of the Fall
02.17.22 | oh I guess we still need noise rock too, that's a decent one
some hope there |
Havey
02.17.22 | AITA for calling a woman pulchritudinous? |
Pon
02.17.22 | Would never have guessed power electronics was a top 37 genre for Ars |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | hurr hurr |
Demon of the Fall
02.17.22 | downtempo yet to make an appearance also
we don't need power electronics here because we already have 'electronic' and power metal - comprehensively covered |
CottonSalad
02.17.22 | Subscribed |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | If power electronics were a tag, they’d be lower than metalcore
Tinnitus shouldn’t be a genre |
Sinternet
02.17.22 | little simz is not a grime artist
grime is absolutely stylistically distinct from uk hip-hop and has a completely different lineage
fuck you |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | Downtempo, Electronic, Garage, Industrial, and Trip Hop are all electronic genres not listed yet… true (listing ‘em alphabetically as to not give away their order, though you could probably guess) |
Sinternet
02.17.22 | ska and ska punk are completely different genres why did you even put the clash there |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | If you read the list description you’d know why, but I’ll reiterate for the lazy:
Albums are chosen based off of the highest rated album with this tag (regardless of how much anyone (including me) thinks the album is representative of that genre) don’t like it? Vote on their tags |
Demon of the Fall
02.17.22 | he literally 'put' whatever the no.1 album was using Sput's averages
there, from the horses mouth |
Sinternet
02.17.22 | how bout i vote deez nuts in your jaw |
dedex
02.17.22 | nice
|
Pon
02.17.22 | That's it Ars I'm putting your deception on blast https://i.imgur.com/cliEorF.jpg |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | Also the ska tag on Sputnik is used for all 3 waves of ska even though they’re all massively different styles (I detailed how I feel about each in the description)
@Pon: careful, troll tagging can get you banned. My only temp ban was when I troll tagged in 2014 |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | i have reported Pon's comment to the moderators |
Pon
02.17.22 | I am outraged |
Sinternet
02.17.22 | lets get the troll taggers gang 🤓
the death metal category on sputnimusic.com shall not be slandered in this way |
Mort.
02.17.22 | opening this list to see metalcore at the top has really hurt me |
Mort.
02.17.22 | also you should be executed for those views on grime |
Mort.
02.17.22 | although thank u for recognising that blur are the obvious choice over oasis |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | Sint, Mort, can I see your top 20 Grime artists you love list, you can work together to make it if you feel it’s necessary |
Mort.
02.17.22 | honestly i tend to like random grime tracks than artists overall, although id still say my fav grime artists are probs wiley, skepta, jme, president t and kamakaze
and yeh Sin is right about little simz. she has the odd little foray into grime in her older stuff but is a hip hop artist overall
speaking of which, she was the best thing about the brits this year, which i like to watch because i hate myself
|
Pheromone
02.17.22 | my friends love grime shall i invite them to sputnikmusic |
Pheromone
02.17.22 | no hate, but I don't think this is a real genre
lmao |
Egarran
02.17.22 | Strange how divisive metal is. When I heard a Slayer song at age 14 I knew instantly this was the path for me.
While people like Ars still need anger therapy for it in 2022. ¨
It may be related to religious impulses. |
Demon of the Fall
02.17.22 | I was in denial for the longest time, but I'm happy with my choices. I dabbled without going the whole hog. Not liking it at all is bloody weird though, agreed. Variety is the spice of life.
the most annoying thing about this list is the fact Ars's first comment (presumably intentionally) adds up to 110% |
Sinternet
02.17.22 | for grime def echo morts list
then you got manga st hilare, ruff sqwad, preditah, kahn & neek, flowdan, roll deep, novelist, royal-t
and then there's the more instrumental styles that spun off from grime (as well as others), including the og dubstep scene and the whole weightless and uk bass styles, artists like mumdance, logos and mssingno |
Sinternet
02.17.22 | obviously dizzee aswell king of grime |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | I prefer my angry music to be punky prob |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | There’s a grime artist named after a Pokémon glitch? Are you guys absolutely sure grime is real? |
Egarran
02.17.22 | Gotta respect how much this thread triggered the sputnikers.
Are we looking at a shitpost bait record here? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | shut the fuck up |
Egarran
02.17.22 | Ars I hooked another one |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | get a hobby |
Cimnele
02.17.22 | sludge got screwed here |
Egarran
02.17.22 | ur not my real mom J
Metalcore is pretty bad tho |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | Black Metal (24%)
Progressive Metal (17%) |
Egarran
02.17.22 | The sore point is my gothic slice. That genre is so disliked it's not even on this list. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | no hate, but I don't think this is a real genre |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | Gothic will be on the list
Just not yet |
Ryus
02.17.22 | justice for metalcore
it's better than a lot of metal subgenres |
conesmoke
02.17.22 | Math-any genre is just so fkn cringe of a term. Gotta say I hate seeing it. It's reductive and sucks ass |
conesmoke
02.17.22 | All sound is math is a stronger sentence than saying yeah they fit the math-Xxx genre |
conesmoke
02.17.22 | Love you all and the music associate with the tag, but the math tag can just get fucked |
Demon of the Fall
02.17.22 | 'There’s a grime artist named after a Pokémon glitch? Are you guys absolutely sure grime is real?' (2)
the list of artists did seem very made up |
ChoccyPhilly
02.17.22 | Man drum and bass is getting a bad rep here. The sput dnb stuff is shit tier |
Hendoi
02.17.22 | I swear if post punk is #1 im gonna cum bricks |
Ryus
02.17.22 | alt rock, experimental, psych, prog rock, funk, and soul will be at the top. you heard it here first |
ArsMoriendi
02.17.22 | Some of those are correct |
Conmaniac
02.17.22 | Psych rock 1? |
GhandhiLion
02.17.22 | "Math-any genre"
It's one genre |
AmericanFlagAsh
02.17.22 | Psychedelic, Experimental, and Alt-Country gonna be top |
budgie
02.17.22 | noise is gonna be #1 right |
budgie
02.17.22 | no ars loves noise rock |
budgie
02.17.22 | 🧙♂️🔮🌌 |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.22 | yeah noise is not a sput genre
this site is a joke
this list is a moment of change |
MarsKid
02.17.22 | The top genre will be a metal one I think, it just makes sense. |
ArsMoriendi
02.18.22 | I got home late today, so I only hated 7 entries tonight |
budgie
02.18.22 | u just donmt understand megadeth |
theBoneyKing
02.18.22 | Country description good, Americana description bad. Placements too low. |
Dedes
02.18.22 | Ars is highly averse to ball slapping riffs
Also country is good ty based ars |
Dedes
02.18.22 | Orville Peck
Turnpike Troubadours
Old school Johnny Cash
Shit rules |
SharkTooth
02.18.22 | Ars
I love this
Thank you for this
This is beautiful |
Tundra
02.18.22 | Well I cant be mad with heavy metal and hard rock up that high |
Tundra
02.18.22 | Stoner rock is the new hard rock |
Ryus
02.18.22 | hard rock is bottom tier |
DoofDoof
02.18.22 | you dislike Megadeth AND The National
not good, not good at all |
ArsMoriendi
02.18.22 | True, they aren’t good |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.22 | butt rock |
Pikazilla
02.18.22 | melodeath should be lower tbh |
ArsMoriendi
02.18.22 | Added 3 cuz I'm working remote and on break lol |
budgie
02.18.22 | is dream pop going to be separate or is it included in shoegarz |
ArsMoriendi
02.18.22 | Dream pop has it's own tag and it yet to be listed |
budgie
02.18.22 | is budgcore going to be separate or is it included in dreamporpz |
Egarran
02.18.22 | Geat? |
Aberf
02.18.22 | Thank you, Ars. Very Cool. I will rec you more shoegarz.
Starflyer 59 - Everybody Makes Mistakes |
Aberf
02.18.22 | The problem with the top 40 across history: bad songs would be forgotten but the classics will still get listened to throughout the century. |
budgie
02.18.22 | mm im looking at top 100 singles of the 2010s and theres virtually not a single track id want to listen to. also a lot of repeat artists
top 100 singles of the 80s otoh is baller af |
ArsMoriendi
02.18.22 | Shit only the top 20 left |
MarsKid
02.18.22 | I can't wait to see technical death metal |
FadedSun
02.18.22 | Why |
Egarran
02.18.22 | Gothic got a Great ranking? Well that's a rare sight. |
ArsMoriendi
02.18.22 | I don't mean gothic metal though, I mean like actual goth music
Uh yeah |
Pikazilla
02.18.22 | my guess is number one gonna be funk |
budgie
02.18.22 | numba one gonna be dsbm |
MarsKid
02.19.22 | Nah field noises |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.19.22 | ""actual goth music""
list is hella boomer tbh. wonder if diva's would be better |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | Idk man, plenty of my top 10 aren't very boomer
I was maybe gonna hold off on expanding til tomorrow, but fuck it here we go |
Mort.
02.19.22 | there are more metal goths than whatever lame ass poetry reading nick cave aping wank goths youre thinking of
goth means someone who listens to cradle of filth, i will take no criticism of this view |
MarsKid
02.19.22 | Is scenecore gonna be number one? |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | "lame ass poetry reading nick cave aping wank goths youre thinking of"
I was thinking of people who like Joy Division, The Cure, Bauhaus and Siouxsie Sioux, but okay lol
I feel like Joy Divison and The Cure probably have WAY more fans than Cradle of Filth, but idk |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.19.22 | yh wll not all fans are goths get learned u fcking norm spud |
LeddSledd
02.19.22 | "sometimes IDM is awful (like Autechre)"
lmao great list |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | "yh wll not all fans are goths get learned u fcking norm spud"
Same goes for goth metal fans, also please tell me you're using "normie" ironically |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.19.22 | irony might die bt ars is burying it stop erasing goth |
MarsKid
02.19.22 | Are goths even real? Discuss. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.19.22 | norma might die bt mort is burying him stop erasing goth |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | Idk norma, but I'm oddly on your side again somehow
Be my ally normaaaaaaa |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | Yell at me for my jazz and lo-fi takes guys |
Pikazilla
02.19.22 | ars i just wanna know if funk is 1 or not |
budgie
02.19.22 | 15 is the worst album ever |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | "15 is the worst album ever"
I'm not really a fan of NMH, but it's the highest-rated album tagged lo-fi on Sput |
MarsKid
02.19.22 | Is hating NMH a valid personality trait? Discuss. |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | I hope so |
theBoneyKing
02.19.22 | Ars please tell me how do you rate inevitable soon-to-be-Sput-genre “slowcore”? |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | Somewhere around 38? |
SlothcoreSam
02.19.22 | Maybe we should genre tag albums, not artists, as a lot of bands have diverse discographies! |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | IT IS DONE
Will only edit this if I catch terrible grammar or spelling mistakes, all other decisions are final |
Conmaniac
02.19.22 | Let it be known i was right about 1 |
Kompys2000
02.19.22 | Immeasurably disappointed that your favorite genre isn't actually Joan Jett and the Blackhearts |
Avagantamos
02.19.22 | rock sucks!! |
Storm In A Teacup
02.19.22 | Fascinating. Exciting too! |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | This took too long |
Cimnele
02.19.22 | industrial n funk forever 😍😍 |
Pangea
02.19.22 | great list ars! |
DDDeftoneDDD
02.19.22 | Shit ars...stop listening to music to get girls
I mean, I stopped getting girls...but whatever, that s one layer out of the way |
dedex
02.19.22 | > list is hella boomer tbh
lmao yah
very fun tho! |
budgie
02.19.22 | dedex lets beat up ars |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | "Shit ars...stop listening to music to get girls"
I'm gay and my taste has only made me less attractive to other gay men so uh |
Egarran
02.19.22 | I love how Ars unironically put funk up there. |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | Funk is unironically amazing |
SharkTooth
02.19.22 | Funk in terms of quality varies from boring to stellar, but when it's stellar, it's some of the best stuff in all of music
and yes, P-Funk is better than your favorite band |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | SharkTooth :D join the Casual Convo discord server
we need you NEED |
SharkTooth
02.19.22 | invite me m8 |
ArsMoriendi
02.19.22 | Check your Sput inbox |
arf
02.19.22 | psychedelic noise rock > just regular noise rock tho |
SharkTooth
02.19.22 | psychedelic anything > regular version of it
does psychedelic metalcore exist? |
DDDeftoneDDD
02.19.22 | "I'm gay and my taste"
I kinda knew that, I still get behind my comment. |
SharkTooth
02.19.22 | Sorry Chad
the gay guy gets the girl |
Tundra
02.19.22 | Glad u don't like Swans, screw Swans and Daughters, especially Swans |
arf
02.19.22 | psychedelic reggae |
SharkTooth
02.20.22 | I looked it up and apparently The Contortionist is psychedelic metalcore, and I have an album of theirs 4'd. Gonna have to check them out again |
MarsKid
02.20.22 | But where is pirate metal? I'm confused? |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | Guys find me a metalcore song I love, bet you can't |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.22 | haha the dillinger escape plan - setting fire to sleeping giants is probs as close as anyone will ever get |
MarsKid
02.20.22 | Are you going to add djent to the list? |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | Maybe if it gets a tag
It belongs at 64 with the rest of prog metal tbh |
rabidfish
02.20.22 | 2 noise rock
lol what |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.22 | v based placement ngl |
demigod!
02.20.22 | i fuckin love FLIPPER |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | This list was actually pretty helpful as far as positive reinforcement that Ars’ O’ Ween and The Stormy Blues is turning out decently. 🙂 |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | Noise rock, psychedelia, and funk rule my world
Take me into the smelly abrasive rainbow ether explosion of it all together in heaven |
rabidfish
02.20.22 | folk not even top 10, reggae not even top 25. this shit is straight up fuckedddd |
demigod!
02.20.22 | prog metal should be bottom tier but that aside tbh i like the list tbh |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.22 | if u have enough serotonin to put reggae in the top 25, the internet has little to offer you mdude |
demigod!
02.20.22 | noise rock?? it literally has Noise in the title?? TF??? |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | I wouldn't be mad about folk, top 15 is all high praise
As for reggae...it's fine idk |
rabidfish
02.20.22 | Reggae, psychedelia, and folk rule my world
Take me into the smelly abrasive rainbow ether explosion of it all together in heaven |
demigod!
02.20.22 | reggae not even top 25. |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | I don't think abrasive works for that combo Rabid |
demigod!
02.20.22 | rec me abrasive/psychedelic reggae |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.22 | arca |
rabidfish
02.20.22 | psych can be very abrasive, actually |
demigod!
02.20.22 | o damn is that rly what arca is nice |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.22 | second kick alb specifically, but yh lol
it is not good |
rabidfish
02.20.22 | @demigod check out Noel Ellis... weird roots reggae, quirky lo-fi production by the son of the legend alton ellis. |
demigod!
02.20.22 | reggae is like, nice, and cool, but its also probly the most mid genre i can think of off the top of my head |
demigod!
02.20.22 | that being said this is pretty chill and i will probably never listen to it again |
rabidfish
02.20.22 | vibe moar |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | A psychedelic noisey trippy dreamy hop rock pop album which I guess would qualify for experimental??? |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | The funkiest it gets is in the trip hop moments I suppose. |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | really it’s just 20% noise rock 60% me not knowing what I’m doing and 30% embarrassing myself 😂
All equaling 100% Storm content 🙂 |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | …based on Ars lmao |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | So GodWeenSatan? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.22 | storm they've gone, storm they've vanished |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | Possibly. Also a sprinkle of wishing I was Rou Reynolds from Enter Shikari lol |
demigod!
02.20.22 | enter shakira |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | This is Africa!!! 🥰 |
SharkTooth
02.20.22 | best song that ever existed
periodt |
SharkTooth
02.20.22 | Also hot damn Ars likes hip-hop now? When did this happen? |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | I have an it's complicated relationship with hip hop, but i wouldn't say i'm into it
someone tie me down and force me to listen to Aquemini |
Storm In A Teacup
02.20.22 | One of the songs I did some beat boxing 🙂 |
Egarran
02.20.22 | Where is junkanoo?
"Dances are choreographed to the beat of goatskin drums and cowbells."
That's pretty m/ dude. |
ArsMoriendi
02.20.22 | idk group it with folk |
hal1ax
02.20.22 | worst list |
Drifter
02.20.22 | Hip-Hop is very much in the same boat as pop where the mainstream trap shit is intolerable, but it has a long history of classics, with new underground stuff keeping its name good. I always felt kinda weird about rapping, but in small doses its cool, but in large ones I don't know... I strongly prefer singing. Sue me? Sampling and turntablism etc really opened the doors for creativity in music. Hell even beatboxing is cool, although I don't hear it much anymore. I can't deny this genre's importance and in the right places, it's awesome. |
AlexKzillion
02.20.22 | someone tie me down and force me to listen to Aquemini |
Mort.
02.20.22 | ars if ur going to listen to metalcore go listen to botch all or coalesce and if u dont like them then just give up |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.22 | coalesce are lame yh |
Aberf
02.20.22 | there's no good metalcore band tbh. Awful genre. |
MarsKid
02.20.22 | When is aliencore being added to the list? |
Mort.
02.21.22 | coalesce arent lame, johnny is stupid |
Pikazilla
02.21.22 | koalalice ew |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | someone tie me down and force me to listen to Aquemini |
Pikazilla
02.21.22 | imma tie you down and make you listen to the entirety of american hunger |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | A triple album? Damn |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | ya ya ya |
Pikazilla
02.21.22 | triply amazing, yeah |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | I say Aquemini cuz SpottieOttieDopaliscious's trumpets are a 10/10 moment |
MarsKid
02.21.22 | Are we going to add beatdown? Ars?? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | sadness will prevail |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | Keep making variations of the same joke Mars, I'm sure it'll be funny eventually |
MarsKid
02.21.22 | Yeah but have you ever tried post-metalcore |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | |
widowslaugh123
02.21.22 | Top 5 based af |
SharkTooth
02.21.22 | update:contortionist is not psychedelic metalcore
I still am searching for a band that makes such a concoction
I have found psychedelic black metal and have found it surprisingly good |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | I searched "psychedelia" and "metalcore" together on RateYourMusic and all I got were stoner rock+metalcore, something called The Big Lez Show Soundtrack, and White Silence by Cave In |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | Checking the opener on White Silence and holy shit this is terrible lol |
AlexKzillion
02.21.22 | if cave in can't save you than there is no hope |
SharkTooth
02.21.22 | yeah google has given me nothing
this is quite clearly an untapped musical goldmine |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | ars listen 2 the dillinger song i mentioned it is short and sounds like mike patton |
Avagantamos
02.21.22 | when good dogs do bad things though... which actually has mike patton on it |
Mort.
02.21.22 | ars literally has the worst taste tho so why are we even bothering lol
let him enjoy his ween and mr bungle like the spork holding nerd he is |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | idk if when dogs represents the holy buttchalice of metalclaw as well as sleeping giants but yes tru
experimental (9%) |
Mort.
02.21.22 | pls sir, dont look at my pie chart |
Mort.
02.21.22 | also dont look at my ratings especially my 5s cos theyre all out of date
and dont look at my face or my children |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | let me have my fun dad |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | Mort don’t strawman my taste, Mr. Bungle hasn’t been one of my top like 30 music favorites in years |
Mort.
02.21.22 | i apologise mr ars, i should know this considering we are sput brothers, borne into sput on the very same day |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | stfu ween nerd |
sonictheplumber
02.21.22 | very autistic list |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | @Johnny: see if you change one letter in "stfu ween nerd" it applies to you very well |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | that's not how u spell b-i-r-d u frickin moron |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | I don't know what a bird nerd is, but if it's a new term for weeb then I'm all for it applying to you |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | omg did u just explain ur shit joke to me
ars stop messing with powers u cant control |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | Johnny is this close "-" to wall texting me, I can feel it his anger |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | is this close "-" |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | Hard to rep close on text, but yes? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | you did the best you could |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | I’d like to see you do better, bitch |
rabidfish
02.21.22 | psychedelic bm is the only mildly interesting bm, tbh |
Egarran
02.21.22 | Ooh give us some band names rabid |
Drifter
02.21.22 | "ars literally has the worst taste tho so why are we even bothering lol
let him enjoy his ween and mr bungle like the spork holding nerd he is"
LMAOOO |
arf
02.21.22 | @Egarran Oranssi Pazuzu, Njiqahdda, A Forest of Stars, Blut aus Nord (on Hallucinogen), Wormlust, Skáphe |
arf
02.21.22 | also Baazlvaat and Medwegya if you're looking for insane sounding lo-fi neo-underground (dare I say onlinederground?) stuff |
Egarran
02.21.22 | Thank! I know Forest (love em, didn't know it was psychedelic) and Blut (still working on loving them), and rabid sent me a delightful link to Skáphe |
WalrusTusk
02.21.22 | What would actually be interesting is a list on the strength (subjective) of Sputnik's ratings of certain genres. I suppose it would take a shitload of research to look at how other sites rate certain critically acclaimed albums of specific genres and then pair them next to Sputnik ratings but it could be cool. Does sputnik overall have a good read on what makes a great metal or indie rock album? |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | Idk isn’t what makes an album good all subjective
Thinking an indie rock album had rules to what makes it good objectively sounds like it’s taking the fun out of indie rock etc |
Drifter
02.21.22 | twinkly guitar |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | How would you guys tier this list |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.22 | "Does sputnik overall have a good read on what makes a great metal album?"
quick look at both user and staff lists says absolutely fuck no lmao |
Egarran
02.21.22 | Yeah we can never agree on that stuff |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.22 | Guys guys guys, I realize now that music is objective and can be qualified scientifically
Now exchange all of your metal albums for funk ones |
rabidfish
02.21.22 | i think overall this site is the one that's less likely to follow the bigger trends, so that's a plus. |
Trundle
02.21.22 | surprised to see stoner rock and goth so high,
you're good people, Ars |
ArsMoriendi
03.22.22 | Synthpop - 13.5
New Wave - 16.5
Krautrock 19.5
Garage Rock - 23.5
Slowcore - 28.5
Disco - 40.5
Vaporwave - 40.5
Dungeon Synth 54.5
Noise - 68.5
Trap - 69.5
Djent - 69.5
Screamo - 75.5
Deathcore 75.5
Genres with same placement are stil ranked separate, above is better than below on this comment |
budgie
03.22.22 | i have just realized black gaze isnt a tag on sputnik someone make jonny add it |
ArsMoriendi
03.22.22 | Why, there's only like 10 blackgaze bands eve and "black metal" and "shoegaze" cover them all well |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.22 | lmao i enjoyed this list. i had the neurological equivalent of a heart attack reading "lynyrd is the saving grace of jam rock" though. what the fuck kind of take is that |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.22 | also experimental is the dumbest genre tag possible |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.22 | lastly psych music does indeed slap |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.22 | fourth, how is your electronic so high but you have like 0 electronic sub genres rated high |
ArsMoriendi
03.22.22 | "fourth, how is your electronic so high but you have like 0 electronic sub genres rated high"
-I rated trip hop high and downtempo relatively high
-Believe it or not but industrial is a type of electronic too
-Sputnik lacks a synthpop tag (but it's coming!)
-I like a lot of psych electronic stuff, which will never be a tag |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.22 | gotcha just found it interesting |
TheSpaceMan
03.22.22 | 'smh dubstep should be top 10'
lowkey kinda yea |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.22 | I got the funk! |
ArsMoriendi
03.22.22 | tbh if funk is on your chart, you're automatically cooler than everyone else |
budgie
03.22.22 | shut up ars |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.22 | Time to make a frito chili pie. I’m definitely getting funky later. |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.22 | I shall start a new song for Ars O Ween. It will be all funk. Ars do you want this song in the standard funk key of G? Or something else? Any instrument requests for it? |
ArsMoriendi
03.22.22 | Main requests: make it have dirty bass like Larry Graham, and definitely trombone like Cynthia Robinson
key doesn't matter as long as it's on the 1 as Parliament would sayyyy |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.22 | I’ll do my best but I’m no Trombone Shorty 🙂 |
SharkTooth
03.22.22 | I'm still bummed we don't have synthwave and latin tags
would've loved to use sput to find more artists in the vein of carpenter brut
and we're missing a whole chunk of the world's music by lacking the latin tag |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.22 | It accidentally turned into one of those schizophrenic Frank Zappa songs so I guess it’s going in a good direction. |
arf
03.22.22 | @SharkTooth, coming soon™ |
ArsMoriendi
04.21.22 | Add a latin tag, FOR GAL COSTA, right?
:D |
Mort.
04.21.22 | what about cherubs re noise rock ars? |
ArsMoriendi
04.21.22 | Every song I've heard by them was fine idk, good enough |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.21.22 | Ngl tho ryus’s ranking is better this looks nicer |
Ryus
04.22.22 | you filthy aesthete ill steal your slum village vinyl |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.22.22 | 😭 u weren’t supposed to see that |
ArsMoriendi
04.22.22 | 🥬 🌹 🍆 |