ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | :) |
Slut
05.20.15 | I haven't touched a girl in years |
demigod!
05.20.15 | i was really into death metal when i joined, particularly the band demigod's debut
not the most original username but i dig it |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | i'm nickdrakeincarnated |
LoLifant
05.20.15 | I am a LoLifant. |
someguest
05.20.15 | The first forum I was a member on (Rare-Extreme Forums, a Rareware games fan web site, RIP) used to allow guest posting. I posted under the guest name some guest for a year or so before I made an account. The name garnered a cult following, and I brought it with me here. |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | cult followings are fun aren't they? discuss. |
YakNips
05.20.15 | my 7th grade history teacher's nipples |
Slut
05.20.15 | Ew
|
Avagantamos
05.20.15 | Cr1TiKaL video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maxJm02pEnI |
demigod!
05.20.15 | your teacher was a yak?? |
TheSonomaDude
05.20.15 | ask my parents |
Slut
05.20.15 | Implying yaks can't hold down stable jobs? |
CK
05.20.15 | CK is shortened from ckreticeland, which was my original username. That's a username I've had for a while. It's a reference to an inside joke between my friends from years ago ("What about the secret Iceland?") |
letme69johndarnielle
05.20.15 | it's my dream.
the mountain goats - hot garden stomp |
Chortles
05.20.15 | tbh no idea |
YakNips
05.20.15 | his name was mr. yakubovsky, old buff russian powerlifter with hard nipples |
ChoccyPhilly
05.20.15 | Nickname at school at the time but it always changes. |
CK
05.20.15 | "Cr1TiKaL video"
That's one of probably three cr1tikal vids that doesn't start off with "let's do this shit" |
someguest
05.20.15 | I know a girl who really likes John Darnielle. |
SharkTooth
05.20.15 | it randomly came to my mind, that's it really. I've requested name changes twice but got denied both times |
Angelboros
05.20.15 | Dir en Grey's Uroboros; a spectacular album, but then again, I am slightly biased. The "angel" portion of my name's just there because I feel it's got a nice ring, compared to "celestialouro" - which was, relatively speaking, a little more blatant. On top of all of this, I've always been fascinated with the concept of reincarnation. |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | Oh yeah, those of you who don't ask for albums to be listed next to your name will get The White Album :P |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | well if you wanna simplify okay |
Slut
05.20.15 | You're making a catalog lol |
deathschool
05.20.15 | All your life all you're really doing is learning how to die |
emester
05.20.15 | last name, first initial. something easy to remember |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | One of my favorite songs, Wilco - Ashes of American Flags and the entire album means a ton to me |
deathschool
05.20.15 | Jenny Death pls |
Spec
05.20.15 | My name was Michael Jordan for a while but nobody liked me for some reason so I made a new account. |
bloc
05.20.15 | Let's just say I like to party |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | cock^blocker |
Supercoolguy64
05.20.15 | it was the first thing that came to mind when i was making my account
kinda wish i didn't add the 64 at the end |
SharkTooth
05.20.15 | "My name was Michael Jordan for a while but nobody liked me for some reason so I made a new account."
holy shit you're THAT MichaelJordan? |
Lethean
05.20.15 | means forgetful
morita doji - a boy |
Avagantamos
05.20.15 | While playing Penumbra, Cr1TiKaL comes across a box. he names it Avagantamos, Eater Of Nipples. |
Ryus
05.20.15 | i don't know |
Supercoolguy64
05.20.15 | lol cr1tikal is rad |
StallionMang
05.20.15 | Cuz I'm the stallion, mang |
Acanthus
05.20.15 | Wanted a name for a social media site, couldn't think of anything cool so I started googling and Acanthus came up: Any of various perennial herbs or small shrubs of the genus Acanthus, native to the Mediterranean and having pinnately lobed basal leaves with spiny margins and showy spikes of white or purplish flowers.
I liked how it sounded, kept it. Later on this sparked life altering drama, never got tired of the name though and used it ever since. |
oltnabrick
05.20.15 | it means ((((((((((((((( in Spanish |
TheGreatQ
05.20.15 | My last username was a reference to my favourite TV show so when I was banned I went with a reference to my second favourite. |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | yes |
RogueNine
05.20.15 | I wanted an identifier like someone in a Star Wars squadron, so I used "Rogue" because it sounded cool, followed by a number. Later I found out RogueNine was an actual Star Wars callsign. |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | Later on this sparked life altering drama - sure it did
did you win an oscar? |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | @TheGreatQ: could you tell me what show that was? ... |
FacelessMan
05.20.15 | game of thrones reference to the faceless men of braavos |
TheGreatQ
05.20.15 | The X-Files |
Graveyard
05.20.15 | I used to work nights aka graveyard shifts at my old job. |
anobsoletevernacular
05.20.15 | It's a quote from one of my favorite movies, The Royal Tenenbaums. Always thought it was a cool phrase.
David Bowie-Low |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | i don't get that movie. why is it so good?? |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | Agree with 21 |
TheGreatQ
05.20.15 | Oops sorry I thought you meant my first username, this one is Star Trek The Next Generation lol sorry about that. |
RogueNine
05.20.15 | Not to be picky but you should totes change that album to Episode IV. |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | I was literally sitting here trying to think of what you were referencing from X-Files |
Intothepit
05.20.15 | My real name is Intothepit Adrian Wallace Jarnovsky, III |
ElegantElephant
05.20.15 | you are witnessing elegance/in the form of a black elephant (killer kike-R.A.P music) |
anobsoletevernacular
05.20.15 | @NorthernSkylark I'm confused, are you asking why people like it? Well, to pique your interest "Fly" is featured in it. The direction, cinematography and script are all really brilliant in my opinion. All of the characters are love to hate em/make you uncomfortable but intriguing types that I think are what most people get turned off by. Wes Anderson just doesn't work for some people. |
Snake.
05.20.15 | my first name rhymes with snake and people used to sing hey there delilah to me because my last name sounds like it lmao |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | Hey there Snakedelilah, don't you miss me |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | I used to think it was because both the snake (serpent from Genesis) and Delilah were both antagonists in the Bible who tempted people leading to their downfall. |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | i'm fine with anderson, i just didn't think that movie was interesting at all. had no idea what it wanted to accomplish. was annoyed by moonrise kingdom, which was totally superficial / characterized by superficial characters: no parents: run away. bad parents: lets run away. it felt plastic. but i really like hotel, it at least had some interesting story lines and didn't feel too forced. it made me laugh too. royal tennenbaums just made me eeeh on other people's behalf |
Snake.
05.20.15 | you can also say that my name is a reference to metal gear solid |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | silentpotato was my nexopia username when i was a preteen tbh. dont remember why. then people started calling me a bunch of nicknames on here (silent, potsy, posty, pots, taters etc) so my backup alt account was PotsyTater, a mix of two nicknames. Then after i whipped my silentpotato account and came back a year later I made a new account LordPots cuz LordPots is to silentpotato as MF Doom is to Daniel Dumile, its just my villanous comic bookish hip-hop alter ego. And then one day i was posting in the Lorde thread a bunch and someone said "lorde pots" and so i changed my name to LordePots |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | "'m fine with anderson, i just didn't think that movie was interesting at all. had no idea what it wanted to accomplish. was annoyed by moonrise kingdom, which was totally superficial / characterized by superficial characters: no parents: run away. bad parents: lets run away. it felt plastic. but i really like hotel, it at least had some interesting story lines and didn't feel too forced. it made me laugh too. royal tennenbaums just made me eeeh on other people's behalf"
youre dumb af |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | good expl |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | no explanation needed for someone so dumb |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | that's an extremely dumb statement |
DominionMM1
05.20.15 | it's my guitar. used the name for other things so i figured i'd use it here because any other name i'd forget.
down-nola |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | had to dumb it downs so a dumbass like you could understand it |
evilford
05.20.15 | My original name was ford84prefect, a reference from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and my birth year but the more I looked at it the more I thought "wow that's gay" so I shoutboxed jom and had him change it to evilford which is a combination of my original name and Chuck Schuldiner's nickname from the early Death years, evil chuck |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | oh i am so swayed by your superior opinions |
Cygnatti
05.20.15 | Idk if it counts since this like my 3rd account. |
evilford
05.20.15 | Before you ask yes I have read all 5 books |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | "oh i am so swayed by your superior opinions"
i know, ~forevermad~
"This is actually like my 3rd non-troll acc that I made on here, I was actually holding off on using it, but I couldn't really think of anything better without having a number in my username. :/"
what were ur others |
Ryus
05.20.15 | "Before you ask yes I have read all 5 books"
love those books |
anobsoletevernacular
05.20.15 | That's generally the reaction people have to Life Aquatic, not those two haha. I understand the disdain for Moonrise though, but I still love it. |
Funeralopolis
05.20.15 | Because I made a troll alt to spam about stoner culture and it somehow over time became my main account, I don't even like electric wizard |
evilford
05.20.15 | 2 lol |
Spec
05.20.15 | mj forever |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | only dumb people tho |
evilford
05.20.15 | Douglas Adams was a god damn genius |
Judio!
05.20.15 | My original username was JudioRuso, changed it to Judio! because it had a better ring to it and added the exclamation point at the suggestion of Demigod! while I was plugging with him once I think. JudioRuso was basically just a username I used if I couldn't think of anything better. Came up with it when I took Spanish my freshman year of high school and had to choose a Spanish name that reflected our heritage. |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | potsy . can we have an adult conversation about what makes you simply adore moonrise kingdom? not expecting it, just astin |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | never said i adored it i just said u were dumb af for hatin' on wes andersons filmography |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | Can we talk about Moonrise Kingdom is another thread because I haven't seen it yet and don't want spoilers on my list. Feel free to talk about The Grand Budapest Hotel though. :) |
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
05.20.15 | It's music reference and I guess it describes my personality as well cause music is what I'm most connected to in this world. (it's a Fates Warning album btw) |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | lol @ wes anderson 'spoilers'
yeah everyone dies bill murray gets the girl the nuclear reactor explodes |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | i specifically didn't. what i don't like about his particular style is that he is a coreographer, everything needs to be accounted for, the surface is too important in his world. i'm not saying he makes bad movies, he doesn't. i liked life aquatic too |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | yeah too artsy for trogdolytes like you, stick to the fast and the furious 17 |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | yeah i'll just stick with bergman and von trier bitch |
Friday13th
05.20.15 | My first and 13th birthdays were on Friday the 13th. It has nothing to do with the movie. |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | ooo siq name drops bruh whooooaaa u know who two of the most well known foreign directors are whooaoaaaaaaaa so obscr |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | skylark i bet u even kno who Guillermo del Toro and Roman Polanski are u l33t guy you wow so much deep |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | i'm danish you doll-house. and not obscure really, controversial maybe |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | deep is such a poser word tho |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | "and not obscure really"
thats the irony you fucking retard |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | if ur gonna name drop directors to sound artsy dont name drop ones that everyone and their grandaughter is familiar with |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | WAIT SoccerRiot is Necrotica/FiveLeavesLeft ? :O No wonder I liked you! |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | wtf^^ |
PlatonicMushroom
05.20.15 | My og name bombastus is a reference to a guy called paracelsus who pioneered the science of toxicology and was a grumpy bugger. So personality and interests and stuff. It's also somewhat similar to my real name.
and it's an anagram for 'sat bum sob'
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/104743653.jpg |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | you fucking retard. are you 15 years old potsy? if you don't want an actual conversation about movies you can just you know, not have it |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | Skylark, shut the fuck up. I'd tell Potsy to do the same, but I doubt that'd happen so just stop so he stops. |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | don't tell me to shut the fuck up. the fuck |
Jasdevi087
05.20.15 | It's a character from a show I was watching when I made this account (D. Gray Man). The numbers are just three numbers I always used to use for my accounts so that my friends could remember who I was.
I could do without the numbers now quite honestly. |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | northernskylark gets mad about 15 year olds on the internet making fun of his super l33t ob5cure unrdgr0vnd film taste by directors such as michael bay and M. Night Shyamalan |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | @Jasedevi: Ask Jom to get rid of the numbers, I bet he would. :) |
someguest
05.20.15 | transformers changed my life
you could say it transformed me |
Jasdevi087
05.20.15 | sixdegrees just wants everybody to think he's not named after the Dream Theater album when we all know he progs hard. |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | lol |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | i wish i had the ability to detect emotional responses potsy. you just seem like a trolling lil bitch to me |
someguest
05.20.15 | "@Ars: Yeah. I didn't get banned or anything, just wanted to have a fresh start"
Whatever, BallBoy. |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | Wow |
Frippertronics
05.20.15 | shitty prog wank band led by mr. toyah wilcox
obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64VGyoIyBgc |
Thuglifethor
05.20.15 | Thuglifethor because I'm fucking living the dream, man. Actually it was the username a bunch of girls gave my Instagram when they made one for me as a freshman in high school, and it just kind of stuck. Years later, it's known to be the exact opposite of who I am in a lot of ways. My name is Thor though |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | @northern :') ull b fine big guy |
Frippertronics
05.20.15 | could've just went with what I said but that works too.
add the link plz |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | why the fuck did everyone hate necrotica so much anyway |
Frippertronics
05.20.15 | babymetal
really fucking obnoxious
STAFF
(still luv u bb gurl) |
wtferrothorn
05.20.15 | Puns and pokemon are both cool. combining them created this shit |
deathschool
05.20.15 | "why the fuck did everyone hate necrotica so much anyway"
He was a staffer for the people and I went down with his ship. |
TalonsOfFire
05.20.15 | One of my best friends in middle school came up with the phrase |
Thuglifethor
05.20.15 | Ferrothorn is highly underrated tbh |
wtferrothorn
05.20.15 | His defense game is so strong, man |
titanslayer
05.20.15 | Titanslayer is a reference to zeus/jupiter
I love mythology and I thought it was a somewhat clever reference when I first started using it back in middle school, I still use it for my username on most sites |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | so there is no reason why everyone hated him other than bandwagonning on other people finding him annoying. i see. |
dimsim3478
05.20.15 | childhood nickname bcuz i'm asian and it rhymes with my surname + random numbers that i wish i could erase |
FearThyEvil
05.20.15 | cause i'm retarded |
Uranium
05.20.15 | cause idk i thought bombs were made of uranium guess i was sorta wrong
radiohead-pablohoney |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | @dimsim: ask Jom for the number removal, if you ask nicely he might do it! :) |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | so what who gives a fuck we have complete vagina beta nerd squars like jacob royal shitting all over our sites integrity every day with his cringe worthy reviews showcasing a complete musical ineptitude and ignorance of pretty much every sub genres nuances and people are hating on you for being annoying and liking babymetal? |
SharkTooth
05.20.15 | "why the fuck did everyone hate necrotica so much anyway"
he was one of the bigger offenders in the disaster that was the Babymetal thread |
LotusFlower
05.20.15 | Because Clover was taken. |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | "he was one of the bigger offenders in the disaster that was the Babymetal thread"
who cares |
Phlegm
05.20.15 | yo |
Spec
05.20.15 | What happened in the babymetal thread? |
dimsim3478
05.20.15 | @Ars: the thing about that is the username "dimsim" is already taken by an old account that was actually also mine, but i forgot the password. there's some programming issue that prevents removal of an account on either the review site or the forum so i can't get the thing deleted, and i don't really want to append any symbols to my username in order to get around that. |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | ever think to ask them to reset ur password...... |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | Because sharks are fucking cool and sevengill has a nice ring to it. |
deathschool
05.20.15 | "What happened in the babymetal thread?"
Internet bullshitting that people blew out of proportion. We should change the subject though, because this thread could be nuked just for association. |
dimsim3478
05.20.15 | "ever think to ask them to reset ur password......"
my current account has so much shit on it that i can't transfer over to my old account so there'd be no point |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | so why didnt u do it like way back when |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | so why don't you invent a time machine and a memory machine. problem solved |
dimsim3478
05.20.15 | @Potsy: i was 12 back when i started this account |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | @dimsim how is that an excuse |
Spec
05.20.15 | Ovrot |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | i wish my username could have more numbers |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | *sugh* |
PotsyTater
05.20.15 | it could. easily |
RogueNine
05.20.15 | Children.
Children everywhere. |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | "She thinks sharks are awesome"
"She"
Hallelujah, thank you |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | No problem :P |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | wait |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | :o Wow best of luck! |
dimsim3478
05.20.15 | "@dimsim how is that an excuse"
12 year olds don't know anything? i dunno (evidently i still don't know anything) |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | things will be changing indeed, good line |
LambsBread
05.20.15 | Deviant kept banning me so I tried to come up with something random and just looked at a jar of medical weed on my desk called lambsbread and he didn't ban me even though he knew it was me all along for some reason (empathy) |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | Well shit, didn't see that coming. Best of luck, Soccer/Brenda. Feel free to drop a message if you'd like to talk. |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | "It technically still is"
Yeah but at least the sausages have somewhere to go now. |
Royl123
05.20.15 | Because it's my first name and the first letter of my last name and it also sounds like "royal". The '123' is just pretty much there... |
Let
05.20.15 | the mantra Live and Let Live, it's lame yeah |
alwaysright
05.20.15 | Because it's fucking true |
Let
05.20.15 | Huh, is that like Italian? |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | Ar-cah-day so Italian ;) |
PitchforkArms
05.20.15 | Cult of Luna lyric from "And With Her Came the Birds" - 'dead man with pitchfork arms tells me all that he knows, leave me here for the crows' |
Aftertheascension
05.20.15 | 'after the ascension' Represents my uncertainty of what comes after death, and the name sees death as a positive 'ascension' to a better state of existence. |
Parallels
05.20.15 | Fates Warning -
Parallel lives running parallel with YOU |
Flugmorph
05.20.15 | Flugmorph just sounds cool and it's a unique name as far as I know. Fits perfect with mogwai - the hawk is howling |
Screamette
05.20.15 | I chose "Screamette" because I'm a screamer in a band and a lady. :) |
Judio!
05.20.15 | "a more better state of existence" |
Aftertheascension
05.20.15 | @judio lol I'm a dumbass
"Sounds like a fusion of two shitty 'verb the noun' -core band names."
yeah, it does. too much shitty metalcore in my life :(
|
Flugmorph
05.20.15 | Also flug stands for flying in german.
I also love birds, my favourite animals. And i love all kind of morphs, like necromorphs or xenomorphs |
Aftertheascension
05.20.15 | birds are cool especially with fancy hats |
gagnonov
05.20.15 | my name russianized, because stuff |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | damn people actually have reasons for their usernames fuck, i just saw mine on a spam message on a news thread, probably Laura Stevenson or some shit |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | has itchy commented on this yet
edit: he has |
zakalwe
05.20.15 | "Zakalwe, in all human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots."
Use of weapons - Iain M Banks. |
FearThyEvil
05.20.15 | why am i feathyevil on this list? lol I honestly got the name off the movie fear no evil and was deep into game of thrones thought so i added thy instead of no. I hate the movie but the concept or name sounded cool so I said fuck it. |
adr
05.20.15 | ayy lmao |
Mort.
05.20.15 | Im dead inside |
Jasdevi087
05.20.15 | Hey Ars, stick me next to Artemis - Gravity instead of the shite album. |
Jasdevi087
05.20.15 | Wasn't complaining, just requesting a place holder that I didn't realise I was able to request. |
bach
05.20.15 | im dead inside [2] |
Rowan5215
05.20.15 | "deathschool - Believes that "All your life all you're really doing is learning how to die," therefore life is a death school."
wait holy fuuuuuck wat |
Archelirion
05.20.15 | I used it when I was 12 because, fuck it, I was 12. It's just stuck as I've gotten older really. |
VisionsFromTheDarkSide
05.20.15 | After the Morbid Angel song obv and i dunno it sounded badass when I was 14 |
SAPoodle
05.20.15 | Some fucker at school kept calling me "poodle" to try and insult my hair so I just adopted it as my nickname. Everyone called me that throughout the rest of high school, was pretty funny. Anyway, the username Poodle was taken so I added the SA at the beginning (because I'm from South Africa). |
Sowing
05.20.15 | I'm just really into farming |
LoLifant
05.20.15 | So how's the harvest going this year? |
puntugruhm
05.20.15 | my dad has a hilarious accent that butchers up english words every now and then. when i made this account i was obsessed with the band pentagram and thought "if my dad listened to pentagram..." |
CalculatingInfinity
05.20.15 | Good idea for a list actually. For me two reasons, with one being the album fucking rules obviously. The other because I'm taking a Mathematics degree so I think it's fitting. |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | @SowingSeason - I always got a sinister vibe from your name in a cool way. Like, the Sowing Season begins what the Grim Reaper ends, maybe a reference to Children of the Corn... |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | land o' lakes
because sput is my kingdom |
EvoHavok
05.20.15 | It just randomly popped in my mind at some point and thought it sounded rad. There was no conscious factor that contributed to making it, but I think I know which could have been the subconscious factors.
I had an HTC Evo back then and I like the car Mitsubishi Lancer Evo.
As for Havok... Well, havoc is a cool word; Davey Havok is the singer from AFI, which is my jam from time to time; Havok engine is also a quite popular physics engine for video games...
But I swear I did not think about any of those when I made it! |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | I actually just want to see the world burn |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | (my original name was GreatLakes1996 or something, Lakes is just the shortened form) |
DoofusWainwright
05.20.15 | The Wainwright's are a famous music family (Loudon, Rufus, Martha, etc) so I made up Doofus - imagining there's an untalented, tone deaf member of the clan they never speak about locked in a room with just the Sputnik community for company |
chinesewhispers
05.20.15 | It's a type of cocktail. Not named after the game, as a couple people have guessed |
NorthernSkylark
05.20.15 | my username chose me |
DustyTill
05.20.15 | A mix between ZZ Top's bassist and my name. |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | wait SoccerRiot is Necrotica?!
i swear half this site's userbase is gay or trans
|
Lakes.
05.20.15 | stay golden fam |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | Werk |
demigod!
05.20.15 | dang i was really hoping ryus' name was a street fighter reference |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | or ninja gaiden |
FlyheadMetal
05.20.15 | because greenlandic legend says flies are the messengers of satan and that satan has a giant flyhead for a head. fly = satan, satan = metal
use pestilence - consuming impulse as my pic |
FlyheadMetal
05.20.15 | it is pretty cool actually. if you fuck up, satan sends a fly up to watch you. if you see a fly in greenland, it means you did something wrong and you need to stay clean for a little bit. he sends the fly up to watch if you do the wrong act again and if you do you go to greenland equivalent of hell. |
JoylessBastard
05.20.15 | Mine is a Frightened Rabbit lyric but also somewhat describes me haha. |
Gameofmetal
05.20.15 | Game of Thrones is one of my favorite shows, (the book series is my absolute favorite and the greatest influence in my own writings as well), and I dig a lot of metal. Idk, it didn't require a lot of thought and I usually wrestle a lot with finding a decent username. Didn't wanna pass up the first one that was actually available and not totally stupid. |
Egarran
05.20.15 | Interesting list, thanks.
Egarran is a name for my mild-mannered online personality, most likely invented by a doped brain. |
RoundOnEndHiInMiddle
05.20.15 | mine is the name of one of the ohio state fight songs. go bucks |
DrGonzo1937
05.20.15 | Mine is a reference from the late and great Gonzo of Journalism Hunter S Thompson. |
Mort.
05.20.15 | Motherfucker i shoutboxed you asking you whether thats where your name was from and you didnt respond
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JWT155
05.20.15 | College email. |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | @Lakes - *shrugging rageface* |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | @sevengill just an observation haha. i'm gay myself. |
DrGonzo1937
05.20.15 | @mort, I sent you a reply back bud. lol Unless I did it on my phone in which case its a good chance it didn't send because its a piece of shit. |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | THIS IS FOR THE OUTCASTS |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | It's Paul Masvidal's fault. Cynic is actually a vehicle for his nefarious plot to subliminally turn the metal community gay. |
Hopelust
05.20.15 | This thread is amazing. I'm learning so much.
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evilford
05.20.15 | "GreatLakes1996"
once again I feel so incredibly old |
Mort.
05.20.15 | These threads are good for gaining a perspective of how many users there actually are aswell
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Hopelust
05.20.15 | Here I was thinking this entire time that everyone's name was just completely random shit. How ignorant I've been. |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | mine IS random shit |
Hopelust
05.20.15 | Yeah, but I read that you took it from a spam message on a news site and by doing so, you've made it something. It ain't random anymore. |
SharkTooth
05.20.15 | "land o' lakes
because sput is my kingdom"
U from Michigan? |
ConcubinaryCode
05.20.15 | For some of these explanations I think you guys are giving yourself more credit for thought than you ever put in. |
SharkTooth
05.20.15 | "oltnabrick - Because he sells drugs? I don't get it."
Well a "brick" is referred to a pound/kg of drugs, still lost on the "oltna" part though |
JokineAugustus
05.20.15 | I chose Jokine as another way to spell Joking, and Augustus because of my birth month and Caesar Augustus. |
Hopelust
05.20.15 | I like how bloc's is because he likes to party preferably at block parties lol. Never would have connected that.
Thought he was into bloc quebecois or something. |
ConcubinaryCode
05.20.15 | Mines because I like melding words and watching porn on the internet |
InFlamesWeThrash666
05.20.15 | I tried a shitload of usernames and they were already used so i ended up with this. The most stupid and 3yearsoldinflamesfanboy name that i could think of |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | @SharkTooth close, NW indiana |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.20.15 | I should have made mine "FuckOhio" or something. I hate it here. |
ArsMoriendi
05.20.15 | Updated. |
BlurredCubistBoob
05.20.15 | I HAVE CHOSEN BlurredCubistBoob BECAUSE IT WAS THE MOST SOCIALLY RELEVANT THING THAT I COULD THINK OF AND TAHT SHOULD SAY A LOT ABOUT ME ALSO I HAPPEN TO FIND IT REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SEXY |
Torontonian
05.20.15 | Toronto is best city and canada is probs best country |
SharkTooth
05.20.15 | Sweden>Canada
Vancouver>Toronto |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | Sweden is Tumblr: The Country |
Asdfp277
05.20.15 | absolutely disgusting |
Ryus
05.20.15 | "dang i was really hoping ryus' name was a street fighter reference"
"or ninja gaiden"
haha unfortunately not |
Sevengill
05.20.15 | Am I allowed to retcon my reasoning to be the song Sevengill by Giant Squid? |
Lakes.
05.20.15 | yeah giant squid is the shit |
Tunaboy45
05.20.15 | not sure if I've already posted this but...
when I was a kid we used to do football tournaments with different teams and because they were all day you'd have to bring food (eg, sandwiches). I always had tuna sandwiches which led to people often calling me, you guessed it, tunaboy. |
MrNippleLipz
05.20.15 | My name comes from an inside joke I used to have with someone I used to know. The imagery of having lips where your nipples should be is hilarious to me(especially if you imagine them talking to you) and I laugh every time I think about it.(should probably be called a lip-nipple but nipple-lips sounds better) |
Ryus
05.20.15 | |
Torontonian
05.20.15 | "Sweden>Canada
Vancouver>Toronto"
ya maybe sweden is better but get outta here with that vancouver remark |
KILL
05.20.15 | dno |
Thibs
05.21.15 | ppl call me this |
ArsMoriendi
05.21.15 | Cool. |
wwf
05.21.15 | it's an acronym of a username I use on another site |
DrGonzo1937
05.21.15 | Loving this thread. |
chinesewhispers
05.21.15 | [2] forreal |
Parallels
05.21.15 | hahaha i didnt think i would get added to the list
ty brah |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.15 | No problem! |
Spec
05.22.15 | Kill chose it after a sweet ass Emmure song that said "KILL" in it but denies it now. |
FearThyEvil
05.22.15 | You don't have to fix this but I fucked up lol. The movie was actually See No Evil with Kane from WWE that I was referencing but chose Fear instead of See. Still hate the movie regardless due to horror movie cliches and bad acting/plot. Thy actually did not come from Game of Thrones because it didn't come out in 2009. I actually think I got it from playing Oblivion and loving Medieval games like that and their speech worked with my name. If you feel like changing it that's fine but don't worry about it. Do love game of thrones though and hate See No Evil |
Egarran
05.22.15 | Calm down man, we're all friends here. |
DrGonzo1937
05.22.15 | What did you expect from a WWE movie. lol |
evilford
05.22.15 | this list should be featured |
DrGonzo1937
05.22.15 | agreed. |
Sevengill
05.22.15 | too bad it's not evilplymouth because that would be a sweet reference to Christine |
Hopelust
05.22.15 | "Kill chose it after a sweet ass Emmure song that said "KILL" in it but denies it now."
lol |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.15 | "this list should be featured"
It's not related to music enough for it to be featured. At least I think so. |
Slut
05.22.15 | Can I not be represented by the Beatles |
Mort.
05.22.15 | Yeah seriousoly fear before - always open mouth pls
Ok thanks |
demigod!
05.22.15 | it should be an honour to be represented by the beatles |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.15 | @Slut: You will be represented by The White Album unless you tell me the exact album to replace it with. |
sonictheplumber
05.22.15 | sonic is a restaurant and ive always wanted to be a plumber so sonic the plumber seemed like a great name. |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.22.15 | Replace it with Songs About Fucking, Ars |
sonictheplumber
05.22.15 | i would like to be represented by tiffany's i think we're alone now |
Slut
05.22.15 | Replace it with the album you think defines my personality the most |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.15 | No problem Slut! |
Slut
05.22.15 | Much better |
Royl123
05.23.15 | I think wwf stands for world wrestling federation... |
SharkTooth
05.23.15 | can you make my album prince's self titled? |
OldCrime
05.23.15 | An old Adam Carolla quote from Loveline:
"I miss the old crime. You know, when someone would try to tunnel into a bank rather than just march right in with the AK-47 ablaze. Or instead of rape at knifepoint, someone would just cop a feel. Or how about those people who just exposed themselves." |
FearThyEvil
05.23.15 | Thanks for changing my info and considering you say you replace albums i would love to be represented with Daughters-S/t. |
alwaysright
05.24.15 | You never put mine up there you asshole |
chinesewhispers
05.24.15 | Because you fucking suck
You're like malt o meal made with sewer drainage and left out in the rain for days and days |
Gwyn.
05.24.15 | Used to be gwynbleidd before making it shorter, got the name from the witcher games/books |
p4p
05.24.15 | off minor |
Slut
05.24.15 | youre punch for punch??????????????????????????????????? |
dimsim3478
05.24.15 | lol |
TheMagicalBlender
05.25.15 | I was going to make my username LetUsClingTogether, as a reference to Tactics Ogre, but I thought it'd be funnier if I made it LetUsBlendTogether, and my profile pic was a blender. But then somewhere down the road I ended up choosing TheMagicalBlender instead. :/ |
ExplosiveOranges
05.25.15 | because i like citrus fruit and napalm |
alwaysright
05.25.15 | fuck off chinesepenis |
YakNips
05.25.15 | make my album suicide nation - suicide nation |
L4titudes
05.25.15 | Was going through a cynical phase of my life but yeah I really am probably better than you |
chinesewhispers
05.25.15 | alwaysright you're never right
your ratio of being wrong to right is like your mother's fat ass smashing that little bit of pride you get from being a sad little puss on the internet |
ArsMoriendi
05.26.15 | First come first serve is over for spots, if you want to be added still you get the same box as ExplosiveOranges and yourgodisinferior :P |
SharkTooth
05.26.15 | "He likes citrus fruits and napalm. Weird kid."
I know like napalm is so out of fashion everyone knows that c-4 is where it's at smh |
AnimalsAsSummit
05.26.15 | i really was into aal and scale the summit four or so years ago and decided to make a shity username combining their names :> |
ArsMoriendi
05.26.15 | No problem |
GnarlyShillelagh
05.26.15 | Was young and stupid |
ArsMoriendi
05.26.15 | It's probably for ironic reasons, but unless Bach tells me his actual reason, its staying like that. :) |
mortifierftw
06.27.15 | Mortifierftw is my twitter name, and it comes from my high school nickname "The Mortifier" because my last name is Moritz. The ftw part was basically just username filler. |
Mort.
06.27.15 | no u were just copying me i can tell |
Hurricanslash
06.27.15 | Mine is based on a terrible Turrican-ripoff game I played while I was younger, and on the times where I watched slasher-movies almost religiously. Yeah. |
almosttolerable
06.27.15 | My name is the name of a punk rock band i was in during 8th grade. Playing anarchy in the uk at the talent show was a shitty idea |
SomeSayShesNaive
06.27.15 | I couldn't think of a username, so I turned on the 6,000+ song shuffle on my desktop computer and said "the best line from the next song will be my username." The track 'Living Monstrosity' by Death off of the album Spiritual Healing came up, and the line is "Some say she's naive, she's a stupid bitch."
I need to change it. |
Ovrot
06.27.15 | I like death metal and underground cliches. "ov" cliche way to write "of"
"rot" for rot metal |
Sevengill
06.27.15 | The song by Giant Squid |
Titan
06.27.15 | deceased pooch |
Muppelope
06.27.15 | I had a Mexican friend back in like 9th grade who called me and my other friend The Muppelopes for some reason, idk why. Put me next to The Muppets - The Green Album |
BallsToTheWall
06.27.15 | Why don't you just chop off my dingdong for not including me? That's what it feels like to be excluded. Having my penis placed on a wooden stump and then WHAM!!!! hacked away with a axe. |
KrazyKris
06.27.15 | isn't it obvious? |
deathschool
03.19.17 | The superior list. Thanks, based ars. |
bach
03.19.17 | lol not that anyone gives a fuck but i took my username from the last half of my last name. Engelbach. bach. but i am still very much dead inside |
Demon of the Fall
03.19.17 | Mine is from the track Moonlight City Drive, it's on the album Adultery by Dog Fashion Disco. |
Rigma
03.19.17 | rigmarole is a word that describes my life |
Archelirion
03.19.17 | It's my favourite flower :] |
Egarran
03.19.17 | That is a nice flower. Thought you were a warhammer character.
Best list btw. |
ArsMoriendi
06.15.19 | Oh shit, I remember this list |
Gestapo
06.15.19 | Same |
Sinternet
06.15.19 | hi my name is aiwaz and i chose the name whiteprideworldwide because i am a redneck klansmen |
Gestapo
06.15.19 | Jam Morita doji |
unclereich
11.20.20 | Heh technically back on sput like a few weeks or a month? feels like longer. my story is not all that interesting, I was on here 11ish years ago rating music and lurking, don't remember the username or email but it would be funny to go back and see what I was 5ing back then. I returned this year desiring conversation and entertainment, and being a music nut with questionable humor, it seems I made the right choice
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Emim
11.20.20 | Back in the olden days of playing the Jedi Academy mod "Movie Battles II" with my buddies at a LAN party I needed a name so I just spelled it backward to get "Eman" which eventually morphed into "Emim".
Also have an alt under EnricoPalazzo but pretty sure that sucker has been banned for like 10 years at this point. |
sixdegrees
11.20.20 | is this where I go to ask for a name change? |
Emim
11.20.20 | You want sixtyninedegrees, don't you? |
unclereich
11.20.20 | was honestly just an observation, and an astute one at that |
unclereich
11.20.20 | hahahah holy shit Jedi academy thank you for the nostalgia |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.20.20 | YakNips never ceases to crack me up |
unclereich
11.20.20 | being a music nut with questionable humor |
Colton
11.20.20 | It’s a reference to the Justified character |
Funeralopolis
11.20.20 | Gonna let you in on a juicy one here: I used to troll around on this website a lot with a bunch of different accounts and this was one of my alts (another major one including Propose). Joking around with people on here was pretty fun back in the day when there was a large active community. I basically just wrote shit-tier reviews and talked about how much I love weed and Electric Wizard. It kind of accidentally happened that this ended up being my main, I used to go by DinoX.
I don't even like Electric Wizard and I have probably smoked weed less than 5 times in my life. Dopethrone is meh, not for sure me tbh. |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.20.20 | Lol that's hilarious Funeralopolis |
Uzumaki
11.20.20 | No reason at all |
Egarran
11.20.20 | Who's gonna tell him? |
unclereich
11.20.20 | despite your opinion |
DavidYowi
11.20.20 | Mine is a mix of David Yow of The Jesus Lizard and yaoi, a term for Japanese male homoerotic fiction |
Egarran
11.20.20 | nice |
Kompys2000
11.20.20 | Mine is a reference to the fictional video game "Kompy's Kastle" from Adventure Time, which I was extremely into when I made my account. No idea where the 2000 part came from, I kinda want to get rid of it lol |
unclereich
11.20.20 | that I can totally understand. |
ArsMoriendi
11.20.20 | "I kinda want to get rid of it lol"
Ask the mods they'll do it for you |
Emim
11.20.20 | "It’s a reference to the Justified character"
Good ol Bagram Lung |
ArsMoriendi
11.20.20 | Also this list is from 2015 lol nice |
sixdegrees
11.20.20 | surely this list is evergreen content |
unclereich
11.20.20 | it seems I made the right choice |
unclereich
11.20.20 | @hexagon
its buried deep in pheromones shout box if you must know |
Cygnatti
11.20.20 | mine is a reference a video game that I am currently playing rn :] |
Jots
11.20.20 | oh right, "Cyg" is one of the character's in Custer's Revenge. nice throwback |
LeddSledd
11.20.20 | in middle school, i had a friend i would ski with and we liked bomb it down the slope to race to the bottom of the lift. one day out of nowhere, he would start referring to me as "the Lead Sled" whenever I saw him at the beginning of a school day. I never asked him why but I think it's because I ski fast and...lead is heavy so...if a sled were made out of lead...it would go down a slope faster? Idk but it stuck with me and I started using it as my handle whenever I had a username online (or, at least, "LeddSledd") |
LeddSledd
11.20.20 | also King Gizzard - I'm In Your Mind Fuzz pls and thx |
Emim
11.20.20 | I've heard Lead Sled in reference to fast but heavy cars. Like once they get going good luck stopping it. |
Veks
11.20.20 | A band I used to be all about during the most depressive phase of my life was called vex red. I liked the meaning of the word vex and played with the spelling and voila. |
Egarran
11.21.20 | This list is strangely wholesome |
Tyler.
11.21.20 | its my name |
Cygnatti
11.21.20 | Pencil bro < 3 |
deathschool
11.21.20 | I haven’t touched a girl in years |
Egarran
11.21.20 | That makes it easier to die? |
unclereich
11.21.20 | im gay so idc about girls |
deathschool
11.21.20 | Fuck yeah, man. Let’s touch flaccid dicks. |
Kompys2000
11.21.20 | Little bit of oil... two fat cocks... |
LeddSledd
11.21.20 | man i like where this is going |
gryndstone
11.21.20 | i dont know |
bludngorevidal
11.21.20 | is this old sput |
deathschool
11.21.20 | No, this is nĂĽ sput |
Tyler.
11.21.20 | yeah this list is new |
someone
03.29.23 | I'm bumping this, cause Egarran asked.
I am someone and the username was not taken, as opposed to other websites, where every most obvious word is already out |
Egarran
03.30.23 | Appreciate it, but alas, it seems to have been all in vain. |
someone
03.30.23 | alas |