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Album Ratings 27
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Last Active 03-23-14 1:12 pm
Joined 07-18-13
Review Comments 90
| Funny, Weird, Insane?!
So, I?m 18 years old, but today I did something a little juvenile. I was walking to the local supermarket to buy some stuff. I have my probationary license but I enjoy this walk from time to time cause it?s only five minutes away from home.
This time I see about five kids playing basketball on the street on the way. No biggie. I get my stuff from the shop and walk back.
On the way back these kids were staring at me and laughing and shit, so I?m like okay. I turn down my Maiden m///// to see if they?re saying anything. Nah just laughing and staring like they?re big shots the little brats! They?re definitely laughing at me, but I can?t do or say anything, they?re like 10.
But I get home and think of a plan. I got one of our huge water guns and a scary mask that I wore for Halloween this one time, jumped in my Beemer and parked about 100m away from these bitches. I then proceeded to get out, walk up to them and spray these guys. Some were laughing, some were shouting but I shoot till the gun?s empty, then bolt towards the car and drive home laughing my ass off.
Is this funny? Or am I just a weirdo? Am I insane? Let me know in the comments | | 1 |  | D.R.I.
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Hommecidal
10.30.14 | List is shit that goes harddddd | KrazyKris
10.30.14 | Weird | tempest--
10.30.14 | wtf did this actually happen lol
it sounds like some Balls would say to do | Hommecidal
10.30.14 | Yeah it fkn happened
It just felt right doing it, but maybe I need some professional help idk | KrazyKris
10.30.14 | Just kill the 12 year old inside you | Hommecidal
10.30.14 | Oh man, can't do that. That's like who I am! | zakalwe
10.30.14 | It's all a downward spiral dude, especially if you're a yank.
When you're 18 it's water pistols at 10yr olds for laughing at you.
When you're 38 it's a shotgun to your bosses face for making you wear a tie. | Hommecidal
10.30.14 | I'm Australian man
But that still sounds pretty accurate | KrazyKris
10.30.14 | It's called the circle of life. The world is overpopulated anyway, just buy yourself a shotgun. | MuhNamesTyler
10.30.14 | Haha this is funny | Hommecidal
10.30.14 | ty for the advice fellas :) | slagun
10.30.14 | weird man | MuhNamesTyler
10.30.14 | As long as you didn't shoot pee or acid at them I think you're good tho | Hommecidal
10.30.14 | Haha yeah it was only water. I'm not that sadistic. Plus it was a hot day so I was probably doing them a favour | baldymort
10.30.14 | this is a pisser. sounds like they had it coming. harmless as well, good for a laugh | PappyMason
10.30.14 | Nice list, btw. | Hommecidal
10.30.14 | Cheers Pap | SharkTooth
10.30.14 | "It's all a downward spiral dude, especially if you're a yank."
lol depends on where in the states you live tbh | ArsMoriendi
10.30.14 | All I know is that I wouldn't have handled that situation like that...
Your screen name corresponds with your actions. At least symbolically. | TalonsOfFire
10.30.14 | Funny read and sounds like something I would do, well done dealing with those kiddies | titanslayer
10.30.14 | I really don't see how this is a big enough deal to make a list about it | TheCollectiveFacade
10.30.14 | You're not weird, you're paranoid. 10 bucks says they werent even laughing at him. |
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