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A Sermon Ii

From his newly claimed land, Lord Tutenku peered deep into the darkness of the forest and pondered what more was left to conquer. Together, with his tribe of Uzinghu Burkada, distances both grand and small had been covered in search for the great light of Tlunku. According to legend, the light was located on the east of the Amazon, isolated within the labyrinth of the almost other worldly woodland. But the light was sneaky, pesky -- always with guile, for Lord Tutenku had flattened the trees of the east and left no stone unturned, but the great light of Tlunku was not to be found. Lord Tutenku cursed the heavens and, in his frustration, poisoned the well of those that were watered in the east with his venomous semen, and those that drank his milky seed were forced to obey his every command.rSoon there would be a darkness that lasted forty days and forty nights, for the more that swallowed, the more light escaped the atmosphere of the earth. Tutenku grew disheartened, masturbating using his tears as lubrication, declaring his failure to the birds and the insects. ?I have done everything you asked, Great Dunulka, and still you hide the light from me!?
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