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Pet Sematary

Just got out of Pet Sematary. Unfortunately I was disappointed. Main complaint is that it’s TOO similar to the original movie. No surprises, didn’t have any identity of its own really. Felt like a lifeless carbon copy tbh. Bluntly, it was kinda boring. I mean — it’s not a BAD movie per se. it’s competently made. Just too familiar. The very epitome of an unnecessary remake. Just feels like s missed opportunity. Wish they would have done things a little differently. FTR I am a fan of the original movie (grew up watching it) and the book remains one of my favorite Kingbooks to this day. Oh and just to pour salt in the wound, they didn’t do Zelda justice. Wasn’t scary at all. Felt like they knew they could never live up to expectations (after all, she’s widely considered to be the scariest part of the original and of the scariest characters in horror period).. so they threw up their hands and said why bother even trying? Was so hyped for Us and Pet Sematary. Was sadly disappointed by both.
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