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Brawls! Brawls! Brawls! And More Brawls!

After seeing what I think to be one of the greatest brawls in sports history last night(thank you Nyjer Morgan), I have been inspired ot make a list of my 5 favorite fights in music. Whether it be in-band fighting, band vs. band, or band vs. fan, I took each and everyone I\'ve seen or heard about and weeded out the best 5.
1Hed(pe) Vs. Unruly Fan

This one I had to witness for myself. I wasn\'t expecting much to really peak my interest at this show(kinda dragged to it), and fights in the pit are pretty much a norm. This one spiraled out of control, though. One guy gets hit in the back of the head, and all of a sudden takes out 4 or 5 people at once. The vocalist for Hed(pe) stops the show and points the guy out to security. Before security could arrive at his location, the guy tried, in vain, to charge the stage to get at the vocalist. Security was able to remove him, though, without incident. Or so we thought..... After Hed\'s show, they moved to the merch area to sign autographs. As I am outside getting a beer no more than 10 feet away from the booth, a ruckus breaks out. Yes, it was a ruckus. I look over, and I see the same guy from earlier being dragged out by security, with Hed(pe)\'s frontman on the ground bleeding, with Alexis from Straight Line Stitch sitting next to him holding her head. The music that night was terrible, but the UFC bout that broke out was highly entertaining.
2Revolution Smile(gay name, isn\'t it?) vs. The Fan(s)

I got to witness this one as well, as this terrible band was booed off the stage. The lead vocalist and bass player snuck back out into the crowd as the next band started their set and started taking people out! As the hilarity ensued, security ran in and grabbed the bass player, but didn\'t grab the singer, who had just gotten pantsed by a fan! He ran out as fast as he could, sans pants.
3Axl Rose vs. Drunk Guy

No explanation needed.
4Sinistarrr vs. Limp Bizkit

For once, Fred looked like a real bad ass, as this lead vocalist for Sinistarrr was taunting him from the side of the stage. Fred picked up an empty beer bottle, and threw it as hard as he could at the vocalist, hitting him in the head and causing the guy to run away screaming(literally). Quite funny.
5Gallows vs. Roadie

This happened right after Gallows released their first, Orchestra of Wolves. They were opening for some shit band when a roadie tried to get Gallows off the stage. Frank Carter was having none of it. He proceeded to tell the roadie to go fuck himself, they weren\'t done with their set. The roadie wouldn\'t quit, so Frank turned around and started throwing hammerfists at the guys face. The guy hit the ground as the rest of the band members pulled Frank off of him. No one came to help the roadie, who just lay there on the stage. Did Frank do anything to get the guy off stage? No. They started another song as the guy was writhing on stage holding his face, and Gallows never missed a beat.
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