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cylinder's all-time favorite songs

Knee-jerk, just like my top 100 albums list. One song and one collab allowed per artist - because otherwise the list would be made of like 10 artists, lol. Also no songs where the album is one song, cuz that's just not fair. (Thick as Brick, Meadowlark, The Necks, etc.) Not ranked other than in the order they came to mind, if you consider that a ranking.
100Sublime
Sublime


'Same in the End'
'I'm a triple-rectified-ass son of a bitch!'
99Eels
Electro-Shock Blues


'Going to Your Funeral, Pt. 1'
'Look at all the people with flowers in their hands - They put the flower on the box that's holding all the sand that was... that was once... that was once youuuuuuu'
98Paramore
Brand New Eyes


'Careful'
'I had it all, but not what I wanted - cuz hope for me was a place uncharted and overgrown'
97Alice in Chains
Dirt


'Would?'
'So I made a big mistake - Try to see it once my way'
96Taylor McFerrin
Early Riser


'Already There'
95Refused
The Shape Of Punk To Come


'Worms of the Senses/Faculties of the Skull'
'I took the first bus out of Coca-Cola City - cuz it made me feel all nauseous and shitty'
94Ornette Coleman
The Shape of Jazz to Come


'Peace'
93Joyce Manor
Joyce Manor


'Constant Headache'
'You havin sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me
It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be
But I just lay there in protest, entirely fucked
It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough'
92Naked City
Naked City


'NY Flat Top Box'
91Eminem
The Eminem Show


'White America'
'All I hear is: lyrics lyrics constant controversy sponsors working round the clock to try and stop my concerts early surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem only in Boston after it bothered the fathers of daughters startin to blossom so now I'm catching the flak from these activists when they raggin actin like I'm the first rapper to smack a bitch and say faggot?? Shit... Just look at me like I'm your closest pal, the posterchild, the motherfuckin SPOKESMAN now, for WHITE AMERICA!!'
90Fall Out Boy
Take This to Your Grave


'Chicago is So Two Years Ago'
'Every pane of your glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains I went through to avoid you
And every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention I still... HAAAATE YOU!!!'
89DJ Shadow
Endtroducing.....


'Midnight in a Perfect World'
88blink-182
Take Off Your Pants And Jacket


'Please Take Me Home'
'She's unstoppable! Unpredictable! I'm so jaded! Calculated! WROOOOOONG!
Please take - me home - too late - it's gone - I bet - you're sad! - This is the best time we ever had!'
87Boards of Canada
Geogaddi


'Over the Horizon Radar' (incredibly tough call between this and Roygbiv)
86AJJ
Knife Man


'People II 2: Still Peoplin''
'You don't have it any better - You don't have it any worse
You're an irreplaceable human soul with your own understanding of what it means to suffer!
And that's a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
BUMMERRRRRRRRRRR!!'
85Elizabeth Rose
Intra


'Shoulda Coulda Woulda'
'Shoulda coulda woulda, but you didn't, now it's time to turn it 'round
Ever notice it's the ones who worry that don't make it out?'
84Maybeshewill
I Was Here For a Moment, Then I Was Gone


'Red Paper Lanterns'
83Linea Aspera
Linea Aspera


'Lamanai'
'Do you really need to go home? I'm a soul as lost as your own
We were born of the undertow'
82Glassjaw
Worship and Tribute


'Ape Dos Mil'
'How can you heal if you don't ease back the blame?
Knowing you're right, won't you heal?'
81Dempagumi.inc
World Wide Dempa


'VANDALISM'
80Kitty
Miami Garden Club


'Song for Sunset Ave (Running Away)'
'Speed by streetlights, tell me you adore me
Can you breathe right? And are you sure? We
speed by yellow, red, and green light morning's
coming, and I'll be running - running away'
79Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
Pamyu Pamyu Revolution


'PONPONPON'
78Woody Guthrie
This Land Is Your Land


'Car Song'
'Click clack, open up the door, girls
Click clack, open up the door, boys
Front door, back door, clickety clack, I'll take you a-ridin' in my car!'
77Yes
Close to the Edge


'Close to the Edge'
'A dewdrop can exalt us like the music of the sun'
76Ulcerate
Shrines of Paralysis


'Yield to Naught'
'Only within dreams of envy
Are we born into an abyss of untread paths
On unmade worlds
To reject all cause
All circumstance
And YIEEEEEEELD. TOOOOOOOO. NAUUUUUUGHT.’
75Women
Public Strain


'Untogether'
74Explosions in the Sky
The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place


'First Breath after Coma'
73Godspeed You! Black Emperor
F♯ A♯ ∞


'East Hastings'
72Tortoise
Millions Now Living Will Never Die


'Djed'
71Tom Waits
Rain Dogs


'Cemetery Polka'
'Auntie Mame has gone insane, she lives in the doorway of an old hotel
And the radio is playing opera - all she ever says is 'GO TO HELL!''
70The Thermals
The Body, The Blood, The Machine


'Returning to the Fold'
'I regret leaving my soul
I forgot I needed it - to feel
Maybe when I die, I'll just grab it real quick
I'm comin right back!'
69The Notwist
Neon Golden


'One with the Freaks'
'Have you ever, have you ever been all messed up? Have you ever?'
68The National
Boxer


'Apartment Story'
'So worry not - all things are well - we'll be alright - we have our looks, and perfume on'
67The Mountain Goats
Tallahassee


'No Children'
'I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow, I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises - we're pretty sure they're all wrong!'
66The Mothers of Invention
Freak Out!


'You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here'
'You told your mom you're stoked on Tom...
and went for a vruse in Freddie's car
Tommy's asking where you are
You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Plastic boots and plastic hat,
and you think you know where it's at!'
65The Knife
Silent Shout


'From Off to On'
'And when we come home, we want it quiet and calm
We want you to sing us a song
And when we come home, we pull the curtains down,
making sure that the TV's on
From off to on'
64The Evens
The Evens


'Blessed Not Lucky'
'What if there's no end?'
63The Books
Lost And Safe


'Smells Like Content'
'And the map has started tearing along its creases due to overuse,
when in reality, it's never needed folds'
62Talking Heads
Fear of Music


'Mind'
'I try to talk to you, to make things clear, but
you're not even listening to me!!
And it comes directly from my heart to you...'
61The Beatles
The Beatles


'While My Guitar Gently Weeps'
'I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake, we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps'
60System of a Down
System of a Down


'Spiders'
'Dreams are made winding through her hair'
59Stevie Wonder
Innervisions


'Visions'
'I'm not one who make believes, I know that leaves are green
They only turn to brown when autumn comes around
I know just what I say, today's not yesterday,
and all things have an ending'
58Radiohead
Kid A


'Everything in its Right Place'
'There are two colors in my head - What was that you tried to say???????'
57Sole
Selling Live Water


'Da Baddest Poet'
'I've never paid a parking ticket
It's 20 dollars now or 300 then
You want your money, come get it!
But better bring 200 guns and a hundred men!'
56Sarathy Korwar
Day to Day


'Hail'
55Regina Spektor
Soviet Kitsch


'The Ghost of Corporate Future'
'The world is everlasting -
it's coming and it's going'
54Primus
Frizzle Fry


'To Defy the Laws of Tradition'
'Suppose the taxman, he comes to town
And you don't lay your money down
But Mr. Jones, he killed Mr. Brown the other day
Well, I wonder who's gonna go to Hell???'
53Oval
94 Diskont


'Do While'
52My Bloody Valentine
Loveless


'Sometimes'
'Close my eyyyyess... somethin somethin...'
51Mr. Bungle
California


'Retrovertigo'
'Sell the rights to your blight, and you'll eat'
50Leonard Cohen
Songs of Love and Hate


'Diamonds in the Mine'
'And there are no letters in the mailbox
And there are no grapes upon the vine
And there are no chocolates in the boxes anymore
And there are no diamonds in the mine'
49Lazarus
Hawk Medicine


'Baby True'
'Oh baby, baby true,
your dress looks so soft under the light of the moon'
48Johnny Foreigner
Waited Up 'til It Was Light


'Eyes Wide Terrified'
'Your life is a song, but not this one'
47Jets to Brazil
Orange Rhyming Dictionary


'I Typed for Miles'
'Leave me here to my devices - the call could come at any time'
46Jenny Hval
Innocence Is Kinky


'I Got No Strings'
'What do you mean you don't understand,
but do you understand
fire?
Do you understand fire?'
45Jawbreaker
Dear You


'Accident Prone'
'I couldn't wait to breathe your breath
I cut in line, I bled to death
I got to you, there was nothing left'
44Interpol
Turn on the Bright Lights


'Untitled'
'I will surprise you sometime - I'll come around'
43HORSE the band
Desperate Living


'The Failure of All Things'
'You are alone, living in a desert
But it's time to accept:
I'M SORRY I'M A FUCKING MONSTER!!'
(Given the Xavier: Renegade Angel sample found elsewhere on this album, I always wondered if these lines were directed at Xavier... kinda makes sense, doesn't it?)
42Hiatus Kaiyote
Choose Your Weapon


'Borderline with My Atoms'
'A ripe submergence of the highest order - no borders'
41Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Trout Mask Replica


'The Dust Blows Forward n' the Dust Blows Back'
'BUBBLES POP BIG!'
40Guided by Voices
Bee Thousand


'Gold Star for Robot Boy'
'If I waited for you to show me all the actions I should take,
would I get my break?'
39Operation Ivy
Energy


'Take Warning'
'No one's got a thing against you
unless you got somethin to prove'
38Good Charlotte
Good Charlotte


'The Motivation Proclamation'
'Motivate meee!!!! I wanna get myself out of this bed.
Captivate meee!!!! I want good thoughts inside of my head.'
37Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


'Aftermath'
'I'm not afraid of the aftermath'
36Flying Lotus
Cosmogramma


'Mmmhmm'
'It cannot hide, just be who you are'
35Genelec & Memphis Reigns
Scorpion Circles


'Sunwheel'
'Following the energy, swallowing any entity unready for 22nd century'
34Charlie Hilton
Palana


'Funny Anyway'
'Why do they ask me what I've done? Do I have to say?
Next time, I'm gonna tell them
that I don't remember, cuz it's true
I don't have a mind for anything that I do...'
33Emma Ruth Rundle
Some Heavy Ocean


'Run Forever'
'If we both get caught, then we'll run forever
If we both go down, we go down together'
32David Bowie
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars


'Rock n' Roll Suicide'
'YOU'RE NOT ALONE!'
31Botch
We Are the Romans


'Transitions from Persona to Object'
'This is our new home'
30Converge
Jane Doe


'Jane Doe'
'Run on...'
29Atheist
Unquestionable Presence


'Your Life's Retribution'
'Prepare yourself for life's retribution!'
28Bad Religion
No Control


'I Want to Conquer the World'
'I want to conquer the world!
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children!
Do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales!
We'll have peace on Earth and global communion!'
27The Mars Volta
De-Loused in the Comatorium


'Roulette Dares (The Haunt of)'
'Open wrists talk back again
In the wounded of its skin
We'll pinprick the witness in ritual contrition
The AM trinity fell upon asphyxia, derailed
In the rattles of...
Made its way through the tracks of a snail slouching whisper
Half-mass commute through umbilical blisters
Specter will lurk, radar has gathered
midnight nooses from boxcar cadavers'
26At the Drive-In
Relationship of Command


'Cosmonaut'
'Is it heavier than air?
Tell us, is the black box lying?'
25Arcade Fire
Funeral


'Rebellion (Lies)'
'People try and hide the night
underneath the covers
People try and hide the light
underneath the covers'
24Blackalicious
Blazing Arrow


'Release - Pts 1, 2, and 3'
'I can think of nothing heavier than an airplane,
no greater conglomerate of steel and metal
I can think of nothing less likely to fly'
23Dangers
Anger


'Power Chord Blues'
'See, we mix Cro-Mags with The Clash!
Well, it sounds like every other piece of trash!
Aren't you tired? Don't you want something new?
Take back 1983 - while you're at it, take the rest of punk rock too!
I. WANT. MORE!'
22Dead Kennedys
Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables


'Kill the Poor'
'Efficiency and progress is ours once more
now that we have the neutron bomb
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done!'
21Cynic
Traced in Air


'The Space for This'
'Breathe in, breathe out,
must I bend the sky to realize?'
20Bjork
Homogenic


'Joga'
'This state of emergency,
how beautiful to be'
19Hail Mary Mallon
Bestiary


'The Soup'
'Real Earth hides in the syntax,
even if you don't take kindly to riff-raff - WE DO!'
18Extra Life
Secular Works


'I'll Burn'
'However all this may turn, I'll burn...'
17Ought
Sun Coming Down


'Beautiful Blue Sky'
'I am no longer afraid to die. Cuz that is all that I have left.'
16Deine Lakaien
White Lies


'Generators'
'Dream world
Dream time
It is yours
It is mine
Exchange off-line
Generators,
we will shine'
15Wolfsheim
Casting Shadows


'Everyone Who Casts a Shadow'
'Everyone who casts a shadow
seems to stand in the Sun
And when your step leaves a track, you
seem to be going on'
14Karin Park
Highwire Poetry


'Tension'
'Do you feel the tension?
Dangerous and pure,
real and nothing more
Do you feel the tension?
The tension'
13Banks
Goddess


'Brain'
'I can see you struggling, boy don't hurt your brain
thinkin' what you're gonna say
Cuz everything's a game, always tryin to calculate
Tryin to look smart, but not too smart to threaten anything they say!'
12SIR E.U
R E D H E L L Y/Twin Towers


'Last Call'
'Love is a dog from hell. More haters than lovers. People are not good to each other!
Perhaps if they were, then our deaths wouldn't be so damn sad!'
11Aesop Rock
Appleseed


'Blue in the Face'
'I soak my feet in lake infinity, with a timebomb strapped to dignity
My symmetry's vivid image still can't mimic the victory
Comfort is a crumb, and I'm numb as FUCK,
yet some prefer the hum and others tend to suck the life out of the crux like: *deeeeep inhale*'
10Kate Bush
Hounds of Love


'Cloudbusting'
'Ooooooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
I don't know when, but just saying it could even make it happen!'
9Bladee
Eversince


'Who Goes There'
'You're sober - that's not me, I'm a stoner
I prefer when the world moves slower
Who goes there, it's just me and my soldiers
I come from the snow, it's cold cold colder!'
8David Thomas Broughton
Crippling Lack


'I Close My Eyes'
'I close my eyes and it all goes wrong...'
7Horse Lords
Interventions


'Toward the Omega Point'
6Counting Crows
August And Everything After


'Round Here'
'And she looks up at the building, says she's thinkin of jumping,
she says she's tired of life,
SHE MUST BE TIRED OF SOMETHIN!!!'
5Matchbox Twenty
Yourself or Someone Like You


'Long Day'
'Well, it's me...
AND I CAN'T GET MYSELF TO GO AWAY OH GOD I SHOULDN'T FEEL THIS WAY NOW!
REACH DOWN YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET,
PULL OUT SOME HOPE FOR ME, IT'S BEEN A LOOOOONG DAY! ALWAYS, AIN'T THAT RIGHT?'
4Edie Brickell and New Bohemians
Shooting Rubberbands at the Stars


'What I Am'
'Philosophy
is the talk on a cereal box
Religion
is the smile on a dog'
...
'What I am is what I am, are you what you are or what?'
3Bob Dylan
Highway 61 Revisited


'Ballad of a Thin Man'
'You walk into the room like a camel, and then you frown
You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground
There oughta be a law against you comin around
You should be made to wear earphones!

Because you know that something is happening,
yet you don't know what it is...
Do you, Mr. Jones?'
2Steely Dan
Aja


'Deacon Blues'
'I cried when I wrote this song
Sue me if I play too long
This brother is free
I'll be what I want to be!'
1Streetlight Manifesto
Everything Goes Numb


'Here's to Life'
'And I don't know much, but I do know this:
with a golden heart comes a rebel fist,
and I can't help agreeing
with those that would not quit!'
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