Factually Correct Album Titles
Actually really hard to find things that fit the criteria without being a smug shit and posting every self-titled record ever recorded. |
| 1 |  | Current 93 Earth Covers Earth |
| 2 |  | Kanye West The College Dropout |
| 3 |  | Starflyer 59 Everybody Makes Mistakes |
| 4 |  | Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore |
| 5 |  | Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste |
| 6 |  | Periphery Periphery V: Djent Is Not a Genre |
| 7 | | Deadmau5 While(1 |
| 8 | | Deadmau5 >album title goes here |
| 9 |  | clipping. There Existed an Addiction to Blood |
| 10 |  | Showbread No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical |
| 11 |  | A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart |
| 12 |  | From A Second Story Window Not One Word Has Been Omitted
fundamentally unverifiable but i believe it |
| 13 |  | Toshimaru Nakamura No Input Mixing Board
yes that is the instrument featured good job |
| 14 |  | Viper the Rapper You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
true for 2 reasons
1. if you don't smoke crack you're a coward
2. if you do in fact smoke crack you are not a coward and this is not addressed to you
simple
i'm an expert on crack pilpul |
| 15 |  | Viper the Rapper U Are an Idiot |
| 16 |  | Enter Shikari Sorry, You're Not A Winner |
| 17 |  | Rabbit Junk This Life Is Where You Get Fucked |
| 18 |  | death's dynamic shroud I'll Try Living Like This |
| 19 |  | I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter |
| 20 |  | Nunchukka Superfly There are No Accidents... Just Fuckwits
everything that is exists within the flow of causality and the palms of its acausal progenitor
there are no coincidences
there are no accidents
there are only those blind to totality |
| 21 |  | Taproot ...Something More Than Nothing |
| 22 |  | The Bunny The Bear A Liar Wrote This
see they thought they were clever with this one but just because you're a liar don't mean you can't be circumstantially telling the truth
dead clocks and all |
| 23 |  | Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End |
| 24 |  | Machine Girl ...BECAUSE I'M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING
self evident |
| 25 |  | Limp Bizkit Results May Vary |
| 26 |  | Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass
it is debatable whether yo la tengo could beat anyone's ass, but the album title is a quote from kurt thomas addressed to stephon marbury. kurt is 6'9" and 240 pounds, whereas stephon is 6'2" 180 pounds. it is highly likely that the larger man is in fact unafraid of the smaller man and could in fact beat his ass. |
| 27 |  | Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist |
| 28 |  | Steve Earle I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive |
| 29 |  | Soulja Boy Better Late Than Never
you should always try to improve things and make amends, and accept others' earnest attempts to improve things and make amends, rather than pigeonhole yourself or others into the role of "useless impotent cunt" for the remainder of your days just because you're used to that status quo. esteemed dr. soulja enlightens us to this fact on this release. |
| 30 |  | Reuben Racecar Is Racecar Backwards |
| 31 |  | Frenzal Rhomb A Man's Not a Camel
rec by el_newg |
| 32 |  | Broadcast The Noise Made by People
rec by arsmoriendi |
| 33 |  | Sorority Noise You're Not As ____ As You Think
whether over, under, or misestimating ourselves, it is highly likely we all have delusions of grandeur in some areas
rec by icebloom |
| 34 |  | Adebisi Shank This is the Second Album
rec by calc |
| 35 |  | Autechre LP5
only true if you don't count lego feet but still true
rec by demonofthefall |
| 36 |  | Little Simz Sometimes I Might Be Introvert
rec by vercetti |
| 37 |  | Japan Gentlemen Take Polaroids
they certainly have at some point
rec by icebloom |
| 38 |  | The Twilight Sad It Won/t Be Like This All the Time
rec by icebloom |
| 39 |  | Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
rec by icebloom |
| 40 |  | Editors An End Has A Start
rec by icebloom |
| 41 |  | Primus They Can't All Be Zingers |
| 42 |  | Dntel Life is Full of Possibilities |
| 43 |  | Lock Up Hate Breeds Suffering |
| 44 |  | Fredo Santana Trappin Ain't Dead
unfortunately |
| 45 |  | Combatwoundedveteran This is Not an Erect, All-Red Neon Body |
| 46 |  | Hatebreed Satisfaction Is The Death Of Desire
through a certain short term lens, this is true. when one's needs in a particular area are satisfied, they are temporarily absolved of their desire of working toward meeting those needs. but people are soon to forget their blessings, and by nature crave not only finality, but continuance after said finality, and endless progress. and so after desire dies, they will assuredly take on another desire, or carry through the motions of their original course out of sheer muscle memory and fear of loss (which can be said to be a desire), or they will become lax and let slip their hold on stability until desire to reclaim it rises up again out of necessity. but this resurrection of desire is yet dependent upon its momentary death, yes.
rec by koris |
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