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Factually Correct Album Titles

Actually really hard to find things that fit the criteria without being a smug shit and posting every self-titled record ever recorded.
1Current 93
Earth Covers Earth
2Kanye West
The College Dropout
3Starflyer 59
Everybody Makes Mistakes
4Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys
They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore
5Ministry
The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste
6Periphery
Periphery V: Djent Is Not a Genre
7 Deadmau5
While(1
8 Deadmau5
>album title goes here
9clipping.
There Existed an Addiction to Blood
10Showbread
No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical
11A Day To Remember
For Those Who Have Heart
12From A Second Story Window
Not One Word Has Been Omitted


fundamentally unverifiable but i believe it
13Toshimaru Nakamura
No Input Mixing Board


yes that is the instrument featured good job
14Viper the Rapper
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack


true for 2 reasons
1. if you don't smoke crack you're a coward
2. if you do in fact smoke crack you are not a coward and this is not addressed to you
simple
i'm an expert on crack pilpul
15Viper the Rapper
U Are an Idiot
16Enter Shikari
Sorry, You're Not A Winner
17Rabbit Junk
This Life Is Where You Get Fucked
18death's dynamic shroud
I'll Try Living Like This
19I Set My Friends On Fire
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
20Nunchukka Superfly
There are No Accidents... Just Fuckwits


everything that is exists within the flow of causality and the palms of its acausal progenitor
there are no coincidences
there are no accidents
there are only those blind to totality
21Taproot
...Something More Than Nothing
22The Bunny The Bear
A Liar Wrote This


see they thought they were clever with this one but just because you're a liar don't mean you can't be circumstantially telling the truth
dead clocks and all
23Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End
24Machine Girl
...BECAUSE I'M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING


self evident
25Limp Bizkit
Results May Vary
26Yo La Tengo
I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass


it is debatable whether yo la tengo could beat anyone's ass, but the album title is a quote from kurt thomas addressed to stephon marbury. kurt is 6'9" and 240 pounds, whereas stephon is 6'2" 180 pounds. it is highly likely that the larger man is in fact unafraid of the smaller man and could in fact beat his ass.
27Five Finger Death Punch
American Capitalist
28Steve Earle
I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive
29Soulja Boy
Better Late Than Never


you should always try to improve things and make amends, and accept others' earnest attempts to improve things and make amends, rather than pigeonhole yourself or others into the role of "useless impotent cunt" for the remainder of your days just because you're used to that status quo. esteemed dr. soulja enlightens us to this fact on this release.
30Reuben
Racecar Is Racecar Backwards
31Frenzal Rhomb
A Man's Not a Camel


rec by el_newg
32Broadcast
The Noise Made by People


rec by arsmoriendi
33Sorority Noise
You're Not As ____ As You Think


whether over, under, or misestimating ourselves, it is highly likely we all have delusions of grandeur in some areas

rec by icebloom
34Adebisi Shank
This is the Second Album


rec by calc
35Autechre
LP5


only true if you don't count lego feet but still true

rec by demonofthefall
36Little Simz
Sometimes I Might Be Introvert


rec by vercetti
37Japan
Gentlemen Take Polaroids


they certainly have at some point

rec by icebloom
38The Twilight Sad
It Won/t Be Like This All the Time


rec by icebloom
39Anathema
We're Here Because We're Here


rec by icebloom
40Editors
An End Has A Start


rec by icebloom
41Primus
They Can't All Be Zingers
42Dntel
Life is Full of Possibilities
43Lock Up
Hate Breeds Suffering
44Fredo Santana
Trappin Ain't Dead


unfortunately
45Combatwoundedveteran
This is Not an Erect, All-Red Neon Body
46Hatebreed
Satisfaction Is The Death Of Desire


through a certain short term lens, this is true. when one's needs in a particular area are satisfied, they are temporarily absolved of their desire of working toward meeting those needs. but people are soon to forget their blessings, and by nature crave not only finality, but continuance after said finality, and endless progress. and so after desire dies, they will assuredly take on another desire, or carry through the motions of their original course out of sheer muscle memory and fear of loss (which can be said to be a desire), or they will become lax and let slip their hold on stability until desire to reclaim it rises up again out of necessity. but this resurrection of desire is yet dependent upon its momentary death, yes.

rec by koris
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