alamo
02.27.25 | 😭 |
DadKungFu
02.27.25 | You came to the right place. |
pizzamachine
02.27.25 | ABORT ABORT |
alamo
02.27.25 | no he came in the wrong place 😭 |
Hawks
02.27.25 | Drake??? |
Tunaboy45
02.27.25 | lies, no new users to this site means the average sputnikmusic user age is now 54 |
Wildcardbitchesss
02.27.25 | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VXEfylQ1VmY |
brickhed
02.27.25 | all i can really do is shrug and say you're irresponsible, assuming if its true |
Christbait
02.27.25 | You joined this site 8 years ago, how old were you? 10? Or is this a kid of yours? |
Motiv3
02.27.25 | Welp, good thing we all know that Sputnik is the bastion of wisdom when it comes to advice on teenage pregnancy. |
Wildcardbitchesss
02.27.25 | flush it down the drain |
Demon of the Fall
02.27.25 | at least any future incest will be more age-gap appropriate this way and as a young parent you’ll have more energy for it
win-win |
cylinder
02.27.25 | come on man, haven't you heard My Teenage Dream Ended? |
rockarollacola
02.27.25 | sucks to be you |
budgie
02.27.25 | hi alamo |
alamo
02.28.25 | ello |
SomeCallMeTim
02.28.25 | anal cunt made a song about this one min |
budgie
02.28.25 | watch ur fuckin language tim god damnit |
alamo
02.28.25 | "You joined this site 8 years ago, how old were you? 10?"
i am a 27 yo teenager |
arthropod
02.28.25 | Sell your whole spawn or its pieces and be careful not to undercharge. |
MetalMarcJK
03.01.25 | Where did you catch it? |
Wildcardbitchesss
03.01.25 | bruh elaborate, but even then my solution is just get an abortion.
Unless you live in a red state then enjoy being a parent I guess |
Purpl3Spartan
03.01.25 | Pretty sure Álamo does not live in the United States and is not a teenager lmao |
Wildcardbitchesss
03.01.25 | I’m so confused |
twlight
03.01.25 | Spur bros don’t get laid |
Wildcardbitchesss
03.01.25 | no spur guys just fuck fat women, it’s San Antonio after all |
twlight
03.01.25 | Just have the baby it’ll be fun at least.
Could you imagine if Children of Men was real? |
Wildcardbitchesss
03.01.25 | fuck it that would be a good thing humanity deserves to die off |
Asdfp277
03.01.25 | wig |
NudeTayne
03.01.25 | Andrew Tate just got to Miami? Coincidence????? |
Asdfp277
03.01.25 | ...wig |
alamo
03.04.25 | i think i shitted it |
budgie
03.04.25 | a l a m o
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artificialbox
03.04.25 | k a m a l a |
alamo
03.04.25 | i s b r a t |
budgie
03.04.25 | wait is that the its friday friday gotta get down on friday girl |
budgie
03.04.25 | holy fuck my ass it is i jammed the title track its legitimately excellent club music u go girllllllllllllllllllll |
artificialbox
03.04.25 | yeah its awesome |
budgie
03.04.25 | i t s a w e s o m e
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