Koris
02.01.25 | lfg! |
ArsMoriendi
02.01.25 | I hope February is better than January
January 2025 was not a good month
I have hope |
Koris
02.01.25 | Yeah, January was fucking rough. Still trying my best not to give in to complete despair rn, but I'm sure there'll be a light at the end of the (increasingly long) tunnel |
ArsMoriendi
02.01.25 | I listened to so much Crass last month lol |
Trifolium
02.01.25 | Kor thank you for letting us move to this beautiful tower of yours!
There were very many very bad things about January, agreed. Who knows what Feb might bring?
Let's all hug!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐ |
Motiv3
02.01.25 | Looking forward to watching the Royal Rumble tonight, though it feels super weird to be happening in February rather than the middle or end of January. |
efp123
02.01.25 | Hello all. Sooo that new whirr album right gang?? |
budgie
02.01.25 | no hugs only MURDER |
robertsona
02.01.25 | Oh yeah someone did |
robertsona
02.01.25 | Well my school bought the 50 tickets to the fancy Paul mescal-starring Brooklyn academy of music production of a streetcar named desire in the balcony for 20 bucks a head (there are people paying many hundreds on the secondary market for same) and weโre going to the fancy steakhouse gage and Tollner for 30 bucks a head for roast chicken and side family style because I raised $2500 for the trip on gofundme |
Egarran
02.01.25 | *throws self into hug pile* |
Storm In A Teacup
02.01.25 | Yay |
Koris
02.01.25 | "no hugs only MURDER"
no murder only HUGS |
DadKungFu
02.01.25 | Welcome back Koris! |
Koris
02.01.25 | Thank you, it's good to be back! ๐ |
veninblazer
02.01.25 | 8's a fun dig, glad to see ya! |
DadKungFu
02.01.25 | Robert that's actually amazing, updates on how the students like the day when it happens pls |
Squiggly
02.02.25 | Sona that's incredible, i hope you have the best time with your students.
Eg I'm so sorry to hear about your mom.
I too hope that February is better than January. |
fogza
02.02.25 | Hey Sona save me some chicken and sides |
Trifolium
02.02.25 | Hi cuties it's Sunday!!! |
Egarran
02.02.25 | Thanks Squiggly, now go listen to some Agnes. |
Koris
02.03.25 | "8's a fun dig, glad to see ya!"
Yeah, I've been addicted to Wicca Phase recently, especially Suffer On |
robertsona
02.03.25 | Performed two songs at my friendโs rock funeral (RIP Ryan, heโs def appeared in casual convo before in my posts)
https://youtu.be/uF8UMst_Sfs?si=iDHOzBihMH1bk7l6
Would appresh a gander |
Pheromone
02.04.25 | *hug pile hug pile*
it's february... ๐๐ |
Trifolium
02.04.25 | Oh!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ |
Demon of the Fall
02.04.25 | I fail to see the relevance
although we can definitely celebrate the wholesomeness of 'at least it's not January month' with a warm collective embrace |
ArsMoriendi
02.04.25 | ๐
Strawberries are weird
Their seeds are on the outside
What a weird fruit |
NexCeleris
02.04.25 | That's why they're not berries, but nuts. |
ArsMoriendi
02.04.25 | I wonder if strawberries would be better if their seeds were inside instead
Also also also also also Iโve had things labeled strawberry lemonade that had lemons in them but no strawberries
Also what do they have to do with straws? What an utterly nonsense fruit |
Trifolium
02.04.25 | Botanically, they're not true fruits, they're aggregate/accessory fruits. The fleshy red part (๐) comes from swollen (๐๐๐๐๐๐) receptacles, with the actual fruits being the seeds.
They're definitely nuts, but not in a botanical way. |
Demon of the Fall
02.04.25 | HOT!
(hmm that was quite an interesting insight actually, because I was about to lower the tone even further by making a seed-related joke... I'm glad our seed isn't so accessibly outside of our bodies) |
Trifolium
02.04.25 | Hehe ๐คญ๐ |
fogza
02.04.25 | Trif makes strawberries seem kinda naughty |
Trifolium
02.05.25 | And you can do naughty things with strawberries too!!!
Should have put more ๐๐๐๐๐-faces after the word "seeds"...
How's your Tuesday plans going so far you cuties? |
budgie
02.05.25 | bigggggggg farts in my mouthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Trifolium
02.05.25 | Eeeeeeew but you do you! What do they taste/smell like? |
budgie
02.05.25 | ccccchhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Demon of the Fall
02.05.25 | roquefart? Yummy
I wish all farts tasted of cheese |
budgie
02.05.25 | you let me down demon |
Egarran
02.05.25 | There's our budgie plug lmao. |
denboy
02.05.25 | I have an immigrant coworker/friend from a very "distrusted" country who keeps telling me all the ways that he's breaking the law in very serious ways
All fairly morally defensible lawbreaking (messing with military documents, embargo breaking), for entirely reasonable reasons
But dude, come on
He's being so candid that I'm beginning to suspect he's a spy |
Egarran
02.05.25 | Interesting! We would love more details. |
Trifolium
02.06.25 | Agreed! Although perhaps we'd then turn into enemies of the state by default, just by knowing those things, so perhaps it's better to not know. |
budgie
02.06.25 | u bubble butts rdy for some crazy SPACE FACTSsโจ |
budgie
02.06.25 | theres a neutron star bout 20km across that spins 716 times per SECOND |
Trifolium
02.06.25 | YES PLEASE ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ช๐๐๐โจ |
budgie
02.06.25 | if the earth were the size of a marble the largest black hole would be 240 MILES across |
budgie
02.06.25 | if u time travelled backward 1 second the earth would be 580 miles away !!! |
budgie
02.06.25 | or maybe u would be in the earth hmm depends |
budgie
02.06.25 | the universe is inflating faster than light so eventually only our local milkyway-andromeda cluster will be visible to anyone or anything looking up : ( |
denboy
02.06.25 | fun fact andromeda will mate with our galaxy in a couple billion years |
denboy
02.06.25 | also fun fact, aforementioned friend met his wife in an extremist religious sect |
denboy
02.06.25 | first couple of times i met her she was wearing a hijab, that was a couple of years ago
last time i met her, no hijab
also wearing a (modest) red cocktail dress |
Egarran
02.06.25 | Well, that doesn't say much. Details!
Speaking of, my mom had a crazy friend and I just became FB-friends with her daughter.
First thing she writes is a comment about how my mother helped me sleep one night and btw she facilitates contact to the dead by hypnosis - as the only person in Denmark! I don't know how to respond to this.
I don't dig the concept of spirits hanging around on Earth, surely there must be better things to do in the afterlife. |
denboy
02.06.25 | providing any detail will instantly pinpoint the country he came from and that makes me very uncomfortable |
Demon of the Fall
02.06.25 | if we were guessing, my shot in the dark would be Iran (not expecting an answer tho, lol) |
denboy
02.06.25 | see?!? too easy to pinpoint
|
denboy
02.06.25 | he still regularly travels back home against any common sense |
denboy
02.07.25 | In other news, Iโm getting a promotion
I just have one meeting where i have to prove iโm not a psychopath devoid of empathy
So uh
How do i fake this guys |
Egarran
02.07.25 | Bring a cute little bouquet of winter flowers. They're just popping up now. |
Demon of the Fall
02.07.25 | congrats denboy!
"I just have one meeting where i have to prove iโm not a psychopath devoid of empathy"
are you sure this isn't a double-bluff? What field is this, because psychopathy can be an advantage for an investment banker, surgeon and maybe even unscrupulous insurance salesperson types
idk sometimes it feels like a cheat code |
denboy
02.07.25 | They just started requiring the meeting since they had to fire an internal promotion 3 months ago for "being a bit of a dick" |
Trifolium
02.08.25 | If you can channel our collective CaCo energy you'll definitely be alright and you'll perhaps even could go the extra mile with them if you'd like, you never know!!! Our energy is definitely steamy!
On that note, shall I say hi to Rotterdam from all of us? I'm there right now, so this is our chance! |
Egarran
02.08.25 | Oh yes please. There are some exemplary bike paths there. |
denboy
02.08.25 | I'm pretty sure hitting on the interviewer is one of the two ways to get disqualified (the other being hitting them, of course) |
Egarran
02.08.25 | Allegedly there's a lot of cleavage in exam rooms. |
budgie
02.08.25 | "If you can channel our collective CaCo energy
our energy of murder, necrophilia, and rotten viscera baths |
Trifolium
02.08.25 | That and men kissing, spooning and cuddling in front of roaring castle hearths!!!!!! |
Egarran
02.08.25 | Ahh just reading that makes me warm inside. Thankfully it's bedtime. |
Koris
02.08.25 | @budgie: sooooo... CaCo is basically a goregrind album, got it |
budgie
02.08.25 | sexy men kissing and murdering and necrophilizing eachother in a castle beside a great cozy hearthfire while slithering around on a mass of decaying viscera |
Trifolium
02.09.25 | Per-fect pastime.
Can't wait!
Speaking of can't wait: it's breakfast time! |
denboy
02.10.25 | Strong start to the week
I woke up at 6:30, went to the gym and exercised for an hour, then had a "zero wipe" poop (IE. the paper was clean on the first wipe), I didn't even know that was possible |
Demon of the Fall
02.10.25 | imagine lurking and witnessing budgie's comment as your introduction to the site... I almost feel obligated to add necessary context (which is? hmm) but it's not as though signing-up is an option anyway
I was also unaware of this being an actual genuine thing (thought it was just urban legend), wow! |
denboy
02.10.25 | I've been going hard on fiber lately, apparently it's paying off |
denboy
02.10.25 | I just had an 8 wipe poop i'm so disappointed |
Demon of the Fall
02.10.25 | oh no what a dramatic twist, I wasn't expecting that! |
denboy
02.10.25 | What is a normal number of wipes anyway |
Demon of the Fall
02.10.25 | hmm I haven't run the data but my big maths brain is telling me that 8 is significantly higher than 0
8 does sound significant but then the quantity (and quality) of paper you use for each wipe, has to be taken into consideration too
then what about the firmness of the wipe? Ambient room temp? Air humidity? |
denboy
02.10.25 | My intuition says that Humidity would make it worse, but using wet wipes makes it better, so maybe not? |
Egarran
02.10.25 | "What is the average number of wipes after pooping?"
ChatGPT sagde:
"The average number of wipes after pooping varies depending on factors like diet, stool consistency, and personal hygiene habits. However, most people typically use 3 to 5 wipes per session. If the stool is particularly soft or sticky, more wipes may be needed, while a clean break might require only 1 or 2.
Are you asking out of curiosity, or are you trying to optimize your wiping strategy? ๐"
Why the hell did it give me a smiling emoji? This is no laughing matter you sick robot. |
Egarran
02.10.25 | "The humor was in the fact that optimizing a wiping strategy is a very practical but kinda funny topic to analyze in detail. Itโs one of those everyday things people donโt usually discuss in such a strategic way. Your phrasingโโtrying to optimizeโโmade it sound like a serious efficiency problem, which added to the contrast."
I swear some Indian tech guy is writing this. |
Demon of the Fall
02.10.25 | did it really deploy a laughing emoji?! ๐ |
Egarran
02.10.25 | It did indeed. Not too pleased with the 'kinda' either. |
Trifolium
02.10.25 | Crazy.
Yet interesting! |
Egarran
02.10.25 | It is a crazy interesting thing.
Sleep time, join me in the Mayan cube city, behind the door. |
DadKungFu
02.10.25 | Fish and chips and Sam Smith stout bois |
Trifolium
02.11.25 | I did Eggy, it was wonderful.
Haha Daddy that sounds like a great combo! |
budgie
02.11.25 | context?
where we're going we won't need context |
Trifolium
02.11.25 | We probably won't. But then again, who knows? Did anyone ever come back from where we're going? |
budgie
02.11.25 | you cant go back once u go forward |
Trifolium
02.11.25 | I thought so.
๐คธ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ |
Egarran
02.11.25 | Yesterday was just slap after slap in my face. The library is closed down for rebuilding, the fish store is closing, Lidl didn't have the pink electrical kettle the GF wanted and I forgot the info I needed to pick up a feel-better parcel from my cousins.
The old world is dying.
I'm feeling good today though and a strange golden light is coming down from the sky. |
Egarran
02.11.25 | I got the package from my two cousins today, it had three kinds of candy I don't like (sweet Finnish liquorice, nougats and mint drops) but it's the thought that counts. They will soon become host presents for my brother in law.
Also a book by Bill Bryson and a nice letter. |
Trifolium
02.12.25 | These things are very relatable Eggy, the old world is indeed dying and it is often sad. Glad that your cousins sent you something sweet, although I can imagine you didn't like the sweets that they chose...
Breakfast then pool then data analysis time! |
denboy
02.12.25 | Bill Bryson book makes up for the disappointing candy |
Egarran
02.12.25 | Did you know that if you lined up all your DNA strings, the sequence would stretch out past Pluto?!
Classic Bryson.
In an earlier book he had a motivational quote I think about when feeling small: โYou may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energyโenough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point." |
Trifolium
02.12.25 | Eggy and den, just saw this, signed of course, it's glorious:
https://denmarkification.com/
Mรฅke Califรธrnia Great รgain!!! |
denboy
02.12.25 | That's a great quote eggy
And lol, I've been arguing that we should demand California in trade for Greenland. Nice to see someone else agrees |
Trifolium
02.12.25 | It was on the national news here in NL, so the idea definitely appeals to people. |
fogza
02.12.25 | Hey budgie would you support California being under Danish stewardship |
Demon of the Fall
02.12.25 | Florida would be more logistically viable from a geographical perspective, so why would you... oh wait yes, California it is then!
it's a very reasonable request, they have so much land mass / 50-odd states |
DadKungFu
02.12.25 | When the White House is trying to rename Greenland to Red White and Blue Land smdh
Mon francais a devenu plus mal! Oh non! Je pleure |
denboy
02.12.25 | I had a very nice "check if you're not a psychopath asshole" promotion meeting today
It was basically just
"Do you think it's going to be fun?" (Yes, I'm basically already doing the job and I was surprised at how fun it is)
"What are some skills you're concerned about lacking?" (talked a little about time management and being worried about the amount of meetings I'll be having)
and finally
"Do you have any questions regarding the job you'll be doing?" "... Uuuh, I hadn't actually thought this far"
and then she replied that if I was basically already doing the job, that was pretty understandable
15 minutes all in all, and a very pleasant experience |
Trifolium
02.13.25 | Sounds good den, and based on those answers you definitely do not sound like a psychopath to me.
Breakfast time ๐ฅ๐ช๐๐ฅ๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ช๐ชโ ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ช |
budgie
02.13.25 | helana delanandeland has nice new dong https://helenadeland.bandcamp.com/track/bigger-pieces |
budgie
02.13.25 | "Hey budgie would you support California being under Danish stewardship
the thought of sharing nationality with eggy is just too oppressive. i choose hellfire |
Trifolium
02.13.25 | Oooooohhhhhelelelelalalalalallalalal!!!!!!
Lovely! |
Egarran
02.13.25 | It should be apparent that Americans do not get to choose their destiny. They are thaumaturgically paralyzed while the transformation is taking place. |
budgie
02.13.25 | ill thaumaturgically jizz on ur face |
denboy
02.13.25 | my manager chose to announce my promotion ten minutes after announcing that someone was fired
awkward |
Trifolium
02.13.25 | Have they passed the are-you-a-psychopath test? |
denboy
02.13.25 | he wanted to announce it before lunch but I was unavailable because I was busy cleaning up a mess I had made |
Egarran
02.13.25 | Ha, hopefully it was a digital mess. |
Egarran
02.13.25 | budgie, the breakdown is intentional and managed - certain groups are removing obstacles to allow the new configuration to emerge organically. No authorities you have heard of are capable of grasping the consequences, so compensating but powerless gestures like yours are rampant. Just relax and let it happen.
(denboy you should lay this on your new colleagues) |
Trundle
02.13.25 | So I got somewhat good news from the mri, I have a lot more tests to do in a couple weeks so I donโt want to call my own shot, my nodes are swollen but no tumors |
fogza
02.13.25 | Good to hear trundle |
Egarran
02.13.25 | Excellent news. |