TheSonomaDude: Heaviest fuckin album ever

NexCeleris 01.10.25	Do you even Defeated Sanity? Half-jokes aside, you'd probably enjoy: Weeping - Spiritual Barbarism Not the heaviest ever, but a good way to rinse any sense of ambience off your auditory canals. Cool list, btw.
Jurtz 01.10.25	Lord Mantis is heavy af
Dewinged 01.10.25	Primitive Man comes to mind.
kkarron 01.10.25	> fake midi drums ass godflesh album lol dumb take is dumb
kkarron 01.10.25	my serious answer would be Master Of Reality, because that downtuned blues and swing combo still hasn't been topped, but hey, Dopethrone would be a solid no2 pick!
Voivod 01.10.25	21 rips.
Demon of the Fall 01.10.25	list reads like a meme, especially with the Godflesh bit
NexCeleris 01.10.25	Might have found the heaviest one. https://www.discogs.com/de/release/21220258-NOFX-Single-Album- 700 grams, jfc.
Spec 01.10.25	Strapping Young Lad - Alien
Dedes 01.10.25	Helcaraxe-Red Dragon
Christbait 01.10.25	Nostromo - Bucephale Black Tongue - Nadir
jrlikestodance 01.10.25	Nice to see Dystopia and His Hero Is Gone get some shine Implosive Disgorgence - Chapters Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten The Acacia Strain - The Dead Walk (they prob have heavier albums but the vibe on this edges those out for me) Bolt Thrower discog
SomeCallMeTim 01.10.25	Boris - Pink Lightning Bolt - Hypermagic Mountain Hypermagic Mountain isn't even metal and it's a real brain rattler
Jurtz 01.10.25	Digested Flesh - The Answer To Infection For the slammers among us
cylinder 01.10.25	Flesh - s/t
DungeonBoy 01.10.25	check Knut - Challenger
Jurtz 01.10.25	Thanks cyl, haven't checked that one yet
Jurtz 01.10.25	Also: Gorevent - Abnormal Exaggeration
chemicalmarriage 01.10.25	700 grams wtf gonna need a bigger stylus
farmerobama 01.10.25	Ahab - Call of the Wretched Sea Pallbearer - Sorrow and Extinction Amenra - Mass VI Acid Bath - When the Kite String Pops Bongripper - Satan Worshipping Doom
Wildcardbitchesss 01.10.25	Gaza - I Don’t Care Where I Go When I Die
Demon of the Fall 01.10.25	Flesh rips (flesh from your body)
farmerobama 01.10.25	And SUMA - Let the Churches Burn for a more underground choice
GiaNXGX 01.10.25	Crowbar - december spawn delete list - nothing is heavier
artiswar 01.10.25	Slipknot - Iowa controversial take I know
Jurtz 01.10.25	Flesh rips [2]
Colton 01.10.25	Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal
Egarran 01.10.25	Manowar - Kings Of Metal.
Hyperion1001 01.10.25	cyrus - enforcement also nails fucking sucks
Hawks 01.10.25	How has nobody mentioned Suffocation????
jrlikestodance 01.10.25	Bro I put Effigy in my list!!! Seeds of the Suffering intro is still the hardest shit
SomeCallMeTim 01.10.25	How are you gonna have Dopethrone but say Godflesh is fake, and a Jesu album too lmao all because they use a drum machine you fake
ThyCrossAwaits 01.10.25	Honestly thought cylinder was gonna rec Devouring Humanity
cylinder 01.10.25	that would prob be my number 2 in terms of pure heaviness haha, so nice intuition there
Voivod 01.10.25	Red Harvest - Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
ncguitar 01.10.25	Annotations Of An Autopsy - Dark Days https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/44622/Annotations-Of-An-Autopsy-Dark-Days/
ShadowRemains 01.10.25	Rippikoulu - Musta Seremonia
Sharenge 01.10.25	check godflesh
Scoot 01.10.25	begins and ends with 4
Scoot 01.10.25	sectioned - annihilated deserves a mention for 2010 albums
budgie 01.10.25	discharge - hear nothing say nothing mastodon - remission disfear - a brutal sight of war sacrilege - behind the realms leviathan - tenth subleve napalm raid - wheel of war
Faraudo 01.10.25	Frontierer - Oxidized.
swallowtales 01.11.25	Some good picks in the list and the comments - imma punt one from leftfield a bit - I reckon Gris - Il était une forêt... is incredibly heavy in parts. The first track definitely rattles my bones in a super piercing way. It's not pummeling like some other picks here but it definitely does something worth mentioning.
kevbogz 01.11.25	no dopesmoker, list disregarded
BigBlob 01.11.25	Ulcerate
Inoculaeted 01.11.25	Strapping Young Lad - City Admiral Angry - Buster
RogueNine 01.11.25	Get 16 outta here smh. The answer is probably something by Corrupted or somethin.
Brabiz 01.11.25	4 is the only answer tbh. None So Vile is utterly insane
Colton 01.11.25	if an album is just "heavy" the entire time with no variety in its dynamics then it just ends up not being heavy at all
EyesWideShut 01.11.25	Reign in Blood is obligatory
Jurtz 01.11.25	Narcissistic Paraphilia is the heaviest song in the universe
evilford 01.11.25	Corrupted [2] The fuck is with the godflesh shade?
Relinquished 01.11.25	Pure and Streetcleaner heavier than a lot of these albums bar none
Relinquished 01.11.25	like how are you gonna put 10’s pretty ass on record when it basically has a godflesh song, fuck outta here love u som, I had to double check if it was someone respectable
Voivod 01.11.25	Meshuggah - Chaosphere or Meshuggah - Catch 33
Wildcardbitchesss 01.11.25	guys, I already said which one it was. It’s the Gaza record.
Hyperion1001 01.11.25	devourment - obscene majesty is also a contender sounds like being flattened by a bulldozer for 30 minutes straight .
Demon of the Fall 01.11.25	amusingly Colton’s comment is pretty accurate, homogenous all-consuming heaviness is tiresome and bands that aim for that sound are doomed from the start. Eventually it all just plateaus and has no impact like I said tho, I did think this list was a meme because some of these selections are weird as hell. Like what’s the criteria supposed to be? Jesu is very emotionally heavy, sure. Nails are a joke. Obscura is the GOAT DM album for me but an odd choice for ‘heaviest’ even within their own discog
jrlikestodance 01.11.25	Mind Eraser - Glacial Reign
budgie 01.11.25	why is that amusing colton is characteristically correct
Hyperion1001 01.11.25	listen to baby killer and youll see that hes wrong
artiswar 01.11.25	why the fuck is Load here
gabba 01.11.25	Why is Thou not mentioned here? Their last album is pretty heavy innit? I mean: “characteristically” heavy.
Demon of the Fall 01.11.25	budgie: because giving Colton’s opinions credence in this environment feels like it’ll fall on deaf ears, nothing personal
ShadowRemains 01.11.25	moss - sub templum
ReiniEden 01.11.25	Abandon - In Reality We Suffer of The Dead End
ScuroFantasma 01.12.25	I’d offer Behemoth’s Demigod
budgie 01.12.25	demon: single boop liposomal scratch orangutan muffin apocalypse
Butkuiss 01.12.25	Have said it before, will say it again Blood Has Been Shed - Spirals. Prod job BRAZY with just enough breaks in the maelstrom to truly ram home how heavy the rest of the record is.
Butkuiss 01.12.25	Also mandatory Today is the Day - Sadness Will Prevail
rockarollacola 01.12.25	12 for sure
Jurtz 01.12.25	I have a feeling that OP is never going to respond or update this list
TheSonomaDude 01.12.25	CORRECT!!!!
artiswar 01.12.25	only 1 of these is truly heavy and it's 19
TheSonomaDude 01.12.25	Mama said is fuckin brutal dude.
TheSonomaDude 01.12.25	Love it when the shitposts i spend 10 seconds on get featured and not the lists i put hours researching lmao. I truly do not get this website. Had no intention to update anything here but fuck now i gotta!!! It will be fascinating because i have never heard of alot of these suggestions. Knut Challenger and Dopesmoker…cant believe i forgot those two Also godflesh, cant get into it. Listening to “christbait rising” off streetcleaner and the production is just too awful. Fake ass drums that are SO LOUD in the mix. i mean musically it’s cool, nice riffs. fight me
Sharenge 01.12.25	completely unable to understand the reasoning behind it, but since your main gripe seems to be that they relegate percussion to machines on most of their material, maybe you should start with the releases where they used a drummer (Hymns and Songs of Love and Hate)
Jurtz 01.12.25	Same here, I need real drums
AsleepInTheBack 01.12.25	i mean if you didnt want it featured i can just undo that for ya
Mort. 01.12.25	adiral angry - buster [2]
AsleepInTheBack 01.12.25	admral angy [3]
TheSonomaDude 01.13.25	updated the list to add some recs, I'll update it the rest later. some of this looks really cool and asleep please no today is my 28th bday and I haven't had a list featured in like 3 years :(((((( so this is a nice gift :)))
NexCeleris 01.13.25	Happy birthday! You're now in the average Sput age range, meaning you've always been ig.
TheSonomaDude 01.13.25	thank you nex. I noticed that sput had a huge spike in regular users starting in 2013, because there's basically the spuntik class of 2013 that I'm a part of
Confessed2005 01.13.25	Pig Destroyer = Prowler In the Yard
omik1116 01.13.25	Only two I've found genuinely tough to listed to because of sheer heaviness: sectioned - annihilated meth - shame
Jurtz 01.13.25	32 and 34 go together like cheese and wine
Voivod 01.13.25	Voivod - Phobos
TheSonomaDude 01.13.25	hey no plugging ur own band
Voivod 01.13.25	Ignore the rec at your own loss of sonic indulgence.
Egarran 01.13.25	I thought it was funny.
TheSonomaDude 01.13.25	wait...so you really are Michel "Away" Langevin and Denis "Snake" Bélanger operating as a single account to plug your band??? that's dope. outer limits is my fave voivod. and 'sonic indulgence' is lowkey a dope song title
Voivod 01.13.25	@Egarran It was funny indeed, I just feigned the cynic and I should have used an emoticon ;-)br /> If the exchange took place in real life, I would utter the worlds in utter grimness, before laughing mischievously.
Demon of the Fall 01.13.25	breaking my own rules here but this works in more than one sense… “The Angelic Process - Weighing Souls With Sand”
Hyperion1001 01.13.25	the heaviest album all time would just be 30 minutes of a single sub bass sine wave played on a 10000w speaker system at 400db that instantly kills you.
Zorg 01.13.25	Lysol by Melvins
TheSonomaDude 01.20.25	"the heaviest album all time would just be 30 minutes of a single sub bass sine wave played on a 10000w speaker system at 400db that instantly kills you." pretty sure Snide gave an album like that a 5/5
GiaNXGX 01.20.25	Thergoton - Sfth
GiaNXGX 01.20.25	Sparklehorse - Sa OF TEETH
kkarron 01.20.25	>completely unable to understand the reasoning behind it, I just don't get it either, especially when the alternative are brickwalled-to-shit white-noise-blast-beat pieces of shit.
TheSonomaDude 01.20.25	not trying to be disrespectful but idk how y'all can hear the same drum soundbites on repeat over and over again and not get annoyed. my band has an early EP with a midi drum set and I can't listen to it, and I will never press it on physical if I got the chance. I can only tolerate fake drums in metal if it's really well implemented, which it can be (see Jesu). in godflesh, it's absolutely not. real drummers add so much soul and passion to the sound of a metal band.
Jurtz 01.20.25	He's right