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Last Active 01-08-22 12:44 am Joined 12-05-21
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| Let me take a look at your fives
Please comment below if you want me to analyze your favorites. Keep in mind, I’m just a dude with an opinion. I’ll do a write up for each submission. This will take a long time | 1 | | This Will Destroy You Young Mountain
Have at it | 2 | | Circa Survive Juturna
jrlikestodance: a tribe called quest, boards of canada, and circa survive are all great. didn't know donald trump was a band lmfao.... the lovely madviliany is in your faves. RIP that was a pretty universally loved one. you've got a couple OG picks in here like nirvana-nvm, and underoath-dtgl. I'm not a prince fan, was also funny seeing ugk in there lol. all in all? I like your picks. there are some I did not recognize, so I cannot comment further on this particular list of faves! also, shout out to janet jackson | 3 | | Hammock Departure Songs
budget: let's get hammock, and twdy out of the way. of course we vibe on those. big black metal fan it seems? in general just a huge metal fan (this site do be that way) scrolling down a little more, and you have 1827460187 hammock albums 4.5'd. bring those to your fives next time my friend. you're one of my faves on the site | 4 | | Slowdive Souvlaki
zac124: we already click due to the numbers in our usernames. later slow dive is way better imo, but that's besides the point. lets dig in.. you love iron maiden, and I don't see a lot of people on here with such high praise for them! I personally never got into opeth, but I have been told to by my friend futures. even though I don't have System of a Down self titled rated doesn't mean it wasn't a staple in my childhood. I used to try to skateboard, and I sucked. serj tankian had my back though. one more shout out I would give is that children of bodom album. I also grew up with them too. I like having you around | 5 | | Death Infernal Live
smok: oh wow where to begin.... I know you love death metal and power metal. I have jammed deicide before, and it was overall a good time. one thing about you that I enjoy is that you seem intelligent. I don't have many takes on your fives besides the deicide album (which was good). I'm a softy | 6 | | All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
emim: you seem to love older metal of the 2010's. I want to agree with you about a couple of these. both underoath albums you have here are supreme. ratm self titled is way fun.. I love emery, but imo you picked the wrong album to rep. one last thing I wanna say is I cannot listen to led zep anymore. that only happened a few years ago, because I got so sick and tired of being sick and tired of the same old songs. as a user, I would never bump you out of my list. so don't think that | 7 | | Sage Francis Personal Journals
slothcoresam: woah we appear to both love sage francis. solid rapper. r kelly trapped in the closet is a choice though dude hahahah......propaghandi is a fun band too. never got into bad religion, but ill take your word for it. tbh my taste isn't all that good so I cannot judge,. I'm not sure what fela kuti is, but you seem to like their music a lot. happy new year | 8 | | mewithoutYou Pale Horses
johnnyofthewell: wow I don’t really recognize anything in your fives besides the one I posted here. Would have been funny to see a random death core album in there, but since knowing you that would not be your thing. However, you did turn me to check out youle’s latest album based from your review of it. I very much disliked glitch princess though. The latest is one of my favorite albums of all time. I’m a fan of yours, even if others are not | 9 | | Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 7 in A major, Op. 92
dadkungfu: I don’t find many users that five classical music. I’ll make it about me for a sec, I love playing piano by ear. I totally love his influence towards classical music. RIP. I think you would enjoy balmorhea. A neo-classical approach to music these days. It’s beautiful. Also digging around in here I noticed you enjoy mozart. Check out the balmorhea albums I have fived. You may be pleasantly surprised | 10 | | Metallica Ride The Lightning
theantichrist: you seem fake. we call it “having an alt” in the business. Big metallica lover. Wouldn’t catch you anywhere with a Napster tramp stamp I’m sure of it. Ariana Grande seems malnourished, but I’m sure it’s fine. Her quick wit comical presence is totally on par with the kind of humor I enjoy. She’s likely a disaster irl, but looks and comedy make up for it. Musically speaking? Not a fan. She killed Mac miller remember??? Lawl. Have a good one you alt loving swine | 11 | | Anal Cunt Picnic of Love
concubinarycode: well, shout out to anal cunt I suppose lmao... I never got into the touch amore beat a dead horse album, and I have been told I'm a fool for that in the past!! I'll have to revisit that thing. interesting choice on that ismof album I haven't heard of. only remember the slaughter album. I don't remember it being bad, but I was pretty young at the time. probably doesn't hold up. but who knows! have a good one | 12 | | Skee Mask Pool
cylinder: honestly there isn't a whole lot I recognize here!! I very recently got into skee mask though, and through most of what I heard I've become a huge fan. I do believe I've jammed iron lung in the past, but it's been years so I don't really have recollection of it. you're the only user here that has rated that brutal shift album. im a huge fan of ambient, so maybe ill add it to my favorites tab to check out later. if you think there's anything here that may be potentially up my alley let me know! again, not recognizing a lot here | 13 | | Outkast Aquemini
fowlkrietzsche: who doesn't love em some old outcast. a coworker recently got me into their older stuff earlier last year. solid jams. this might get me jumped, but I really didn't care for that eif album by ulcerate. for the most part, the production bothered me. wasn't bad though. I haven't listened to anything by carissas wierd besides songs about leaving. I can't really mentally handle that album anymore rofl I tell ya.. that was fun that one time we had to set the record straight with a user that 9/11 wasn't an inside job!! what a cock head... anyways, I like what you listen to!! talk soon | 14 | | Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind
affablemartyr: I like your username dude! you also have a ton of ratings, but thanks for making my life easier because you seldomly five things it seems. we are DEFINITELY on the same page regarding third eye blind self titled. to be honest its probably a top five album within my personal fives. there's some beautiful stuff in there with very relatable lyrics. I heard the frontman is a twat, but I don't give a fuck. classic 2pac album in here too. I don't believe I have any of his stuff rate though? he's also still alive (yeah im in that crowd) 9/11 is real, however his death was not. ^_^ the only carcass album I've jammed was surgical steel. I was high as balls, and I think it somewhat scared me at times!! hah may have been the edibles I took though that made it seem like too much for me. one last thing is I remember being fond of that senses fail album when I was younger. thanks for letting me peep! | 15 | | ISIS Oceanic
swallowtales: my buddy nex has told me to check out isis, and they seem beloved on this site. I must be dropping the ball!! you also have the only kendrick lamar album fived that's worth a shit imo. I really don't understand the hype on him as a whole. don't shoot me people. touch amore stage four is so damn sad, but im happy the vocalist had an outlet to let out his emotions about the situation! gorillaz self titled was fun back in the day too. idk if its a me problem, but I didn't like that shai hulud album, but as a whole I am a fan of the band. forget the main writers name, but he's got some solid ideas and made some sweet sweet tunes. lil ugly mane is something I haven't been interested in simply due to the name! typical read the headline, but not the actual article mentality. guilty as charged 0.0 any new years resolutions? or are you not a simpleton fuck? cheers bud | 16 | | Atheist Piece Of Time
kkarron: we vibe on atheist. I used to jam them a bit because they were so well proclaimed. to me, their jazz influence was really cool back in the day. besides black sabbath, I really don't recognize a lot of your fives. I dig your avi though. I never got into the cure, but I have been told I should do so... continue being you!! | 17 | | Pink Floyd Animals
radiosuicide: what does your username mean? I like it though.. it's strange because I've never given pink floyd an honest chance. the only song I ever liked from them was comfortably numb. I've been meaning to check out jane doe for the longest time. I've been slacking on music that seems worthy of checking is my main point. a lot of your fives look like something I've seen before, but never checked out. that's on me player. I hope you had a really good day | 18 | | Childish Gambino Because the Internet
scurofantasma: hey you. I really respect what don glover brings to the table. multifaceted human being that can do it all. that being said, I don't like his music. you also seem to love mastodon. im not big on prog metal very much these days, but I understand why they are well received. I know kanye became nuts over time, but college dropout was a solid release. slow jamz, and through the wire were two songs I enjoyed a lot back in the day. take care | 19 | | Gorguts Colored Sands
evilford: ahhh, one of the sites many dm loving saints. although when you post "smoking cigs, and jamming dm right now bros" it always makes me chuckle not gonna lie. I love me some later gorguts!! colored sands is a certified five. steely dan's aja is a complete masterpiece as well.. a no artificial brainer of a five. for as little dm as I listen to, we share a lot of the same dm fives which makes you and elite dm loving snob (that is correct) smoke em if you got em my man!! | 20 | | The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
calc: you didn't ask for this, but you did comment so that is good enough for me! for as much as I enjoy mathy spaz guitar writing I am guilty of never checking out dillinger escape plan. was told I would not regret it from a couple folks. animals as leaders almost made it to your fives, but we share the same rating I believe. just had to throw that in there. I had to go to the 4.5s cause I again don't recognize/haven't listened to any of your fives.. apologies! you have the wrong from indian lakes album at 4.5, but that's just me being a c*nt. thanks for stopping by to take a jab at emim, but now look where it got you!! peace | 21 | | Envy A Dead Sinking Story
veninblazer: incoming slur......... just messing ^_~ .. lets dive in. I have been really meaning to give envy a FULL try through their discography. they seem like they have really promising stuff. jimmy eats world futures album is a goated pick to be a five. drugs or me is an incredibly powerful song. may just have to throw that on right now tbh... never got into linkin park, and people have tried to doxx me irl in passing just for that very reason!!! already talked about underoath's dtgl earlier above, but it is definitely welcomed to be mentioned again. I really never enjoyed bmth besides a couple songs here and there I've heard in the past. crazy how big they have gotten though. all in all? I didn't mind checking in on your fives whatsoever. take it easy my friend | 22 | | Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
tundra: oooooo we're gonna end tonights episode on this beloved user!! real talk for a second though? psa: stop going after this person ya damned dorks. anyway... we know ya love djent, and prog. lets get that part out of the way. I dislike a lot of what I see, but music is subjective as we all know. we conveniently leave that out sometimes don't we? we agree on a very important five to me though. coldplay's a rush of blood to the head features beautiful piano work, and lovely layers. kind of was ahead of its time imo. you have the wrong contortionist album fived, but we'll continue to carry on. the sleep token album you lose me on, but I get its just one way or the other with that release. love or hate... there seems to be no in between. one last thing I want to say is I love julien baker, and she's and incredibly good singer. I had a phase of watching her perform on youtube, and I have the upmost respect. have a good evening (well at least that's what it is here) so roll with it | |
efp123
01.09.25 | I can’t wait for this | jrlikestodance
01.09.25 | Judge me!!! | budgie
01.09.25 | i volunteer myself for sacrifice | Zac124
01.09.25 | hello there. pls judge me | ToSmokMuzyki
01.09.25 | at my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? oh my 5s | Emim
01.09.25 | Have at it, not all of them are serious though lol, so if you need to bump me for a better choice go for it. I think the facetious ratings are fairly apparent tho | SlothcoreSam
01.09.25 | Ok, let's do this | JohnnyoftheWell
01.09.25 | hmm | DadKungFu
01.09.25 | They're dated, musty and due for revising BUT | TheAntichrist
01.09.25 | yes | ConcubinaryCode
01.09.25 | I have nothing to hide!
I think... | cylinder
01.09.25 | Do me do me | FowlKrietzsche
01.09.25 | uhh / !wow! / *seductively unveils 5s* | AffableMartyr
01.09.25 | Check me out brah | swallowtales
01.09.25 | yolo | kkarron
01.09.25 | Behold my fivedom! | RadioSuicide
01.09.25 | Do me up | ScuroFantasma
01.09.25 | Go for it | evilford
01.09.25 | Do me ahrd | efp123
01.09.25 | Emim there’s no backing out at this point :-) | Calc
01.09.25 | bro he loves Trapt you go in on his "facetiousness" | veninblazer
01.09.25 | i feel like a few of mine will get me called a slur but have at it | efp123
01.09.25 | How come? | Tundra
01.09.25 | Do I | Demon of the Fall
01.09.25 | am I too late? If not I would like to be done
(if it helps at all I'm currently sporting a paltry 21 in total) | gabba
01.09.25 | All 69 of my meticulously selected 5s have been waiting for this moment. | DoofDoof
01.09.25 | I guess I'm too late...and have maybe too many 5s! | Ectier
01.09.25 | Sure thinf if still doing it | anode
01.09.25 | yes please | jrlikestodance
01.09.25 | Glad you approved (: | NexCeleris
01.09.25 | Commenting coz you asked me to. Only participating if Demon, gabba, Doof, Ectier and anode are also in tho. | efp123
01.09.25 | you just w8 | efp123
01.09.25 | edit: I'll do everyone if they want. just will take time. love this community!!! | veninblazer
01.09.25 | @efp: just past experiences with music discussion especially when I was younger idk | efp123
01.09.25 | I have no interest in being rude to you, or anybody | dbizzles
01.09.25 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/dbizzles | dbizzles
01.09.25 | Yes, hello, I showed you my 5's, please respond. | Christbait
01.09.25 | I either need to rate more albums, listen to more music, or give myself a pat on the back for being so limited in my 5s. No need to review my 5s, but neat idea. | budgie
01.09.25 | does the winner get a penis butter and jelly sandwich | efp123
01.09.25 | I will strangle you | dbizzles
01.09.25 | Even better | ToSmokMuzyki
01.09.25 | wow this was the best compliment i have ever sputted
czech nordland ii its exactly as i describe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) not dm or especially heavy in most parts | budgie
01.09.25 | i agree that is probably the best compliment smok ever got | Emim
01.09.25 | "emim: you seem to love older metal of the 2010's."
Guilty as charged
"bro he loves Trapt you go in on his "facetiousness"
tf you on about | Emim
01.09.25 | Also I'd probably pick The Weak's End as Emery's best album now, but Shallow Seas is too nostalgic for me | Spec
01.09.25 | S/t > Young Mountain ! | efp123
01.10.25 | I’m glad we’re all friends | Butkuiss
01.10.25 | Do me big dog 🫡 | Squiggly
01.10.25 | Sure I'll join in | DocSportello
01.10.25 | I am [almost] finished rating things so yeah, if you get around to it, take a gander at my totally 5-worthy 5s :D | efp123
01.10.25 | Spec I’ll let that slide ^_~ (you’re a fave of mine though) | foxblood
01.10.25 | jr you 5'd the donald trump thing nice haha that does actually rule | SomeCallMeTim
01.10.25 | Analyze me hoe | SlothcoreSam
01.10.25 | Lol, check Fela Kuti ASAP. The song Zombie to start | efp123
01.10.25 | calling me a hoe will not get you far :-) (ya know im kidding) :-* | Drifter
01.10.25 | me | SAPoodle
01.10.25 | Go for it | efp123
01.10.25 | I will come back to this soon | jrlikestodance
01.10.25 | Fela Kuti is one of the goats of music
Lol Fox, easiest 5 of my life (-; | Spec
01.10.25 | Oh yes I also would like an analyzation. | mindleviticus
01.10.25 | I added my 5's in from rym to sputnik just for you fella | platttt
01.10.25 | please do me | efp123
01.10.25 | That’s enough for today. Love you guys!! | jrlikestodance
01.10.25 | "We call it having an alt in the business" is fantastic lmao | Zac124
01.11.25 | Souvlaki is the best Slowdive but I will say self-titled is an incredible album and is quite close to being a 5 in my eyes. | Valzentia
01.12.25 | judge me | efp123
01.12.25 | that's all for today! thanks for playing | cylinder
01.13.25 | I’m a huge ambient fan as well. You absolutely should give that Brutal Shift album a check, one of my favorite albums of the 2020s so far | AffableMartyr
01.13.25 | Vibin on an edible myself man lol thanks for the mini review bro | FowlKrietzsche
01.13.25 | "I haven't listened to anything by carissas wierd besides songs about leaving. I can't really mentally handle that album anymore rofl I tell ya.."
Ya they're not a band for my darkest moments but also that's the only time I listen to them oh well. m/ to outkast and m/ to dunking on dummies, rock on bro | swallowtales
01.13.25 | i like your reflections on my fives, i also have not gotten into any of the kendrick stuff past maad city, though i need to try again to be sure of that take. lil ugly mane def is a funny name haha, but the music is amazing, and you'll get the sardonic nature of the name if you give like oblivion access a go i'm sure.
not much of a new years resolution kinda guy, but i guess continue working on worrying and overthinking things less. bit of a meta thing though that goes forever haha. | efp123
01.14.25 | that's it for today! again, thanks for playing!!! | ConcubinaryCode
01.14.25 | Try the anniversary version of dead horse next time. The production is a bit different, the songs sound more clear but lose a little bit of the momentum and energy the og version has. That slaughter album by ismfof is a guilty pleasure listen but I completely forgot I 5d that other album. Anal cunt rating is legit, legendary band. | kkarron
01.14.25 | Cool, man, dig some Cure for sure! | kkarron
01.14.25 | btw my avi is from a aussie show where they try to kill hitler every episode called Danger 5. That shit rocks. | Icebloom
01.14.25 | Go ahead! | ScuroFantasma
01.14.25 | I get respecting but not enjoying Bino tbh | Dedes
01.14.25 | Czech these sick sick 5 aroonis | efp123
01.15.25 | updated. this is fun! | mkmusic1995
01.15.25 | Have fun, my friend | Flashmobba
01.15.25 | helloooo do me please | efp123
01.15.25 | can't wait!! | RadioSuicide
01.15.25 | My name, to me, is a wish for modern radio music to kill itself. A bit ironic, to a point, as I will occasionally take a liking to a major pop act (most recently Chappell Roan), but at 19/20 i thought it sounded cool. Also, I would say you shouldn’t bother with any of that stuff if it doesn’t directly appeal to you; we’re all on our own musical journeys, after all. Thanks for checking my 5s, dude |
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