Smok's 2024 Best - BUTTGIE INSIDE
my highest scores 2024 WOW |
| 41 |  | Brutalism (USA)
Solace in Absurdity
an unusually excellent bdm album in 2024 |
| 40 |  | Sabrina Carpenter
Short n' Sweet
HEARTBREAK IS ONE THING MY EGO'S ANOTHER I BEG YOU DON'T EMBARRASS ME MOTHERFUCKER!! AAAAAAHHHAOOW!! AND I BET THE THERMOSTAT'S SET AT SIX-NINE! |
| 39 |  | Illumishade
Another Side Of You
ultra poppy djenty symph and its actually good?!?!? highlight in in the darkness |
| 38 |  | Alestorm
Voyage of the Dead Marauder
RUNESCAPE SEA SHANTY 2 COVER BEST ALESTORM ALBUM EVER |
| 37 |  | Rhapsody of Fire
Challenge The Wind
dropping most of their fantasy film score does nothing but good as rof focus on the metal and even guest session a few lines of ahrsh vox |
| 36 |  | Judas Priest
Invincible Shield
this is not an album by a 54 year old band most members of which are in their 70s, sounds like the debut of a present day heavy/pm band wtfff. last 3 tracks are disappointers tho was considering a 4 until they hit, bonuses are in the same vein |
| 35 |  | Spectral Voice
Sparagmos
death metal x fundoom? a chip off the old disembowelment |
| 34 |  | Brodequin
Harbinger of Woe
deathy brootal and its surprisingly good |
| 33 |  | Oxygen Destroyer
Guardian of the Universe
KAIJU DOMINATION |
| 32 |  | Eternal Autumn
Below the Lightless Heavens
heavier than flames 90s mdeth worship with classic metal riffs |
| 31 |  | Folterkammer (USA)
Weibermacht
trv black metal opera and it fvcks kuss dir die fusse don't mind if i do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| 30 |  | Dragony
Hic Svnt Dracones
bomby but a genuine core, dragony deliver a no frills all frills pm album |
| 29 |  | Seven Spires
A Fortress Called Home
a grand amalgamation of metal, classical, and pop styles, a lot of lady's sections are straight out of a disney movie, nevertheless its power is greater and captivating |
| 28 |  | Morbid Saint
Swallowed By Hell
about what you'd expect from an old band revival that only released 2 albums decades ago, listenable enough with some nice action nothing mindblowing |
| 27 |  | Aegir (Swe)
Brennu-Njál
viking tendency meloblack, a lesser modern windir |
| 26 |  | Immortal Souls
Cold Sounds
winter metal is back as the souls granted immortality rise again from the snow, a fresh melodic ep |
| 25 |  | Nocturna (IT)
Of Sorcery and Darkness
an offshoot of frozen crown with 2 different but similar sounding ladies paired with the same main guitarist, more gothicky songwriting it is very good highlight burn the witch |
| 24 |  | Perseus
Into The Silence
MOUNT YOUR PEGASI AND LETS GO RIDIN BOYS!! highlight title |
| 23 |  | Emberfrost
The Dying God
horribly triggered drums but nice icy synths and bell decorated transparent bm |
| 22 |  | Morgul Blade
Heavy Metal Wraiths
galloping melodic blafolkking heavies FOR THE RING!! highlights in welcoming hearth and neither cross nor crown |
| 21 |  | Sonata Arctica
Clear Cold Beyond
not in love with it like their nascent albums but its pretty damn good and the sonarc i used to know, best tracks are cure for everything, angel defiled, and the most metal lullably oat in best things |
| 20 |  | Glyph (CAN)
Honor. Power. Glory.
legit power metal prevailing to this day |
| 19 |  | Wraithfyre
Of Fell Peaks and Haunted Chasms
a lighter more spooky modern crystal blasymph but of standard quality nonetheless |
| 18 |  | Master
Saints Dispelled
new little drummer boy is p good tho a lot of it is dbeats, a lot of surging riffs, paul's voice is a grunty shout thats serviceable esp at his age but not especially dmy, highlights in the pure win that is footsteps of doom and title |
| 17 |  | Saidan
Visual Kill: The Blossoming of Psychotic Depravity
blackened anime metal goes ahrd |
| 16 |  | drive your plow over the bones of the dead
tragedy as catharsis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHpenisAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! |
| 15 |  | Skjonnhet
Wanderer Above the Woods of Fog
hyper melodic blackgaze that flows ahrd but can only find three tracks despite its release, pretty lady vox on perennial edelweiss |
| 14 |  | Fellwinter
In Night's Eternal Grasp
refurbished 90s black metal revival and it is glorious |
| 13 |  | Goatrocity
Atrocity of God
GOATACULAR |
| 12 |  | Frozen Crown
War Hearts
undeniably solid lady powered metal despite the gauche cover art, their best release yet they've been grinding highlight in night of the wolf |
| 11 |  | Curta'n Wall
Yr Gwyddbwyll
more folk oriented than any of his earlier releases with mostly clean basso vox and a lot of lovely lady by guest elvya dulcimer, curta'n's abysmal specter presents another frolicky no frills all kills album highlight the last wizzard |
| 10 |  | Korpiklaani
Rankarumpu
damn in their old age korpi are going no holds barred creating the folkiest folk metal oat this is easily the ahrdest theyve ever gone ACCORDION SOOOOOOOLOOOOOOO |
| 9 |  | Ceuthonymus
Winter's Frozen Vein
greek wintry goodness |
| 8 |  | Markgraf
Hohenbaden
eclectical heavies with cirith vox, also known as pure win |
| 7 |  | Galneryus
The Stars Will Light the Way
high quality galny and best album since force of courage and thus second overall, sho pushing 60 sounds ever youthful, highlights in the reason we fight and esp i believe |
| 6 |  | Wintersun
Time II
the culmination of everything jari has experimented with finally coming to fruition like the cherry blossoms he is so fond of. orchestral nihonan epic melodeafolk metal, overemphatic drums like a dog sled in snow, very saturated sound is nice. fields of snow a pretty magical miyazaki nippopiece, the way of the fire and storm make up the album |
| 5 |  | Atlantean Sword
All Is Dust
expansive, boundless, and miyazakian in scope, this dunsynth album takes the listener across a continent of landscapes |
| 4 |  | Hekseblad
Kaer Morhen
emperor dissection witchery in the dusk of a new night |
| 3 |  | Massacre
Necrolution
classic dm aesthetic revival from a legendary band |
| 2 |  | Massacre
Live At Rocky Point Beach - 05-25-1986
a young death metal band with angry kids knowing nothing and yet knowing absolutely everything LICK MY ASSHOLE!!! THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO A CERTAIN KIND OF PERSON (chuck) IM SURE A LOT OF YOU 'AVE COME ACROSS! A LOT OF FUCKIN BACKSTABBAS! A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT THINK YOURE THE-THEY TRICK YOU TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT THEN THEY TURN AROUND...THEY STAB YOU IN THE BACK!! THEY REALLY FUCK YOU OVER!! lmao what little poseur jackass is saying 'when does this stop?' THIS NEXT SONG GO'S...AOUT..TO ALL THOSE POLITICIANS THAT START ALL THIS FUCKIN SHIT (THEY CAN GO TO HEELLL!!) ITS SAID THAT WE WERE ALLLL CREATED EQUAL (preach it kam!!!) ACTUALLY, THOSE GUYS ARENT SO BAD!! ONE WENT TO TAKE A SHIT HIS WHOLE ASS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET! TOILET WAS CLOGGED FOR TWO WEEKS!!! |
| 1 |  | Wizards of Aldur
Magician's Gambit
danky deep depths ov dungeon, wizard in a blizzard is as magical as onomatopoeic, cave of council gods is a masterful incantation, vale of aldur i comes straight from loz, meet the serene Aldur, Living God of the Vale himself, who bestows peace and joy upon all who visit, experience and take part in the powerful Hymns to Ul in Crystal Caverns, a spiritual rebirth not to be missed, finally behold the historical Wizard Duel in Dread City, a recorded vision salvaged from eons ago depicting the climax to the dimensions' most tumultuous era, a time gratefully beyond any mortal mnemonics |
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