alamo
09.09.24 | Farewell. Days had come. Winters had gone. And we gambled like. Siblings in Paradise I was your knight. Holding you tight. As a brother when |
FowlKrietzsche
09.09.24 | Noo don't go grass is dangerous |
Koris
09.09.24 | I don't think I ever told this story, but this album literally broke my ass. When it dropped in 2008 I went on a hike at night to jam it, and I wound up listening to it 3 times in a row in a secluded park while swinging on a swingset. It was a fantastic time. I wake up the next day and my ass cheeks are just destroyed. Pulled pork. Couldn't move for like 2 days.
Good times |
budgie
09.09.24 | have fun at the gym!! |
YoYoMancuso
09.09.24 | who is everybody's favorite pokemon i like metagross |
CugnoBrasso
09.09.24 | Don't do it alamo, that's exactly what sinternet wants |
Asdfp277
09.09.24 | lol |
Sinternet
09.09.24 | One more down until i can claim my king of sput title
I may be the only one left when that happens, but someone's got to turn off the lights |
EoinCofa
09.09.24 | Heeeheee! |
Asdfp277
09.09.24 | "who is everybody's favorite pokemon i like metagross"
starmie, gengar, klefki |
deathschool
09.09.24 | Just have to tell everyone youāre going to the gym |
artificialbox
09.09.24 | i hope you get a new PR today |
deathschool
09.09.24 | I hope you trip in front of your gym crush |
pizzamachine
09.09.24 | Get dose muscles |
Egarran
09.09.24 | Paying for fitness is a CAPITALIST SCAM. |
CugnoBrasso
09.09.24 | ^ Agreed but unironically |
budgie
09.09.24 | man there are a lot of valid things to be upset at capital accumulation over but... going to the gym? losing your damn minds |
TheSonomaDude
09.09.24 | how do yall get your lists featured so easily? i will do anything to achieve this ability. my body is your communion, do what you must to me. i am prepared for the ultimate sacrifice. |
CugnoBrasso
09.09.24 | Alamo is a celebrity on this site. I wouldn't even be able to tell you why, it must be his aura. |
budgie
09.09.24 | i carnally love alamo |
CugnoBrasso
09.09.24 | Don't we all? |
henryChinaski
09.09.24 | okay this is actually hilarious |
Slex
09.09.24 | Remember the alamo |
artiswar
09.09.24 | "I don't think I ever told this story, but this album literally broke my ass. When it dropped in 2008 I went on a hike at night to jam it, and I wound up listening to it 3 times in a row in a secluded park while swinging on a swingset. It was a fantastic time. I wake up the next day and my ass cheeks are just destroyed. Pulled pork. Couldn't move for like 2 days.
Good times"
@Koris lmfao is that my pasta about Obzen? I'm slightly weirded out you remember that, that was years ago but lol |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.09.24 | "i carnally love alamo"
i almost copypasted this and changed it to read "i carnally love alamo" but then i realised you'd already written that fuck
|
budgie
09.09.24 | LOL |
Faraudo
09.09.24 | Its the Snide situation all over again :( |
BallsToTheWall
09.09.24 | Love 1 and 5, dope list. |
Egarran
09.09.24 | Hi5 cugno.
>man there are a lot of valid things to be upset at capital accumulation over but... going to the gym? losing your damn minds
Obv you can get fit for free, maybe even while enjoying nature or doing actual work. The main attraction seems to be looking at and comparing yourself to other people. |
Asdfp277
09.09.24 | machines cost money
and take space |
budgie
09.09.24 | if gyms were all run by worker cooperatives would it be any different? less franchises i guess and shitty membership contracts |
Egarran
09.09.24 | What the hell kinda weird strawman was that? |
Koris
09.09.24 | "@Koris lmfao is that my pasta about Obzen? I'm slightly weirded out you remember that, that was years ago but lol"
It still comes up from time to time. I've seen kalk and YoYo both post it in other threads, lol |
alamo
09.10.24 | i am back
"have fun at the gym!!"
i never do. i think i would if i took steroids |
budgie
09.10.24 | ive taken steroids AMA |
botb
09.10.24 | Did you ever get over that infection |
budgie
09.10.24 | what infection what infection |
alamo
09.10.24 | me? the dengue fever? yes
my platelet count was super low i thought i was going to die but then i didnt
i'm so glad i didnt die before the brat release |
budgie
09.10.24 | holy shit you got dengue |
Relinquished
09.10.24 | it has been spreading so thatās wild to hear |
Senetrix666
09.10.24 | hawks if you're lurking, hi :) |
neekafat
09.10.24 | thank u hawks see u later < 3 |
Klekticist
09.10.24 | ok be safe |
Asdfp277
09.10.24 | yea |
IsisScript80
09.10.24 | "I am going to the gym and then work. will be back later"
Come back physically strong and financially stable.
xoxoxo |
Jurtz
09.10.24 | Sinternet is a giant
P
O
S |
Butkuiss
09.10.24 | What u liftin tho alamo. Smh at all the lifter haters in this thread. They have not yet discovered the clarity of purpose and tranquility of spirit that comes with sublimating oneself to the will of The Iron. Glad to see another member of the Swoletariat in the wild. |
Demon of the Fall
09.10.24 | RIP(PED) to a trve one, hope you find happiness during your time away and see you in a month or so
Metal will always stand tall m/ |
Egarran
09.10.24 | People are pretty gross, and gyms are one of the few places it's socially acceptable to let all the grossness flow. You've got sweaty people wearing dirty shoes as spittle flies from their mouths in every direction... and they're touching things. Lots of things. Everything. It's like one big germ-swapping orgy without any actual sex taking place. |
budgie
09.10.24 | im not gross egarran okay? |
Egarran
09.10.24 | Uh oh I seem to have hit a nerve. |
budgie
09.10.24 | I AM NOT GROSS !~!~! |
Sinternet
09.10.24 | jurtz i already told hawks that I KNOW i am a possessor of swag, stop informing me |
gabba
09.10.24 | Iāve never been to a gym, how do I survive? |
chemicalmarriage
09.10.24 | Goodnight sweet prince |
Butkuiss
09.10.24 | Egarran how much do you deadlift |
Egarran
09.10.24 | Not sure but the other day I carried a 20 kg bag of cat litter with some discomfort. |
Sharenge
09.10.24 | them kitties be poopin |
Butkuiss
09.10.24 | Sounds like you need to get down to the muscle farm pronto, Egs!
|
budgie
09.11.24 | hjow many dang cats do U have |
chemicalmarriage
09.11.24 | That's a lot of cat shit |
rellik009
09.11.24 | raining cat shit |
Egarran
09.11.24 | I have two cats, thankfully they do most of the shitting outside.
The cat litter market is crazy, man. At my local pet store they have at least ten different kinds, like aromatic crystals and organic bark cuttings. There's clearly a big new age influence there.
But walk two aisles down and around a corner and they have hidden these big bags of perfectly fine litter that cost almost nothing and give you a nice workout too. |
Demon of the Fall
09.11.24 | most cats are savvy enough to not shit where they eat... i.e. they go on the neighbour's lawn instead |
Egarran
09.11.24 | I've been selling myself short, it's a 30 liter bag. Alpha status reaffirmed. |
Demon of the Fall
09.11.24 | you said 20kg, not litres
I'm suspicious now |
Asdfp277
09.11.24 | mixing up units is not very alpha |
budgie
09.11.24 | conspiracy theory: ocean is johnnys alt and johnny used it to go on a racist tirade cuz he was jealous of all the attention hawks' thread was gettin |
Asdfp277
09.11.24 | ocean's comment was so random and cringe |
artificialbox
09.11.24 | is this the refugee thread? |
Egarran
09.11.24 | >mixing up units is not very alpha
Literally the same thing you betazoids. |
Spec
09.11.24 | no this is patrick |
Asdfp277
09.11.24 | it might become
we can talk about korean food here |
Asdfp277
09.11.24 | its not the same thing >:[ |
Egarran
09.11.24 | If we talk cat litter WHICH WE ARE, dweebs. |
Asdfp277
09.11.24 | cat litter having a density Ļ=1 [kg/lt] sounds odd :// |
botb
09.11.24 | Do you listen to shit like bladee in the gym |
Egarran
09.11.24 | By some funny coincidence my 30 lt cat litter weighs exactly 30 kg; checkmate dorkmeister. |
gabba
09.11.24 | Then your litter is made of water, did you double-check? |
chemicalmarriage
09.11.24 | What the actual fuck happened to the other thread |
Egarran
09.11.24 | Afaik oceandrowned got too racist and they locked it and banned him. |
budgie
09.11.24 | that was orchestrated let me tell ya, orchestrated !!!!! |
mkmusic1995
09.11.24 | Getting baited into being racist online in 2024 is wild |
rellik009
09.11.24 | ever visited 4chan? |
mkmusic1995
09.11.24 | in like 2008 |
Asdfp277
09.11.24 | wait who baited who |
artificialbox
09.11.24 | @rellik I actually opened up /mu/ a few weeks ago just out of morbid curiosity and was shocked by how degenerate that community still is. don't know what I expected but I can't believe I used to spend so much time there around 2011/2012. |
budgie
09.11.24 | /x/ was fun like 2009 ish but i havent really been there since 2012 or so when teaparty/altright culture really took off in earnest |
SomeCallMeTim
09.11.24 | can gladly say 4chan was a petri dish I practically never touched. Tried a couple times for /mu/ mostly but other outlets (including sput) had more legible discourse I could connect with so I steered clear. That combined with the weird as /b/ shit my friends would show me lol |
budgie
09.11.24 | its crazy, when i was in highschool, 04-08, the handful of kids who brought /b/ culture or internet culture in general into the real world were ostracized like the creepy weirdos they were, but now internet culture is completely, completely completely mainstream, in fact not having a large social media presence is the new weirdo thing, we're all living a black mirror nightmare. if i had a kid and they start saying skibidi toilet irl or whatever id probably drive them out to some underpass in rural america and leave them to the elements |
Ryus
09.11.24 | /lit/ is still good once you wade through the garbage
and theres a lot of it to be sure
but still can be worth it from time to time |
Egarran
09.11.24 | >we're all living a black mirror nightmare.
Speak for yourself drama queen. |
artificialbox
09.11.24 | the person who invented skibidi toilet is basically the Michelangelo of the 21st century |
Scoot
09.11.24 | that guy did more damage to gen alpha than the economy of 2008 did to millenials |
DePlazz
09.11.24 | "lil bro is stressed because he knows there's a high chance he'll end up in a ukranian drone drop grenade compilation in the near future lmao"
I died right there, RIP Hawks' Goodbye Sput thread |
MetalMarcJK
09.12.24 | Skibbidi Sputnik |
gabba
09.12.24 | Iām living with my head in my butt, so I havenāt heard of skibidi toilet before. I checked it now, which I wholeheartedly regret, life will never be the same. Iām back to my bowels, itās warm and cosy in there. |
Koris
09.12.24 | Ohio skibidi gyatt sigma rizz +1000 aura |
budgie
09.12.24 | koris please |
budgie
09.12.24 | ryus your generation makes me not care about climate change anymore |
rellik009
09.12.24 | @artificialbox /mu/ is degenerate, but at least theyre mainly just overzealous nerds. i'd still rather go on /mu/ than on the alt-right shithole of /pol/ |
Ryus
09.12.24 | im 35 |
DDDeftoneDDD
09.13.24 | Feel like I want to jam those recs. |
mindleviticus
09.13.24 | What was I supposed to do for those 2 hours you were gone???? |
Jurtz
09.13.24 | It involves your hand and it involves your (third) leg |
twlight
09.14.24 | Adios, pussy |