alamo: GOODBYE SPUTNIKMUSIC

alamo 09.09.24	Farewell. Days had come. Winters had gone. And we gambled like. Siblings in Paradise I was your knight. Holding you tight. As a brother when
FowlKrietzsche 09.09.24	Noo don't go grass is dangerous
Koris 09.09.24	I don't think I ever told this story, but this album literally broke my ass. When it dropped in 2008 I went on a hike at night to jam it, and I wound up listening to it 3 times in a row in a secluded park while swinging on a swingset. It was a fantastic time. I wake up the next day and my ass cheeks are just destroyed. Pulled pork. Couldn't move for like 2 days. Good times
budgie 09.09.24	have fun at the gym!!
YoYoMancuso 09.09.24	who is everybody's favorite pokemon i like metagross
CugnoBrasso 09.09.24	Don't do it alamo, that's exactly what sinternet wants
Asdfp277 09.09.24	lol
Sinternet 09.09.24	One more down until i can claim my king of sput title I may be the only one left when that happens, but someone's got to turn off the lights
EoinCofa 09.09.24	Heeeheee!
Asdfp277 09.09.24	"who is everybody's favorite pokemon i like metagross" starmie, gengar, klefki
deathschool 09.09.24	Just have to tell everyone you’re going to the gym
artificialbox 09.09.24	i hope you get a new PR today
deathschool 09.09.24	I hope you trip in front of your gym crush
pizzamachine 09.09.24	Get dose muscles
Egarran 09.09.24	Paying for fitness is a CAPITALIST SCAM.
CugnoBrasso 09.09.24	^ Agreed but unironically
budgie 09.09.24	man there are a lot of valid things to be upset at capital accumulation over but... going to the gym? losing your damn minds
TheSonomaDude 09.09.24	how do yall get your lists featured so easily? i will do anything to achieve this ability. my body is your communion, do what you must to me. i am prepared for the ultimate sacrifice.
CugnoBrasso 09.09.24	Alamo is a celebrity on this site. I wouldn't even be able to tell you why, it must be his aura.
budgie 09.09.24	i carnally love alamo
CugnoBrasso 09.09.24	Don't we all?
henryChinaski 09.09.24	okay this is actually hilarious
Slex 09.09.24	Remember the alamo
artiswar 09.09.24	"I don't think I ever told this story, but this album literally broke my ass. When it dropped in 2008 I went on a hike at night to jam it, and I wound up listening to it 3 times in a row in a secluded park while swinging on a swingset. It was a fantastic time. I wake up the next day and my ass cheeks are just destroyed. Pulled pork. Couldn't move for like 2 days. Good times" @Koris lmfao is that my pasta about Obzen? I'm slightly weirded out you remember that, that was years ago but lol
JohnnyoftheWell 09.09.24	"i carnally love alamo" i almost copypasted this and changed it to read "i carnally love alamo" but then i realised you'd already written that fuck
budgie 09.09.24	LOL
Faraudo 09.09.24	Its the Snide situation all over again :(
BallsToTheWall 09.09.24	Love 1 and 5, dope list.
Egarran 09.09.24	Hi5 cugno. >man there are a lot of valid things to be upset at capital accumulation over but... going to the gym? losing your damn minds Obv you can get fit for free, maybe even while enjoying nature or doing actual work. The main attraction seems to be looking at and comparing yourself to other people.
Asdfp277 09.09.24	machines cost money and take space
budgie 09.09.24	if gyms were all run by worker cooperatives would it be any different? less franchises i guess and shitty membership contracts
Egarran 09.09.24	What the hell kinda weird strawman was that?
Koris 09.09.24	"@Koris lmfao is that my pasta about Obzen? I'm slightly weirded out you remember that, that was years ago but lol" It still comes up from time to time. I've seen kalk and YoYo both post it in other threads, lol
alamo 09.10.24	i am back "have fun at the gym!!" i never do. i think i would if i took steroids
budgie 09.10.24	ive taken steroids AMA
botb 09.10.24	Did you ever get over that infection
budgie 09.10.24	what infection what infection
alamo 09.10.24	me? the dengue fever? yes my platelet count was super low i thought i was going to die but then i didnt i'm so glad i didnt die before the brat release
budgie 09.10.24	holy shit you got dengue
Relinquished 09.10.24	it has been spreading so that’s wild to hear
Senetrix666 09.10.24	hawks if you're lurking, hi :)
neekafat 09.10.24	thank u hawks see u later < 3
Klekticist 09.10.24	ok be safe
Asdfp277 09.10.24	yea
IsisScript80 09.10.24	"I am going to the gym and then work. will be back later" Come back physically strong and financially stable. xoxoxo
Jurtz 09.10.24	Sinternet is a giant P O S
Butkuiss 09.10.24	What u liftin tho alamo. Smh at all the lifter haters in this thread. They have not yet discovered the clarity of purpose and tranquility of spirit that comes with sublimating oneself to the will of The Iron. Glad to see another member of the Swoletariat in the wild.
Demon of the Fall 09.10.24	RIP(PED) to a trve one, hope you find happiness during your time away and see you in a month or so Metal will always stand tall m/
Egarran 09.10.24	People are pretty gross, and gyms are one of the few places it's socially acceptable to let all the grossness flow. You've got sweaty people wearing dirty shoes as spittle flies from their mouths in every direction... and they're touching things. Lots of things. Everything. It's like one big germ-swapping orgy without any actual sex taking place.
budgie 09.10.24	im not gross egarran okay?
Egarran 09.10.24	Uh oh I seem to have hit a nerve.
budgie 09.10.24	I AM NOT GROSS !~!~!
Sinternet 09.10.24	jurtz i already told hawks that I KNOW i am a possessor of swag, stop informing me
gabba 09.10.24	I’ve never been to a gym, how do I survive?
chemicalmarriage 09.10.24	Goodnight sweet prince
Butkuiss 09.10.24	Egarran how much do you deadlift
Egarran 09.10.24	Not sure but the other day I carried a 20 kg bag of cat litter with some discomfort.
Sharenge 09.10.24	them kitties be poopin
Butkuiss 09.10.24	Sounds like you need to get down to the muscle farm pronto, Egs!
budgie 09.11.24	hjow many dang cats do U have
chemicalmarriage 09.11.24	That's a lot of cat shit
rellik009 09.11.24	raining cat shit
Egarran 09.11.24	I have two cats, thankfully they do most of the shitting outside. The cat litter market is crazy, man. At my local pet store they have at least ten different kinds, like aromatic crystals and organic bark cuttings. There's clearly a big new age influence there. But walk two aisles down and around a corner and they have hidden these big bags of perfectly fine litter that cost almost nothing and give you a nice workout too.
Demon of the Fall 09.11.24	most cats are savvy enough to not shit where they eat... i.e. they go on the neighbour's lawn instead
Egarran 09.11.24	I've been selling myself short, it's a 30 liter bag. Alpha status reaffirmed.
Demon of the Fall 09.11.24	you said 20kg, not litres I'm suspicious now
Asdfp277 09.11.24	mixing up units is not very alpha
budgie 09.11.24	conspiracy theory: ocean is johnnys alt and johnny used it to go on a racist tirade cuz he was jealous of all the attention hawks' thread was gettin
Asdfp277 09.11.24	ocean's comment was so random and cringe
artificialbox 09.11.24	is this the refugee thread?
Egarran 09.11.24	>mixing up units is not very alpha Literally the same thing you betazoids.
Spec 09.11.24	no this is patrick
Asdfp277 09.11.24	it might become we can talk about korean food here
Asdfp277 09.11.24	its not the same thing >:[
Egarran 09.11.24	If we talk cat litter WHICH WE ARE, dweebs.
Asdfp277 09.11.24	cat litter having a density ρ=1 [kg/lt] sounds odd ://
botb 09.11.24	Do you listen to shit like bladee in the gym
Egarran 09.11.24	By some funny coincidence my 30 lt cat litter weighs exactly 30 kg; checkmate dorkmeister.
gabba 09.11.24	Then your litter is made of water, did you double-check?
chemicalmarriage 09.11.24	What the actual fuck happened to the other thread
Egarran 09.11.24	Afaik oceandrowned got too racist and they locked it and banned him.
budgie 09.11.24	that was orchestrated let me tell ya, orchestrated !!!!!
mkmusic1995 09.11.24	Getting baited into being racist online in 2024 is wild
rellik009 09.11.24	ever visited 4chan?
mkmusic1995 09.11.24	in like 2008
Asdfp277 09.11.24	wait who baited who
artificialbox 09.11.24	@rellik I actually opened up /mu/ a few weeks ago just out of morbid curiosity and was shocked by how degenerate that community still is. don't know what I expected but I can't believe I used to spend so much time there around 2011/2012.
budgie 09.11.24	/x/ was fun like 2009 ish but i havent really been there since 2012 or so when teaparty/altright culture really took off in earnest
SomeCallMeTim 09.11.24	can gladly say 4chan was a petri dish I practically never touched. Tried a couple times for /mu/ mostly but other outlets (including sput) had more legible discourse I could connect with so I steered clear. That combined with the weird as /b/ shit my friends would show me lol
budgie 09.11.24	its crazy, when i was in highschool, 04-08, the handful of kids who brought /b/ culture or internet culture in general into the real world were ostracized like the creepy weirdos they were, but now internet culture is completely, completely completely mainstream, in fact not having a large social media presence is the new weirdo thing, we're all living a black mirror nightmare. if i had a kid and they start saying skibidi toilet irl or whatever id probably drive them out to some underpass in rural america and leave them to the elements
Ryus 09.11.24	/lit/ is still good once you wade through the garbage and theres a lot of it to be sure but still can be worth it from time to time
Egarran 09.11.24	>we're all living a black mirror nightmare. Speak for yourself drama queen.
artificialbox 09.11.24	the person who invented skibidi toilet is basically the Michelangelo of the 21st century
Scoot 09.11.24	that guy did more damage to gen alpha than the economy of 2008 did to millenials
DePlazz 09.11.24	"lil bro is stressed because he knows there's a high chance he'll end up in a ukranian drone drop grenade compilation in the near future lmao" I died right there, RIP Hawks' Goodbye Sput thread
MetalMarcJK 09.12.24	Skibbidi Sputnik
gabba 09.12.24	I’m living with my head in my butt, so I haven’t heard of skibidi toilet before. I checked it now, which I wholeheartedly regret, life will never be the same. I’m back to my bowels, it’s warm and cosy in there.
Koris 09.12.24	Ohio skibidi gyatt sigma rizz +1000 aura
budgie 09.12.24	koris please
budgie 09.12.24	ryus your generation makes me not care about climate change anymore
rellik009 09.12.24	@artificialbox /mu/ is degenerate, but at least theyre mainly just overzealous nerds. i'd still rather go on /mu/ than on the alt-right shithole of /pol/
Ryus 09.12.24	im 35
DDDeftoneDDD 09.13.24	Feel like I want to jam those recs.
mindleviticus 09.13.24	What was I supposed to do for those 2 hours you were gone????
Jurtz 09.13.24	It involves your hand and it involves your (third) leg
twlight 09.14.24	Adios, pussy