Jmal00
04.17.24 | These are all very bad takes, yes good job! |
DaveyMonsoon
04.17.24 | That Stained Class take is blasphemy, I'm actually livid, congrats |
FowlKrietzsche
04.17.24 | Gorguts take is exactly why that album rules actually |
Futures
04.17.24 | 7 and 15 are criminal |
GiaNXGX
04.17.24 | Symbolic is just weird egyptian juggling with pretentious structures |
DadKungFu
04.17.24 | Hell yeah all relatable yet insane class list |
budgie
04.17.24 | i agree w 1, 2, 4, 5. power metal is not only the best pantera record but one of the best metal records of all time. like top 20. |
evilford
04.17.24 | Ur goin to Heck for 14 |
budgie
04.17.24 | if he's goin to heck it's for #6 here. that shit is UNCONSCIONABLE |
Muzz79
04.17.24 | I think 8 is massively overrated agreed. Disagree with 1, 7 (Anthrax worst by far), 13. Vehemently disagree with 5 and 15 |
Dedes
04.17.24 | You had me at Once More Round the Sun
Album is the only truly mid thing they've made imo |
Spec
04.18.24 | Slayer are the worst of the big four yes. |
budgie
04.18.24 | show no mercy is miles better than anything anthrax has ever done |
DaveyMonsoon
04.18.24 | Hell Awaits has entered the chat. |
rockarollacola
04.18.24 | "show no mercy is miles better than anything anthrax has ever done"
I do like (not love) me the first 5 albums, but when Slayer are shit, they are UNTOUCHABLY shit. |
rockarollacola
04.18.24 | "Gorguts take is exactly why that album rules actually"
God, I wish I had your ears
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rockarollacola
04.18.24 | "i agree w 1, 2, 4, 5. power metal is not only the best pantera record but one of the best metal records of all time. like top 20."
This is why you're the goat budgie |
Muzz79
04.18.24 | ur gonna love my slayer list just completed |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.18.24 | which of these are bad besides 8? |
GiaNXGX
04.18.24 | 16 is wrong |
artiswar
04.18.24 | lol |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.18.24 | Yeah 14 is unforgivable, cut up your sputnik card your membership is canceled. |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.18.24 | Budgie is half right with that pantera take, it is their best album but that’s like being a lone turd in a sea of diarrhea |
SomeCallMeTim
04.18.24 | 1. some days I agree
2. woah there sonny
3. band rules but that album is a bit overrated
4. eh
5. probably true
6. nah
7. first strictly wrong opinion
8. band in general kinda whack
9. no real comment
10. ???
11. no real comment
12. second super wrong take
13. yes but not on the album you call out here, every one after tho sure
14. yeah, shit's fire
15. Black Sabbath is there to tickle an itch, if that itch ain't itchin then the band overall is mid
16. way overrated album for sure |
FrozenFirebug
04.18.24 | so great of you to not include "meshuggah is actually talentless drivel" on this list
because it's true and not a bad take
thank you |
JeetJeet
04.18.24 | Agreed so hard on 7 and 13 |
anode
04.18.24 | 13. yes but not on the album you call out here, every one after tho sure [2] |
Scheumke
04.18.24 | Kinda lowkey agree with 3, 6 (but only if Crack the Skye counts) 7 maybe and 16.
"meshuggah is actually talentless drivel" It would also be factually untrue. Drivel is up for grabs, but look at a Thomas Haake video and telling me he's talentless is a shit take. They don't do anything remotely interesting with it there I agree, but talentless it ain't.
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BAT
04.18.24 | symbolic is overrated buuuut...its better than perseverance.
slayer I feel like is out of place alongside the other big 4 buuuut never got into anthrax/I probably go back to them more than 80% of megadeths discog. and traced in airs got some solid tunes. |
rockarollacola
04.18.24 | "Black Sabbath is there to tickle an itch, if that itch ain't itchin then the band overall is mid"
I love Sabbath, but that album just doesn't hit for me. I've listened to that album 15+ times, and can still only remember 2 songs. |
rockarollacola
04.18.24 | "Yeah 14 is unforgivable, cut up your sputnik card your membership is canceled."
Nah, I will actually fight you on this one. That album is whack as hell
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budgie
04.18.24 | sabbra cadabra |
Flugmorph
04.18.24 | respect |
rockarollacola
04.18.24 | "sabbra cadabra"
That and the title track are the only memorable songs on SBS. |
garas
04.18.24 | 6, 12 and 15 are 100% correct. |
DoofDoof
04.18.24 | Really bad takes! Impressive |
budgie
04.18.24 | not 6 garas not 6 ahhhhhhh |
budgie
04.18.24 | how can you guys disrespect remission like that |
RogueNine
04.18.24 | Meshuggah can't end up on a like this so congrats. Unless you say Immutable is good or something to that effect. |
Flugmorph
04.18.24 | checking out Borrowed Time now, trusting you on this 1 |
Storm In A Teacup
04.18.24 | Cryptic Writings best Megadeth |
budgie
04.18.24 | noo storm noooooooo nooooooooooooo nooo!!1 no no no no nooooo stormy nooooooooooo NOUHHHHHHHhhhh nuh uh nuh nuh nuh uh |
Jurtz
04.18.24 | I agree with 1, 8, 12 and 14. |
Demon of the Fall
04.18.24 | I like this
well, expect the Obscura bit
and the Death bit
Mastodon one is beyond ridiculous but I respect that you went there
decent proportion of solid takes / a couple I have no ref for, so bravo |
rockarollacola
04.18.24 | This isn't rage bait btw, these are my genuine opinions. |
rockarollacola
04.18.24 | "checking out Borrowed Time now, trusting you on this 1"
I genuinely don't understand the hate it gets. It has all the best songs from the debut plus a handful of solid new additions.
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JohnnyoftheWell
04.18.24 | 3 and 6 are delete ur account territory, but the absolute worst thing about this list is the implication that 13 is anything close to a hot take |
Zac124
04.18.24 | 2 is understandable. 8 deserves the title of your worst metal take. |
Kusangii
04.18.24 | 14 is INSANELY based and correct |
SomeCallMeTim
04.18.24 | "so great of you to not include "meshuggah is actually talentless drivel" on this list
because it's true and not a bad take"
You know, I used to squich firebugs as a kid |
MO
04.18.24 | 8 is so wrong lol |
mkmusic1995
04.18.24 | 4, 6 and 7 = Big Agree |
cylinder
04.18.24 | yeah no this is definitely rage bait |
Ryus
04.18.24 | slayer is quite easily the best of the big 4 imo |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.18.24 | the best at farting
i take that back anthrax is the best at farting literally, slayer metaphorically |
asanisimasa
04.18.24 | How can Slayer be the worst of the big 4 when Anthrax is one of the most forgettable yet somehow well known popular metal bands of all time. Idc how bad the bad gets Anthrax never did shit |
evilford
04.18.24 | Rage bait [2] |
Koris
04.18.24 | 7 is the only one I agree with here |
evilford
04.18.24 | Metallica
Megadeth
Slayer
Used toilet paper
Anthrax |
evilford
04.18.24 | Jk that's a bit harsh
I just have never particularly enjoyed them |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.18.24 | sometwo have never heard deathrider |
bloc
04.18.24 | Gorguts started to suck after Obscura, and their first album is their best album |
budgie
04.18.24 | i kinda agree w 8 but afraid to say it out loud |
rockarollacola
04.19.24 | "i kinda agree w 8 but afraid to say it out loud"
don't be, its probably the most overrated metal album of all time. |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.19.24 | EOBFONFQWSNFL BUTTGIE I WILL RAM UR BUTTUMS WITHB A HAKFAKFSFPSK AND YOU SMOFSLFS UNTIL YOU SNOAGLAMLDM BTICHCHCHC |
MetalMarcJK
04.19.24 | 13. HARD YES! |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.19.24 | Metallica is easily the best of the big four but Rust is Peace is easily the best record any of them put out…
Slayer has three good albums in the ocean of derivative bullshit that is their discography. I haven’t even listened to enough Anthrax to say anything about them, never felt compelled to which should be damning on its own. Why aren’t we talking about how Death Angel and Testament are far better than both? They should round out the big four with Metallica and Megadeth
That’s my hot ass thrash take but it is the correct one |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.19.24 | And I don’t care that they’re not as popular, im talking strictly quality. And fucking Testament might be as popular as Anthrax, who tf actually listens to that band |
budgie
04.19.24 | but bonded by blood dood |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.19.24 | 69 comments!! |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.19.24 | i ruined it..... |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.19.24 | exodus [2] |
artiswar
04.19.24 | ultra-based take wildcard |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.19.24 | thrash master wildbitchass ovaa here |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.19.24 | Not at all, I think BECAUSE I don’t like a lot of thrash I just naturally gravitate towards whatever sounds most unique or whatever goes extra hard. And ya Exodus would def round out a top 5 but oh well.
And don’t call me based art you don’t know what my favorite slayer albums are lmao. Personally, I’d take Seasons in the Abyss, South of Heaven, and God Hates Us All over the rest of their discography. Reign in Blood is fine but I really think that record just didn’t live up to the hype by the time I finally listened to it. The rest can eat shit, it’s either fucking terrible or just a worse version of Reign in Blood. |
Futures
04.19.24 | don't disrespect show no mercy or hell awaits pls |
budgie
04.19.24 | MURDER in the front row crowd begins to bang and theres blood upon the stage
BANG your head against the stage as metal takes its PRICE
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DaveyMonsoon
04.19.24 | don't disrespect show no mercy or hell awaits pls [2] |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.19.24 | can’t stand either of them but also probably haven’t spun either in like a decade lol |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.19.24 | Damn should I listen to the entire discog and do the most whack/based slayer ranking oat |
Koris
04.19.24 | "i kinda agree w 8 but afraid to say it out loud"
Well, I guess I'll add my own hot take for 8: Invaders is one of Iron Maiden's all-time best openers |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.19.24 | I don’t even remember that album tbh, Maiden is definitely a lot of fun but so much of it is in one ear and right out the other |
BAT
04.19.24 | hell awaits slaps probably my goto slayer. also reign in blood is one of those albums where it was my intro to slayer annnd i gravitated to south/seasons more, buut few years later it surprised me just how memorable that album actually is. god hates us all is an interesting take though i'd probably take christ illusion over it as far as post 90s slayer goes. and check out sadus
annnd as far as iron maiden hot takes go : i regretted blind buying seventh son of the seventh son and still dunno why people love that album. number of the beast has an excellent side b but yeah the first few tracks are just okay |
Futures
04.19.24 | reign in blood is tight as hell. not a wasted moment. heavy as hell, unhinged solos, goated opener and closer. deserved classic status. |
budgie
04.19.24 | invaders makes my skin crawl lol
got nothin on prowler or wrathchild. nothin! |
budgie
04.19.24 | peace sells > darkness descends > 7 churches > KEA > show no mercy > bonded by blood > RTL > RIP. mind you RIP is still a 4.5 |
Wildcardbitchesss
04.19.24 | damn budgie your takes on thrash are even more unhinged than mine lmao |
Koris
04.19.24 | "invaders makes my skin crawl lol"
That seems to be the consensus for a lot of people, but I've never agreed with it. The song is energetic, explosive, and (despite many IM members disliking the track) a perfect way to introduce the Dickinson era imo |
budgie
04.19.24 | the way he sings innnn VAAAA deeeers sounds so atonal and grating |
rockarollacola
04.19.24 | "Invaders is one of Iron Maiden's all-time best openers"
It may just be my least favorite Maiden song of all time. That chorus is absolutely ABYSMAL. |
rockarollacola
04.19.24 | budgie with the based Invaders take |
Donchivo
04.19.24 | 1. I don't care about this band, so why not
2. band is consistent AF so even their 6th best is great, still disagree... Gene Hoglan alone makes this top 3 at least
3. Most of their discog is, agreed, but this album is neat as fuck, as is The politics of ecstasy
4. Cold Lake bashing is reactionary, agreed, album isn't great anyway.
5. see take no. 1
6. Crack the Skye is their best, so if that's sell out era, I agree
7. better than Megadeth and Anthrx for sure, can't decide between Metallica and Slayer both have fairly great albumds and utter garbage.
8. I used to think the same but children of the damned and the Prisoner actually rule and Invaders is a lot of fun.
9. cool album, yeah it's cringe, but little 'extreme metal' isn't cringe one way or the other.
10. this isn't completely wrong: Violent revolution and cause for conflict rule!
11. see takes 1 & 5
12. Mmmm definitely not top 5, but not top 10?
13. Damn you'r e very wrong on this one...
14. 'Gorguts take is exactly why that album rules actually`[2]
15. Good album but not a highlight in their discography
16. First part of the take is based, but doesn't suck IMo although it is definitely overrated in the sputniverse
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0GuyMan0
04.19.24 | 1. It's not, but it's still great.
2. I'd change that five to a three probably.
3. Could never stand the vocals, not for me.
4. Does nothing for me.
5. Hard fucking agree.
6. Hard fucking disagree.
7. Sorry, anthrax exists.
8. Change that five to a three and I agree. I regularly get into this argument in the album thread.
9. no opinion.
10. no opinion.
11. no opinion.
12. Hard disagree. One of their only no-fluff albums. IMO their best.
13. They do have that ability, but most of the time it's not the case.
14. chuckled, but still nice.
15. Nah man this one I can't get behind at all. God-tier.
16. It does nothing for me personally. |
ToSmokMuzyki
04.19.24 | 1. Agreed
2. Absolutely Agreed
3. Dunno never listened
4. Eh i dont hate it
5. Agreed
6. prob, all mastoderp sucks BALLS
7. Correct
8. prob correct despite my critique but still best maiden
9. yes
10. well no
11. it has a much better cover
12. eh they have so many albums that shouldnt be in top 10 but necessarily something has to be so
13. total hot garbage agreed
14. not just like, but is
15. very trv
16. very sucks yes |
Boognish79
06.25.24 | If these are your worst metal takes, I’d hate to see your “best”. |
MetalMarcJK
11.10.24 | 1. Close, but I dig RIP most
2. Rong.
3. I don’t really know them.
4. Music’s good, but the lyrics suck.
5. Glamtera was not better, but it kicked some ass.
6. Uhhhhh...great, but I disagree.
7. Yes, but still rad.
8. Five of them? No, but three of them are meh, and the title track is a little overrated...and i’m A huge Maiden fan, so please don’t tell the others.
9. Agreed...super cringey.The music is so rad, though...such a bummer.
10. Eh...uh...mmm...okay, I agree. #TeutonicThrashRules
11. Yes.
12. It’s #10.
13. Tool blows.
14. LMAO! Funniest take! I agree, man.
15. Agreed. I have it as a 3.0.
16. It could have been worse.
Decent takes, homie. Now, I’m off to listen to Excel while reading your Teutonic Big 4 list once again. m/
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MetalMarcJK
11.10.24 | "invaders makes my skin crawl lol"
Someone give budgie a special test. |
Jurtz
11.10.24 | He's right though, can't stand that song either and I love Iron Maiden |
