Storm In A Teacup: Coltonmusic a lie

Storm In A Teacup 07.08.23	Corkon you walk your dog an accused sputnik user.
Colton 07.08.23	the font size on your comments will be smaller than everyone else's and i might delete your ratings at random just for fun
Storm In A Teacup 07.08.23	I would not join and if i did you would not know it was me.
normaloctagon 07.08.23	Whew!
DocSportello 07.08.23	you people doubt but Colton just said the other day that it would be deployable in August! Colton is also trying to fix the production on Loveless. These things take time
normaloctagon 07.08.23	When you think about it, colton paying the hacker to compromise sput and target certain staff members he had a grudge towards was probably the first step in his attempt to reduce the validity of the site in order to pave the way for his new site
Storm In A Teacup 07.08.23	Hmm big if true
Colton 07.08.23	you'll never know how much i love the fact that i was actually able to do that and just plainly tell everyone it was me and have them assume i'm joking
Storm In A Teacup 07.08.23	Lmao
MoM 07.08.23	A confession! Have at thee! My avatar shall be reclaaaAAAAAAIMED
Colton 07.08.23	the forums were especially easy since they used a very dated form of web tokens for user authentication which were prone to the simplest of injection attacks, so they could get every account to generate infinite requests to the server until it just crashed and can't even be opened back up to fix it lol. i felt bad after but it's kinda on mx for leaving the forums in that state, even the most amateur of hackers could have done it
Storm In A Teacup 07.08.23	Also kinda on you for being villainous.
robertsona 07.08.23	If Colton really did hack the site then johnny should open up Johnnymusic.biz to tank coltonmusicâ€™s business. Johnnymusic is a website that is literally just text you cannot click on anything
colton2 07.08.23	i got banned
sneakers 07.08.23	hah good job bozo! sayonara bozo!
Storm In A Teacup 07.08.23	Lmao
pizzamachine 07.08.23	We are witnessing ladies and gentlemen Sputnik history enfolding before our eyes
colton2 07.08.23	i died a warrior's death. 0 regrets
Vinnymcscoop 07.08.23	Indeed you did, bozo. Where do I sign up for beta testing?
DocSportello 07.08.23	coltonmusic investors dropping like flies
Vinnymcscoop 07.08.23	Mm mm, not me. I would buy it if I had 600 more dollars
robertsona 07.08.23	The role of Colton in SPUTNIKMAFIA will be highly prizedâ€¦view my latest list for the discord link
sneakers 07.08.23	should do a youtube apology vid playing the ukulele like that chick who diddled those kids
DocSportello 07.08.23	I will join your discord bud but in a few days, I need to finish this chapter I'm writing :)
Storm In A Teacup 07.08.23	This list is arguably already just as successful as the insult johnny thread
Vinnymcscoop 07.08.23	Nah, Colton needs to do an interpretive dance at the end of this apology, like that one girl who diddled with her boyfriend
unclereich 07.09.23	First time?
botb 07.09.23	Colton2 has me dyin
SomeCallMeTim 07.09.23	Maybe we should, like, whack Colton.
Kompys2000 07.09.23	"i felt bad after" Don't know or care whether you actually broke the forums or not, I don't really have any recourse either way. But I know you didn't feel bad about it happening. If you did then running around rubbing salt in everyone's wounds was a weird way to show it
SomeCallMeTim 07.09.23	Honestly donâ€™t believe Colton actually did it, this siteâ€™s amassing vulnerabilities have been public knowledge for at least a decade
sneakers 07.09.23	bring back the forums and start hundreds of fuck colton threads for the memes
Ryus 07.09.23	"the forums were especially easy since they used a very dated form of web tokens for user authentication which were prone to the simplest of injection attacks, so they could get every account to generate infinite requests to the server until it just crashed and can't even be opened back up to fix it lol. i felt bad after but it's kinda on mx for leaving the forums in that state, even the most amateur of hackers could have done it" lol
Storm In A Teacup 07.09.23	Lmao
PotsyTater 07.09.23	RIP original bozo
VlacDrac 07.09.23	Is Colton2 more based than the original Colton?
anode 07.09.23	lol colton confessing provides no more evidence than we had before
MoM 07.09.23	And, here, i couldâ€™ve had another avatar by now. Smh my head
anode 07.09.23	Colton thinks heâ€™s the oj Simpson of sputnik writing his how I did it book
MoM 07.09.23	Why didnâ€™t he just do us a favour and make some Sput-provements? For shame
Sinternet 07.09.23	colton died as he lived disappointingly
MoM 07.09.23	What an illustriously middling career. Died as had been born, pushed from a womb, slathered and basted in placenta, but a 2.3
BookoftheFallen 07.09.23	so Coltonmusic is available now? id like to bid $5
Storm In A Teacup 07.09.23	I want to know if i never made this list would Colton be banned still? Am I a hero?
PotsyTater 07.09.23	Nah pretty sure his elaboration here is what convinced the mods to finally do it. Lots of people wanted him banned already but I suspect seeing how our current mods are all so good natured they extended him the benefit of the doubt that he was just joking. But he pushed it to the point where it no longer mattered whether or not he was joking.
pizzamachine 07.09.23	I think yer poking your nose in the wrong area bud careful or someone may get hurt
PotsyTater 07.09.23	Pizza is mafia confirmed
pizzamachine 07.09.23	I wouldnâ€™t hurt a fly
SomeCallMeTim 07.09.23	â€œMy pizza never hurt nobody!â€
sneakers 07.09.23	Ripbozo
Mort. 07.09.23	goddamn the circumstance that you brought here and goddamn you my friend
Storm In A Teacup 07.09.23	Well then...
pizzamachine 07.09.23	God damn!
anode 07.10.23	say what you will about colton but he has interesting things to say and is funny. like this^ is clearly a joke. hoping its not perma but ig i get it
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 07.10.23	no one is that funny
Storm In A Teacup 07.10.23	He has a perspective on things and talks a lot. That much is factual.
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Lmao
MoM 07.10.23	â€œ say what you will about colton but he has interesting things to say and is funny. like this^ is clearly a joke. hoping its not perma but ig i get itâ€ Daaaaaamn! [2]
PotsyTater 07.10.23	What if he was so committed to this bit that he made an alt account just to pretend he got banned for this to make it more believable Honestly no matter what way you cut it itâ€™s pretty epic. If he did it, itâ€™s epic. If he didnâ€™t do it and pretended to do it and got banned for it itâ€™s epic. If he didnâ€™t do it and pretended to do it and pretended to get banned for it itâ€™s epic.
MoM 07.10.23	Colton, Iâ€™m riding around with a jack-o-lantern on my head. Where you at? This shit better be spooky because it sure is slimy
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Iâ€™m personally of the persuasion that he did not actually do it for a number of reasons but the truth of it all is of little consequence
MoM 07.10.23	I donâ€™t know whatâ€™s actually true regarding this whole thing. While i would like having an avatar again, itâ€™s okay, cause i can still firebend
PotsyTater 07.10.23	The number one reason of several reasons I donâ€™t think Colton paid someone to do this is that itâ€™s definitely not legal and while I donâ€™t know anything about the logistics of cyber law and how they pertain to international instances (heâ€™s Canadian and I assume mx is American) it would be cosmically stupid to literally just narc yourself on that for a flex especially when youâ€™ve doxxed yourself on this site in the past and everyone knows your full name and what city you live in lmao. I donâ€™t think Colton is quuiiiteee that dumb but I could be wrong.
MoM 07.10.23	Right? Like why commit a crime to then brag about it
DadKungFu 07.10.23	If you genuinely wanted to see Colton banned before this you are incorrigibly lame. If you believe Colton actually did this you are intensely gullible. Ban's probably deserved tho, you don't falsely lay claim to an anthrax attack for the luls and expect nothing to happen
Dewinged 07.10.23	"say what you will about colton but he has interesting things to say and is funny." Colton just how many accounts do you have dude?
PotsyTater 07.10.23	LOL
pizzamachine 07.10.23	Ziiiing
DocSportello 07.10.23	the ban was a shocker but so was the tone of the "confession". idk, who really knows BUT this IS a rickety old site and many of us are attached to it so in the context of it all it did scan kinda 'villainous' as Storm points out. certainly a significant event but I wouldn't read too deeply into it
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Number two reason colton is either in school or at most freshly finished school last I checked, I sincerely doubt he has the disposable income to be spending his money on something this intensely stupid just for the luls especially knowing what he used to do for work and the unlikelihood of him getting a good job in comp sciences so quickly
MoM 07.10.23	What if Sput were a ghost town with only one user and a bajellylion ColtBots all dulling it out?
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Number three reason if he had any input into this why would he leave me of all people with my big ass lordepots avy intact lmao
PotsyTater 07.10.23	There are more reasons but those are the real thinkers
MoM 07.10.23	Iâ€™ll refer to meself â€œWhy didnâ€™t he just do us a favour and make some Sput-provements? For shameâ€ Colt, beef up the site, donâ€™t mare it
anode 07.10.23	Lmao I wish I were a Colton alt. Metalcore as my top percent. What a great gimmick
Storm In A Teacup 07.10.23	Great comnents from potsy, doc, and kung
unclereich 07.10.23	somewhere parks is loling at this very hard
MoM 07.10.23	@storm RIP Storm, bro, good night
normaloctagon 07.10.23	"Number three reason if he had any input into this why would he leave me of all people with my big ass lordepots avy intact lmao" afaik the avatars thing was not specifically targeted, but rather a result of the flimsy code breaking (hence why other random folks lost their avatars/why avatars can no longer be changed as a whole). also when this happened he had pretty well moved on from y'all's extended tiff w/ each other. he was heavily beefing with johnny when this happened (he resented him for being kicked out of the casual convo server, among other things) "The number one reason of several reasons I donâ€™t think Colton paid someone to do this is that itâ€™s definitely not legal" people's comments about there not being proof still is exactly why it doesn't matter that hacking the site is illegal or not, there's literally no way for sput to come after him even if they did have the resources to do something like that which they clearly don't i mean no shade but mx has more or less been an absentee site owner for years now, sowing runs this joint to the very best of his ability idc about the forums but jom lost his long time account and let's be real that dude is a saint among men and he didnt deserve that, many lost their avatars, we will likely never be able to change our avatars again. i know most of this seems like small potatoes but for a site so intensely held together by community it's so fucking offensive to me that someone could do this b/c of a personal vendetta, and even if that's not the case, it's just as offensive to me that he would joke about it...over, and over, and over again. that's not the kind of person i want hanging around here personally i really dont think it's that crazy that he hit someone up to do this, his whole community outside of this place afaik is tech/coding bootcamp people and he's always been a shit-stirrer, asking one of his friends or a friend who knows a guy to butcher an old web site held together by toothpicks probably wouldn't cost more than a few hundred dollars and colton's had a massive chip on his shoulder for a hot minute now. you guys believe what you want but that's how i feel, if you think i'm gullible fine if you think i'm dramatic fine but he's admitted to it in threads and direct messages, that sort of commitment goes a bit beyond having a bit of fun imo. the next time this happens the site could be gone forever and idk man this place means a lot to me. i just dont think this shit is funny, no judgment if you do and like many have said it doesnt really matter at the end of the day but yeah anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk goodnite
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Those are all valid points, just expressing a few of the reasons why I have my doubts but I know all of my points can be argued against. And while I agree the likelyhood of anyone being able to do anything about it is extremely low that doesnâ€™t change the fact that itâ€™s an incredibly stupid thing to admit to regardless especially when people know who you are. I honestly do really think itâ€™s all kind of funny. Thatâ€™s not to dismiss anyoneâ€™s feelings, I totally get what you are saying and I have empathy for everyone else who is upset about this but idk maybe Iâ€™m just jaded towards the site at this point. Like you said, itâ€™s been all but abandoned by mx and feels like itâ€™s just been slowly inching itâ€™s way towards being completely obsolete for years now. I just feel like stupid drama like this is a much more fitting and poetic end to the site than just fizzling away into obscurity.
normaloctagon 07.10.23	appreciate your level-headed response and that's all fair enough to me brotha
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Iâ€™ve been on this site for 15 years and I honestly just simply cannot think of a more fitting beginning of an end.
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Of course super-bro
normaloctagon 07.10.23	: )
Sharenge 07.10.23	free Colton
MoM 07.10.23	Iâ€™m in agreement with yâ€™all. I donâ€™t know what is what with this. Coltonâ€™s an idiot, so he may brag about it and he may just be a stunt double for the vocalist of the 1975, because of their humour. I wonder if he wanted to be respected on the site, but not liked. I get the vibe he wanted to be the next Deviant.
PotsyTater 07.10.23	I reckon the only reason mx keeps this site alive in any capacity at all is because he gets ad revenue, no matter how slight. Itâ€™s a dangerous game Fuckin with peoples money. Even with no legal recourse with all the info Colton has volunteered on this site it would be really easy for someone petty and scorned to find out where he went to school etc and use this to fuck with his life. People have their lives and careers ruined over shit theyâ€™ve done on the internet that isnâ€™t even illegal these days. Maybe I really am giving too much benefit of the doubt but I just find it so hard to believe even Colton would overlook how vulnerable admitting to this makes him if itâ€™s true. Or at least surely he would have had that epiphany at some point and stfu about it instead of continuously bragging about it lmao.
MoM 07.10.23	Iâ€™m not sure when it comes to the internet anymore. Just the other day, i was strolling through the gram and a reel about a composite of the moonâ€™s full surface attracted commentators the likes of which i thought nonexistent. They believed the moon was transparent and translucent. In their own words, repeatedly, transparent and translucent. And the smugness that came with it was ridiculous. So, i guess i could see Colton putting it all out here. I donâ€™t know what he thought heâ€™d gain by it, if he did it
unclereich 07.10.23	I have a lot to say about this but itâ€™s mostly cringe worthy
MoM 07.10.23	Have at it if you wish. We wonâ€™t flagellate ya for speaking of the weirdos in the net, swimming in place because theyâ€™re tangled, enthusiastic because itâ€™s all the same color either way
unclereich 07.10.23	Coincidentally the long comment I was typing out was kind of talking about how perhaps the site is dearly missing some of the flagellation it used to have. Hence why I felt it was cringe and stopped typing midway thru.
MoM 07.10.23	Yeah, i donâ€™t think we need more flagellation anywhere in the world, but new security patches would be most boss.
unclereich 07.10.23	Flagellation is certainly the wrong term, communal policing was more my aim. Again my long drawn out diatribe would have explained it better but sometimes you get though typing something out and think â€œwhy botherâ€ then delete it all lol
Trifolium 07.10.23	100% agree with this occy: "i know most of this seems like small potatoes but for a site so intensely held together by community it's so fucking offensive to me that someone could do this b/c of a personal vendetta, and even if that's not the case, it's just as offensive to me that he would joke about it...over, and over, and over again. that's not the kind of person i want hanging around here personally"
MoM 07.10.23	â€œ but sometimes you get though typing something out and think â€œwhy botherâ€ then delete it all lolâ€ Iâ€™ve been there lately myself when it comes to sput. Just lose interest halfway or donâ€™t feel bothered to keep going. Though, Iâ€™m sure itâ€™ll pass. It always does
MoM 07.10.23	And agreed with Trif and the comment quoted
DadKungFu 07.10.23	"I reckon the only reason mx keeps this site alive in any capacity at all is because he gets ad revenue" IIRC mx has said that he keeps the site running at a slight loss, which if true means he's just here for the love of the thing
Mort. 07.10.23	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1034844&listid=202191 yes mx says as much here and id just like to say that even if colton didnt do it, him describing the sites weaknesses itt is enough to warrant a ban
Sharenge 07.10.23	he was really banned because he keeps talking about how he's launching the site to replace Sputnik and it had nothing to do with his hack-larp
MoM 07.10.23	Or itâ€™s all a lot of bull and heâ€™s pretending because he wants a lot of attention, but doesnâ€™t have a drop of charisma, but instead of devoting his time to building his skills and healing his issues, as all people are oft to have through the process of â€œmereâ€ living, Colton acts out so he can get contrarian attention and try to build a pedestal from the clay of elitism, but because he doesnâ€™t have any confidence in his creativity, heâ€™s never truly let it flourish and deep down knows this, and wants to but is scared, but he battles on a frightening line of keeping up this crap for the image and â€œfake it to make itâ€ garbage. But he feels like heâ€™s done enough and has enough complication for this to be seen as depth and dimension, but itâ€™s really clusterfuck of shit to protect the scared self and elevate the imagined self and reap the rewards chemically. Repeat.
Shemson 07.10.23	This thread has been a really interesting read Iâ€™ve never really got involved with personalities so much on here and mostly just like to chat music, media and games but these dramas can be pretty entertaining!
Lichtbringer 07.10.23	agreed with shemson and also the quote trif posted. colton seems like an idiot and a bad person to boot.
botb 07.10.23	We survived the great scat porn bot reckoning of 2009 we will survive this
Egarran 07.10.23	>This thread has been a really interesting read. these dramas can be pretty entertaining! Agreed but oh man I've been so close to making a serious comment. The world needs to know what I think about this! It takes all my restraint to keep it to this one.
MoM 07.10.23	Eg, let it out if you want, if itâ€™s not going to do harms irreparable and irredeemable and unworthy, itâ€™ll be alright, even if itâ€™s only speculation as is most of what we all can do
MO 07.10.23	whoa this is something else
Butkuiss 07.10.23	Damn reading this thread is how I found out Deviant. left wtf
Shemson 07.10.23	Please eg, for the sake of the drama and entertainment let it all out
denboy 07.10.23	lowkey fantasize about hacking this site just to add features/optimizations
Trifolium 07.10.23	Also Eggy now that you said what you said I super wonder what you wanted to say!!! ðŸ˜µðŸ’–
MoM 07.10.23	Smae
Butkuiss 07.10.23	Come on Egarran, assume the mantle of Colton and Start Some Shit
Egarran 07.10.23	Noooo
MillionDead 07.10.23	This plot is much thiccer than I could have ever suspected.
Egarran 07.10.23	I really appreciate the support but at least one person would get mad at me uwu
MoM 07.10.23	It will be our Sistine Chapel!
s0nicx 07.10.23	...What did I just read?
denboy 07.10.23	it's ok eg i forgive you in advance
MyNameIsPencil 07.10.23	o shit I could buy the site
s0nicx 07.10.23	"But he pushed it to the point where it no longer mattered whether or not he was joking." As an owner of a decently sized sports discord server, there comes a point when the mods and admins have had enough of your shit. (Even a shitposting one like mine lol).
PotsyTater 07.10.23	â€œ he was really banned because he keeps talking about how he's launching the site to replace Sputnik and it had nothing to do with his hack-larpâ€ Definitely not. This has happened before and no one cared
Sowing 07.10.23	---"Damn reading this thread is how I found out Deviant. left wtf"--- For me it was the decade of inactivity that gave it away ---sowing runs this joint to the very best of his ability--- It's not just me. If it was, I'd have gone insane a long time ago. ---This has happened before and no one cared--- Muzikdiskovery (or whatever it was called and whatever cringeworthy spelling was used), ByVolume (had potential but flamed out), and more that are escaping my mind at the present time... The only thing I really have to say about the Colton situation is play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I don't really have an issue with him, per se, but it's unwise to claim responsibility for destroying half the website, true or not.
Pikazilla 07.10.23	I thought deviant has been carrying out mod duties from the shadows
pizzamachine 07.10.23	It literally says heâ€™s a mod in the Staff & Contributors list at the bottom of the site
mynameischan 07.10.23	Coltonâ€™s biggest crime is being a Beach House stan
PotsyTater 07.10.23	@sowing mediasnobs too
ffs 07.10.23	colton is merely a patriot, sputnik (russia = bad) is the enemy
PotsyTater 07.10.23	So sowing is Colton now an insta ban on sight sitch like satch?
bailar15 07.10.23	wow colton is finally gone! enrique is pleased
normaloctagon 07.10.23	â€œIt literally says heâ€™s a mod in the Staff & Contributors list at the bottom of the siteâ€œ Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever
el_newg 07.10.23	â€œhe was heavily beefing with johnny when this happened (he resented him for being kicked out of the casual convo server, among other things)â€ ^ is this true because lmfao
Koris 07.10.23	"I thought deviant has been carrying out mod duties from the shadows" "It literally says heâ€™s a mod in the Staff & Contributors list at the bottom of the site" I think it's mostly just an honorary title at this point. Kinda like Theacademy's staff/emeritus title
s0nicx 07.10.23	"The only thing I really have to say about the Colton situation is play stupid games, win stupid prizes." This x1000 "casual convo server" 1. How do you get kicked out of a place like that. 2. This place had a discord server? huh.
robertsona 07.10.23	makes sense to ban colton (for a little bit? Idk what it is) for leaning that far into the bit. hard to draw a line but continue to do the villainous-monologue yammer sure why not ban him idk
robertsona 07.10.23	I figure he didn't do it though? Not sure what the consensus is. I made a big stink about how he surely didn't a couple months ago--just seems unlikely, but maybe.
robertsona 07.10.23	Honestly though, there's a timeline in which colton did it and one in which he didn't, and if he didn't do it at all then Colton saying "I hacked sputnikmusic so that coltonmusic could really take off" is making me laugh irl, and is funny. he should be unbanned
PotsyTater 07.10.23	All scenarios are definitely worthy of the ban in the end. I donâ€™t really care whether or not heâ€™s around personally, heâ€™s been way less insufferable this past year imo, but itâ€™s the righteous conclusion to the latest sput saga.
PotsyTater 07.10.23	If sach gonna be perma banned as the result of the sputstitution saga surely this warrants the same considering itâ€™s caused even more chaos
anode 07.10.23	isnt coltonmusic just a proxy for a joke and thus this is a proxy off of that proxy lmao
AlexKzillion 07.10.23	https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/Sputstitution i love that this exists lmao
JohnnyoftheWell 07.10.23	https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/Drama can someone plz update this page
anode 07.10.23	lmao why does that exist johnny
AlexKzillion 07.10.23	https://sputnikmusic.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllPages this is amazing
JohnnyoftheWell 07.10.23	"Musically, listens to pseudo-experimental music and various types of rock and has been here since 2005. Despite being one of the oldest users, most people forget about him. He is neither infamous or famous in any regard to Sputnik." these entries are great lol
SteakByrnes 07.10.23	damn he got banned? lol wild
robertsona 07.10.23	I always remembered MichaelJordan posting nuclear explosions and goatse on the review site. Kind of blocked out that a prerequisite for that experience was that you used to be able to post images on review comments at all.
Havey 07.10.23	lil bro listening to music musically
PotsyTater 07.10.23	My entry is funny but also very uncharitable and inaccurate on a couple things
SteakByrnes 07.10.23	I don't have an entry ðŸ¦
anode 07.10.23	dont lie potsy we all know your thoughts on white australians
Sinternet 07.10.23	"Sint would be banned on September 8th, 2020, for calling a user a "cracker ass heroin shooter"." lmao i forgot i did that man the wiki was one of the few genuinely funny things to come out the bigglestein shit
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Oh yea that parts true I talk mad shit about white Australian men
normaloctagon 07.10.23	â€œIt remains to be seen whether his affiliation with the Biggle Boys will come to a fork in the road with his current teacher's pet status, but for the time being he seems to be one to watch.â€œ
pizzamachine 07.10.23	I updated the Drama section
neekafat 07.10.23	â€œ Johnnymusic is a website that is literally just text you cannot click on anythingâ€ hahahahaahaha
AlexKzillion 07.10.23	coltonmusic.com/(johnny's version)
s0nicx 07.10.23	I am so glad that wiki exists. We should seriously keep it more up to date. Also damnit I never got to see the copypasta data base. I love that shit.
pizzamachine 07.10.23	Yeah, thereâ€™s a lot not added. Working on itâ€¦.
Koris 07.10.23	Damn, I haven't heard about Bigglestein in a hot minute. Good times
Storm In A Teacup 07.10.23	Mom i love you too rip lol
Shemson 07.10.23	Haha I had no idea about the sput wikis that was great
Storm In A Teacup 07.10.23	Pizza or someone please give me an awesome user bio on the wiki thank you ðŸ¥°
Ryus 07.10.23	â€œ Ryus is a Sputnikmusic user. Known for being a fan a techno and hip hop music. Despite being generally a friendly user, he has little tolerance for bullshit.â€ lol fair enough ig
normaloctagon 07.10.23	someone needs to add 'total loser for not being on discord but simultaneously based for this refusal' 8 )
Egarran 07.10.23	Ryus is missing out on actual miracles. But his prerogative ig
ShadowRemains 07.10.23	re: colton, basing your entire persona on being an annoying dipshit generally will get you banned from here eventually source: everyone else who based their entire personas on here as annoying dipshits in the past
Koris 07.10.23	Pretty much yeah
ShadowRemains 07.10.23	colton was basically michaeljordan without writing clever reviews or being funny 1/3 of the time sometimes you're not "based" to have a contrarian take, you're just a moron
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Iâ€™ve literally never not once seen ryus lose his patience
Ryus 07.10.23	it has happened ðŸ¤«
PotsyTater 07.10.23	Link plz
Storm In A Teacup 07.10.23	I think ryus got mad at me for talking shit om converge idk idr
pizzamachine 07.10.23	Keep calm and carry on amirite
Ryus 07.10.23	i dont remember any specific times but i am sure it has maybe one day you shall come across it for yourself
Havey 07.11.23	big doubt
pizzamachine 07.11.23	Idc lol
JohnnyoftheWell 07.11.23	reading ryus' last comment to the tune of champagne supernova if that doesn't rile the boi...
Egarran 07.11.23	Are you on sputnik while shopping?
Storm In A Teacup 07.11.23	W0t
Colton3 07.17.23	Or itâ€™s all a lot of bull and heâ€™s pretending because he wants a lot of attention, but doesnâ€™t have a drop of charisma, but instead of devoting his time to building his skills and healing his issues, as all people are oft to have through the process of â€œmereâ€ living, Colton acts out so he can get contrarian attention and try to build a pedestal from the clay of elitism, but because he doesnâ€™t have any confidence in his creativity, heâ€™s never truly let it flourish and deep down knows this, and wants to but is scared, but he battles on a frightening line of keeping up this crap for the image and â€œfake it to make itâ€ garbage. But he feels like heâ€™s done enough and has enough complication for this to be seen as depth and dimension, but itâ€™s really clusterfuck of shit to protect the scared self and elevate the imagined self and reap the rewards chemically. Repeat.
parksungjoon 07.17.23	oh yea what did happen to colton
Cygnatti 07.17.23	There are 3 Coltons? 1 was already too many.
Colton3 07.17.23	been busy trying to build a pedestal from the clay of elitism hbu
parksungjoon 07.17.23	not much honestly
JohnnyoftheWell 07.17.23	considered making colton3 for more or less the same purpose and then thought better of it respect whoever you are ig
parksungjoon 07.17.23	is the real colton banned
JohnnyoftheWell 07.17.23	yes
Cygnatti 07.17.23	If Colton was so great, why haven't they made a Colton2?
JohnnyoftheWell 07.17.23	ctrl+f that shit bby
parksungjoon 07.17.23	what did he do
Cygnatti 07.17.23	Did Colton2 also get banned? Or is Colton3 an imposter? ðŸ˜
Colton3 07.17.23	this is the real colton and I appreciate the thought johnny but I prefer any diluting of my brand to be done on my own terms. I would just like to apologize to normaloctagon for the extreme offense I have caused through my weaponizing of the bootcamp community. I did not think they would be able to hack the mainframe so quickly but I guess the $275 I paid them was sufficient motivation. that weird thing your phone has been doing was also me, so I apologize for that as well.
Ryus 07.17.23	beep boop boop "i'm inside the mainframe. time to put a DDOS in the kernel"
parksungjoon 07.17.23	lol as if the fotm javascript frameworks they teach in bootcamps today have much in common with this geriatric ass website
Egarran 07.17.23	The plot curdles.
pizzamachine 07.17.23	Imagine someone fixing/updating the site lols that would be hilarious
PotsyTater 07.17.23	Gee I wonder if colton3 is park
Storm In A Teacup 07.18.23	Jom would never.
parksungjoon 07.18.23	lol what
Storm In A Teacup 07.18.23	Talkin bout you
parksungjoon 07.18.23	?
sneakers 07.18.23	band sucks
pizzamachine 07.18.23	Michael Jackson - Thriller
Storm In A Teacup 07.18.23	David Bowie Blackstar I Cant Give Everything Away
parksungjoon 07.18.23	fwiw i never bothered looking at anything related to the forum in a sec snooping way but i'm also entirely unsurprised that it would have glaring flaws lol the thing i told jom last year had to do with a stupid workaround that allowed you to embed any arbitrary javascript into a review thread comments such that it would execute on every client opening that page. and it got fixed, or at least appears to
parksungjoon 07.18.23	yh bet
Koris 07.18.23	I'm not too torn up about the forum being gone, since I prefer the Discord version we've got now anyway. But it would be nice to have avatars back
s0nicx 07.18.23	Wasn't here for the forums. I would have to think avatars is an easy fix, even if it is connected to the forums, you could probably just rebuild the non-forum features for the main site.
sneakers 07.18.23	Colton7
parksungjoon 07.18.23	s0nicx your assumptions would be reasonable in most cases but unfortunately this is a very old site that hasn't seen a proper overhaul in over 15 years and whose singular webmaster/technical role staff (who as far as I understand was self-taught anyway and actually works in a completely unrelated field) decided to focus on his real life career rather than bother with a duct tape frankenstein that doesnt exactly bring in much money if any
Ryus 07.18.23	"the thing i told jom last year had to do with a stupid workaround that allowed you to embed any arbitrary javascript into a review thread comments such that it would execute on every client opening that page." ayo wtf lmao
pizzamachine 07.18.23	Dats cray man
pizzamachine 07.18.23	Yo Colt pay hackers to fix the site I wonâ€™t pay you back
Storm In A Teacup 07.18.23	40% chance mx never fixes, 40% chance mx revamps the site completely after he retires at age whatever, 20% chance he randomly remembers sputnik in 7 years and tells the secret service to either shut it down or tells secret service computer nerd to make it nicer.
Koris 07.18.23	^ Yeah, those are some pretty realistic options
robertsona 07.18.23	This brings to mind that mx in maybe 2017 or something popped in and said â€œthe review site is still doing well, even though the forum runs at a loss.â€ Maybe he iced it
parksungjoon 07.18.23	does he get a cut from all the spambots posting ads in the soundoffs
pizzamachine 07.18.23	Hmmm
parksungjoon 07.18.23	good job and good luck
robertsona 07.18.23	Coltonmusicâ€™s killer app is that Iâ€™m gonna write all the content
robertsona 07.18.23	I call it coltent
pizzamachine 07.18.23	But will I be mod
parksungjoon 07.18.23	what would you even do as a mod pizza
Koris 07.18.23	Mod Pizza is a pretty good chain
pizzamachine 07.18.23	â€œwhat would you even do as a mod pizzaâ€ Protect the innocent, delete spamâ€¦. Mod stuff
Shemson 07.18.23	Coltent is nice I imagine the site will encourage Collaboration
Storm In A Teacup 07.18.23	Corkon if you strike it rich do you plan on buying the Indianapolis Colts?
ToSmokMuzyki 07.18.23	as mod i will enforce a no-4 star+ policy on anything that isnt trv like how sput wont let me go below 2
sneakers 07.18.23	Based