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how do i tell this guy i'm not gay

I swear to god this isn't a troll post
1Father John Misty
I Love You, Honeybear

alright so basically I work with this gay guy and he was playing a song today from this playlist he made, I think it was from Glee or something. I said "this song is campy" and he started acting all surprised and he was like "how do you know what that means?" I told him I just know it from the internet and it's basically synonymous with "corny." he said it has a connotation in "certain communities" and he's really surprised I know it/use it
2The Tallest Man on Earth
Henry St.

and I was like oh true I didn't know it had that connotation. so he asked another person there if she knows what it means and surprisingly she did. and then he asks her if she knows what a bunch of other words mean (she's an older lady so he was curious) and one of them was the word "woke." and later on we started talking about how the meaning of that word has changed so much over time, and it used to mean having an enlightened perspective on societal issues but now it's kind of a derogatory term republicans use toward anything liberal
3Iron And Wine
Our Endless Numbered Days

this eventually led to us discussing Tucker Carlson's outrage at the fact that they made M&Ms less sexy, which we had a good laugh about. but then later on we're in the break room just chilling and as he's flipping through a magazine, he just happens to find a picture of all the M&Ms in an ad

so obviously we're laughing about it and as a joke I'm like "they're all still hot to me" and he asks which one's the hottest. so I start ranking them and I rank some of the dude M&Ms pretty highly just cause I'm fucking around and it's obviously not serious
5Nick Drake
Pink Moon

and when I do, he's like "you would fuck THAT one???" pointing to one of the male ones and I was like hell yeah he's hot as hell. he starts looking at me really weird and goes "interesting"
6Fleet Foxes
Fleet Foxes

didn't think much of it, until tonight I receive this text: "Hey man, it's ___ from work I got your number off of ___. I was tryna see if you wanted to chill sometime ? Get drinks or smth"
7The Mountain Goats
All Hail West Texas

so now I'm thinking he actually thinks I'm gay cause I said "campy" and said I would fuck the male M&Ms and I wanna respond in such a way that lets him know that any hanging out would just be as friends and I'm not actually gay, but if I just outright say "I'm not gay" he might be like "okay? I didn't say you were" and it would be super weird
Peripheral Vision

so if anyone has any ideas of how to tactfully respond please let me know. thanks guys
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