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what will life be like in 2030

post your predictions here. will add good ones to the list and then revisit in 2030 and we'll see who was right
Gimme Fiction

"idk but whatever it is will certainly be worse than how things are now" - Hyperion1001
2Caroline Rose

"I feel like he's kinda feelin' the Best Buy guy." - robertsona
Destroyer's Rubies

"Hypernormalization but for neoliberalism" - DadKungFu
4Denzel Curry
Melt My Eyez See Your Future

"five nights at freddys will be real" - AeniasGaming
5Candy Claws
Ceres And Calypso In The Deep Time

"we’re all gonna die" - Wildcardbitchesss
6The National
Sleep Well Beast

"Those who emerged from the resultant radioactive wastelands of WW3 will be actively trying to heal the planet and figure out how to create a functioning global society. Meanwhile, Colton will continue waging a two front keyboard war against JOTW and Potsy. "Man what a loser", I'll say to myself as I chuckle and wade through 465 broken album edit suggestions for absolutely no pay." - Sowing
7Caroline Rose

"Hopefully Karen haircuts will be out of fashion by then" - ChrimzonCanine
8Thomas Azier
The Inventory of Our Desire

"The white collar workforce will be reduced by at least 50% by 2030 because of the large scale adoption of ai programs like chat gpt that can already do the bulk of the work for a sliver of the cost" - AlexKzillion
9The National

"Davey Havok and Oprah Winfrey will get married and try to save the world but we will still be fucking everything up regardless of how bad it's gotten." - Storm In A Teacup

""In Flames become the new Jethro Tull" - Storm In A Teacup (second entry)
10Great Grandpa
Four of Arrows

"new tool album announced" -BMDrummer
11Caroline Rose

"it just gets worse and worse" - JayEnder
12Honey Harper

"Probably about the same but vr will be way better" - Purpl3Spartan
13The Tallest Man On Earth
There's No Leaving Now

"pretty much the same but you will complain even more about impending doom" - Borracho
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