Colton: what will life be like in 2030

Colton 02.25.23	personally I think AI will destroy society and The Radio Dept will release a new album
Hyperion1001 02.25.23	idk but whatever it is will certainly be worse than how things are now
Colton 02.25.23	bold prediction
robertsona 02.25.23	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtJnIae4D14
Colton 02.25.23	lol that was a good video. but not a prediction. i need a prediction robert
robertsona 02.25.23	I feel like he's kinda feelin' the Best Buy guy.
rhinocerosmilk 02.25.23	A can of Dinki-di for breakfast lunch and dinner.
DadKungFu 02.25.23	Hypernormalization but for neoliberalism wait that's now
AeniasGaming 02.25.23	five nights at freddys will be real
Wildcardbitchesss 02.25.23	we’re all gonna die
Sowing 02.25.23	Those who emerged from the resultant radioactive wastelands of WW3 will be actively trying to heal the planet and figure out how to create a functioning global society. Meanwhile, Colton will continue waging a two front keyboard war against JOTW and Potsy. "Man what a loser", I'll say to myself as I chuckle and wade through 465 broken album edit suggestions for absolutely no pay.
ChrimzonCanine 02.25.23	Hopefully Karen haircuts will be out of fashion by then
DocSportello 02.25.23	is it really possible that hidden truths about the nature of the universe could be unraveled by studying mysteries of the gods? ancient astronaut theorists say yes
AlexKzillion 02.25.23	The white collar workforce will be reduced by at least 50% by 2030 because of the large scale adoption of ai programs like chat gpt that can already do the bulk of the work for a sliver of the cost
Hyperion1001 02.25.23	50% of the white collar workforce could be eliminated right now with no replacements and there would be 0 negative repercussions.
AlexKzillion 02.25.23	Yepp and covid probably pushed that timeline up 10-15 years
Hyperion1001 02.25.23	def agree there. im honestly predicting some pretty significant labor conflicts within the next 10-20 years. the business class would rather destroy the planet than see any facet of the current hierarchy be challenged, and they certainly won’t let any of the massive increases in productivity weve seen and continue to see be distributed back to the workers.
Storm In A Teacup 02.25.23	Davey Havok and Oprah Winfrey will get married and try to save the world but we will still be fucking everything up regardless of how bad it's gotten.
Colton 02.25.23	sowing almost survives the apocalypse but leaves his shelter because he thinks the lighting from all the bombs going off will enhance his listening experience of the 13th Zach Bryan album. the radiation takes away his ability to enjoy 3.4/5 indie folk albums and he simply fades out of existence. sputnik falls into a state of pure chaos
sixdegrees 02.25.23	1984
Pon 02.25.23	https://youtu.be/BVueEr6GnHI
Borracho 02.25.23	pretty much the same but you will complain even more about impending doom
BMDrummer 02.25.23	new tool album announced
JayEnder 02.25.23	It just gets worse and worse.
Purpl3Spartan 02.25.23	Probably about the same but vr will be way better
pizzamachine 02.25.23	If I don’t fly fuck 2030
chemicalmarriage 02.25.23	Will continue to blame everyone else for making the world a shithole while I do nothing differently and continue to support the corporations that destroy everything I claim to love so dearly.
Colton 02.25.23	well I like the idea of taking responsibility but I really doubt you're making the world a shithole unless you're doing some absolutely dastardly shit we don't know about. also if a corporation is powerful enough to be destructive like that it's unlikely you supporting them is making much of a difference. so don't feel too bad
Storm In A Teacup 02.25.23	I better be making at least $100,000 a year by 2030 or ima be fucked lmao
Storm In A Teacup 02.25.23	I think if I try really really hard I could make $70,000 this year but it will be tough as hell. Grr
Colton 02.25.23	isn’t 100000 enough to be comfortable? instead of just not being fucked. maybe not by then
Storm In A Teacup 02.25.23	It would have to be like at least the fourth hardest I've ever tried when it comes to trying anything. Lol
Colton 02.25.23	70000 seems like a good amount that's like 200 grand canadian
Storm In A Teacup 02.25.23	Maybe Colton. I feel like with inflation and the population growth rate declining things will keep inflating. I still need like $15,000 in medical right now and still have to worry about more than just me.
pizzamachine 02.25.23	Things will always keep inflating forever
Storm In A Teacup 02.25.23	Agreed pizza in this system yes
Colton 02.25.23	kinda wanna just fuck off to some country where the currency conversion is in my favour
pizzamachine 02.25.23	In BC they’re gonna give free money soon ;D
Storm In A Teacup 02.25.23	Gotta think about all the aspects of life in another country though and that makes the choices slimmer.
Colton 02.25.23	feel you on the medical thing though that sucks. hopefully it resolves
Epictetus 02.26.23	Europe destabilized completely from Russia-Ukraine War and immigrants fleeing from eastern Europe/middle east, and Africa. Russia has or is on the brink of annexing Belarus. Right wing radicalization continues to pick up steam resulting in Mussolini like figures in control of France, Germany, and Poland. Israel has annexed the West Bank. China has taken control of Taiwan.
Epictetus 02.26.23	the SuBreme court has given states the right to outlaw gay-marriage and race-consciousness in education
Epictetus 02.26.23	Democrats have invented the 666th gender. The antichrist is come.
Epictetus 02.26.23	In California, white men must address black and brown people with "I'm sorry" before speaking to them.
Storm In A Teacup 02.26.23	I have a second entry. "In Flames become the new Jethro Tull"
ArsMoriendi 02.26.23	In the future we will have the ability to access the internet via brain chip
Manatea 02.26.23	I will hit my 40s, and if i’m already loony now, the future sure doesn’t look bright…
Jesuslaves 02.26.23	I'll be kicked out by andcas
Jasdevi087 02.26.23	Live action family guy
rockarollacola 02.26.23	Soda machines will do for soda what 3D printers did for assault rifles, Facebook as your birth certificate, state enforced homosexuality, sea floor vegetable farming, euthanasia of the disabled and elderly, and lots of great new apple products
Ragnavius 02.26.23	biden will die sometime this year or early 2024. trump will smoke kamala in the 2024 race. this will makes things easier for klaus schwab to take over. by 2030 there wont be outback steakhouse. instead we will have "nonbinary bughouse" where they serve crickets and soy patties
MTNHDRE 02.26.23	We'll pollute the atmosphere so much that we'll have to pump oxygen into our homes. Either that or access to clear air will be subscription-based.
ffs 02.26.23	they'll have invented a new type of dick
Cimnele 02.26.23	Craig David will invite you to his house
Colton 02.26.23	thank you ffs, i was hoping for cool predictions like the invention of Dick 2 or robot squirrels
Beardog 02.26.23	The first record written, recorded, and produced by AI will get a 5.0 review on Sputnik in 2030.