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Reviews 26 Approval 86%
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Album Ratings 3666 Objectivity 90%
Last Active 08-04-22 7:10 am Joined 08-07-13
Review Comments 47,234
| is favorite bands broken
please respond | 1 | | The Schwaggers Schwag 12
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/elcamello19
a mystery... | 2 | | Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/TheOldestManAlive
a centenarian who is into dgd and coheed | 3 | | Francis Cabrel Des roses et des orties
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/uservote.php?memberid=1115857
Jesus (Lil J) Cockislaw van der Bonerstein, aka scrotum-flavored beyblade
i cant speak german so somebody else gon have to translate what he said | 4 | | dredg Chuckles and Mr. Squeezy
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/SinatraVsGodzilla
hip hoppin | 5 | | Mariah Carey Greatest Hits
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/LolitaLover
least insane mariah carey fan clearly | 6 | | Marcus Koncar Pretty Things Seldom Do
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/Dickbutt | 7 | | Regurgitate Carnivorous Erection
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/SinatraFist
(thanks Josh) | 8 | | Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/drivelikejewhu | 9 | | Syphilitic Vaginas Black Motor Covenant
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/WokSnoofalooAssSNUS | 10 | | Three 6 Mafia Mystic Stylez
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/uservote.php?memberid=1290944
sint is this you?
ratings are literally inverse cyclotron lol except incomplete
still no excuse to 1.5 mystic stylez dawg | 11 | | Revolting Cocks Beers, Steers + Queers
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/TheCock
thank you harvey | 12 | | Gigi D'Agostino L'Amour Toujours
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/CaptainPlasma | 13 | | xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
Haters in shambles, they stay pickin' the corn outta my shit
This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species
I got Midas touch, fuck boy
Bitch so bad I made her shit in my chopped cheese
I'm at the bank 'bouta withdraw all of it
These Valentinos are from Milan, you fuckin' idiot
That Fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility
Got me in a state of rigor mortis
Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package
So I skinned his ass alive, ahhhhh
We smokin' Serge Ibaka, spinal fluid infused, quick-release Percs
She spread it and let mе take a deep sniff of that Mahi-mahi
I gave that pussy a raspberry
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off
They will not find me
Konichiwa, you little jit
Snortin' some premium Matisyahu, got me fightin' for my life
I make a nice stew out of that pussy
Blacked out on the Percocet, ordered a Desert Eagle off Amazon
I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet
I ain't never going back
Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my Fronto Leaf
Got Subanese crystalline shards pokin' out my lungs, fuck boy
I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth
Blowing bareback asshole, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm
Told shorty to keep that box breathin' yeah
She squeezin' the garlic, we smokin' java man
Face pressed up against that monkey, sniffin' for dear life
The Cuban link will turn the diamond tester into a pipe bomb
Glock-34 shivered his timbers
Blew her back out usin' a mammoth-skin condom
Dick/pussy freeballin', like Shaq and Kobe
I'm smokin' Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup triple-award-winning, soul-bleeder, taint blaster, J.D. Power Associates, dingleberry zaza
We smokin' that IBM Quantum Computer
I can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly ass Rick Owens shoes
I'm Dracula, I'm twelve million years old
When I hit it from behind, the room smells like absolute michi
They said I wouldn't shit on 'em
I spread my cheeks and hit 'em with an absolute screamer
Lil' bro was emaciated, the Percs done ate lil' cuzzo ass up
These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed
As if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away
I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather
My Bottegas have veins pumpin' through them
Smoking indigenous Fronto Leaf in a bacon, egg, and cheese
Hashtag: "Le Chemin du Roi"
Eyes bloodshot, leanin' up against the wall
Beatin' off to my Chrome Hearts boots
Opps was talkin' crazy, shot 'em in the mouth
My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit, people will die
My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible
Slurpin' a quick-release Perc off the plate, like a pinto bean
I keep my Glock at the Vatican
She squirt on me, I love bein' covered in the chichi manga
They're sick in the head, they forgot I'm him
I'm the "Him-ulation", I am "Him Kardashian"
"Him-buktu", "Him-on and Pumba"
I got my DNA test back
Turns out I'm one-hundred percent "Him-alayan"
Fuck it, I ate the opp
She let me hit it
That gash sound like salmon roe
You ran off with the Diddy Kong
Triple espresso
Personal hot spot stim-gripper runts
There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula
Get shorty out of here, she's built like a Jay Electronica verse
Icewear Vezzo said it best
"I'm a mud baby, I can't stop"
I have more Percs than there are stars in the Leo Cluster
I'm claiming every corner, every block
Fuck it
I'm coming for every enzyme
Snorting dexie
Eating skate right out of the lake
Opp was sneak-dissing on the 'gram
Turned his city into Pompeii
These ain't no Mall-mains, you ugly bastard
They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart
For pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game
All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets
My Ducati leather trench coat bright red
I look like ten million crawdads fucking
That elite pussy turn me into a radical
I'm moving lucrative
I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba
Smoking that good schooby-doo waa
I'm fucked up in the crib listening to Trill Sammy
I'm on the Ivory Coast eating
Vermilion snapper
War is all I think about
I never been scared in my life jit
This shit ain't nothing to me, man
I need my percs!
I need my percs!
One perc is never enough (Yo!)
Popped a Brazillian butt berserker
And had that pussy screeching like a harpy eagle
[Growls]
I'm smoking that shit that makes the toes curl
I'm doing a lot of drugs, a lot!
Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert
For forty days and forty nights
With nothing but a pack of Newports
And a fifth of henny
I really do this shit
I'm starting to get real pissed off
What the fuck is Obamacare?
Hey Obama, I don't care about shit!
Look at this shit
I sold crack to myself
Spun around the block so many times
They thought it was fucking Minecraft
We smoking that Boomhauer
Choked his goofy ass out with a B.B. Simon belt
She wanted dick, but I gave her crack
I'm smoking lizard taint
Sniffing monkey
It's monkey monday, show me that monkey
[Screams]
I'm getting too much money!
I'm fucked up drinking a Chinese modelo
I'm smoking on that hush puppy limon
Broke boy wasn't balling enough
Welcome to the Guangdong Tigers
These Ferragamos are real, cunt
I got more sticks than a fucking forest
I have the blueprint to the catacombs
Popped four flim-flams at K.O.D.,
Came out with Hepatitis
This shit ain't nothing to me man!
I'll fucking kill you!
Smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the bone
The first time I smoked runts
I coughed so fucking hard
I started passing kidney stones
Then shat myself in front of the gang!
There was scat all over the pounds-
There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out
For the next thirty business days
I don't have any compassion for broke boys
Everybody has an asshole
Most people have dick and balls
Go outside and get a bag!
I knew the perc was fake
But I still ate it because I'm a gremlin
I'll air this bitch out like I shit in it
I took two limitless pills to limit myself
I got so much cheese in my pocket
They thought I was a fucking calzone
That pussy balder than Howie Mandel
Crash the Benz truck
Sip some mud
Everything felt alright
Popped a bean, now I wanna kill someone
Yeah, I drill with my mask off
I'm moving like Gilbert Arenas
Sniffing white phosphorus
The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets
But I'm on a god damn samurai pill!
I'm a real creature
I'll spin the block
Huffing spores
To see tomorrow's stock market
Lungs looking crazy
Rolling the old flesh cigar around your fingertips
Boy ran off with a Banjo-Kazooie
I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker
I got strands of RNA in my hookah
Every puff is an insult to God
The dust pack got me doing the third world stare
This zaza will give you a 2019
Alex Caruso hairline
Chopper small and sturdy
Built like Wilmer Valderrama
I let her hit the zaza just to buy her a bit more time
But all she wanted to do was fuck my brains out
Then euthanize herself
I hydrated the soot between her ass cheeks
And snorted that shit through my eyelids
Trackhawk sound like Game Seven
Yahoo!
I'll give you that fluoride stare
Pussy so tight I had to scissor her ass
This henny got me feeling crazy
This henny got me wanting the shit
This henny got me feeling like DDG
My bitch pussy fatter than Druski
Drank man, please!
I'm thirsty!
I'm ready, I'm trying to po' up
Drank man, please!
This henny making me want to go to the mall
And do something crazy
If Santa come down my chimney, I'm gon' fuck him
That's what my Hellcat sounds like
This shit ain't nothing to me, man! | |
pizzamachine
06.15.22 | Dickbutt is a good name | Josh D.
06.15.22 | please allow me to submit https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user_reviews.php?memberid=432499 | parksungjoon
06.15.22 |
Progmaster85 sup. Bizkit sucks. A lot. Too much for words. You shall realize that very soon.
December 15 06:58 PM | mindleviticus
06.15.22 | Idk any of them | parksungjoon
06.15.22 | same
i thought of putting that "im a better reviewer than anyone on this site" guy that had a breakdown recently but i guess his acc got nuked lol | alamo
06.15.22 | 5.0 classic
Mariah Carey Greatest Hits
Mariah Carey Butterfly
Mariah Carey Rainbow
Mariah Carey Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey Merry Christmas II You
Mariah Carey Glitter
Mariah Carey Me. I Am Mariah... The Elusive Chanteuse
Mariah Carey #1's
Mariah Carey #1 to Infinity
Mariah Carey Valentines
Mariah Carey The Remixes
Mariah Carey My All/Breakdown
Mariah Carey Caution
Mariah Carey can do better. What an amazing collection of eclectic contemporary R&B tracks! Some of them sounds sonically perfect for 2018.
Mariah Carey The Essential Mariah Carey | alamo
06.15.22 | 1.0 awful
Amorphis Queen of Time
Beach House 7
Gruff Rhys Babelsberg
John Carpenter Halloween (2018)
Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure
Spurv Myra
Suede The Blue Hour | parksungjoon
06.15.22 | 1.0 awful
Amorphis Queen of Time
based | JohnnyoftheWell
06.15.22 | "into dgd and coheed"
remove this pairing immediately and/or delete this list | parksungjoon
06.15.22 | ? | JohnnyoftheWell
06.15.22 | into cocteau twins and beach house
into the prodigy and pendulum
into the velvet underground and the strokes | parksungjoon
06.15.22 | i just think its funny that someone named TheOldestManAlive has those two recent bands 5d | parksungjoon
06.15.22 | theres a poop punk on the front page of rym im gnona have an aneurysm now bye | JohnnyoftheWell
06.15.22 | fugazi and brand new | parksungjoon
06.15.22 | added juan more | Mort.
06.15.22 | 'i just think its funny that someone named TheOldestManAlive has those two recent bands 5d'
they were about to tour together until the dgd allegations came out
poor old man was probably so hyped | deathschool
06.15.22 | Good job. Please keep up the work. | parksungjoon
06.16.22 | Thanks | Koris
06.16.22 | you forgot CockKnife69 and FlamingGorillaShits
Also, I'm gonna make a band called Scrotum-Flavored Beyblade now | Koris
06.16.22 | Nvm, looks like FlamingGorillaShits finally got deleted | Cimnele
06.16.22 | ? is this every sputnik user | CugnoBrasso
06.16.22 | you got me | parksungjoon
06.16.22 | ? | Koris
06.16.22 | !!! 💪🏻😏😁😆🤩 | rockarollacola
06.16.22 | of course | parksungjoon
06.20.22 | updated | Drifter
06.20.22 | who had a breakdown | parksungjoon
06.20.22 | i dont remember the name but it was in one of those post hardcore rapist news thread | someone
06.20.22 | im having breakdowns like twice a week
whatsuppp | MarsKid
06.20.22 | good list user parksungjoon | Drifter
06.21.22 | ive heard that genre is known breakdowns | parksungjoon
06.24.22 | updated | MarsKid
06.24.22 | rank me on your unranked list | parksungjoon
06.24.22 | n0 | MarsKid
06.24.22 | MOTHERFU-
Ok | parksungjoon
06.29.22 | updated | alamo
06.29.22 | TheCock
I am not a faggot | alamo
06.29.22 | TheCock has not rated any albums yet | ffs
06.29.22 | finally some good users around here | sixdegrees
09.24.22 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/pewdiepie | Minortimbo12
09.24.22 | where me is | parksungjoon
04.29.23 | added one
check the shoutbox for meltdown | Havey
04.29.23 | inverse cyclotron still going strong | mindleviticus
05.01.23 | man I do not F with any of these suckas | mindleviticus
05.01.23 | jk ily all | Pikazilla
05.01.23 | So i was enjoying my time with this site since september, compiled some useful lists, added whole discographies to get banned without any warning , how in any shape, color or a form this can be considered normal?! Your UI is b, I believe it is called usenet. Not clear how it all function, admin crowd, even cut off all the communication without letting me explai, like I am a Guantanomo convict of sorts. With such amount of, but they prefer to shoot anyone on sight. Since you hate me , consider deleting my account forever. I am migrating to RYM, since it is a RYM clone. | DocSportello
05.01.23 | You even cut off all the communication without letting me explain myself - like I am a Guantanomo convict of sorts. With such amount of moderators this site can make it own PMC, but they prefer to shoot anyone on sight. Since you hate me here so much, consider deleting my account forever. I am migrating to RYM, since it is a RYM clone. https://youtu.be/FK5UFZlI4x0?t=160
| alamo
05.02.23 | you cut our ropes left the umbilical and now I carry around this weight of broken hope and I can’t retrace and I lost my hold and blame myself 'cause that is all I’ve ever known | parksungjoon
03.20.24 | true answers only |
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