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| my FAVouRiTE LYRICS!!!
YEAH | 1 | | Tool Lateralus
I know the penis will fit 'cause I pushed it all the way
6 inches girth and longer still. fun to wear a spiked cock ring
Double dildos juxtaposed will set two lovers holes in motion
Ejaculating as it goes testing our cummunication
The cock that fucked our asses then has filled the hole between us so
We cannot seem to reach climax crippling our sacred taints | 2 | | Charlie Puth Nine Track Mind
Let's all be gay and drink our cum
You got the penis that I want
Just like I saw on kink.com
Please fill my ass, with a double-ended spiked strap-on | 3 | | Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Never paid for any sex
The gloryholes are always free
A cock that fucked my broken ass with all that it could
Fucked your ass so carelessly
Jizzed beyond what others see
Tried to plug your impending shart with all that I could
Are you gay?
Will you stay gay forever?
How do I live without the gloryhole?
I still fuck the asses of the men I loved
Sucking dick always on my mind
I fucked your ass a lot but you say you're not gay | 4 | | Phillip Phillips The World from the Side of the Moon
Hold on to me as I cum
As we fuck in this unfamiliar bed
And although it's gay, let me see if your dicks long
Just know we're both homo
'Cause I'm gonna squirt right down your throat
Swallow down, it'll all be clear
Don't pay no mind to the semen
As I fill you with cum
The bubbles - they might make you burp
If you suck cock, you can always get laid | 5 | | Lil Mariko Lil Mariko
This bitch love catboys (meow, meow, meow)
Catboys, baby (nya nya nya nya)
Let me see that ass, boy (ooh)
I'm catboy crazy (psycho)
I got fucking toys for my kitty boys
Bow down to me, little shit (meow)
Make a fucking noise on my pretty boys
Put on the maid outfit (bitch)
Peg a simp with a Glock (fuck up his butt)
He like me on top (yeah)
He ready to pop (oops)
Catboy don't stop (go)
Pushy, finger in his bussy (oops) No?
Pussy, give me that catboy tushy (woo)
Nah, you can't fertilize this egg (birth control)
Nah, turn around, get pegged
Don't worry, I'll be gentle
Just remember to relax and breathe, okay?
Ready? One, two, three! | |
Sinternet
02.09.22 | what are your faaaaavourite lyrics gang? | Dedes
02.09.22 | This is like
The apex of my 6th grade comedy
Shame on you and your deplorability | Sinternet
02.09.22 | idk those lyrics they sound tight though | Drifter
02.09.22 | sus | SitarHero
02.09.22 | sure, i will admit to glass houses and all that, and i do cringe fairly often when i come across old posts of mine to be honest. in my defence, I was a tryhard angsty mess then, and so seeing the same kinda thing now from other people just reminds me of that. i'm not talking really about little baby boys who need their bananas mushy like colton though, that's just part of growing up and being a cringy young adult. it more irks me when i see it from people who are a lot older and for some reason thinks it looks cool? i struggle to really get the reason | Sinternet
02.09.22 | credit robertsona for number 4! great pick! | Dedes
02.09.22 | Thank you robertsona
Man I envy the ability to laugh at the word cocktail
If only I could experience such simple joys | Snake.
02.09.22 | did the man who invented sex have sex? | Sinternet
02.09.22 | i am reliably informed the answer is yes | JohnnyoftheWell
02.09.22 | catboys | Sinternet
02.09.22 | HOT DOG EATING CONTEST!! | JohnnyoftheWell
02.09.22 | it's dare | Casavir
02.09.22 | I should do a non-meme version of this. | JohnnyoftheWell
02.09.22 | not sure that's possible | widowslaugh123
02.09.22 | What even is humor anymore | Sinternet
02.09.22 | party like its still 2007 | rockarollacola
02.09.22 | Good list. Solid choices | Sinternet
02.09.22 | OK JOHNNY YOU CAn feature now | Pikazilla
02.09.22 | The fanboys speak but might as well be castrated
Oh, Sponce gurgles cum as he sings loud
The ones who have the brain capacity of dumb poultry
Are the ones Periphery stans will always be | Sinternet
02.09.22 | that really made me think thank you | Pikazilla
02.09.22 | His eyes are locked on boobs
Her eyes are fixed on dick
He's half-erect
But he's not aware
She's already scared
| Flugmorph
02.09.22 | very cool list | Sinternet
02.09.22 | dont like that one straight people are a mistake | Flugmorph
02.09.22 | classic pika ruining everything | Pikazilla
02.09.22 | classic flug malding non stop | Pikazilla
02.09.22 | And I fall
Into your open ass
Soundly embraced here
Okay that was very low effort
| JohnnyoftheWell
02.09.22 | great update | JKing92
02.10.22 | Best thread ever. | Sinternet
02.10.22 | thanks for the support! | Storm In A Teacup
02.10.22 | Is this also the future of new wave British indie folk glam? | combustion07
02.10.22 | Too legit 2 quit | neekafat
02.11.22 | Johnny if you featured this I swear to god | JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.22 | my FAVouRiTE COLDPLAY ALbms!!!!!
| Sinternet
02.11.22 | purrrr | alamo
02.13.22 | Nah, you can't fertilize this egg (birth control)
| parksungjoon
05.24.22 | its actually "i know the piss is fit" | sneakers
06.14.23 | was hoping this was real |
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