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not saying lol anymore

I have decided that I will no longer be saying "lol" when engaging in music Discourse on website sputnikmusic.com. This is for the following reasons
1sweet trip
You Will Never Know Why


It's slang from like 2005 and it's 2021. I'm not getting any younger and I need to distance myself from traits that will speed up my inevitable descent into Boomerhood. If I said it on MSN in grade 3 I probably don't need to be saying it now
2talking heads
More Songs About Buildings and Food


It feels weird when you're going back and forth with someone and you feel this obligation to sprinkle in an lol in every comment to maintain a sufficiently lighthearted tone. Where will it end? The answer is nowhere, it just goes on forever. Just lol'ing incessantly over and over when in reality you're lucky if I even shot a gust of air through my nose
3cocteau twins
love's easy tears


It detracts from the thick layer of sardonic wit and detached apathy I have spent my whole life trying to attain. How am I supposed to come across as cooler than everyone else on the site if I'm acknowledging that you guys are funny?
4beach house
bloom


It's hard to figure out the optimal placement of a lol within a sentence. Nobody knows if it should be at the beginning, in the middle, or at the very end. Or maybe you leave a comment, and then hit enter twice and drop a lol beneath it. It's too stressful trying to decide. I don't need that in my life right now
5janelle monae
The ArchAndroid


as of now my lol usage on discord will not be affected.
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