|UserReviews 5Approval 95%Soundoffs 22Album Ratings 1667Objectivity 70%Last Active 04-13-21 1:48 pmJoined 10-10-20Forum Posts 19Review Comments 5,122
|👀 Octo's Murder-Mystery Rating Party 👀|
celebrating a number of comments and ratings whose synchronicity simply can't be ignored, inspired in part by johnny's steadfast investigative series
1502 ratings... 1 + 5 + 02 = 8
4435 comments... (4+4) & (3+5)...both equal 8.......
It can't all be a coincidence...it just can't....
Chapter 08. You can call me Octo. My real name is Norma. Norma L. Octagon. What you've read so far is not the whole truth. Much has been changed to protect the innocent... and the guilty. I once read that the only philosophical question that matters is whether or not to shitpost. I guess that makes me a sputniker.
You can say it was my eclectic music taste. After my twin's death, my line segments couldn't cope. She didn't leave a rating... just a number. That number followed me from plane to plane, till college when I met her: Lois Griffiths. I thought she'd help me forget my twin's number.
It was a mistake to think I could escape it. I loved her. And I thought she loved me. Until the number returned to haunt me. That f***ing number... When I circled every 8th letter of her soundoff...it became clear.
The number had gone after me. And now it wanted Lois. I was right. She was in danger. I just didn't realize the danger was me. What began as a troll rating, turned into something more. Much, much more.
|Thank you for coming to Octo's Murder-Mystery Rating Party where we are celebrating the numerologically significant quantity of ratings and comments of the user normaloctagon. |
Please feel free to say hello, rec an album (always looking for geometry-themed bands/records), and most importantly keep norma company as they stew in paranoia.......
|Am I a suspect|
|Ok johnnyofthewell |
|781 ratings: 7 + 8 + 1 = 16|
2124 comments (before this one): 2 * 1 * 2 * 4 = 16
|who threw Johnny in the Well?|
|Norma, you are suspisciously well known for such a fresh new account and I for one have many questions.|
|someone left a note under my door, something about eggmoons, or moondogs.. cant make out the handwriting.. |
but what i do know for sure is both those words have 8 letters 👀
|slander! i don't even know where you live.|
but you very well know where i do. you could have taken some piece of my writing whilst leeching off of my hospitability and forged that scribble.
|Don't you bring my cat into this |
|This is giving me Uzumaki vibes. That story was written by Junji Ito, whose name has 8 letters. Coincidence?|
|Octo 8 their twin in the womb|
'CUS I'M SO FUCKING SICK
OF ALL YOU SICK
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus m/
|What a coinkydink|
|u 8 2 c it|