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Leaving Sputnik

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10U2
360° at the Rose Bowl

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=73083&memberid=425320

Bungy - Leaving Sputnik - 2011

"to pursue hammerhead shark career. if survive will return"

Did they return? - Yes
Notable comment - SeaAnemone - "if you don't achieve your hammerhead shark career don't bother coming back loser"

Imagine the arrogance needed for a person to name a list which tries to bait people into thinking that they were genuinely leaving sput. Pish.
9U2
Zoo TV: Live from Sydney

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=568772

NWOAHM666 - This Site Sucks!!!!!!!!!!11 Leaving Now!!!!11 - 2012

"THIS SITE SUCKS!!!!!11 IT DIDN'T EVEN LET ME CHANGE MY PICC!!!!!11 I'M TIRED OF ALL YOU "TREU METAL" FANS!!!!!11 Y DON'T U LET THE NU METAL FANS BE????? I'M LEAVING THIS STUPID SITE AND ITS STUPID USERS!!!!!!!!!!11"
"GOODBYE IDIOTS I KNOW NONE OF U WILL MISS ME"

Did they return? - no
Notable comment - Cygnati - "no one will miss you"

Was it an alt, was it not? Who knows. The impression NWOAHM666 left on the site in their one year of existence, 42% approval rate and one slayer ranked list cannot be understated. Goodbye, sweet prince.
8U2
Hasta la Vista Baby! U2 Live from Mexico City

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=173021

BeneaththeDarkOcean - Sputnik Sucks, Bye Guys - 2017

"This website is cancer, and so are the majority of its users. List below is terrible users."

Did they return? - No
Notable comment - Flugmorph - "who are you"

In this list, sowing is referred to as being 'hipster trash'. Of this, the verdict is still out.
7U2
Songs of Experience

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=429291

Parallels - bye sputnik - 2016

"yeah no http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?mode=1&listid=167323 i said id leave so ok"

Did they return? - Yes
Notable comment - KILL - "bye idiot"

With 8000 comments and a 7 year existence, this list hits particularly close to home. This could have been any of the sput bros. Plus, you have to commend the fact that they truly did depart for goo - oh, wait, no. They returned.
6U2
Songs of Innocence

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=428757&listid=53190

Enotron - Possibly leaving, but not quite sure - 2010

"Going away for a week. may or may not have internet connection. if not, i'll see you dudes in a bit. i've been listening to lots of post-hardcore : )"

Did they return? - yes
Notable comment - NEVERfade - "I didn't even know you existed"

A similar issue exists with this, as with the #10 list. However, the comments section more than makes up for the foolish ATTENTION seeking. It includes the word cunt being thrown around like this is some sort of secular music forum, plus it includes a 2010 version of sowing that has yet to have even heard of The Republic of Wolves.
5U2
October

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=974668&listid=116594

mynameisdarthchann - So Im Leaving Sputnik - 2013

"after a night of being unable to sleep, staring up into the stars and thinking about mortality itself, i have come to the conclusion that i am going to have to leave sputnik. I'm gonna start getting lots of work that actually means something to my life (Exams and stuff that if I do well in I get a good score to get to a good college etc. Australian stuff) otherwise known as VCE, and spending 4 hours a day on Sputnik is really a poor thing for productivity.[...]

Did they return? - no
Notable comment - Cygnatti - "I was actually planning on doing something like this for a while." (this evidently did not happen)

This one had me kind of confused because is this chan? Man idk im out of touch. rest in peace. Stuck to their word.
4U2
How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?mode=1&listid=194065#comments

BigglesteinsAlt of former Jeffrey fame - BIGGLESTEINS FINAL MESSAGE - 2020

Did they return? - no
Notable Comment - BigglesteinAlt - "also the friend who recommended me the site was joeman82" - this was ignored lmao

The most recent departure from our very own music forum is one of the more memorable ones. A contentious figure at best of times, known for surviving many a shitpost review and having a fan club? (idk i didn't really follow it that well) - they made a wiki!
His legacy hangs on a thread depending on whether he delivers on the documentary he promised us, it isn't looking likely.
3U2
Under A Blood Red Sky

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=728950&listid=155039

KrazyKris - Leaving Sputnik - 2015

"Don't know, kind of crossed a line yesterday in that discussion that I foolishly didn't see coming and that once again made me appear pretty crazy and I've done enough of that already.[...]"

Did they return? - yes
Notable comment - Muisc4Life26 - "is blink-182 metalcore?"

This one is actually quite personal, and so I feel kinda bad even including it. But, it is a necessary for the relevance of this list because it stands as the only heartfelt departure I could find. Kris had grown tired of the constanst angst which consumed Sput, and who could blame the guy. They had reached the end of the websites finite enjoyment.
Plus, they returned within 6 months.
2U2
Achtung Baby

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=184534

SandblastedSkin - I'm leaving sputnik music - 2018

"you guys are really mean"

Did they return? - no
Notable comment - Minushuman24 - 'but i love you'

In their 34 comments and 14 ratings on sputnikmusic dot com, mr blastedskin had formed a legacy even Hawks could look up to.
1U2
The Joshua Tree

https://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=247727

markhendrix - Goodbye. - 2004

"Well, i guess its "yo" for the last time - as youve probably guessed, im leaving.
Thank You (in no specific order):"

Mark then proceed to name more members than have ever existed on the forum.

Did they return? - no (?)
Notable comment - Holyed- "we've had some entertaining yahoo jams in the short time ive known you on here."

This is it, the magnum opus of leaving sput. Not only did mark have the based foresight to name himself in only lowercase letters, he also made a leaving list where no one proceeded to tell him to kill himself or that no one cares. Whether this means that the sput-forums are a nicer place than the main site, I do not know. It is kinda beautiful in a way that people felt a strong enough attachment to sput back in 04' that they'd announce their leaving, showing the longevity of this god damn music website.
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