Ryus
02.18.21 | i will be taking suggestions |
sixdegrees
02.18.21 | 1. Jerry’s underage gf |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | jerry is worst tbh |
evilford
02.18.21 | Agreed |
Ryus
02.18.21 | ""1. Jerry’s underage gf"
you wouldnt understand the nuances of their relationship |
Ryus
02.18.21 | and yeah jerry is pretty weak but i felt compelled to rank the main 4 first
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | they should do a seinfeld reunion except larry david plays everyone |
Ryus
02.18.21 | both great suggestions |
unclereich
02.18.21 | I got to focus on shifting into soup mode bum dum dum dum bum bum |
ArsMoriendi
02.18.21 | As long as George is 1 and Elaine is 2, I'm happy
Good list |
Emim
02.18.21 | Bob Sacamano is #1 |
sonictheplumber
02.18.21 | Jerry is the straight man. Yall wouldn't know nothin about that though lmao |
Ryus
02.18.21 | jerry doesnt suck because hes the straight man
he sucks because hes a garbage actor |
sonictheplumber
02.18.21 | Growing up is thinking ya ass Kramer then realizing you george lmao |
sonictheplumber
02.18.21 | Alright who do you want up there? Dane cook? |
Ryus
02.18.21 | larry david |
hel9000
02.18.21 | I love Jerry, and how little of a shit he seems to give about his friends. He’s such a sarcastic ass to them all the time. But yeah George and Elaine reign supreme, I especially like their workplace storylines |
hel9000
02.18.21 | Also Mike for worst character/performance |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.18.21 | "jerry doesnt suck because hes the straight man
he sucks because hes a garbage actor"
and because he's not funny |
Ryus
02.18.21 | i think a lot of that comes down to performance honestly. his standup is dogshit though for sure. larry david is the reason why the show is good
"Also Mike for worst character/performance "
who tf is mike |
hel9000
02.18.21 | Bald guy with glasses who called Jerry a phony, and later had the thumb in trunk thing. Never found the guy remotely funny. |
unclereich
02.18.21 | Which is jerry |
Emim
02.18.21 | Jerry lends kind of a surreal aspect to the show where his minor character breaks butt up against how straight the rest of the cast plays it. I love it. But Seinfeld is also my favorite series hands down. |
claygurnz
02.18.21 | George is the best imo. Really like the show but Curb is much funnier. |
EoinCofa
02.19.21 | Joe Davola
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Ryus
02.19.21 | oh yeah hes cool too
"George is the best imo. Really like the show but Curb is much funnier."
never seen curb because im lazy but im sure i would like it |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | pretty good but i'd put jerry lower and Frank is top 3 for me fasho |
Spec
02.19.21 | we're not counting characters that only appeared in one episode right? |
Spec
02.19.21 | also jerry is worst agreed but he got a lot funnier when i realized his character is is breaking constantly because his character is literally laughing at his friends misfortunes and not because he's a bad actor (maybe he is a bad actor but you know what i mean he's SUPPOSED to do that) |
Spec
02.19.21 | and just throwing this out there, jack fucking klompus |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | newman |
Spec
02.19.21 | newman is already listed cunt |
Ryus
02.19.21 | "pretty good but i'd put jerry lower and Frank is top 3 for me fasho"
yea i wanted to put the main 4 first.
i saw jerry stiller in a coffeeshop one time. he was very kind. big rip |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | fucking jackie chiles man |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | o dang im tired |
Emim
02.19.21 | Who told you to put the balm on? |
Spec
02.19.21 | o damn thats a big one too |
Spec
02.19.21 | kenny bania too |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | bania is annoying af but kinda funny sometimes |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "your face is my case"
"do you even know what a balm is?"
"it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!" |
Ryus
02.19.21 | bania is the most hatable but hes pretty entertaining. dont think hes deserving of a top 10 spot |
Spec
02.19.21 | the fact he's so annoying is what makes him funny to me. he brings out some great jerry moments. |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "rugged? the man's a goblin!" |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | that's gold, jerry! gold! |
Spec
02.19.21 | bob saccamano is great too even though he never actually appears |
Ryus
02.19.21 | i dont trust anyone who says kramer > george |
Spec
02.19.21 | george is god tier |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | btw one of the all time great scenes is the one where elaine and kramer are trying to decide what ridiculous scenarios to "pull the plug" on and that hilariously deadpan guy is reading them out |
Spec
02.19.21 | oshit
best seinfeld scenes list next? |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "artistic integrity, wh... wh... where did you come up with that?! you're not artistic and you have no integrity!" |
Rowhaus
02.19.21 | where the hell is Jackie Chiles? This list is egregious, outrageous, preposterous! |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | this is a generic one but one of my fav scenes is george trying to explain to the firemen why he trampled over kids and geriatrics during a fire |
Spec
02.19.21 | "Jerry these are load bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!' |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | "seemingly....seemingly, to the untrained eye" |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | end of the marine biologist monologue will always be a GOAT one |
Spec
02.19.21 | there's one scene where george says "aren't those the guys who go crazy and shoot up the office?" (something like that about newmans job). and the way newman replies "sometimes" is one of my favourite parts of the entire series. |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "is anything the matter here, postal employee newman?" |
Spec
02.19.21 | let me tell you something about zip codes..... they're meaningless |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "MY BOYS CAN SWIM!" |
Rowhaus
02.19.21 | "Here's to feeling good all the time"
One of my favorite quotes ever. Glad to see some Seinfeld love here. |
Spec
02.19.21 | gotta do it......... I WAS IN THE POOOOOOOOOOL |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "is there a pinkish hue?"
"a pinkish hue?!"
"you know... a rosy glow"
"... there's a hue..." |
Spec
02.19.21 | it shrinks? LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "thick lustrous hair is very important to me"
-george |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | IM GOING WITH JERK STORE! JERK STORE IS THE LINE |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | JERK STORE |
Spec
02.19.21 | what about when elaine and putty are in the priests office and he tells them they're both going to hell and does the devils horns with elaine??? |
Spec
02.19.21 | "thick lustrous hair is very important to me"
-george
lmao forgot about that banger |
Rowan5215
02.19.21 | Frank is the best by far y'all dumb
AND AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "for i am costanza, lord of the idiots..." |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | SERENITY NOW! |
Spec
02.19.21 | let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. the rooster goes with the chicken. so who's having sex with the hen? |
Ryus
02.19.21 | lol thats a good one i completely forgot about spec |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | you're giving me the it's not you, it's me routine? i invented the it's not you, it's me routine. no one tells me it's them and not me. IF IT'S ANYONE, IT'S ME! |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "i'll handle this violet, why don't you take your three hour break?" |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | you get a few of these pig-men walkin around, suddenly im lookin a lot better |
Rowhaus
02.19.21 | Look George, relax. Just because they look alike doesn’t mean you’re secretly in love with Jerry. |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/u_GaVKxckCVJvtTLd4As6v7YD6M/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2014/07/02/996/n/1922283/42631221c3c39d56_izGwyrdnZLepg/i/When-Kramer-Gets-Blinded-Light.gif |
Emim
02.19.21 | At that moment a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you, Jerry, at that moment, I was a marine biologist. |
Ryus
02.19.21 | yea thats a classic episode for sure |
EyesWideShut
02.19.21 | Jackie Chiles is a must |
hal1ax
02.19.21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bBpakGmFXU&ab_channel=QUICKTOU |
rage11111ro
02.19.21 | 1 is 1 for sure, but Jerry should be 2nd |
SmashIsTheWay94
02.19.21 | I'd definitely have Frank higher if we're not just putting the main 4 at the top. I swear he just owns every scene he's in. RIP Jerry Stiller
KRUGER, YOU COULDN'T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF YOU HAD A HOT DATE WITH A BABE...I lost my train of thought |
Rowhaus
02.19.21 | Nobody's touching my feet |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bBpakGmFXU&ab_channel=QUICKTOU"
lmao yes
"now you listen to me" |
Trebor.
02.19.21 | Elaine, you're not getting it
He posted a soy wojak right after my post
He's implying that I'M the soy wojak |
ShadowRemains
02.19.21 | THE SEA WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS, LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SEND BACK SOUP AT A DELI |
Ryus
02.19.21 | https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B50l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view |
SmashIsTheWay94
02.19.21 | JERRY
Kramer, he just crashed a plane into
the World Trade Center! He slit the
pilots’ throats with a box-cutter!
KRAMER
Not “a” box-cutter - MY box-cutter. He
borrowed it last week!
lmao |
Ryus
02.19.21 | he nailed the personalities and dialogue. i can totally see the scenes in my mind |
ReturnToRock
02.19.21 | 3 is 1
1 is 2
2 is way too high. |
Ryus
02.19.21 | i dont trust anyone who says kramer > george [2] |
ReturnToRock
02.19.21 | They're pretty even but I've always just found Kramer's breathless, anxious, manic randomness funnier than George's breathless, anxious, manic OCD. |
MO
02.19.21 | puddy should be way higher he's a gem |
Rowhaus
02.19.21 | high five |
FadedSun
02.19.21 | "and because he's not funny"
They poke fun at this on the show constantly, though. It's not like it's a stab at the guy. He makes fun of himself. The scene where he's dating George's ex with the Southern accent, and he asks her why she didn't want to date anymore, and she's like 'It's your act...it just wasn't funny. I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do' |
EyesWideShut
02.20.21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGmU-noX2g4&ab_channel=ChaosClips
Ok ready to go ?
LETS GET IT ON !!!! |
Ryus
02.20.21 | gotta support the team |
makingprogress22
05.29.21 | i found out yesterday that george is the same actor as DUCKMAN |
hel9000
05.29.21 | WORLDS ARE COLLIDING |
MO
05.29.21 | "i found out yesterday that george is the same actor as DUCKMAN"
fuck yea, duckman is insanely underrated and was way ahead of its time |
Ryus
05.29.21 | jason alexander is a great actor, kinda a shame he hasnt been in a ton of stuff since seinfeld |
