JefferyBigglestein
Jeffery J. Bigglestein
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THEY TRYNA SILENCE ME!!!

THEY REMOVED MY CONVERGE REVIEW THAT HAD 10 POS'S BECAUSE MARSKID GOT MAD THAT I BEAT HIM IN A CYBER BATTLE! THEYRE TRYNA CENSOR THE BIGGLE BOYS SO IM GONNA PUT THE CONVERGE REVIEW IN A LIST! BIGGLEBOYS ATTACK!!!!!!!
1Converge
Jane Doe


It’s no wonder why metalcore fans are loser neckbeard virgins. Who would want to have sex to music that sounds like it was recorded in a hurricane? At least 1000 gecs is a stupid product of its time that will be forgotten 5 years, but apparently Jane Doe by Converge is a hallmark of its genre. The lead vocalist sounds like if Mickey Mouse got his balls caught in a blender. The production on this record is so unbelievably bad, I’m 99% sure this album was mixed using windows vista movie maker but fans of the genre will just tell me “you just don’t get it its meant to be raw the poor production is an intentional flaw”. Ok eating a cow while its still alive is raw but that doesn’t make it good for you. Making something shit on purpose doesn’t make it less shit either. When your lead singer sounds like a dial-up modem that means your album needs some kind of filter or post-production revision and there clearly is no regard for that here. I don’t even mind the rough and violent instrumentals
2Converge
Jane Doe


Holy shit the vaporwave I made on a pirated bootleg’d fl studio when I was 14 has higher production value than this.
3Converge
Jane Doe


In conclusion, Jane Doe is the musical equivalent of a sinternet comment. It’s published without any thought or proofreading and the content itself gives people aneurysms. However I would rather listen to this than a j cole or noname because this project doesn’t try to make some pretentious or annoying “statement”. There is a serious energy and ferocity present but it’s too bad that the album itself sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks on black tar heroin. Seriously guys THIS is what you rec me? You know im not a heavy metal music listener. I like good serious music like mac miller. Now I indulge in system of a down from time to time, but that’s because they’re unique, charismatic, passionate, listenable, arab, talented, and their tracks are mixed well enough that I don’t have a seizure trying to listen to the music. Jane Doe is definitely not halal and not real music. If you want to listen to REAL music listen to the beatles or rush. Specifically the first rush album it was their best
4Converge
Jane Doe


If you want to listen to REAL music listen to the beatles or rush. Specifically the first rush album it was their best one. Also beatles for sale and mccarthy 2 are underrated and abbey road is mid. 2/5.
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