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Pizzas Ranked

Frozen and Take Out

This is no ones first choice when it comes to frozen pizza, it always gets fuckin glued onto that little sheet thing on the bottom when you microwave it and no matter what you do shit always came out kinda soggy. sucks dick almsot
11Jeromes Dream

California Pizza
I've been to an actual location like once, but I;ve had the frozen stuff a few times and tbh its kinda just... bland. idk man, it doesnt do much for me. no flavir
10The Sound That Ends Creation
Music Designed To Give You Ideas...

Totinos Party Pizza
Honestly, its like a weaker Tony's. I like that its a single serve size and that its like the cheapest option here but other than that it whatever.

Pizza Hut
Might be a controversial choice to have this ranked so low, in fact i do like this place a good bit. Its just that for as long as I can remember any time I get some of this i get the shits real bad. idk if its me or what. i do like their sauce
8How Scandinavian
The Kinch Service

Some Local Place That Used To Of Been Next Door To Me
I think it was called Vince's or some shit, idk. like i said that place was right down the street so my mom would just pick a pizza up on our way home from school and that shit was fuckin GREASY like god damn you bought a pizza and it came with a drink too. But that shit was fuckin HUGE one pizza fed the whole family. Tbh part of the reason its so higher in the list is because i have a lot of good memories with it, like not waiting for it to cool down and choking on a burning hot chunk of cheese or my dad yelling at my lil bro for putting "Penis" as his character name in Legend of Zelda while eating a slice. Good times
The Beginning of All Things to End

Pizza Rev
So next door to my work theres this place called Pizza Rev thats basically like subway but for pizza, you go in and tell them what kind of cheese and toppings anmd shit and they make a custome pizza for you. For some reason we get this neighbordeal which is pretty cool so i go there sometimes for lunch. its whatever and the cheese kinda ends up being gooey but you know whatever they get points
6Linkin Park

A classic from my youth, even if it doesnt really compete with others i will still hold this near and dear to my heart. Plus its one of the cheaper frozen options out there.
5Today Is The Day
Sadness WIll Prevail

Wild Mike
This shit is like a ghost, walmart used to stock these all the time and i would grab one and some mountain dew or gatoraide on my way home to work to cook while i binge workaholics. Thick crust and dope ass sauce, even came with stickers, but then they just dissappeared one day like wtf. reason why i made this list
4Christoph De Babalon
The Haunting Past of Christoph de Babalon, Vol. II

Red Barron
A frozen brand that doesnt get enough recognition, particularly the brick oven series because that crust is the bomb. nice and crispy and a little buttery even. Meaty pepperonis as fuck
Take A Look In The Mirror

I never understood why everyone seems to shit on this place. I'm 90% sure the whole "we got better" ad campaign they had a couple years back was made up, because even before that I always thought they were fine and that i never heard much in the way of critisicm from others. The crust is always the best part because they season the fuck out of it, like i look forward to getting to it.
Around The Fur

A classic thats well-recieved by everyone, and for good reason. Very rich and juicy without being pure grease. The crust always comes out nice and crispy even when you fuck up and undercook it. Dope cheeze. Not much more to say even
1Local H
Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles?

Little Ceaser's
Everyone tells me, "come on that place sucks you'd only go there if your broke." This is a flat faced lie. I grew up on this shits and it gave me a stomache of steel. Yeah, the actual stores get crowded as fuck, and yeah, they often take forever to make your 1 pepperoni pizza, but its always worth it in the end. Little Ceaser's is like your pet golden retriever who you had since you were a kid and since she was a puppy: While they may be pretty dumb, they're the most loyal friend tyou could ever have. The underdog of take out.
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