Ryus: revive sput 2020 | Sputnikmusic

Ryus 07.16.20	let me know
Jots 07.16.20	I’ll review a couple musique concrete albums and maybe something with drums in it too, should solve our woes
Ryus 07.16.20	thanks johnny for your indispensable service
Jots 07.16.20	np see u in a year
ArsMoriendi 07.16.20	Secretly advertize it somewhere where a bunch of music nerds will see it so we get a larger userbase?
ChoccyPhilly 07.16.20	plug.dj
Ryus 07.16.20	rip plug
YoYoMancuso 07.16.20	more polka
MotokoKusanagi 07.16.20	didn't realize Vril had a new release, on it!!
Satellite 07.16.20	bring back image posting
someone 07.16.20	"Secretly advertize it somewhere where a bunch of music nerds will see it so we get a larger userbase?" Fantano videos
porcupinetheater 07.16.20	Sputnikmusic.org
Ryus 07.16.20	all good ideas @motoko its really good man
Sinternet 07.16.20	resident advisor comments section oh wait
Colton 07.16.20	But Sput loves Carly. As they should
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	Sputnik loves their white as milk vanilla latte basic pop stars
Asdfp277 07.16.20	stanning miranda cosgrove
Colton 07.16.20	Carly makes some of the most complex and intricate music of the 21st century
Asdfp277 07.16.20	she does
dedex 07.16.20	nuke rym
sixdegrees 07.16.20	promote jeffery bigglestein to mod
dedex 07.16.20	give site ownership to jeffery
sixdegrees 07.16.20	^
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 07.16.20	put me on tv ill get it do e
Asdfp277 07.16.20	make opeth release albums more often
Asdfp277 07.16.20	and tool
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	Carly doesnt even make music so thats impossible
ArsMoriendi 07.16.20	Carly Charli Bob Marley Chris Farley Uhhhhhh... Gnarly
Asdfp277 07.16.20	ah
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	Gnarls Barkley would have been the obvious next step
Feather 07.16.20	Nifty phone app
dedex 07.16.20	> Nifty phone app ahrd
Allergist 07.16.20	Bring back Black Malachite
StormChaser 07.16.20	this thread is kinda proof how we're beyond saving
Mort. 07.16.20	bring back all the good users
JayEnder 07.16.20	"Nifty phone app" YES. This site blows on mobile.
Ryus 07.16.20	"Bring back Black Malachite" and "bring back all the good users" are the same suggestion
Allergist 07.16.20	This site just hasn't been the same since Snide left. I miss his verbose lists about mundane topics as if we all cared. I miss his unusual opinions. I miss the Wikipedia page he made on himself, but was later edited by other people to say he had a glue-sniffing addiction and was a failed professional soccer player. I miss him.
Mort. 07.16.20	becuz no money
Feather 07.16.20	honestly, only spookyghostfriend could save this site now
Ryus 07.16.20	or headphones
Colton 07.16.20	Pots you've clearly never painted over someone's fake Mona Lisa
rodrigo90 07.16.20	I wouldn't consider curve, SHOEGAZE. From cuckoo onwards they became more like electronica-post punk
Feather 07.16.20	Maybe someone could apply for a bailout from the US govt for COVID relief of some sort?
Ryus 07.16.20	@rodri doppelganger is def shoegaze/alt rock
Satellite 07.16.20	snide's time here was the low point of sputnik's history.
dedex 07.16.20	Doppelganger bangs hard btw
Ryus 07.16.20	yea horror head is an absolute classic
Sinternet 07.16.20	bring back my wigga futures rip tumor got him
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	"Pots you've clearly never painted over someone's fake Mona Lisa" I actually do have a fake Mona Lisa in my house that I have personally vandalized
ConcubinaryCode 07.16.20	Bring back KILL and sonic
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	sonic is here
theBoneyKing 07.16.20	Bring back AngryLittleAlchemist for the memes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	he is also here
Mort. 07.16.20	bring back decay
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	who
Mort. 07.16.20	youre too much of a newbie to remember him pots, im talkin real ogs here
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	sounds sus
Ryus 07.16.20	i'd be remiss not to mention that a verm resurgence would certainly do the job of reviving the site
Satellite 07.16.20	permaban everyone who joined after 2010
Ryus 07.16.20	convenient cutoff for you there eh buddy?
Satellite 07.16.20	permaban everyone who joined after may 2009
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.16.20	seems reasonable
Satellite 07.16.20	i just remembered the redsky "userbase elimination" fiasco.
Greyvy 07.17.20	bring spookynewghostfriend back
Emim 07.17.20	"Fantano videos" please god no
Emim 07.17.20	But honestly making this site not run like absolute buttcheeks on mobile would probably help out a lot.
Source 07.17.20	i'm sure band photos would revive all the washed up users
neekafat 07.17.20	"making this site not run like absolute buttcheeks on mobile would probably help out a lot." [2]
Ryus 07.17.20	bring back musical neighbors
Mort. 07.17.20	what was muscial neighbours and why do i feel like it was a thing while ive been here also 'I'm sure band photos would revive all the washed up users' damn had actually forgotten we used to have that
Ryus 07.17.20	it was a list of users on your profile who had similar taste
Satellite 07.17.20	@mort each user's profile page would display a list of 5 or so users with similar tastes based on their ratings. it wasn't perfect and a lot of ppl would end up paired with the same dozen or so users. can't remember when the feature was removed but i want to say 2013-ish. edit: what ryus said
Ryus 07.17.20	and @mort i'm not sure when they took it off, but it was probably 2012-13?
Satellite 07.17.20	yeah that sounds right to me. around the time the genre tag feature was added.
Mort. 07.17.20	yeh well i joined 2013 so would make sense for me to only just remember it if it got taken off around then.
Deathconscious 07.17.20	i love 15, i wish they made more.
Ryus 07.17.20	yeah its gorgeous. they had a track on the sophie remix album apparently but i havent heard that
Sharkattack 07.17.20	The band circa survive should be wiped from all memory
Relinquished 07.17.20	some of y’all asking for some of the worst users to come back foad outta here
Mort. 07.17.20	you telling me you dont want a summer of verm?
Relinquished 07.17.20	I’d rather start a sounding fetish than have idiots flock around that waste of cells
Mort. 07.17.20	a sounding fetish? do i want to know/google this?
Relinquished 07.17.20	if you like him that much I recommend googling
Mort. 07.17.20	oh its putting stuff up your john thomas classic
Emim 07.17.20	Bring back dryden
Relinquished 07.17.20	now that was a hellraiser
deathofasalesman 07.17.20	bring back RiffOCock also change the satellite logo to a penis that would be cool and kinda cute ngl
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.17.20	Two of the best suggestions so far
bloc 07.17.20	Open letter to Sowing #2
Deathconscious 07.17.20	dryden and riffoclock were dorky neckbeard internet warrior types from what i remember.
Asdfp277 07.17.20	we need sputnik untucked
Emim 07.17.20	Bring back moaropeth
Mort. 07.17.20	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=81742&page=3#lastpost jeffrey bigglestein wishes to do that (more or less)
loveisamixtape 07.17.20	spexit
conesmoke 07.17.20	Sputnikmusic merchandise...... I want a Sputnik hat.
conesmoke 07.17.20	Plz don't manufacture using cheapest option tho.... Maybe go midrange priced country
conesmoke 07.17.20	I WANT MY SPUTNIK HAT
conesmoke 07.17.20	REVIEW COMPETITIONS FOR FREE HATS
madrigal30 07.17.20	convince anybody on rym who isnt a shitlord to migrate
deathofasalesman 07.17.20	we just need to take this site back to 2008-2011
conesmoke 07.17.20	Let's take it further, back to the 1600's. Everyone can receive their music news through a horse and kart mail service that Sputnik can fund
conesmoke 07.17.20	Fund... Through their hat sale revenue...
Keyblade 07.17.20	we lost verm and replaced him with the dollar store nazi metalhead version maco instead, and it's only been downhill from there
Trundle 07.17.20	we can rebuild him, we have the technology, more polka [2]
JohnnyoftheWell 07.17.20	review sputnik 2020 plz
Faraudo 07.17.20	I need my favorite internet cesspool to survive this horrible year tbh.
garas 07.17.20	1) More drone reviews. 2) Burn down the RYM servers.
budgie 07.17.20	3. more dream pop
Relinquished 07.17.20	“ dryden and riffoclock were dorky neckbeard internet warrior types from what i remember.” says adolfchrist lol, luv ya but how long did that redemption story of yours take again aka actually going thru with that namechange they both mellowed out but they made it fun back then
Trundle 07.17.20	i can't say i remember much of riff, but Dryden was definitely one of the better users we had back in the day. the fact is sputnik has always been for dorks, multi-layer friendships, a place for psychotic people to go on months, years, long streaks of trolling, doxxing and intellectual pontificating. dryden at his worst was better than 90% of people at their best, most of his past posts are barely more offensive at their worst than most users back then. and some today.
deathofasalesman 07.17.20	upgrade idea: make profiles like old school myspace with html themes and shit, and choose profile songs from spotify
JohnnyoftheWell 07.17.20	"1) More drone reviews. 2) Burn down the RYM servers." burn down the rym servers and 90% of drone reviews in existence disappear js. also, i literally reviewed a drone album yesterday and i didn't see u in the comments HUH garas "3. more dream pop" there is no more u ate it all
garas 07.17.20	Geez, chill Johnny... (I haven't started my Boris discog run yet, I'll appear there as soon as the time comes.)
YakNips 07.17.20	make me a teenager again
Jots 07.17.20	give me ban capabilities : )
budgie 07.17.20	hey jomm you want a butthole sandwich i GOT A WHOLE LOT OF THEM
Jots 07.17.20	that’ll about do it
BookoftheFallen 07.17.20	We need some updates to the website, and a mobile app.
Ryus 07.17.20	wow it is Jom himself thats pretty cool :O
Ryus 07.17.20	"upgrade idea: make profiles like old school myspace with html themes and shit, and choose profile songs from spotify" cute idea
Deathconscious 07.17.20	"says adolfchrist lol, luv ya but how long did that redemption story of yours take again aka actually going thru with that namechange" The name change is where i gained redemption? Sorry to disappoint you then, but i only changed it because i felt like it, it wasnt from realizing the error of my ways or whatever. Some people assuming i was a nazi was also a factor. As i got older and grew out of my internet troll persona phase i no longer appreciated its ability to ruffle feathers, it became a nuisance instead. But i still maintain that there was nothing inherently wrong with it. As ive explained elsewhere, the name was a reference to a Carnivore song about Jesus and Hitler being reincarnated into the same body. Edit. read that second part wrong.
Feather 07.17.20	Sputnikmusic merch is absolutely genius
Feather 07.17.20	I designed the shirt: https://ibb.co/6vbjx4m
Ryus 07.17.20	very cool
Keyblade 07.17.20	looking back, riff must've been miserable as hell when he was on here
Avagantamos 07.17.20	just need another Between the Buried and Me album and this site will be poppin~!
Avagantamos 07.17.20	but real talk we need to work on fixing album artwork and adding more electronic music to the database
Mort. 07.17.20	Sorting out all the splits and soundtrack pages would also be nice, cos right now it's pretty unwieldy but eh, what you gonna do
Deathconscious 07.17.20	"riff must've been miserable as hell when he was on here" I assumed all people who were hyper-contentious and negative were miserable. I sure was.
SandwichBubble 07.17.20	https://i.imgur.com/wE3bT3E.png
dedex 07.17.20	rofl Sandwich
Relinquished 07.17.20	point being adolf is that we were all young and edgy back then, nothing wrong with growing up and dismissing SS associations but it’s not as fun here without the wit the edgy dudes had back then compared to what’s considered “edgy” now rather have dryden talking fantasies about banging his fictional dead aunt randomly than having some skinny fuck unironically in love with a goth guy in an emo band
Deathconscious 07.17.20	I cant disagree.
Source 07.17.20	carnivore aren't indie, there's like 5 of us on here who know about the song
Feather 07.19.20	Make Sputnik Edgy Again
Deathconscious 07.19.20	Anybody got recs for similar stuff to Doss?
Ryus 07.19.20	https://oqbqboscandinavianstar-poshisolation.bandcamp.com/album/airdrops-coercion you might like this
GhostB1rd 07.20.20	You guys I am in talks with Avril to buy the site and restore it to its former glory.