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Man Buns Need Not Apply - Monster Truck

If you like Clutch, Kyuss, or just Manly rock/metal in general, you absolutely need to jam this band from Canada. They rule extremely hard. Best songs listed. Jam them.
1Monster Truck
Sittin' Heavy

Don't Tell Me How to Live - My theme song (along with Rock Hard Ride Free by Priest), and one of the most badass songs I've ever heard. This is the song you play when you pull up to do something badass after you just drank a six pack in 4 minutes.
2Monster Truck
Sittin' Heavy

The Enforcer - Few songs get the blood and the seminal vesicles going like this absolute monster jam.
3Monster Truck

Sweet Mountain River - The fact this song exists proves there is a God.
4Monster Truck
True Rockers

Devil Don't Care - One of the greatest Roadhouse swagger jams about the Devil ever.
5Monster Truck
Sittin' Heavy

For the People - What a song about the human spirit and riffs
6Monster Truck
True Rockers

Thundertruck - God what a monster jam
7Monster Truck
Sittin' Heavy

Why Are You Not Rocking? - Rock n Roll will save your life
8Monster Truck
Brown : EP

Righteous Smoke - I mean this is a total jam
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