Point1
04.24.19 | i think this covers every single review on this site. |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.24.19 | 1 is absolutely 1 #eisley |
ArsMoriendi
04.24.19 | 10 is the best type of review let's be real |
ArsMoriendi
04.24.19 | "i think this covers every single review on this site."
Nah you forgot the "framing an album as a story" review... i did one of those at least once |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.24.19 | And also the elaborate sophistitroll review |
Point1
04.25.19 | concept reviews in general are a very good genre |
Dewinged
04.25.19 | I think I'm only missing 2.
And 10 obviously. |
Point1
04.25.19 | just realized I forgot "obvious fanboy review that refers to all band members by their first names" |
mynameischan
04.25.19 | good list i've never done any of these |
BeyondCosby
04.25.19 | Don't forget the edge lord roast review. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
04.25.19 | Good list. |
tyman128
04.25.19 | can confirm, 2 is very effective if done properly... that style was actually my most successful review for the Disturbed review I had |
J() Alexander
04.25.19 | 5 is 1. |
TheSupernatural
04.25.19 | Ranking these review types, best to worse:
4
10
1 (I still like a few of these)
8 (it's just cool to hear people excited about something)
2 (only if they aren't being defensive)
6
7
9
3
5 (jk I don't ever read these) |
Valzentia
04.25.19 | i feel like #2 is calling someone out |
deathschool
04.25.19 | m/
|
Point1
04.25.19 | it does come off that way, but in actuality I love those reviews and I more mean like the Papa Roach and Seether ones around the website. The Hinder example just came to mind right away. if you're reading this i love you zouz |
deathschool
04.25.19 | This list is on Point1 though, so pos |
J() Alexander
04.25.19 | 4 > 5 > 2 > 7 > 6 > 8 > 1 > 3 > 10 > 9. |
deathschool
04.25.19 | Oh except number 1 should have been anyone that reviews 5 fucking REM albums in a row. |
Point1
04.25.19 | what about if i had reviewed 5 REM albums in a row using 5's style |
bloc
04.25.19 | Track by track is easily the best. Tells you what's in the song and cuts the bullshit opinions and feelings. |
neekafat
04.25.19 | Oof @ me next time with 5 why dontcha? |
Source
04.25.19 | bloc has the right idea |
Point1
04.25.19 | depends how you view albums, some records are more than the sum of their parts. you wouldn't review a movie scene-by-scene. |
Ocean of Noise
04.25.19 | holy fuck hahahaha |
BlazinBlitzer
04.25.19 | 3 is 1. We should make TDAG and OK Computer have 100 reviews each. |
SitarHero
04.25.19 | This covers all of Sowing's reviews, but what about other people's? |
J() Alexander
04.25.19 | Number 0 is the "i'm just gonna tell you shit i imagine while listening to this with a very eloquent vocabulary using god knows how many different adjectives" review. Like the F#A# review. That's even better than the diary one. |
50iL
04.25.19 | I feel like I'm between 8, 10 (just the concise part), and Alex's number 0. |
Sinternet
04.25.19 | excellent list |
Tb1114
04.25.19 | Good list, had laughs, is true |
Papa Universe
04.25.19 | I think I did all of them... except for Yellowcard, cause I won't go so low. |
DoofDoof
04.25.19 | The errant contributor 0.5 review was the best type of review
While it lasted |
DoofDoof
04.25.19 | Especially as they usually seemed to break some of the functionality on the front page |
Dolving999
04.25.19 | 0 - Kill's review of Periphery II.
Endlessly quotable until the end of time. |
DoofDoof
04.25.19 | here? no
Irl? Definitely no lol |
DoofDoof
04.25.19 | As much as I apply a few persona traits to ‘doof’ I don’t think even they bear the hallmarks of npd
But then there is an irony issue with Sput so obvious joke grandiosity can be taken seriously |
theacademy
04.25.19 | the best thing about #3 is that it replaced his own review, one of the MOST CELEBRATED REVIEWS ON THE ENTIRE WEBSITE loooool |
theacademy
04.25.19 | also i love how 4-6 is sowing |
kalkwiese
04.25.19 | 9 is a personal favourite of mine |
sizeofanocean
04.25.19 | After at least 5 years on Sput, i can say that this is a very accurate description of sputreviews for me |
Sowing
04.25.19 | omg this is perfect
I'd feature it twice if I could |
mynameischan
04.25.19 | yeah but the description of #3 is basically that original review. |
kalkwiese
04.25.19 | 1 is 1 though. No contest |
PistolPete
04.25.19 | I thought 6 was gonna chirp post-metal reviews but then I read it all. Is that actually a thing? Indie rock people transition to post-metal? I personally went from hard rock / grunge to post-y stuff later.
Hilarious list, spot on spot on. |
kalkwiese
04.25.19 | it's sput on
HAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE? |
Pangea
04.25.19 | this list is on point |
Point1
04.25.19 | the worst thing about making this list is realizing i've been using this site for 10 years. dear god |
0GuyMan0
04.27.19 | 1 is most definitely 1. |
Mardorien
04.27.19 | I'm sorry, I posted hyperbolic reviews of post-metal albums back when I joined the sight and my music taste isn't mostly indie rock.
The joke list is painting broad strokes! How very DARE it! /s |
kalkwiese
04.27.19 | This is one of the best lists ever tbh |
Hawks
04.27.19 | Great list and yes 1 is 1. |
0GuyMan0
04.28.19 | I don't think I've come across the Rolling Stone top 500 thing |
ramon.
04.30.19 | honourable mention for contrived parody reviews? |
StrikeOfTheBeast
04.30.19 | 1 is 1. We should get more of those again because why not amirite |
