CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Being a celeb is fucking whack yo |
Papa Universe
03.12.19 | I mean, didn't Johnny say to Doug Stanhope months before Amber even sued him that he thinks "that bitch is gonna kill me or something." |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Yeah but nobody believed him. Or at least, if they did, they sure as shit didn't take his side once Amber claimed abuse. |
JoeTex
03.12.19 | great performance in Donnie Brasco |
brainmelter
03.12.19 | should’ve stayed with Winona |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | She's pretty good looking for her age ngl |
JoeTex
03.12.19 | yep very nice looking gal. looked great in rum diary |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Amazing. I'm fucking dead |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Right Pots? This is fucking gold holy shit, go to twitter if you want to see some of the best shit though. People are fucking rioting it's great. |
AdolfChrist
03.12.19 | ALWAYS. BELIEVE. THE. VICTIM.
Oh wait. |
CugnoBrasso
03.12.19 | Please tell me more, I'm so interested |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | I told ya everything about the story so far. The suit is still ongoing.
You can google it if ya want to. |
bloc
03.12.19 | Lmao this shit is still going on? Shit if true, why are all the pretty ones crazy as fuck lol |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | I think it has to do with the fact they get so much attention from men that it creates this heavy narcissism in them that just gets bigger and bigger till it explodes in crazy. |
Hellscythe
03.12.19 | finally, proof that no woman has ever been abused and they're all liars out to destroy men's lives #freecosby |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Are you trying to make a point or...? |
SlothcoreSam
03.12.19 | This is an interesting story, here is another one about two other musical celebs.
Singer Georgia McDonald (Camp Cope) accuses Smith Street Band's Wil Wagner of harassment.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/28/singer-georgia-mcdonald-accuses-smith-street-bands-wil-wagner-of-harassment
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CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | The #MeToo era is amazing. |
geezers1989
03.12.19 | idk this is the daily mail we're talking about |
SweeneyTodd
03.12.19 | Daily Mail are fucking shit |
zaruyache
03.12.19 | daily heil is gossip bullshit and that's pretty common knowledge. caliggy's twitter is somehow even more of a shitshow too thx sint |
zaruyache
03.12.19 | Now that Johnny Depp has been proven innocent I think it's time to get this hashtag going. #BringBackJackSparrow #PiratesoftheCarribean6 We don't need a reboot, we want Pirates of the Carribean 6 with JOHNNY FUCKING DEPP THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU FUCKING OWE THIS MAN DISNEY. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | This is getting ridiculous. |
JeetJeet
03.12.19 | "He's accusing her of pooping on his bed"
LMFAOOOOOO WHAT?!? |
zaruyache
03.12.19 | Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Yeah, apparently he was late for something and she was so mad and impatient she took a dumb on his bed. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | https://hollywoodlife.com/2018/08/15/johnny-depp-amber-heard-pooped-in-bed-fight-revenge/ |
hansoloshotfirst
03.12.19 | get a life, man... and stop using twitter dude. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Too addicting so I'm gonna give it a no. |
Kompys2000
03.12.19 | Lol same |
zaruyache
03.12.19 | others shouting into the void is a great source for copypasta |
hansoloshotfirst
03.12.19 | k
https://twitter.com/CaliggyJack/status/1063634867135627264
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CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | that's like 75% of twitter tbqh |
SweeneyTodd
03.12.19 | explosive diarrhea: the thread |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Asking the real questions^
Was the poop solid or liquid? We talking a big john or a little jimmy? dark brown as sin or green? |
CugnoBrasso
03.12.19 | But I mean, like, really... is anybody actually interested in all of this? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Why are people getting mad at caliggy? Just enjoy the Hollywood 'journalism' shit-show. Celebrities are awful. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | @Pots, don't worry bout it man, just ignore it and stay on topic ;) |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Instances of people potentially abusing good movements doesnt actually diminish the relevance of said movements. Asia argento for instance. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Doesnt mean #metoo is suddenly INVALID, it just means some people are terrible |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Doesnt need to be so inflammatory and subliminal to mention shit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Jussie smollet also is a thing that doesn't irreversibly invalidate the existence of hatred but I ain't mad. good reminders of why we shouldnt rely on celebs for political narrative |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Yeah, I think Mark Wahlberg said it pretty succinctly when he said Celebs need to stay the fuck out of politics.
Like I agree with some of the opinions of James Woods or Cara Delevigne, but I would prefer if they never mentioned politics period. |
Sinternet
03.12.19 | https://twitter.com/CaliggyJack/status/1069845388633489408 |
Hellscythe
03.12.19 | honestly the worst thing Jussie Smollet did was give people more fuel to accuse, attack, and denounce the legitimacy of actual victims of the increasingly common hate crimes in the US perpetrated by people empowered by the current administration |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Most these people are just so detached from reality in any facet that the notion that they can empathize with and champion any cause outside of their self interests is laughable |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | @hellscythe agreed. And same with people who abuse #metoo. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Sint I could give less of a fuck what calligys Twitter is like, it's an odd choice to go from here to creeping his personal shit for the sake of being adversarial. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Keanu Reeves is a saint tho he can be dad |
Sinternet
03.12.19 | 'I could give less of a fuck '
nice english |
Sinternet
03.12.19 | I could give less of a fuck |
Faraudo
03.12.19 | It really pisses me off that not a single "feminist" is talking about Amber Heard's abusive stunts, while they absolutely shitstormed Johnny Depp when everybody thought that he was the abuser. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | I could care less/I couldnt care less are interchangeable and arbitrary as is what I wrote. What snake crawled up your ass today dude? |
Sinternet
03.12.19 | https://twitter.com/CaliggyJack/status/1069845388633489408 |
Source
03.12.19 | Keanu Reeves is that dude |
nolerthebowler
03.12.19 | "honestly the worst thing Jussie Smollet did was give people more fuel to accuse, attack, and denounce the legitimacy of actual victims of the increasingly common hate crimes in the US perpetrated by people empowered by the current administration"
"And same with people who abuse #metoo."
terrible opinion |
zaruyache
03.12.19 | pretty sure women are more likely to be victims of abuse and that original vid were pretty damning, viewable evidence to inform opinion. Any alleged abuse by Heard would've been only alleged without the same kind of emotionally gripping evidence, so it's no wonder nobody cared that she might've also been terrible. Allegedly. |
Hellscythe
03.12.19 | thanks |
nolerthebowler
03.12.19 | no problem my dude |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | @noler Not really, women POC and gays have already had a hard enough time being heard and believed, without people outright lying about being victimized |
nolerthebowler
03.12.19 | two wrongs do not make a right |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Neither of us said that nor insinuated it, you're making shit up |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Unless you're going in a circle. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | You must have grossly misinterpreted what was said |
Hellscythe
03.12.19 | that's literally the exact opposite of what's being said my man, his wrong didn't make anything right it just made another wrong even wrong-er |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | To clarify: lying about being a victim of a hate crime or being abused is bad. Is that a terrible opinion noler? |
nolerthebowler
03.12.19 | shit nvm. I thought you were saying there's nothing immoral ab lying about an attack if it furthers an agenda. like if Smollet had gotten away with it. |
nolerthebowler
03.12.19 | no that is not a terrible opinion lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Lol no not at all. Glad we cleared that up lmao |
Jasdevi087
03.12.19 | "'I could give less of a fuck '
nice english"
literally a complete statement, so yeah |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Ty, I think sint is just acting out today because he lost Sputnik Madness lel |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | https://www.tmz.com/2016/05/31/johnny-depp-amber-heard-domestic-violence-lapd-injuries-photos/ Here's a thing where Police say she had no visible injuries after an alleged attack by Johnny |
Jasdevi087
03.12.19 | that'd get to the best of us tbh |
nolerthebowler
03.12.19 | biggest thing about situations like this is that people gotta realize its always an isolated incident. This doesn't reflect anything on men or women, or feminism and #MeToo, just Depp and Heard. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.12.19 | Agreed.
But I like to allow it to reflect a bit on celebrity madness as well |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | @Noler Not a single person in this topic is saying that all Metoo is a hoax. Just that this is looking like one. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | https://www.celebretainment.com/celebrities/johnny-depp-has-witnesses-to-back-up-case/article_c6182581-7ca8-5d56-85f9-42ca0764185d.html Also I found a more in depth article covering the witness statements. My earlier links didn't provide much. |
SitarHero
03.12.19 | Can't have crazy hot without the crazy. I'd let Amber through a couple of punches every once in a while. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | I'm a pussy who can't deal with violence so I wouldn't last in a relationship with someone like that. |
SitarHero
03.12.19 | Ha! I'm joking of course. But emotional violence is probably harder to deal with than physical violence. I had a gf once who would randomly start (verbal) fights because she thought make-up sex was great. It was the least hot thing ever. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | WTF
I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed". I've been in three relationships with girls who cheated on me, another girl just one day pretended the relationship never happened and then told everyone I was a stalker. |
SitarHero
03.12.19 | Yikes! How on earth do you find these SO's? |
Sinternet
03.12.19 | I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed". I've been in three relationships with girls who cheated on me, another girl just one day pretended the relationship never happened and then told everyone I was a stalker.
https://twitter.com/CaliggyJack/status/1069845388633489408 |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | Don't know. In my life I've dated 11 different women. 6 were mentally abusive, the other 4 broke up with me after less than 2 weeks. The final one broke up with me after 3 weeks and then a month later told me she never actually loved me but just needed someone to help her out of her emotional state (she had troubles and I was always there to help her out with that) |
Hellscythe
03.12.19 | my advice is to play some better dating sims |
Hendoi
03.12.19 | Isn't Johnny Depp made out of crabs or something? |
Hellscythe
03.12.19 | I've been cheated on so I sympathize with you but I also have seen your twitter so I sympathize with your exes more |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | I don't blame em for cheating, I'm ugly as shit so the fact they even dated me boggles my mind. |
teamster
03.12.19 | We need another Pirates movie |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | I agree, even though they provided a lot of closure at the end of 5. That after-credits sequence needs to be addressed. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | It seems that top google searches for Amber Heard are mostly articles talking about her coming out to her parents as a Bisexual for some weird reason. |
AdolfChrist
03.12.19 | I saw part of On Stranger Tides and Dead Men Tell No Tales. Christ were they lifeless. Theres only the trilogy, as far as im concerned. |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | It'd be pretty cool if they got Gore Verbinsky to return to the Pirates series and direct 6. Would be a great way to cap off the second trilogy since he directed the original trilogy. |
neekafat
03.12.19 | "She's pretty good looking for her age ngl"
wtf do you mean she's a literal 10 |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | I can't agree with that but Winona Ryder is good looking. Definitely an 8 |
bloc
03.12.19 | They both fine as fuck |
SitarHero
03.12.19 | [2] |
CaliggyJack
03.12.19 | [3] |
theNateman
03.12.19 | Winona the OG goth gf |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Amber heard has horse girl energy and poo nose tbh |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | she's pretty bangin, which makes it all the funnier to imagine her taking a shit on a bed. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Shes just Kirsten Stewart if she showered and did yoga |
Allergist
03.13.19 | I'd fuck the poo nose |
Kompys2000
03.13.19 | "Isn't Johnny Depp made out of crabs or something?"
[2] |
Sevengill
03.13.19 | idk Kristen Stewart was trending upward last I checked in around that Rolling Stones vid she did |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | So is her nose |
budgie
03.13.19 | holy shit calligy pls delete ur twitter |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Chill |
Trebor.
03.13.19 | This gotcha shit is fucking annoying. This list blows and so does alita battle angel |
SitarHero
03.13.19 | "horse girl energy and poo nose"
What do those words mean?! |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Imagine reading someones self depreciating posts and being like "I should kick him while hes down" |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | you know, i think the best thing they could do for a new Pirates is to get rid of Johnny Depp and tell some sort of origin story or follow someone else around for an adventure. like that short bald guy and the tall skinny dude with the eye that comes out, i would totally watch a whole movie centered on those two. the whole Captain Sparrow shtick has run so, so dry. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | @sitar horse girl energy! Poo nose! |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Horse girl energy is like sun dress wild flower collapsible felt hat "I ride horses and live in a mansion on a farm" energy |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Poo nose is small little upturned button noses that make people look like snobby Frenchmen trying to sniff out some nasty cheese farts |
SitarHero
03.13.19 | Lol! Thanks for the clarification pots.
And what we really need is a jack sparrow sequel with klaus from umbrella academy |
SitarHero
03.13.19 | Prequel* |
Kompys2000
03.13.19 | If he really was the victim in the relationship I hope Depp wins his case, and even if he wasn't, we could all still do with a reminder that abuse isn't gender-locked and any type of person can be an abuser or a victim.
That said, I also kind of hope his acting career stays dead, I don't want the man to suffer unduly but jeezus he hasn't been good in anything I've seen him in since Black Pearl. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Lol! Robert Sheehan as young jack sparrow is actually perfect casting |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | "Horse girl energy is like sun dress wild flower collapsible felt hat "I ride horses and live in a mansion on a farm" energy"
i imagine someone like this has a southern accent as well. |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | "Poo nose is small little upturned button noses that make people look like snobby Frenchmen trying to sniff out some nasty cheese farts"
i must like poo nose, cause i like her nose. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | She still pretty gorgeous |
Darius the Great
03.13.19 | https://twitter.com/CaliggyJack/status/1096196948502216705?s=09 |
Darius the Great
03.13.19 | very cool and nuanced opinion there caliggyjack |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | hoo boy. |
Kompys2000
03.13.19 | "i imagine someone like this has a southern accent as well."
Not necessarily, I grew up in Utah and a good third of the girls at my school had major horse girl energy and no southern accent |
Tyler.
03.13.19 | hey sint can you drop my twitter |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Ya southern accent isnt necessary for horse girl energy, they are ususally sentimental narcissists who love pseudo science and woo energy butthole chakras tho |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | Obviously, thats just what i imagined. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | http://www.whiskeyriff.com/2018/01/02/23-guys-give-the-reason-horse-girls-are-a-huge-red-flag/ |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.19 | Lol |
Jesuslaves
03.13.19 | #BelieveNoWomen |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | Glad you guys like my twitter, it's about the only notable thing I've ever done in my life.
I'm like Florence Foster Jenkins if you replaced opera with life in general. |
guitarded_chuck
03.13.19 | #BelieveNoWomen |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | #OpenTheGateALittle |
guitarded_chuck
03.13.19 | I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" I had a GF who would randomly break up with me at various points to test me and make sure I was "committed" |
guitarded_chuck
03.13.19 | imagine being so beta you non ironically allow this to happen lmfao ded |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | IKR I should just kill myself for being such a dumb fucking beta.
Thanks for reminding me.
You guys are great. |
guitarded_chuck
03.13.19 | not u sinternet |
guitarded_chuck
03.13.19 | oh it was u ooops lmao |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | Lul |
guitarded_chuck
03.13.19 | anyway live and learn mate dont take it personally i wouldnt have mocked u about it i was trying to jab sinternet for the billionth time
lord knows ive been retarded in relationships before |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | It's whatever, this entire thread has devolved into a mock Caliggy thread. Everybodie's just spamming my tweets and insulting me and I just don't care anymore.
Yer good mate. |
nolerthebowler
03.13.19 | Can Disney please never make a pirates movie again |
SitarHero
03.13.19 | They can't not, for the simple fact that as long as you have fond memories of something they can continue to shit on it for a quick (billion) buck(s). |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | At Worlds End is the only bad Pirates movie tbqh |
Kompys2000
03.13.19 | Every Pirates movie has been bad, even Black Pearl which I kinda sorta liked. |
zaruyache
03.13.19 | It was dumb but well-made campy fun dumb. |
Sinternet
03.13.19 | i remember seeing on stranger tides with my family and it was so vapid and soulless, at least the first two were entertaining |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | idk how you could not have fun with the first 3. |
SitarHero
03.13.19 | First 1*
I honestly don't remember squat from any of the follow ups except that Bill Nighy played Cthulhu in one and that Penelope Cruz's cleavage was in another. |
SweeneyTodd
03.13.19 | Amber just pulled a Kevin Spacey, she's decided to "come out" after hearing Johnny has her swearing under oath that he didn't lay a finger on her |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | I know it's pretty fucking weird how quickly the coming out story blew up after Johnny filed suit |
SweeneyTodd
03.13.19 | i love how everyone who was saying Johnny is over is now pulling a 360 saying they always knew he was innocent. Amber Heard was shit anyway, fuck her the stupid fucking bitch |
anarchistfish
03.13.19 | would still shag |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | I had a feeling the story wasn't what I thought it was back when it first came out. Turns out I was right. Still it's hilarious how she's going to try and save face.
5$ says she loses Mera and get's replaced in Aquaman 2 |
anarchistfish
03.13.19 | "i love how everyone who was saying Johnny is over is now pulling a 360 saying they always knew he was innocent"
180 |
AdolfChrist
03.13.19 | once my music career takes off (lol) im going to come out as gay when im outed for my sputnik username. |
anarchistfish
03.13.19 | or just come out as a country musician |
Sinternet
03.13.19 | you don't need to come out hun |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | My God her twitter is getting obliterated.
https://twitter.com/domenicagb1/status/1105633155329867776
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Source
03.13.19 | "Penelope Cruz's cleavage"
The only highlight of the sequels |
CaliggyJack
03.13.19 | ^You know Penelope was Pregnant during film that? It's why she had a stunt double for fights and why the camera would usually pan above her waist. |
Source
03.13.19 | Did not know that |
CaliggyJack
03.14.19 | This is going to be an interesting album when it comes out.
https://consequenceofsound.net/2019/03/alice-cooper-johnny-depp-next-hollywood-vampires-album/ |
SlothcoreSam
03.15.19 | "My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people" Check out the struggle by Scroobius Pip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3HCXh9WQSo |
