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Worst Recommendation Contest Rd. 1

Just when you think you've seen all the recommendation contests on Sputnik... This is a contest to see who can rec the absolute worst tracks you've ever heard. Rec me the worst tracks you've heard, and each round the best track will get eliminated. Yes, the lowest rated tracks will advance each round. I am pretty sure this contest will fall flat on its face, but who knows, if enough people participate maybe we'll do full albums in the later rounds. Winner gets nothing because I'll probably hate you by the end of this.
1Kid Cudi
Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven


RULES:
Rec 1 track.
Recs must come from albums on the Sputnik database to prevent intentional bad music from obscure Soundcloud artists, etc.
1st round is HIP-HOP.
Have at it.
2Snide Remarks
Anything But Casual


UniqueUniverse
Snide Remarks - I faked a wedding and all I got was a shitty song title

(0.5/5)
"what, you thought this shit was a joke?" I wish it were, but maybe it would be even worse than this being a serious effort if it was intentionally trying to be "so bad it's funny." There is literally nothing going for this. There is literally negative flow, and the lyrics just seem like the toughest thing a white kid wrote whose worst life experience was not getting his weekly allowance because he got a C on his math test, all while being rapped over an EDM track that sounds like someone's first beat in FL Studio.
3Justin Bieber
Under the Mistletoe


neekafat
Justin Bieber - Drummer Boy

(1/5)
Who knew you could ruin Christmas in 4 minutes? I first wondered how this was going to qualify as hiphop, as this tracks starts with the overproduced voice of sweet young Justin serenading the young tween girls. This track gets hood real quick though when Busta starts hilariously shouting in the background at which the song then transitions to some weird ass rave beat that Busta starts rapping over. To cap off the track we get a hard ass verse from Biebs about how you should give to charity during the holiday season. If this won't get you in the holiday spirit then what will?
4Hopsin
Pound Syndrome


Bloon
Hopsin - No Hope

(1.5/5)
Poor Hopsin. It must be so rough when you have to make a corny ballad about how much money you have. I never want to hear that hook again, and I never want to hear you sing ever again.
5Nas
Life Is Good


Minushuman24
Nas - Summer on smash

(1.5/5)
ffs, what was Nas thinking? I've only heard Illmatic, but I really hope Nas never worked with Swizz Beats again after this. One of the most cluttered beats I've ever heard, and I just wanted Swizz to stfu the whole time.
6Slug Christ
God Is Under The Porch Where The Dog Died


*ROUND WINNER*
Toad
Slug Christ - Herron

(fuck this shit/5)
Aside from regretting watching the music video while listening to this, I really have no other words... besides herron. Seriously just stay away from this unless you've been contemplating suicide.
7JustinRPG
Linear Pair of Angles III


SandwichBubble
JustinRPG - With Reshiram

(2/5)
Yea, this is somehow on the sputnik database. Not gonna lie this dude has a ton of energy if you can get past all the obvious cringeworthy aspects of it. It was hard to hate this since it made me laugh, even if it still sucks.
8Snoop Dogg
Ego Trippin'


TVC15
Snoop Dogg - My Medicine

(2/5)
I didn't know Snoop pioneered nu-country. He must have been on some next level shit when he recorded this.
9Ron Artest
My World


Dctarga
Ron Artest - Champions

(2.5/5)
I mean I think it sucks, but the dude is just hyped about winning the NBA championship.
10Millionaires
Bling Bling Bling!


BlazinBlitzer
Millionares - Talk Shit

(1/5)
"You hate us and our stupid lyrics but deep down you love to hear it," to which my response is "Shut up cunt I'll cut your tongue."
11Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Music for the People


*ROUND LOSER*
wham49
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations

(3.5/5)
What is this doing here? This song is heat.
12Phrat Boyz
#Younglife: One Year Of Frat


TheSonomaDude
Phrat Boyz - Cosby

(3/5)
"I don't give a fuck, I'll put it in your butt. You better not scream, that will only make me cream." This shit had me rolling. I'd listen to these guys again just for the lyrics alone.
13D4L
Down for Life


DigitalDawn8937
D4L - LAFFY TAFFY

(2.5/5)
I hated this shit in '05, and I still hate it today, but I can't deny how catchy it is.
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