Ryus
05.21.17 | sup |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | honeydew
nectarine
asian pear |
Ryus
05.21.17 | oh man honeydew is damn near the bottom for me
nectarines and asian pears rule though |
SandwichBubble
05.21.17 | fig you monster where is it |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | damn... 80% of honeydew's suck but when u get a good one it's the bestttt.. or at least my fav. nectarines are a close second |
butcherboy
05.21.17 | Some pretty great music here.. Also, John Coltrane, banana, come onnnnnnnnnn |
tacos n stuff
05.21.17 | 3 is 1 but overall respectable list |
FullOfSounds
05.21.17 | Bro you can't put blueberries that low |
dbizzles
05.21.17 | Bananas are my shit. |
artiswar
05.21.17 | mango and kiwi too high, grapefruit and blueberry too low. and no water melon. choke on your faggy raspberries you cunt |
ArsMoriendi
05.21.17 | No blackberries?
.
Lame.
|
artiswar
05.21.17 | blackberries are the caviar of the fruit world, he's not classy enough for them |
dbizzles
05.21.17 | As much as I love mangos, I hate trying to find one that isn't shitty. Also not a lot of fun to peel either. Tasty fuckers though. |
theBoneyKing
05.21.17 | I very much object to this. |
RogueNine
05.21.17 | So close, you typed rasp where blue should be. |
artiswar
05.21.17 | blueberries are objectively more influential |
theBoneyKing
05.21.17 | Most blueberries are shit |
Frippertronics
05.21.17 | black cherries tho |
teamster
05.21.17 | pears |
tempest--
05.21.17 | 🍍 so fkn good |
iambandersnatch
05.21.17 | mango #1 if you get a really ripe perfect one |
wtferrothorn
05.21.17 | quick: thoughts on grapes |
TheSpaceMan
05.21.17 | Guava |
MeatSalad
05.21.17 | My dude with the mango, you can fuck off with having raspberry at 1 though |
porcupinetheater
05.21.17 | 10 is 2 but otherwise list is pretty much spot the fuck on |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | buncha honeydew haterz |
porcupinetheater
05.21.17 | Honeydew's like a third rhythm guitarist |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | haha :[ |
Drifter
05.21.17 | Strawberry is my fav I think |
wub
05.21.17 | tomatoes tho |
betray
05.21.17 | A berry as #1 fruit are you fucking high |
TheSpaceMan
05.21.17 | avocado |
porcupinetheater
05.21.17 | Raspberries are not just transcendently delicious, but also make great finger fez hats for a dinner party to which you came underprepared. Hit me with another fruit that versatile and I'll eat my raspberry Goddamn hat. |
Artuma
05.21.17 | avocado and fucking guava mentioned before apple lol |
GreyShadow
05.21.17 | Pineapple is easily #1
|
TheSpaceMan
05.21.17 | apples are overrated af |
zakalwe
05.21.17 | Grapes |
porcupinetheater
05.21.17 | Hard to say with apples tbh like
Fuck Red Delicious
But Honey Crisp is a beautiful thing |
Artuma
05.21.17 | "apples are overrated af"
yeah well they are as far from anything special as you can be but shit's good and cheap and always available so it's not like you can lose there either |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | pink lady's are yum |
Dedes
05.21.17 | When will there be a fruit review function on sputnik? |
Flugmorph
05.21.17 | blueberries > everything |
ScuroFantasma
05.21.17 | Green apples > other apples |
ScuroFantasma
05.21.17 | On a quick skim no one has mentioned rock melon though, those rule
|
tempest--
05.21.17 | yea cantaloupes are boss and i love a good kiwi as well |
DoofusWainwright
05.21.17 | Tomatoes are 1 with a muthafukkin bullet
Not even disputable |
Flugmorph
05.21.17 | considering tomatoes as fruits is retarded to me |
DoofusWainwright
05.21.17 | Flug don't deal in facts
Top quality tomatoes are the nicest fruit to eat in the way you just pick up and eat a fruit and then, without them...
- no pizza sauce
- a lot less pasta sauces
- a few less curry sauces
- no tricolore salad (aka the best salad)
- no ketchup
- no traditional baked beans
- no Bloody Marys
- no tomato juice/V8 (I like this shit ok)
I mean it's a win by an absolute landslide, a monstering if you will |
claygurnz
05.21.17 | Damn Doof just blew this wide open |
Artuma
05.21.17 | all tomato-based drinks are just awful |
DoofusWainwright
05.21.17 | 'all tomato-based drinks are just awful'
That IS the majority opinion, I concede that |
altertide0
05.21.17 | throw out blueberry and make it upside down and i agree hard
grapefruit for president |
Flugmorph
05.21.17 | dude i love tomatos but they're fucking vegetables and not fruits.
also tomato juice is m/ |
Flugmorph
05.21.17 | "where's durian"
durian is disgusting |
teamster
05.21.17 | On the apple sub-subject , honeycrisp are the best. Too bad they are like 4 dollars for one. |
EphemeralEternity
05.21.17 | Carson Kressley> |
ZippaThaRippa
05.21.17 | No tomatoes? What are you retarded? |
Flugmorph
05.21.17 | oh god |
ZippaThaRippa
05.21.17 | Tomatoes are fruits ya stupid bird |
Flugmorph
05.21.17 | maybe in RetardCountry where you have 500 different measurements for cooking yo |
ZippaThaRippa
05.21.17 | How about everywhere because that's what they fucking are
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato |
RogueNine
05.21.17 | Bob the Tomato never should have been on that show. |
Azertherion
05.21.17 | Peach >>>> Pinapple, your list is objectivly wrong. Pleb |
Ryus
05.21.17 | damn, yall got some STRONG opinions on fruit
"blackberries are the caviar of the fruit world, he's not classy enough for them"
theyre probably 11th or 12th
"tomatoes tho"
tomatoes are also great |
Ryus
05.21.17 | "quick: thoughts on grapes"
mostly shitty
"apples are overrated af"
sorta agreed but there are certain types that are delicious
"pink lady's are yum"
agree
"blueberries > everything"
if you get really good blueberries then theyre up there but theyre really inconsistent |
ZippaThaRippa
05.21.17 | You just have to know what you're looking for with blueberries. They're not THAT inconsistent most people just don't know what they're doing |
Ryus
05.21.17 | part of the problem is that blueberry season is so short here |
DoofusWainwright
05.21.17 | Really sharp blackcurrants are unstoppable |
butcherboy
05.21.17 | Doof, you posh bastard, eating ketchup actually made from tomatoes and not chemical plant slurry |
theBoneyKing
05.21.17 | Apples >>>>>>> |
theBoneyKing
05.21.17 | Like what is more satisfying than a really good apple |
butcherboy
05.21.17 | Boney, you're going to put doctors out of business thinking like that |
Ryus
05.21.17 | "Like what is more satisfying than a really good apple"
every single fruit here
apples are not the best fruit by any stretch of the imagination, but theyre up there in terms of accessibility and portability |
Ryus
05.21.17 | you eat some really good pineapple and tell me with a straight face that apples are anywhere near as good
|
CompostCompote
05.21.17 | Bob Mould is my favorite |
bakkermaarten007
05.21.17 | Agree on blueberries, but they're expensive and you have to wash them. Bananas are my number 1 because they taste reasonably good, need not to be washed and can be eaten within 10 seconds from the birth of desire.
Also: yellow kiwis, kaki fruit |
theBoneyKing
05.21.17 | Pineapple is up there.
Bananas can fuck off. |
Ryus
05.21.17 | those golden kiwis are so sweet and delicious |
ScuroFantasma
05.21.17 | "Like what is more satisfying than a really good apple"
Hell yeah when you get that one really good red apple that isn't sandy tasting or bruised or whatever it's the bomb. But imo green ones are way more consistently good. Can't recall ever having a bad green apple but red ones are like 9/10 chance of being dodgy.
Tbh though there's no fruit I don't like honestly, even dried fruit is a go to snack. |
Ryus
05.21.17 | yeah fruit is pretty much the greatest |
tempest--
05.21.17 | I fucking love lemons |
tempest--
05.21.17 | o shit that was my 20,000th comment hahaha |
RunOfTheMill
05.21.17 | and no water melon. choke on your faggy raspberries you cunt [2]
Best fruit I ever had was a fresh dragon fruit. Bananas and mangoes are top tier too. |
rabidfish
05.21.17 | no tangerines pffff
fuck off |
Aberf
05.21.17 | no dates?
*crying in arabic |
AlexKzillion
05.21.17 | List would be better upside downtbh |
DoofusWainwright
05.21.17 | 'Doof, you posh bastard, eating ketchup actually made from tomatoes and not chemical plant slurry'
I thought name checking 'tricolore salad' was infinitely more posh :/ |
DoofusWainwright
05.21.17 | Also, why is this the best list the site has had in the last two months? Are standards dropping or does fruit really rock this hard? |
butcherboy
05.21.17 | I assume proper bourgeois can afford omnicolore salad |
Ryus
05.21.17 | tricolore salad is delicious
tomatoes are amazing
ketchup is terrible |
Artuma
05.21.17 | "no tangerines pffff"
i'd put them under the orange tag, i know it's definitely not the same fruit but there are so many same characteristics |
claygurnz
05.21.17 | No pears here is disappointing |
Sinternet
05.21.17 | 1 is 1 good job |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | banana's can fuck off [2]
anyone tried winter melon? or crenshaw melon? the inside is white / outside is yellow
they are good
|
Nbehre11
05.21.17 | Blackberries tho |
EphemeralEternity
05.21.17 | are coconuts considered fruit? |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | it's considered a drupe fruit |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | and coconut is amazing i forgot about that shit
|
bakkermaarten007
05.21.17 | I quite often eat raisins, dried figs or dates paired with nuts. Somehow I discounted those as fruits. |
EphemeralEternity
05.21.17 | yeah like the 1/1000 that isn't rotted internally |
Koris
05.21.17 | Pineapple is my number 1, especially when on pizza :] |
EphemeralEternity
05.21.17 | anyone tried thorn apple? |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | surprised only one person said cherry
|
CompostCompote
05.21.17 | Is Crenshaw melon what NWA are rapping about on 8 Ball? |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | yes |
Koris
05.21.17 | "Is Crenshaw melon what NWA are rapping about on 8 Ball?"
No, they're referring to gangstas who have 8 balls because they're so tuff and ballsy (heh) in the cold unforgiving streets of Compton. Well, referring to the fruit debates we have in this thread, I suppose you can refer to balls as grapes or apples... I'm sorry, I'm a bit out of it right now. |
Koris
05.21.17 | Give me some time and I'll come up with something better... or not |
CompostCompote
05.21.17 | Follow up question. About to move to Compton, are the streets really cold? I was under the impression it was a subtropical county |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | that was a very white analysis |
Koris
05.21.17 | I'm a white kid from the California mountains, what do you expect |
hal1ax
05.21.17 | the subcontinent of compton is very cold yes bring a poncho and a crenshaw melon to thwart away wasps |
CompostCompote
05.21.17 | I'm Irish though. So very low on the white spectrum. |
EphemeralEternity
05.21.17 | a photo depicting a standard household in the Compton microcontinent , be warned
http://www.hotelroomsearch.net/im/hotels/gb/compton-22.jpg |
anat
05.21.17 | gotta preach the peach |
Thibs
05.21.17 | ripe plums bro |
Ryus
05.21.17 | good plums yeah but a lot are shit |
Rik VII
05.21.17 | Kiwi, orange and strawberry >>> anything else. Even though I'm not sure if strawberries are a fruit at all, but I don't care. Can't stand pinapple at all. |
Koris
05.21.17 | "You putrid fuckin cunt, you forgot about lime and lemon my dear germ. 5 lemons and limes or derp"
Putrid Cunt would be a great band name |
CompostCompote
05.21.17 | @Omega - I'm glad you could find strength to be honest in this moment. |
Dylan620
05.21.17 | Close race between blueberries and watermelon for 1 |
Minushuman24
05.21.17 | mango is for sure 1
|
Dylan620
05.21.17 | "Bananas can fuck off."
wtf Boney ;_;
"Pineapple is my number 1, especially when on pizza :]"
Pineapple isn't quite 1 for me, but ayyyyyyy nice to see someone else who knows how well it works on pizza |
Oneironaut
05.22.17 | Y'all mothafuckas don't know about mangoes unless you're eating Filipino mangoes. |
Dylan620
05.22.17 | "Close race between blueberries and watermelon for 1"
I somehow managed to forget about avocados when I said this last night
Avocados are actually 1 |
Ryus
05.22.17 | avocados are fucking delicious |
RunOfTheMill
05.22.17 | Avocados are the shit too, damn fruit is so good, love fruit, eat it all the time mmmph
Top 10:
Banana
Mango
Watermelon
Avocado
Pitaya (dragon fruit)
Kiwi
Plum
Raspberries
Strawberries
Nectarines |
RunOfTheMill
05.22.17 | Blueberries too, but that would make 11 |