TheEnigma: Fuck, Marry, Dump (male edition)

TheEnigma 02.13.17	This is a tough one.
ArsMoriendi 02.13.17	None of these guys are hot, but I guess dump Devin Townshend because he's the worst looking of the three. Can I dump all 3 actually?
DinosaurJones 02.13.17	I'd marry Devy, cause he seems like an awesome dude. I don't care about the rest.
Sevengill 02.13.17	can't marry Steven Wilson, he's already with M... I can't. this joke's too easy.
Evreaia 02.13.17	I'd go gay for Neige. Townsend can go fuck off though.
TheEnigma 02.13.17	I'd fuck Neige, marry Wilson, dump Devy Or fuck Devy, marry Neige, dump Wilson?
TVC15 02.13.17	Dump/kill all of them
ArsMoriendi 02.13.17	I wish you picked actual hot people so I could actually think of better answers. :P
TheEnigma 02.13.17	Well give me three and I'll add them. I don't know your taste in men!
rabidfish 02.13.17	don't know bout the other 2 but kill wilson, fo sho... Bust a cap on a bitch
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Never have i seen such misandry on this site, congrats. Man hater.
bloc 02.13.17	Fuck, Marry, Dump (Steven Wilson edition) 1. Cousin 2. Cousin 3. Cousin
tempest-- 02.13.17	heres your 3 ars chris hemsworth tom hardy classic brando
TheEnigma 02.13.17	I mean did none of you guys bust a nut listening to Transcendence?
TheEnigma 02.13.17	Look at how iconic these men are in their respective genres and think of them as the embodiment of their art.
ArsMoriendi 02.13.17	"chris hemsworth tom hardy classic brando" Fuck Hemsworth Marry Brando (he's actually bi too, so perfect) Dump Hardy I guess... but I'd fuck him too haha
Snake. 02.13.17	these are awful choices
JeetJeet 02.13.17	Can I just fuck em all and never have to listen to their music again?
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Looks like its time for the annual jizz quiz.
JeetJeet 02.13.17	Jusssss kiddin I like me some Devy Townsend. Couldn't care any less about the other two tho.
hesperus 02.13.17	fuck wilson, marry neige, dump townsend i'd prefer to dump all 3, but i admit i have weird tastes
TheEnigma 02.13.17	"Fuck Hemsworth Marry Brando (he's actually bi too, so perfect) Dump Hardy I guess... but I'd fuck him too haha" Wow, I guess we have very different taste in men.
Maco097 02.13.17	What's so manly about Neige? Besides being a neo-nazi I don't give a fuck once in his life.
ArsMoriendi 02.13.17	@Enigma: If you find Devin Townshend hot, then we have very different taste in men indeed. lol
hesperus 02.13.17	wait what neige was a neo-nazi? hang on i might have to change my answers
SandwichBubble 02.13.17	Fuck, Marry, Dump (SputnikMusic users edition) Fuck, Marry, Dump (inanimate objects edition)
TheEnigma 02.13.17	"If you find Devin Townshend hot, then we have very different taste in men indeed. lol" I don't think he's physically attractive, but his music is like mmmmm we could fuck all night in the dark
TheEnigma 02.13.17	Steven Wilson is twice my age, but he seems like he'd be a gentle lover. Not sure what all this is about Neige being a Neo-Nazi...
Brewtality91 02.13.17	Why can't you be like Mikael Ackerfeldt, Justin Timberlake and Devin Townsend? Or what about George Fisher? LOL Mikael Stanne is good looking.
hansoloshotfirst 02.13.17	think it's about his past with Peste Noire
ArsMoriendi 02.13.17	"Fuck, Marry, Dump (SputnikMusic users edition)" I'm so tempted to make this one. xD
TheEnigma 02.13.17	^fuck yeah do it up!
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Gotta change it to fuck marry kill though, dumping is for pussies. Its gotta be all or nothing.
ArsMoriendi 02.13.17	"^fuck yeah do it up!" My list will be a shitstorm, but here goes nothing! lmao
Deathconscious 02.13.17	It will be, but i enjoy shitstorms for the most part.
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	if we're talking about their musical output ; fuck neige, marry devin, kill steve. probs the same if we're talking about carnal intercourse too
Evreaia 02.13.17	"Not sure what all this is about Neige being a Neo-Nazi..." Neige played drums on "Peste Noire - Aryan Supremacy" And people like to call other people nazi's lately.
Deathconscious 02.13.17	Everyones a nazi. Im a nazi, youre a nazi, we're all nazis. Nazis.
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	hitler was just misunderstood
hansoloshotfirst 02.13.17	adolf's coming out
Maco097 02.13.17	'Neige played drums on "Peste Noire - Aryan Supremacy" ' He also co-wrote the songs in Aryan Supremacy. Obviously the pussy denies it now as if never happened. Considering it will ruin everything he worked for with Alcest.
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	he was just experimenting with Nazism like we all do at some point or rather let it slide
TheEnigma 02.13.17	Shit, just did some digging into it, I had no idea. That blows.
Maco097 02.13.17	Still a bitch-ass pussy.
TheEnigma 02.13.17	Alcest, Lantlôs and Amesoeurs still rule though...
wwf 02.13.17	damn sputnik you guys can't even gay right
ZippaThaRippa 02.13.17	Which is surprising since half the community claims to be trans-am-pansexual
Sevengill 02.13.17	y'all're gay
Flugmorph 02.13.17	kill steven wilson, everything else would be creepy fuck neige i guess (dont know how he looks tho) marry fucking devy thats no contest. in fact that would be a dream of mine.
kascetcadettt 02.13.17	seriously kill all of them
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	it's probably best you don't know what neige looks like, def a paper bag job. If you could just masturbate to the dulcet tones of his music and splooge on his back or something i recommend that.
Flugmorph 02.13.17	but hes french so hes probably a good lover
wwf 02.13.17	Neige isnt thatttt bad looking for a long haired skinny metalhead He's even kind of got effeminate features
EphemeralEternity 02.13.17	ye he does well to dissemble his inner neo nazi, i had no idea he was a militant white supremacist of the Aryan brotherhood
Storm In A Teacup 02.13.17	backlash for misogyny? mal is a guy. more than most guys are straight. that's fucking dumb if people were actually upset over some shit like that
Flugmorph 02.13.17	me neither
danielito19 02.13.17	neige is okay i guess but dump the prog goofballs
TheEnigma 02.13.17	"mal is a guy. more than most guys are straight. that's fucking dumb if people were actually upset over some shit like that" People weren't upset, just chirping