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Pencil's Week 12 NFL 'Ems

fuck I'm late this week. I did get these done last night at least.
Self Preserved While The Bodies Float Up

Minnesota Vikings (6-4) @ *Detroit Lions (6-4)
TURKEY DAY GAME NUMBER ONE BITCHES. So Week 12 starts with a NFC North duel for the ages, as truth be told this game could end up deciding who wins the division. Despite the Vikings showing some signs they may have gotten back on track, Matt Stafford is having one hell of a season so I can see that tough son of a gun leading his team to a win at home.
2Beastie Boys
Paul's Boutique

*Washington Gobble-Gobbles (6-3-1) @ Dallas Cowboys (9-1)
TURKEY DAY GAME NUMBER TWO BITCHES. Also, UPSET NUMBER ONE BITCHES. Yeah that’s right, I actually have the Cowboys losing at home on Thanksgiving; but not (entirely) because I’m a biased asshole, but because the Cowboys have shown they struggle against their division. That’s it really.
*10-1? jesus fuck their playoff collapse is going to be sweeter and sweeter*
3Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

*Pittsburgh Steelers (5-5) @ Indianapolis Colts (5-5)
TURKEY DAY GAME NUMBER THREE BITCHES-oh wait I hate both these teams fuck. So two teams that in theory be better than they are, but truth be told I knew the Colts weren’t going to bounce back this year lol. Anyway, the Steelers defense is a little better than the Colts, so Big Ben and Co. leave Indy with a win in what may be a good game but I won’t bother to watch cause again, Fuck these two.
4Queens of the Stone Age
...Like Clockwork

*Tennessee Titans (5-6) @ Chicago Bears (2-8)
Do you know how annoying it is to hear all this complaining (albeit valid) complaining about the Bears? As a Chicagoan- I can assure you all it’s VERY annoying. Cutler is gone for the rest of the season (and probably rest of his career oops), and with Alshon Jeffery on suspension, this won’t be a pretty one to watch (for the Bears).
The Shape of Punk to Come

Jacksonville Jaguars (2-8) @ *Buffalo Bills (5-5)
Upside for Jacksonville, they’ll be able to reach their full potential once Bradley is kicked to the curb [2]. Oh and Bortles too :L
6Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

Cincinnati Bengals (3-6-1) @ *Baltimore Ravens (5-5)
Despite the fact the Bengals are in a 5(!) game winning streak against the Ravens, the Ravens defense should be competent enough to snap that like Ray Lewis snapped the lives away from those 2 men on that cold Atlanta night 16 years ago.
7Carissa's Wierd
Songs About Leaving

Arizona Cardinals (4-5-1) @ *Atlanta Falcons (6-4)
It’s Matty Ice vs. Carson Palmer. Despite the Cardinals defense being rather solid, and the Falcons defense being a solid piece of poop, offense will win out this game, and few teams are really much better than the Falcons… in the passing attack at least. Tho their run game ain’t bad either.
The Sound of Perseverance

*New York Giants (7-3) @ Cleveland Browns (0-11)
Wouldn’t it make more sense for the Ravens to be the long suffering team instead of the Browns cause karma?
9maudlin of the Well

Los Angeles Rams (7-9) @ *New Orleans Saints (4-6)
Drew Brees should keep the Rams on the road to their cozy record of 7 wins and 9 losses. And Jeff Fisher on the significantly less smooth road of unemployment.
Operation: Doomsday

San Francisco 49ers ( :[ ) @ *Miami Dolphins (6-4)
What does it take for a team's CEO to get fired? Then watch next week we actually beat the Bears and fuck up getting the second overall pick. Fuck you, York. Fuck you, Baalke [2].
11Say Anything
...Is a Real Boy

*San Diego Chargers (4-6) @ Houston Texans (6-4)
UPSET NUMBER TWO BITCHES. So for whatever reason, the idea of Philip Rivers balling out this game makes sense to me, so I’m going to have to go with his adorable, meme-able face this week.
12Animal Collective

Seattle Seahawks (7-2-1) @ *Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-5)
UPSET NUMBER THREE BITCHES. Idk going with an arbitrary gut feeling here. Carry on.
13David Bowie

*New England Patriots (8-2) @ New York Jets (3-7)
Normally in this situation, I would pick the Jets forcing a win here at home, but seeing as they’re not a team that’s destined to get screwed out of the playoffs in Week 17 like last year, I have to go with the actual better team this year.

Carolina Panthers (4-6) @ *Oakland Raiders (8-2)
It’s weird how the loss of one player can turn a defense from great to bad, even with Luke Kuechly. Other teams head-hunting Newton is not helping him either tho. Anyway the Raiders keep finding ways to win, and this week on paper should be no different.
15At the Drive-In
Relationship of Command

Kansas City Chiefs (7-3) @ *Denver Broncos (7-3)
This game should honestly come down to the wire, but it’s usually the safer pick to go with the home team in that situation… Hence my pick of the Broncos.
In Rainbows

Green Clay Matthews III Packers (4-6) @ *Philadelphia Eagles
Aaaaaannnnddd Week 12 ends with a game that adds another log to the fire underneath Green Bay’s DC’s seat.
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