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GROOVY

SURE, I COULD HAVE STAYED IN THE PAST. I COULD HAVE EVEN BEEN KING. BUT IN MY OWN WAY, I *AM* KING. HAIL TO THE KING, BABY.
1Fuath
I


First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
2Mare Cognitum
Phobos Monolith


Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
3Myrath
Legacy


You know, your shoe lace is untied.
4Scar Symmetry
The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity


Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...
5The Tea Party
Splendor Solis


Who wants some?
6Coves
Soft Friday


Hey! What's that you got on your face?
7Muse
Drones


Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
8Sevendust
Kill the Flaw


Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
9Lascar
Absence


Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
10Rings of Saturn
Lugal Ki En


Come get some.
11Soundtrack (Video Game)
Alice: Madness Returns


Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!
12Lost Horizon
A Flame To The Ground Beneath


Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
13Epica
The Quantum Enigma


Gimme some sugar, baby.
14Amaranthe
Massive Addictive


Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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