SCREAM!: Extreme ratings

SCREAM! 01.16.16	In b4 someone mocks that overbearing ashes description m/
onionbubs 01.16.16	6/5 - Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral. This really merits more than a 5. 0/5 - Hello Kitty Suicide Club - ^_^. It's the only album I have 1d These are generic picks, but whatever. I stand by them.
Satellite 01.16.16	oh man choosing one of each is tough. but... Talking Heads - Remain in Light 6/5 Underoath - They're Only Chasing Safety 0/5 (sry Jesus)
MO 01.16.16	6/5 - Opeth - My Arms Your Hearse. It's basically infinity out of 5 but yea 0/5 - rings of saturn - dungir. this thing doesn't even deserve capital of letters
torts 01.16.16	I enjoy this idea 6/5 front bottoms self titled 0/5 fall out boy - american beauty fuck off also no way dingir is a 0
Ocean of Noise 01.16.16	6/5 - OK Computer, maybe? I'm really not sure. And idk if I hate any album THAT much lol
MistaCrave 01.16.16	6/5 - Agalloch - The Mantle (Pale Folklore is close behind) 0/5 - Morbid Angel - Illud Divinium Insanus
CaimanJesus 01.16.16	6/5 - Cult of Luna - Somewhere Along the Highway 0/5 would be Knives by Aiden I guess. I usually tend to avoid music that I know I'll hate
ScuroFantasma 01.16.16	6/5 is tough, maybe Tyr - Valkyrja or Green Novice - Padabesi 0/5 - Hello Kitty Suicide Club - ^_^ [2] pure trash
MistaCrave 01.16.16	tyr wut
Gameofmetal 01.16.16	tyr is pretty good
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.16.16	id give captain queef-fart a 0 and mezz a 6
Dylan620 01.16.16	6/5 OK Computer [2] Haven't heard any album I'd 0 yet
Ocean of Noise 01.16.16	what about Blue Lines tho Potsy
TalonsOfFire 01.16.16	6/5 Modest Mouse - The Moon & Antarctica 0/5 Hello Kitty Suicide Club - ^_^
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.16.16	what about it.
Ocean of Noise 01.16.16	it's better than Mezz
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.16.16	its not tho
Ocean of Noise 01.16.16	But what if you're wrong :O jk I just never really got the hype for Mezz tbh, I like it but I've always liked Blue Lines way better
ArsMoriendi 01.16.16	Probably We're Only in It for the Money 6/5 and IDK worst thing I've listened to is probably John Lennon Unfinished Music No1: Two Virgins so I guess that'd get the 0/5.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.16.16	"But what if you're wrong :O " bro im infallible
Asdfp277 01.16.16	6/5 - Bjork's Homogenic 0/5 - Planta Carnívora's Vagina Dentata
ScuroFantasma 01.16.16	@Mista Valkyrja is fantastic man give it a go
MistaCrave 01.16.16	I mean I guess I'll give it a shot, but I listened to that band a while back and never saw anything worth a 5/5, let alone a 6/5 lol
Conmaniac 01.16.16	6/5 - Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind 0/5 - Kid Cudi - Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven only reason 3eb gets the extra point is because of how nostalgic that album is for me and how well it has aged (at least IMO). cudi's album is just garbage, havent FULLY LISTENED to a worse album (if I don't think I will enjoy an album I won't put myself through the whole album. I only rate albums I've actually listened to enough to rate them)
oltnabrick 01.16.16	Porcupine Tree - In Absentia 0/5
Archael 01.16.16	6/5 - Sweet trip - velocity : design : comfort Don't really have a 0/5 tbh.
ZippaThaRippa 01.16.16	6/5 - Wolfchant - Bloody Tales from Disgraced Lands still effortlessly fun and entertaining even though I have been listening to it for almost as long as I have been listening to metal. I have outgrown so many of my 'favorite' bands but this one is timeless. 0/5 - Between the Buried and Me - Colors Worst metal vocal performance in recorded history. Pure, unadulterated garbage
MO 01.16.16	boom
ShadowRemains 01.16.16	6/5 nespithe 0/5 doomthrone
ZippaThaRippa 01.16.16	Shit you're seriously serious about Demillich
tempest-- 01.16.16	well my fav album OAT is rust in peace but idk I feel like 6/5 should prob go to like wish you were here or somethin 0/5 prob like erotic diarrhoea fantasy idk I try to avoid music thats rly shitty
tempest-- 01.16.16	no pun intended
ZippaThaRippa 01.16.16	Oh shit, I remember that. What was the name of that band? Torsofuck?
ScuroFantasma 01.16.16	That's the one
SCREAM! 01.16.16	"0/5 - Between the Buried and Me - Colors Worst metal vocal performance in recorded history. Pure, unadulterated garbage" Hahahahaha oh man I don't even like these guys but I can't even imagine hating them this much
SCREAM! 01.16.16	surprised no one has picked floyd as 6/5 yet
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.16.16	the vocal performances on alaska and silent circus are objectively much worse anyway
Satellite 01.16.16	wywh is def sixable
Satellite 01.16.16	yeah that was the most hyperbolic sentence of the history of mankind
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.16.16	pre much
ShadowRemains 01.16.16	"Shit you're seriously serious about Demillich" zip you don't get to decide what is valid or not
StallionMang 01.16.16	loveless, vu and nico, pet sounds, endtroducing all super-5s
Mister Twister 01.16.16	6/5 - Aspid - Extravasation 0/5 - Queensryche - Dedicated to Chaos
SCREAM! 01.16.16	"loveless, vu and nico, pet sounds, endtroducing all super-5s" I knew someone would come and try to bend the rules
Snowdog808 01.16.16	6/5- Rush- Hemispheres 0/5- Blood on the Dance Floor- Bitchcraft
IronGiant 01.16.16	6/5 Loveless 0/5 anything not loveless
Satellite 01.16.16	not sure how or why any self-respecting music listener would subject themselves to dogshit like brokencyde and blood on the dance floor. like, i get it if you're 13 and trying to upset your parents, but your presence on this site alone suggests you're an audiophile of sorts with hopefully some degree of discerning taste. what about them made you want to listen to entire albums by them? are you desperate to have your preconceived notions validated? and then you have the gall to bitch about how terrible it is. what the fuck were you expecting? this has always perplexed me and i genuinely need answers. help me please.
porcupinetheater 01.16.16	6/5: either Closing Time - Tom Waits or Bath - maudlin of the Well. Had a complete breakdown listening to Closing Time walking around the empty streets in the middle of the night last summer, probably the most powerful musical moment of my life, and Bath is just compositionally the most extraordinary record I've heard. 0/5: Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomalies - Cephalotripsy Being boring is, like, the worst sin an artist can commit, and boy oh boy did Cephalotripsy commit it.
Hawks 01.16.16	6/5: Agalloch - Pale Folklore 0/5: Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus
ScuroFantasma 01.16.16	@Sat that's a good question and I kinda agree with you but I think it's useful to hear those kinds of albums for a few reasons. You can first of all not just dismiss something because of its reputation, you can get a basis for what truly qualifies as a bad album sometimes and judge other stuff in comparison to your rock bottom, and you can kinda analyse what it is about the music that you don't like which I guess can help you find stuff that does appeal.
Satellite 01.16.16	brokencyde is certainly the type of band one can safely dismiss after a 15 sec youtube clip. that's what i did 6 or so years ago when their awfulness became a sort of viral endurance test. and i don't need to know how far rock bottom goes when there's so much good music that my ears haven't heard yet. i appreciate the response but i'm still no less baffled.
DoofusWainwright 01.16.16	6/5 = The The - infected 0/5 = that one really cruddy Death Grips album I probably can't stand, you pick Sat - terrible music can be funny?
UpwardSpiral 01.16.16	6/5 Unwound - Leaves Turn Inside You 0/5 FFDP - Got Your Six
CalculatingInfinity 01.16.16	6/5 = Dir en Grey - Dum Spiro Spero. 0/5 = Anything from Blood on the Dance Floor take your pick tbh
DustyTill 01.16.16	6/5 Led Zeppelin - How The West Was Won 0/5 Unleashing My Demons - Tran(ce)scen(e)dance
Sinternet 01.16.16	6/5 johnny foreigner - waited up til it was light 0/5 craig david - born to do it
Deez 01.16.16	6/5 Kayo Dot - Choirs of the eye 0/5 infinite possibilities (thats not an album) Was just going to put Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus then saw Hawks. Well played sir.
SCREAM! 01.16.16	MistaCrave had that one as his 0 before Hawks as well Seeing some of these 6/5's is giving me motivation to check out some albums I've been putting off
ScuroFantasma 01.16.16	"0/5 Unleashing My Demons - Tran(ce)scen(e)dance" Those cleans though
MoosechriS 01.16.16	6/5 would possibly be Warning - watching from a distance 0/5 - bullet for my valentine - fever
SCREAM! 01.16.16	I figured you'd choose some obscure bm. Nice pick though man
R6Rider 01.16.16	Ashes is still my fave Agalloch as well.
Gameofmetal 01.16.16	""0/5 Unleashing My Demons - Tran(ce)scen(e)dance"" yea easiest negative 1000/0 ever
enedwaith 01.16.16	6/5 mayhem's deathcrush 0/5 gorgut's obscura
enedwaith 01.16.16	also moose m/ warning is great. have you listened to 40 watt sun? i think it's better than warning, maybe less doomy though
SCREAM! 01.16.16	"0/5 gorgut's obscura" cursor hovers over delete button
p4p 01.16.16	6/5 - Johannes Brahms - Ein deutsches Requiem 0/5 - Myrimin new album
Gameofmetal 01.16.16	"cursor hovers over delete button" fucking do it
Satellite 01.16.16	"Sat - terrible music can be funny?" can it, though? i mean i enjoy watching shitty low budget b-movies akin to the ones you see on ms3k (and rlm's best of the worst) with my friends. it's very fun and i legitimately appreciate the awfulness and incompetence. so i can understand where you're coming from to a certain extent. but for me personally, shitty music is different. it's just painful and there's no enjoyment to be found. not saying you're wrong, though.
Satellite 01.16.16	http://i.imgur.com/b9He2XE.png also what the shit is this? got this notice after posting itt.
torts 01.16.16	OK come on, if you can't chuckle at something like darkthrone, hello kitty suicide club, or swagbob you jus a square
Satellite 01.16.16	or maybe an adult ¯\|_(ツ)_/¯ also i have no idea who the fuck any of those bands are
someguest 01.16.16	"also what the shit is this? got this notice after posting itt." haha, I got a redirection notice but not a message like that. they've probably been hacked again.
Satellite 01.16.16	you can't deceive me, sputnik. nice try. my cat is snoring
someguest 01.16.16	wish we had a cat rip stella
Satellite 01.16.16	rip stella indeed :/ i hope gus outlives me
Snake. 01.16.16	0/5 Bring Me the Horizon - discog
someguest 01.16.16	Stella was the only one that hated me as much as I hate me. That's a special relationship I'll never be able to recreate. :'(
SCREAM! 01.16.16	Don't worry guest, we all hate you here :)
JokineAugustus 01.16.16	6/5 Gorguts - Obscura 0/5 One Direction - Up all Night
MoosechriS 01.16.16	@ scream - it was the first record that came to mind, as depressing as it is not many records can change my entire mood just from the sound of the openning note. Gris - il etait une foret is another record that moves me in the same way though, on reflection i could have picked a few bm albums but warning was the first that popped in there. @ enedwaith - i've got the 40 watt sun record too dude and it is amazing, i prefer the warning record over it though (only just though).
enedwaith 01.16.16	yeah man it's close for sure
torts 01.16.16	"or maybe an adult ¯\|_(ツ)_/¯" I bet you still laugh at south park and family guy
Satellite 01.16.16	sp yes, although i haven't seen a new ep in like 7 yrs family guy is dogshit
Satellite 01.16.16	simpsons seasons 1-9 are where it's at
torts 01.16.16	I rest my case
Satellite 01.16.16	elaborate because you seem to be on shaky legal ground here son
torts 01.16.16	all three are garbage, you are in fact a square
Satellite 01.16.16	being called a square by some kid with an anime avatar is nothing if not a compliment so thx hun
torts 01.16.16	lmao moron
Satellite 01.16.16	how many fedoras do you own
torts 01.16.16	d i e
enedwaith 01.16.16	5.0 classic Converge Jane Doe David Bowie Blackstar Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism Every Time I Die Hot Damn! Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea The Front Bottoms The Front Bottoms The Front Bottoms Rose Touche Amore/La Dispute Searching for a Pulse/The Worth of the World
Satellite 01.16.16	torts how do i get my katana collection past airport security? help plz
torts 01.16.16	car crash. get in one.
Satellite 01.16.16	yo torts what's the best way to get jizz stains off a sailor moon poster? asking for a friend
enedwaith 01.16.16	torts do u no were i can get a waifu pillo plz arigato
Satellite 01.16.16	i think he seppuku'd himself :/ r.i.p.
torts 01.16.16	suicide note: I'm gay
romulanrancor 01.16.16	6/5 - Megadeth - Rust In Peace 0/5 - Sachiko M - Bar Sachiko
Mystletainn 01.16.16	Torts putting on a show again 6/5 Possessed - 7even churches 0.5 - I don't think I hate anything that much... Probably an Attila LP.
Sinternet 01.17.16	don't torts yourself buddy
Asdfp277 01.17.16	anime is cool but torts can be an ass :[
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.17.16	yeah torts is definitely a big douche
ZippaThaRippa 01.17.16	LordePots 0/5
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.17.16	u can pretend you wouldnt 6/5 me all u want it still wont score you a date
ZippaThaRippa 01.17.16	Okay well I've tried breaking down your self esteem to get you to sleep with me and now I don't know what to do so fuck
CrazyDiamond7 01.17.16	6/5- Either Loveless, The Joshua Tree, or Ok Computer/Kid A 0/5- Not sure, maybe Attack Attack- Someday came suddenly or some Brokencyde shit.
basikchanL 01.18.16	6/5 yung weej - sakeworld 0/5 prob like a metal thingy?? or eminem... idk tbh.
TheMagicalBlender 01.18.16	6/5 - Megadeth - Rust in Peace [2] 0/5 - Insane Clown Posse - The Wraith: Shangri-La
Spacesh1p 02.29.16	Bumpin this. Not sure about the 6/5. For the 0/5, I think I'm gonna go with Bar Sachiko. I think you have to have the most inclusive personal definition of music imaginable for one to even consider this music. This is one of the few things in the world that is offensively awful. You can perhaps make an argument that it approaches the pinnacle of minimalism in sound but even so that's clutching at straws.
Mystletainn 02.29.16	bar sachiko is beautiful
Spacesh1p 02.29.16	I respectfully disagree with the opinion that you are entitled to.
SCREAM! 02.29.16	Civility? Not on my sput
Mystletainn 02.29.16	[2]
Mystletainn 02.29.16	call me a hipster asshole or something
Spacesh1p 02.29.16	And ruin all that goodwill we have so carefully constructed in those Obliteration threads? No chance my close and intimate friend.
MyNameIsPencil 02.29.16	If I had to choose a 6/5, I'd have to pick my much-gushed over favourte Weezer's Blue Album. It just brings me back to a better time. Plus it's aged pretty well a 0/5, I guess Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz
smaugman 02.29.16	Foxtrot - Genesis is a 6/5
Mystletainn 02.29.16	So you see our comradery as something so fragile I see?
Spacesh1p 02.29.16	I feel like I just got "u look nice babe" "u mean i don't look nice every day?" 'ed