MO
05.13.15 | it's big mac ya big fuc
man are you missing out on life all of these pretty much rule bro |
adr
05.13.15 | holy shit MO |
puntugruhm
05.13.15 | wow you must not get out much. i mean strawberries? c'mon. |
zakalwe
05.13.15 | Chicken Madras washed down with a cobra beer is pretty much the only thing in life that keeps me going. |
Mort.
05.13.15 | Zak is on point basically yeah |
deathschool
05.13.15 | Lol? |
NakedSnake
05.14.15 | Things I would rather die than eat: Mustard, Pickles, Jalapenos, Mayonnaise |
demigod!
05.14.15 | i love curry so much damn dude |
someguest
05.14.15 | "Big Mack"
tmi, bro |
BallsToTheWall
05.14.15 | Guest got to it before I did. How do you not even strawberry? |
Funeralopolis
05.14.15 | how the fuck have you never eaten these |
MuhNamesTyler
05.14.15 | step up your egg game bro
But yea fuck mustard with every fiber of my being that and pickles |
DrMaximus
05.14.15 | So in other words you don't eat at all |
Sevengill
05.14.15 | So in other words you don't eat at all [2] |
MuhNamesTyler
05.14.15 | For real tho how have you not had an egg |
Balerion
05.14.15 | Egg and strawberry? Wut |
AmericanFlagAsh
05.14.15 | How is it possible than you've never eaten an egg? |
deathschool
05.14.15 | Like, you've never even had an egg on a fast food breakfast sandwich or something? I honestly don't even believe you. |
adr
05.14.15 | people thinking this isn't a troll list lol
lol |
adr
05.14.15 | tomatos are beautiful |
adr
05.14.15 | i actually never tried Lobsters and Curry tho |
ArsMoriendi
05.14.15 | How someone could avoid eating eggs and tomatoes is beyond me.
Curry is amazing, I recommend it! |
PotsyTater
05.14.15 | i do not believe u |
ButteryBiscuitBass
05.14.15 | tommies are good for your gonads |
Ryus
05.14.15 | i have not tried a big mac but everything else on this list rules |
DoofusWainwright
05.14.15 | Wtf |
beefshoes
05.14.15 | I've never drank chocolate milk. Lactose intolerance. |
demigod!
05.14.15 | big macs are way overrated but wtf @ the rest
except for chalupa the hell is that? sounds good tho |
MuhNamesTyler
05.14.15 | You should go try one it's prob only like 39 cents or somethin |
PotsyTater
05.14.15 | "Im not surr why I would make this up but smoke weed man"
me neither but i dont understand how you could have lived for 20 some years without eating a tomato, strawberries, fish in general, mustard, curry, apple pie, or eggs
like if uve ever had a burger u instantly have had a tomato and mustard unless you have like specifically asked for no tomato or mustard every single time you've gotten a burger your entire life
and then strawberries and eggs too like have u never had breakfast?
u would have to like actively avoid trying most of these things to have not had them, are you just like disgusted by the site of them or something? |
Snake.
05.14.15 | never had lobster or big mac either |
zakalwe
05.14.15 | Big Mac. A bullshit copy of the real deal that's been cheaply packaged and looks like it's been thrown at the wall before its handed to you on a plastic tray.
Honestly prison food > |
PotsyTater
05.14.15 | lobster and big mac i can understand having never had |
SharkTooth
05.14.15 | A lot of the things here are so commonplace as food items I'm wondering what your parents gave you as a child
But than again you're probably trollin |
JohnnyoftheWell
05.14.15 | Curry and fish are life. Try them. |
TedSchmosby
05.14.15 | apple pie is best pie |
MuhNamesTyler
05.14.15 | "I've never drank chocolate milk. Lactose intolerance."
I would end my life. I drink tons of milk |
PotsyTater
05.14.15 | yeah i do not believe |
chinesewhispers
05.14.15 | Cheese makes me vomit
except mozzarella, that shit's p good |
PotsyTater
05.14.15 | the fuck |
MuhNamesTyler
05.14.15 | Cheese is diary therefore it is awesome |
chinesewhispers
05.14.15 | It is not I'll play Hostel 2 with your babies before I eat it again |
ArsMoriendi
05.15.15 | "Cheese makes me vomit"
You should see your doctor about that because you are missing out on a huge part of western civilization. |
PotsyTater
05.15.15 | this is true |
zakalwe
05.15.15 | Yanks have cheese with absolutely everything but the thing is its shit processed cheese that makes you hurl anyway. You're missing nothing. |
PappyMason
05.15.15 | I've seen it called 'imitation cheese'.
Seriously, what is that all about? Just have cheese. |
ArsMoriendi
05.15.15 | As if Kraft American cheese counts, I'm talking about real cheese dude. |
PappyMason
05.15.15 | Cheese is life, yeah. |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | actually no you don't. the cheese slowly rots and processing is different |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | couldn't live without strawberries and mustard. great combo |
ArsMoriendi
05.15.15 | gouda, asiago, extra sharp cheddar... I want cheese now. |
PotsyTater
05.15.15 | u forgoit asiago extra sharp chedz n ghouda |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | extra sharp. how amurican |
gagnonov
05.15.15 | is ok computer food |
zakalwe
05.15.15 | I love a cheese and pickle sandwich come to think of it. Branston Pickle, is that a worldwide condiment? Should be, a ploughmans lunch would stop wars. |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | pickles are actually the only food i don't like. unless it is hiding in a greasy burger of some sort |
ffs
05.15.15 | check out these fucking noobs "eating" their food lmao |
PappyMason
05.15.15 | One of my more recent discoveries has been a Spanish cheese called Manchego. Damn its sexy. |
PotsyTater
05.15.15 | manchego aka jesus cheese is the tits
so dank
sheep and goat cheeses are amaze |
zakalwe
05.15.15 | Branston Pickle is made from a variety of diced vegetables, including swede, carrots, onions, cauliflower and gherkins pickled in a sauce made from vinegar, tomato, apple and dates with spices such as mustard, coriander, garlic, cinnamon, pepper, cloves, nutmeg and cayenne pepper with sugar.
Jesus we don't half eat some shite over here. |
PotsyTater
05.15.15 | "including swede"
damn those pickles have smoke weed every daye in them? |
ArsMoriendi
05.15.15 | "check out these fucking noobs "eating" their food lmao"
So I assume you use the South Park method of shoving it up your ass. |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | finally something to use nutmeg for |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | ars would like that to be true |
ShadowRemains
05.15.15 | lutefisk, never plan to either |
MuhNamesTyler
05.15.15 | Those little mini babybel cheeses oh man |
PotsyTater
05.15.15 | oh man babybel |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | what is nutella? |
ArsMoriendi
05.15.15 | Chocolate and hazelnut spread... |
NorthernSkylark
05.15.15 | what is chocolate? |
ffs
05.15.15 | all the extinct foods. dang dodo must have been hecka tastes |
SharkTooth
05.15.15 | "never had nutella either I have actually never even seen it irl"
It was about the same for me until like 1-2 years ago |
PappyMason
05.15.15 | Lol. I envy you. |
DrMaximus
06.13.15 | So have you tried any of these foods yet |
deathschool
06.13.15 | He never hadn't tried them in the first place smh |
jmnewcomer18
06.13.15 | aight gtg pce |
sonictheplumber
06.13.15 | i fucking hate picky eaters |
unclereich
07.02.19 | I have had a strawberry and won’t have another it was lame. Went to Panda Express for the first time and had the fried rice which had egg in it and it wasn’t anything special so still no egg pretty much |
Morningrise767
07.02.19 | You gotta dip yo Strawberries in chocolate bro |
unclereich
07.02.19 | Nah man fruit isn’t dessert. |
Morningrise767
07.02.19 | hahaha valid point there bro xD |
unclereich
07.02.19 | :p hence the no apple pie, wouldn’t touch it if i were starving. Now apples are amazing. Pie as a whole is shite |
Morningrise767
07.02.19 | Haha fair enough! I love food, so I'm not really (that) picky :P |
unclereich
07.02.19 | I am not picky, I know that sounds like hogwash, i just don’t like trying new things in general and i like what i like and stick to it |
GhandhiLion
07.02.19 | I recommend combining them all and getting it over and done with. |
Morningrise767
07.02.19 | Hahaha! Most of this stuff could mix together just fine ; ) |
unclereich
07.02.19 | Ew :0 |
bach
07.02.25 | did you ever get around to mustard |
unclereich
07.02.25 | I’ve accidentally tried it. Worst thing I’ve ever tasted. Same with strawberries |
Dedes
07.02.25 | Strawberries are wonderful when they're REALLY ripe
Out of season they're uncomfortably tart and often a bit hard
Mustard is brand reliant imo like French's yellow mustard is mid as fuck but like, Grey Poupon Dijon or maybe my potential favorite Inglehoffer sweet and spicy are flavor city |
bach
07.02.25 | love mustard bro
Dijon
Spicy brown
Cuban style mustard
Honey
Hot
You can't go wrong |
bach
07.02.25 | You've never had fish bro? I need you to blacken some salmon and knock that shit back dude |
unclereich
07.02.25 | No I like fish now this list is 10 years old. |
budgie
07.02.25 | indian food is fucking overrated garbage |
bach
07.02.25 | worst opinion quite possibly of all time budgie. |
bach
07.02.25 | Reich awesome bro I knew you could do it |
bach
07.02.25 | I could literally eat chicken tikka masala every single day |
Dedes
07.02.25 | Never had Tikka Masala
Or in truth
Any Indian food outside of using Naan bread as a dipping vessel for Ful Mufummad (excellent Egyptian dish using fava beans but I use pinto since fava is like searching for fucking blood diamonds here |
budgie
07.02.25 | the nastiest meals ive ever been served were indian food in scotland and indian food in LA
fuckin disgusting |
unclereich
07.02.25 | Yea Indian food is heinous sorry I won’t even bother with it. Had a thimble of curry, fuck that.
I still haven’t had a lobster, Big Mac, or a chalupa.
Eggs taste terrible smell terrible but look good.
Apple pie is pretty awful. Fruit flavored desserts in general are played out and mostly abhorrent.
Tomatoes are the worst fruit by a wide margin. They’re fun to grow and ketchup is amazing but few things gross me out more than a raw tomato.
I feel like I sound like user tundra but with food opinions |
Sharenge
07.02.25 | I'll take ur chalupa if you don't want it |
budgie
07.02.25 | few things are better than a nice backyard garden heirloom tomato sliced on sourdough with some salt
cherokee green, black cherry, black krim, yummmmmmmmmm |
budgie
07.02.25 | "Eggs taste terrible smell terrible but look good.
ive always said supermarket eggs smell like wet sock but ppl act like im crazy
good quality eggs dont smell like that though |
unclereich
07.02.25 | Yea some people live for them. Can’t abide. |
budgie
07.02.25 | if you dont like eggs does that mean you dont like quiche
|
unclereich
07.02.25 | can't say ive ever had one of those things |
budgie
07.02.25 | https://www.papillesetpupilles.fr/wp-content/uploads/2005/07/Quiche-Lorraine.jpeg |
bach
07.02.25 | to each their own. Really love aromatic foods. Tbh not a fan of most japanese food myself, but I see why people fuck with it. Just not for my palette. |
gabba
07.02.25 | Yesterday I ate too many oysters & scallops, had a bad night so I think I need to take a break for a while. |
bach
07.02.25 | Food from the UK and Iceland look revolting but im sure I could find something to appreciate. |
unclereich
07.02.25 | Those loaded potatoes I see that guy make on ig in the uk look dank |
bach
07.02.25 | baked potatoes are one of those things I love but never order out. I'd be on board for one of them so long as they keep pea mush away. Every country probably has a dish i would never touch. Iceland is particlarly ridiculous though, Google image search "Icelandic food" and the first 4 pics are of boiled sheep heads |
unclereich
07.02.25 | Iceland is one of the most interesting places on earth tho. If you get the chance to go don’t hesitate. They have burgers there most countries do fortunately |
bach
07.02.25 | very beautiful and special place. its on the list for sure. |
Dedes
07.02.25 | @reich
Heretical scum
A bona fide high quality apple pie is the kingpin amongst fruit pies and even goes toe to toe with more decadent faves i.e peanut butter and banana cream |
Sharenge
07.02.25 | more pie for us |
unclereich
07.02.25 | Pumpkin pie is great. All other pies suck I was just singling out apple due to its prevalence and popularity. |