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| My Favorite Worst Lyrics
There are some lyrics that are so bad, that they are hilarious. These are my
top 15 | 15 | Big Sean Dance
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ass ass ass ass . Stop. Now make that motherfucker hammertime | 14 | Red Hot Chili Peppers Around the World
ning, nang, nong, nong, neng, neng, nong, nong, ning, nang I know I know it's you
ning, nang, nong, nong, neng, neng, nong, nong, ning, nang | 13 | Lmfao Party Rock Anthem
Yo, I'm runnin' through these ho's like Drano
I got that devilish flow, rock 'n' roll, no halo
We party rock, yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'
On the rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin | 12 | Lil Wayne Every Girl in the World
"My sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on
phonics" | 11 | J Dash Wop
"Hotter than a baby in the microwave" | 10 | Chris Brown
?And she accidentally slip and fall on my dick
Oops, I said ?on my dick?
I ain?t really mean to say ?on my dick?
but since we talking about my dick
all of you haters say hi to it
I?m done? | 9 | 3oh3! Don't Trust Me
"Tell your boyfriend, if he says hes got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I'm not
fucking scared of him" | 8 | Kiss Burn Bitch Burn
"I wanna put my log in your fireplace"
You would Gene.... You so would... | 7 | Eminem Love the Way You Lie
"Now you watch her crawl out the window, guess that's why they call it window
pane."
Ugh this one cuts me like daggers it is so shitty | 6 | Eminem Despicable
"Man I throw down in the kitchen, I hit your mom with my omlet" | 5 | Nicki Minaj Stupid Hoe
"Ice my wrists and I piss on bitches
You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes" | 4 | Pitbull Give Me Everything
"Me not working hard? / Yea, right! / Picture that with a Kodak / And, better yet,
go to Times Square / Take a picture of me with a Kodak."
Like seriously what the fuck does that mean | 3 | Lmfao Sexy and I know it
"When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Lee rock out at the club" | 2 | Gucci Mane Nothing on You
"Just bought my wife some glass shoes, cuz her ass is thick as a pumpkin" | 1 | Juicy J Bandz a Maker Her Dance
"Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spielnigga" -Lil Wayne | |
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11.14.13 | Needless to say I have been forced to listen to a lot of club music at college parties | dmp3131
11.14.13 | 9 hell yeah hahah that one gets me every tiem | StallionMang
11.14.13 | "Steven Spielnigga" | demigod!
11.14.13 | BALL SO HARD MOTHAFUCKAS WANNA FIIIINE ME | Gwyn.
11.14.13 | You chose the wrong Around The World | demigod!
11.14.13 | http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/that-fish-cray.jpg | MikeC26
11.14.13 | needs more lil b
| Weirman
11.14.13 | i dont even see the correlation between the two subjects in 2 | Gwyn.
11.14.13 | nigga that nigga homo this nigga gay | Decay
11.14.13 | at least its not another list about smoking | witchxrapist
11.14.13 | Crucified by your lies
Spit on
Crossed out
Forgotten
Despised
Once loved now left behind
For those of you
That have been low
You know how it goes
You're the closest thing
That I've come to liking
And I can't stand you
Haterz be damned
Wish you all the worst of luck
And when it all goes wrong
Think of me
Haterz be damned. | witchxrapist
11.14.13 | Take the bullet between my mandibles
It's the path I chose
Took life and I grabbed the balls
I rose like an animal
And the jungle taught me to handle foes
To all y'all mother Fers
Heffers and half steppers
The best of us is yet to come
So y'all ain't seen the last of us
I am that kid that nobody ever gave a **** about
Curse words and the worst words
Were the first words coming out my mouth
We started out we had nothing to lose
I never had an option
So there was nothing to choose
It was all about turning
Food stamps into cash
Buy some dipsey doodles
With a food stamp
Get 75 cents back
What you know about that now?
In my darkest hour it seems that I can't make it
I find the strength within to know that I can take it
Finger on the trigger, you know you better pull it
Barrel in my mouth, I learned to bite the bullet.
I'm right here
Its right now
Finger on the trigger
Barrel in my mouth | witchxrapist
11.14.13 | Also idk why fuck is censored in the E. Town Concrete lyrics, because he audibly says "Ufk" in the song, which is really fucking corny. | iwasnvrurbf
11.14.13 | I keep it 300
like the romans | ValarMorghulis
11.14.13 | what the fuck did i just read... | Rrromario
11.14.13 | 1 is GOAT fight me | oltnabrick
11.19.13 | yea 1 is goat lol
2 is fvkn retarded but its so great bcvz gvcci mane | Parallels
11.19.13 | i am the table | guitarded_chuck
11.19.13 | 30 on my dik cuz im bob saget
girls love me know you're a fgt | TylerLamberg
05.09.14 | 1 fucking kills me everytime | NordicMindset
05.09.14 | 1 makes me die of laughter | Spluger
05.09.14 | Lost my shit at 2 & 1 | TumsFestival
05.09.14 | cross "t"s and dot "i"s but still call it "liquid shit surprise"
just kidding Company Flow kills | fallenbird
05.09.14 | Everywhere I go
Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show. | TumsFestival
05.09.14 | the thing about 7 is that they pause the instrumentation for that line, acting like it's some awesome early 2000s Em punchline, when really it's just drawing more attention to a cringy line | StallionMang
05.09.14 | Steven fucking Spielnigga | NordicMindset
05.09.14 | breakfast in bed, 69.96 | apokolypz
05.09.14 | okay number 2 is priceless haha. | granitenotebook
01.26.15 | am I the only person who thinks 7 is clever? | YetAnotherBrick
01.26.15 | list made me laugh | RoundOnEndHiInMiddle
01.26.15 | yes that's wh- ... dammit melonade | TheSonomaDude
01.26.15 | Most Blink 182 and Front Bottoms? | thacoconut94
01.26.15 | "Ice cream conversations, they all want the scoop" by the dream on drakes song "shut it down" ughhh
Considering eminem is widely regarded as one of (and sometimes THE) best rapper alive, some of his lyrics are so shocking it's unreal | TheSonomaDude
01.26.15 | "Just Lose It" by Eminem is like a compilation of his worst rhymes. | witchxrapist
01.27.15 | I can feel my mind wandering again.
Into where I don't know and will I ever get home?
Time starts moving, faster than I can.
And I'm sick of this scene,
I need a break from routine. | Yazz_Flute
01.27.15 | WE DEM BOYZ | ONEPUNCHMAN
10.04.17 | Number 6 lmfao | Satellite
10.04.17 | nice bump
list needs say anything - crush'd
"I have a total crush on you, baby
And I can't let it go, oh no
I have a total crush on you baby, baby!
If only I could let you know"
a grown man wrote this. |
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