cirq
08.13.13 | id tongue both of these booties |
Relinquished
08.13.13 | ass obv |
DominionMM1
08.13.13 | tits man but it's all about the shape and form |
Relinquished
08.13.13 | no matter what that pussy better be quality or else she can fuck off |
InfamousGrouse
08.13.13 | boobs |
cirq
08.13.13 | i mean, if the pussys not pink, the booty will be |
MikeC26
08.13.13 | Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass titties |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | I'm an ass guy, i gotta say.
But it's the inside that counts.
So yeah, i'm fine with titties too. |
MoosechriS
08.13.13 | Ass |
MikeC26
08.13.13 | by inside you mean the inside of the pussy right? |
cirq
08.13.13 | or butt |
MikeC26
08.13.13 | all about that rectum eh cirq? |
Suddy911
08.13.13 | neither |
UrsaMajor
08.13.13 | i'd tongue this list |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | Not so. But yeah we're talking about "women" here, no time for me to fag around
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
Hey dude you should count the votes! |
UrsaMajor
08.13.13 | how bout a little nick minaj |
cirq
08.13.13 | i poke the brown eye right in the pupil |
XingKing
08.13.13 | A flat chested girl with an amazing ass will always be superior to a girl with huge tits and a flat ass. A girl with no ass is just revolting |
cirq
08.13.13 | xing knows |
ThrashTillDeath94
08.13.13 | Balance of both. |
MikeC26
08.13.13 | titty screwing is sweet though, it's one of those things you miss when it's gone ): |
cirq
08.13.13 | buttfucking a chick>>>titty fucking |
MikeC26
08.13.13 | yeah of course but in my experience chicks are way more likely to be titty fucked than ass banged. |
MikeC26
08.13.13 | but i don't have a lot of experience soooooo |
evilford
08.13.13 | booty dude no contest |
WeepingBanana
08.13.13 | wide birthing hips |
cirq
08.13.13 | mike, get some flavored lube and eat that shit for a lil then slide it in...she wont say no, i promise |
DrMaximus
08.13.13 | I'm an ass man. |
DominionMM1
08.13.13 | "get some flavored lube and eat that shit"
fuck no |
cirq
08.13.13 | dont act like the tip of your tongue hasnt hit some booty hole when youre munching the box...its not a big deal if your girl washes the dookie out |
DominionMM1
08.13.13 | incidental contact is one thing sticking your tongue in there for a bit is something else. besides, when i'm eating the box my tongue is up near the clit, which is nowhere near the eye. |
cirq
08.13.13 | you gotta grub on that like you havent eaten in 4 days.. then get in the butt like youre trying to get the last bit of yoplait yogurt out |
anarchistfish
08.13.13 | ears |
evilford
08.13.13 | lol |
PunchforPunch
08.13.13 | been into small breasted chicks lately |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | "A girl with no ass is just revolting"
Indeed.
Haha cirq, "munching the box". You rule |
anarchistfish
08.13.13 | Yeah small breasts are actually kinda hot. Never understood the obsession with the behind. Neither are more important than their face. |
DrMaximus
08.13.13 | "then get in the butt like youre trying to get the last bit of yoplait yogurt out"
Good lord. |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | Damn fish, you really had to bring the controversy didn't you?
tits booty or gtfo. lol |
henryChinaski
08.13.13 | B00bs |
cirq
08.13.13 | i'll deal with a face if the ass is right and i'll deal with the ass if the face is right. |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | I'm all for the booty. And that's cus i like gettin in the butt like im trying to get the last bit of yoplait yogurt out, ya know, munch the box. |
evilford
08.13.13 | I like them big booty bitchez |
MO
08.13.13 | a nice set of ass and legs is what its all about |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | Cirq for sputnik's female anatomy spokesman 2013 |
PunchforPunch
08.13.13 | yeah legs is the most crucial part for me too |
cirq
08.13.13 | i'm just trying to open your eyes to shit youre missing out on |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | Agreed Jac. S-M tits with L ass is perfect.
But now seriously, the face's gotta be at least a 6/10. Otherwise, no game. |
cirq
08.13.13 | legs are great but if there isnt a speed bump there before you get to her back, whats the fun in that?
and 6/10 is good but 3/10 looks the same with the lights off....js |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | Indeed. Gotta have the right proportions. |
DominionMM1
08.13.13 | Neither are more important than their face. [2]
|
PunchforPunch
08.13.13 | legs and ass is like a foundation, a pillars of life so yea |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | Here in my country we have a saying: If it's ugly, just wrap the portuguese flag around her face and show some love for your homeland. |
PunchforPunch
08.13.13 | nice |
PunchforPunch
08.13.13 | glad to be a korean right |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | There's also subjectivity, i think i'm very demanding in terms of face. Idk. A 4-5 in my terms wouldn't be a girl i'd proudly nail.
Unless she really has a smookin hot kaboose, and all the right titty measures and such |
cirq
08.13.13 | the rating system is all fucked up.. none of you, NONE OF YOU, have fucked anything better than a 6-7. |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | HAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha
haha
haaaa |
cirq
08.13.13 | im saying 10s are supermodels..victorias angels n all that shit..
0 is the crazy crack head down the street with the missing teeth and elephantiasis on her foot
|
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | You mean overall body and face? Well, i certainly went over 7.
Face well, i may have gotten to hum... a 9 i guess. |
JokineAugustus
08.13.13 | I don't like big butts. M boobs and max M butt. Don't like big tits at all. Face>>> anyway. |
Suddy911
08.13.13 | you disgust me augustus |
cirq
08.13.13 | lol i wanna hear this story, raf |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | You don't have to believe me, i'm not even trying to seem like a playboy or anything, i'm actually unable to get intimate with any girl i don't have feelings for. haha |
cirq
08.13.13 | oh im not saying youre lying, im just interested in hearing it |
anarchistfish
08.13.13 | 6/10 isn't even that bad |
evilford
08.13.13 | face is important but yeah if she's got a slammin body and great ass then w/e |
Pennywise_M
08.13.13 | Haha not much to tell though. I'd show you dem girls but it really isn't something that goes along with me. lol |
cirq
08.13.13 | 6/10 isnt bad unless its your best...
and i feel you, raf |
anarchistfish
08.13.13 | That's rare though. I barely pay attention to the bum @evilford |
cirq
08.13.13 | lol you need to..theres a shitload nerve endings there |
GiaNXGX
08.13.13 | lol heterosexual degenerates itt |
evilford
08.13.13 | degenerates, are you my grandpa |
GiaNXGX
08.13.13 |
w o w |
Dolving999
08.13.13 | The whole package obviously. And I won't take anything fake.
Also, this fucking leggings trend is starting a new generation of pedophiles, I tells ya! If you see a
13 year old from behind, she totally looks 18! |
evilford
08.13.13 | pseudo-intellectual windbags itt |
Crymsonblaze
08.13.13 | boobs definitely
b to c cups, of course
anything bigger gets kind of gross, though i guess it depends on shape and whatnot as well |
cirq
08.13.13 | Cirq ITT |
DrMaximus
08.13.13 | Cirq fucking shit up itt. |
Crymsonblaze
08.13.13 | itt |
evilford
08.13.13 | lots of people saying itt itt |
cirq
08.13.13 | Cirq always fucking shit up ITT |
bakkermaarten007
08.13.13 | I'm an 'eyes' guy. Then a lips guy. And then an ass guy. A woman can have a sports illustrated body, if her face is average, she's average for me. |
ILJ
08.13.13 | legs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.. |
bakkermaarten007
08.13.13 | Blind have eyes. |
ILJ
08.13.13 | being blind is one thing. not having eyes is a whole different ball game |
bakkermaarten007
08.13.13 | If she had no eyes, that'd scare the hell out of me. |
bakkermaarten007
08.13.13 | Unless she has glass eyes, but then they're fake. |
anarchistfish
08.13.13 | Yeah big eyes are just holy fuck |
Yuli
08.13.13 | Breasts are of the utmost importance |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | a nice set of ass and legs is what its all about (2) |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | are you sure, extra holes man, i feel like im thinking outside of the box here guys
rofl |
peaks40
08.13.13 | legs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..[2] |
cirq
08.13.13 | balls, thats what im saying..there too many prudes here, the bootys where its at |
EyesWideShut
08.13.13 | Ass>>Boobs.. I dont really dig the super skinny girl with D's, this aint 1980. |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | A girl that can squat 225 with a nice, toned ass and legs that she can wrap around my face is ideal. |
cirq
08.13.13 | lmmfao |
peaks40
08.13.13 | i don't like muscular women |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | I'm not talking about test abusing chicks you ornery sunuvabitch, i'm talking about fit, toned chicks with a little muscle with sweet legs, ass, hips and moderate tits. |
peaks40
08.13.13 | needs moar image examples |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P9nxvOvSe4 |
DrMaximus
08.13.13 | "are you sure, extra holes man, i feel like im thinking outside of the box here guys"
Haha, no pun intended?
|
peaks40
08.13.13 | shes pretty sexy this jacquelin |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | If I had three wishes from a genie it would be for her to sit on my face three days in a row. |
peaks40
08.13.13 | only three days? I'm also very far from ornery bro |
peaks40
08.13.13 | ^^^^^^^^^ |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | 1 wish, three days of face sitting, second wish, 3 all star specials from Waffle House and 3, a heroic death because nothing else in life will top this. This is the pinnacle of greatness that I achieve for. |
peaks40
08.13.13 | ^life |
cirq
08.13.13 | lmao balls is on one today |
BallsToTheWall
08.13.13 | cersei lannister could sit on my face for the remainder of eternity. |
ZilbelPing
08.13.13 | Ass no question. But it can't be too big where it makes it look like there was an explosion under her stomach. It has to be proportionate to the body.
This talk about big ass and small tits over big tits and small as is fucking true. My ex had small tits but her ass was perfectly shaped for her body and oh man it was wonderful |
peaks40
08.13.13 | nice stomach drives me insane |
cirq
08.13.13 | stephanie santiago.. thats a body |
ShadowRemains
08.13.13 | ass |
ShadowRemains
08.13.13 | "lol heterosexual degenerates itt"
you got on our blog, posted one post and then thankfully fucked off into the hole you came from before worse happened, shut the fuck up |
cirq
08.13.13 | lmao look at this shit |
amemento
08.13.13 | chicks are all succubbi |
tommygun
08.14.13 | ass and abs and face are everything |
someguest
08.14.13 | I've always been a breast man. Thighs are before ass for me too. |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | No shit amento but what are we gonna do, go gay? Go celibate? Become a eunuch? |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | fuck all that shit |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | "ass and abs and face are everything"
face is a constant, although for a trio, i'd replace abs with legs |
Anthracks
08.14.13 | my favorite part of a women is their dick |
someguest
08.14.13 | what kind of chick has 'abs'
lmao |
sniper
08.14.13 | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | if succubi ever decide that now was the time to rise up against all man-kind and my wife bites my head off mid-coitus, I will know my time alive on earth for that very moment was worth it all. |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | "what kind of chick has 'abs'
lmao"
idk if he means a six pack (lol) but toned is always ok |
someguest
08.14.13 | When he says it like that it sounds like he means a ripped chick. If he's in to that, great, I just don't like getting my ass kicked by brutal bitches. |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | rather have a girl toned than flabby anywhere but that's me |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | yeah those aren't my thing either, wolfe knows |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | check out heather vandeven or rosie jones or something |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | CHICKS WITH DICK!!! CHICKS WITH DICKS!!! |
sniper
08.14.13 | a girl can be a lil "thick" and still hot as fuck tho |
someguest
08.14.13 | rosie jones, the lesbian golfer?
lmao |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | the model you idiot |
treeqt.
08.14.13 | https://twitter.com/nisopict_bot_kr |
someguest
08.14.13 | haha ofc |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | yeah i knew u knew someguest you're not that gay |
someguest
08.14.13 | I WALK ALONG THE AVENUE
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MEET A GIRL LIKE YOUUUUUUUUU, A GIRL LIKE YOUUUUUUUUU |
Scoot
08.14.13 | high class all the way
i don't want no scrubs |
someguest
08.14.13 | can't get no love from me |
Shuyin
08.14.13 | soft skin, im weird |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | yes you are very weird |
someguest
08.14.13 | I call bullshit. I saw Shuyin sleeping with a carpenter last weekend at a party on Dayton Avenue. |
Scoot
08.14.13 | anna kendrick
hnnnnggnggngn |
someguest
08.14.13 | she looks like she's constantly farting |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | Janet Leigh > all RIP! |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/3215500/3215521_1117_1024x2000.jpg |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | i like when their breasts feel like nice bags of sand |
someguest
08.14.13 | So you like arab women? |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | yes but only if their breasts feel like a nice bag of sand |
TheSpaceMan
08.14.13 | I like big perky titties, I have a lot more fun with the foreplay that way. Thighs before ass, eating a girl out with nice thighs wrapped around you is fucking heaven. A big ass is nice for doggie tho (never done anal) |
someguest
08.14.13 | "yes but only if their breasts feel like a nice bag of sand"
higher probability than most |
someguest
08.14.13 | "(never done anal)"
try dating some sluts |
TheSpaceMan
08.14.13 | haha yeah thats pretty much the way to do it |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | i think it's time for a road trip to the airport so i can find a woman with perfect sand bag breasts and a vagina |
Trebor.
08.14.13 | or date a man |
TheSpaceMan
08.14.13 | or a slutty man |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | only if the man has breasts that feel like a nice bag of sand |
someguest
08.14.13 | you seem like the kind of dude who'd dig a chick with a hairy chest |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | are you asking me out someguest |
Sleaper
08.14.13 | Boobs man for sure.
C cup +. |
TheSpaceMan
08.14.13 | lol @ chem |
someguest
08.14.13 | only if your ass is as tight as your rhymes |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | i do buns of steel while eating pork rinds, killer times and watching kids undress SHIT too far |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | i'd like to take a moment and apologize |
someguest
08.14.13 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUd8UQ4Llr4 |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | everyone knows pork rinds are disgusting |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | i don't want attitude |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | hey
getting off topic |
someguest
08.14.13 | But wouldn't that be contact with a female? |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | wylie had a fucking chance |
someguest
08.14.13 | No, he really didn't. |
Relinquished
08.14.13 | he had a chance like i did with ashlynn brooke |
Scoot
08.14.13 | you'd probably get ringworm |
Scoot
08.14.13 | olivia wylde
hnnnngngngng |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | How the fuck do you know someguest you little twerp? |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | If a famous pornstar was in the building you probably wouldn't even initiate a conversation. |
Anthracks
08.14.13 | i wish you straight boys would be gay from time to time |
someguest
08.14.13 | that would be bi
damn I thought you'd know the terminology |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | Sorry, too much of a prude. Ironically. |
wacknizzle
08.14.13 | i like dat bazooka chest bubble butt nice meat tew eat |
Masochist
08.14.13 | Out of boobs and ass, it's ass. But let's be serious: LEGS, fools. For me, having long, thick, firm legs is better than having a good thick ass without the legs to match. The perfect is the legs, a nice big juicy ass and toned midsection. See--#2 on the list. |
someguest
08.14.13 | Seasoned vag. |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | Thick, firm legs with a nice ass yup. I agree. |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | BUBBLE BUTT BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUTT |
wacknizzle
08.14.13 | dat shit been to battle son, prepare your warcock |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | Someguest has a girlfriend named Lance. Did you just say Lance? No! I said Nance. That's what I said. It sounded a lot like Lance. Dammit, I'm Someguest! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars. When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead? |
UrAssIsMyHat
08.14.13 | When their ass is so nice you can wear it as a hat |
someguest
08.14.13 | Balls, if I ever make it Florida we will have a medieval battle. |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | "olivia wylde
hnnnngngngng"
yup |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | I'll wear my dolphin leggings. |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | porn star wise, dani daniels has it goin on |
treeqt.
08.14.13 | http://i.imgur.com/BEGg7n5.jpg * _ * |
tommygun
08.14.13 | @ reichy - i just meant a nice flat stomach, not a 6 pack heh
really don't like belly fat on women |
chemicalmarriage
08.14.13 | alpa chino |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | too much lulz itt |
cirq
08.14.13 | at least it was mostly on topic |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.14.13 | I can't be the only dude who has a major thing for kneecaps |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | Good today is pants day for me |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | I wanna blow my load on Olivia Wilde's left foot. |
BigPleb
08.14.13 | Booty without a doubt.
Nothing better than seeing that ass wobble while you slam dat pussy. |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | Deep bruh
deep |
BigPleb
08.14.13 | You bet it was ;) |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | Ah i knew you were going for it Leb! |
JokineAugustus
08.15.13 | Both need to be evened out. Too big of either is gross, and same with too small. |
adr
06.11.20 | nice |
Nerdurosis
06.11.20 | agree? |
parksungjoon
12.10.20 | |
Sunnyvale
05.01.22 | Woah, this one's even wilder than the "Females" thread |
JayEnder
05.01.22 | Ass > |
outliers
05.01.22 | love me girl with a big ole dumper |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.01.22 | You know I’m a bit of a brain man meself
Nothing hotter than stimulating conversation |
Egarran
05.01.22 | Just had a talk with my doctor and she is so fucking smart and I want her to dominate me. |
pizzamachine
05.01.22 | I remember this list 😐 |
DominionMM1
05.01.22 | oh man these old cirq lists are great |
JayEnder
05.01.22 | Potsy knows whats up tbh. Nothing sexier than a smart girl who knows how to hold a conversation |
pizzamachine
05.01.22 | 💯 |
Purpl3Spartan
05.01.22 | “If one is to understand the great mystery, they must study all its aspects”
-Chancellor Palpatine |
pizzamachine
05.01.22 | “Ironic. He could save others from boob jobs, but not himself." Palpy teen |