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07.14.13 A Story

A Story

Laun, laun ago, aunimals aund trees talked to ee'ch oda, but no fire at da time. Ye see, Fox was mostest clever and he tried to dink of a way to ceate fire around da world. Un day, though, he decided to viset the Geece, te-sl, whose cry he wished to learn to mock-mock on the flock- flock goona. Dey promise to teach him if he would fly wid him. So dey contrived a way for to attach wings on Fox, but warned the 'yun savior he could never open his eyes. Whoever the geese was he iz new fire controllable tetitlenaiotlendtydy-kooke. Dat evening, fox he 'faund wata to spring fireflies his water of life, so den he could fly and mix earth with wata. He den saw a luvely 'yun lad beating on a drum, who den excited da fireflies but not him. He says "It is too cool here, I need a warmer place." As fox run along, brush 'aund water and create circle of life. Den soon everybody cum and gather around and unite as one. For da Apache nation of unga-tuta, dis was a gosend and dey soon learned to keep themselves warm and provide shelta'. Yada-Yada!
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