Mistress
Mistress


3.5
great

Review

by Ulsufyring USER (5 Reviews)
September 3rd, 2009 | 26 replies


Release Date: 2002 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Sludge'n'Roll

It's always a curious predicament when a band attempts to mix two genres wildly unrelated to each other, considering that most experiments, on a wide, general scale, are failures. The wonder of musical experimenting is when it fails, you can hear it; the more glorious the failure, the more readily apparent it is to the human ear. This makes finding a successful combination of genres a wondrous gem of a discovery. Although not wholly spectacular, Mistress (UK) happens to be one of these musical jewels.

Their eponymous debut is a finely homogenized mix of sludge, grind and rock. As evidenced by bands such as Satyricon, Entombed and other metal/rock groups, mixing the two modernized versions of the genres is a highly vitriolic endeavor that often results in a catastrophic, hilarious failure that sounds like someone defecating on two genres at once (which is a fitting summary for almost all of modern metalcore). Mistress, most likely due in part to the inclusion of both members of Anaal Nathrakh, manage to avoid this disastrous audible tragedy quite gracefully, and, as should be expected of them, produce an extremely intense final product. Alternating between sludge-rock and simple grind, the band attempts to establish a distinct sound, but as with all successes, acquire a small hiccup in the form of pattern and repetition.

The band’s fusion of sludge and rock is augmented by a dynamic, muddy production. In a rare twist of fate, the bass is finally cranked up to eleven and given an equal amount of attention compared to the lead guitar. In addition to this, Mick Kenney (guitarist for Anaal Nathrakh, Professor Fate) plays drums on this release. For the most part, his perforamance is standard and unassuming, keeping a simple beat. He gets a few moments to shine on the grind tracks, where performs admirably. IN a smilar veinl, DaveHunt (vocalist of Anaal Nathrakh) performs as one would expect: completely unintelligibly. Sticking with his standard black metal scream, it would be an accomplishment of indescribabably merit if anyone can comprehend a single word of the vocals on this album. In accordance with a standard sludge sound, the guitars stick to slow, progressive not structures that build as they rumble along, but are apt to switch at the drop of a hat (presumably a top-hat, since they are Englishmen) to face-destroyingly fast and precise on the more grind oriented tracks.

The big question, as far as the melding of two styles goes, is how functional is it? Does the band mix the two distinct sounds in a sharp, cohesive manner? In short, yes. There’s a catch, though; being that, although the sound and style work, it’s validity as an interesting form of music falters a tad. The band, either intentionally or unintentionally, arranged the album in a patterned format: sludge track, sludge truck, grind track. At first unnoticeable, but readily apparent later on, it lends itself to the dullness of what will henceforth be known as Sludge’n’Roll. Even with a balls-out rocking format, it’s just not as interesting as other, simpler genres.


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3.5
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Ulsufyring
September 3rd 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this feels semi rushed and i may rewrite it

FadeToBlack
September 3rd 2009


11043 Comments


lol stunt cock

needs album pic

Ulsufyring
September 3rd 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i tried, uploading won't work



looks like this

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/2658289/mistress.jpg

Willie
Moderator
September 3rd 2009


20212 Comments


It has to be 200x200

Ulsufyring
September 3rd 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i figured it might have something to do with the size OH WAIT i'm in a photoshop class



i resized it and the upload still does not work

fireaboveicebelow
September 3rd 2009


6835 Comments


love this band, finally "someone" reviewed this

accompliceofmydeath
September 3rd 2009


4921 Comments


This sounds great. On a different note, some people will yell at you for having more than one review on the main page. Personally, I couldn't care less.

accompliceofmydeath
September 3rd 2009


4921 Comments


Sorry for the double post but, this is super duper!

TrojanWhore
September 3rd 2009


752 Comments


Mistress were on Nevermind the Buzzcocks once I think.

Ulsufyring
September 3rd 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yes, yes they were

MassiveAttack
September 4th 2009


2754 Comments


Hello Lt. Adlo Raine.

Ulsufyring
September 4th 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I WANT MY SCALPS

MassiveAttack
September 4th 2009


2754 Comments


"Oblige him."

Ulsufyring
September 4th 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"I been chewed out before"

jingledeath
September 4th 2009


7100 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Great review, Mick Kenny reference makes me want to try this out.

Ulsufyring
September 4th 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this review sucked, new version up shortly

fireaboveicebelow
September 4th 2009


6835 Comments


it's better

jingledeath
September 4th 2009


7100 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

like an ever flowing stream

Ulsufyring
September 4th 2009


1748 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

everyone should listen to this baaand

jingledeath
September 6th 2009


7100 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this is pretty good but I'm liking the latest album more



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