Merzbow
Venereology


5.0
classic

Review

by Herbie Chrost USER (22 Reviews)
September 6th, 2020 | 51 replies


Release Date: 1994 | Tracklist


You click play.

The album starts.

Time stands still.

The concept of the self is eradicated.

Mountains move.

Empires fall.

Hell freezes over.

Evolution regresses.

Animals cannibalize each other.

Lizard men take their thrones.

College tuition and health care become free for all.

Gravity collapses in on itself.

The sun becomes a supernova.

Humanity is cleansed by the heat death of the Universe.

The people you know, love, and hate are erased from memory and existence.

The album ends.

Your ears ring.

Fin.



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TVC15
September 6th 2020


11372 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Neg'd



(kinda surprised this didn't have a review yet)

sixdegrees
September 6th 2020


13127 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I do not click play

EasterInTheBatcave
September 6th 2020


340 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You click this review.



You vomit all over the place.



You neg.



Fin.

MillionDead
September 6th 2020


5295 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah, you could've at least like... written something. This record is awesome, too.

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
September 6th 2020


26569 Comments


this wasn't particularly innovative in 2015 either

Aberf
September 6th 2020


3986 Comments


This is very deep. Thank you. I will pos.

Asdfp277
September 6th 2020


24275 Comments


whats the genre of this

MillionDead
September 6th 2020


5295 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's harsh noise. Some of the heaviest out there. Just walls of feedback and distortion with brutal death growls also thrown into the mix for good measure.

bigguytoo9
September 6th 2020


1409 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Not a bad release for sure.

BaselineOOO
September 6th 2020


2467 Comments


Cool review and all but this is basically the Britney Spears of Noise.

MillionDead
September 6th 2020


5295 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lmao noise is too niche to have a Britney Spears. What would be the Bowie of noise?

BaselineOOO
September 6th 2020


2467 Comments


Bowie can only be Bowie. don't joke about it.

Asdfp277
September 6th 2020


24275 Comments


i do like me some britney spears >:]

and thanks milliondead >:]

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
September 6th 2020


10081 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Pos

Archelirion
September 6th 2020


6594 Comments


how can my ears ring when the universe has been munched by the sun
i like the idea but i'm just not sure you've thought this one through tvsizzle

Asdfp277
September 6th 2020


24275 Comments


how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

Archelirion
September 6th 2020


6594 Comments


exactly

makes you think

Drbebop
September 6th 2020


333 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

About as pretentious as the music itself

EasterInTheBatcave
September 6th 2020


340 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Love it when a guy uses his alts to pos his own review

EasterInTheBatcave
September 6th 2020


340 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Also lol @ considering this album pretentious



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