Review Summary: Rock on.
3 people didn’t want to rock. This is unforgivable.
From another planet this band arrived, and issued their heavy rock across the rockless land full of non-rocking bitches. Unfortunately, not everyone knows this fictional tale because it is not taught in high school curriculum, yet with one listen, Umber will download this knowledge into your cerebral cortex. The rock is that rock based, and includes
based rock from Bitch Magnet’s secret base of hard, rockin’ hard rock - hard as a rock hard, rocky rock.
When I say Umber rocks hard I mean even harder than a collection of the hardest rocks. Indeed, this is a rock and roll album that rocks hard as ***. The grooves remind me of trees, yet the riffs roll hard like hard rocks rollin’. In conclusion, this album rocks, which totally rocks. Let the good times roll, but first you need to be willing to rock, so roll with it if you wanna rock it, and let the rock commence.
