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Old 10-24-2017, 08:16 AM   #1
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I'm such a horrible cook

Last night, I accidentally cooked some macaroni and cheese that was expired by a month. When I put it in the microwave, I also forgot to take the lid off.

The last time I tried to cook fish, I put it on aluminum foil. It was horrible. Don't cook fish on aluminum foil. The directions said don't do it as well, but I didn't see it until after it was already cooked and I realized I had messed it up.

One time I tried cooking a pizza by just setting it on top of the grill in the oven. When I tried to pull it out, it flipped over and landed at the bottom of the oven, cheese smeared everywhere. It was a horrendous mess.

What a fuck up. In any case, I have enough money to go out to eat every single day and that's usually what I do. I usually just eat a tv dinner or some pancakes or whatever for breakfast and go out for lunch and dinner. I guess that will not change any time soon. Let the professionals do their work!
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Old 10-24-2017, 05:31 PM   #2
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Old 10-24-2017, 05:52 PM   #3
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Without all this free money the government gives me, how could I afford to eat out literally every single day?

I ate at Five Guys today.

Thanks for lunch, Sinternet. Your taxes are highly appreciated. Now get back to work, slave.
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Old 10-24-2017, 07:48 PM   #4
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You cook macaroni and cheese in the microwave?


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Old 10-27-2017, 03:35 AM   #5
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Another question: why do you still make threads, I mean why do you post? I mean what's the deal with cruelty?
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Old 10-27-2017, 06:51 AM   #6
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are you saying he's a glutton for it, or asking why he engages in it

I guess both make sense
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Old 10-27-2017, 05:47 PM   #7
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don't go to macdonalds, also how fat are you? I only see you eat crap junk food
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Old 10-27-2017, 06:26 PM   #8
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Old 10-29-2017, 04:27 AM   #9
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I'm pretty sure with a bit of dedication you can learn how to cook some basics!
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Old 10-29-2017, 04:03 PM   #10
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He's an adult and can't cook macaroni and cheese. Teaching him basics would be like trying to teach a retarded monkey how to peel a banana.
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Old 10-29-2017, 06:55 PM   #11
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