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Old 06-14-2011, 11:59 PM   #70381
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tell him to go night swimming and then have sex with another one of the counselors so he drowns
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:01 AM   #70382
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i saw it in a movie it'll be cool trust me
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:02 AM   #70383
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there was the cutest girl at the grocery store by the town i lived by she worked in the deli and made me want to apply to work in the deli then i realized i needed to stop thinking about high school girls as potential mates
 
Old 06-15-2011, 12:03 AM   #70384
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nah he's pretty cool i'll let him live
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:03 AM   #70385
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:05 AM   #70386
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:07 AM   #70387
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:09 AM   #70388
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there was the cutest girl at the grocery store by the town i lived by she worked in the deli and made me want to apply to work in the deli then i realized i needed to stop thinking about high school girls as potential mates
lol yeah there is this 16 yr old or so girl up at KFC here who flirts with me sometimes

when I worked at the petrol station when I was like 19 this cute 13 yr old and her friend from the nearby dance studio used to come in all the time to talk to me the boss pulled me aside one time and it was incredibly awkward

it's not like i'm good looking or anything the attention was nice
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:16 AM   #70389
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im good looking so all the hostesses at work dote on me and its kind of a problem cuz they are mostly fucking hot as shit but all in high school

when i walk into work on friday and a random set of three is waiting at the door ready with a chorus of greeting it is like crossing the threshold into heaven and it kills me
 
Old 06-15-2011, 12:20 AM   #70390
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lol yeah the hospitality industry is a killer for being around attractive females a lot

I have to control myself
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:22 AM   #70391
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there was the cutest girl at the grocery store by the town i lived by she worked in the deli and made me want to apply to work in the deli then i realized i needed to stop thinking about high school girls as potential mates
girls here kinda flirt with me sometimes

good thing i have this job and not silverfang
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:28 AM   #70392
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lol yeah the hospitality industry is a killer for being around attractive females a lot

I have to control myself
i need to quit my job befor i do somethin that gets me fired/in jaill

every single one of them is ready for me to take em home
 
Old 06-15-2011, 12:30 AM   #70393
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i know a kid who went to jail for fucking a 16 year old when he was 20

kinda totally fucked him over for the rest of his life but she was pretty hot
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:31 AM   #70394
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and not silverfang
lol dude lets see how long U last when YOURE a singer/songwriter
 
Old 06-15-2011, 12:35 AM   #70395
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:40 AM   #70396
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i need to quit my job befor i do somethin that gets me fired/in jaill

every single one of them is ready for me to take em home
thankfully most are of age, for me

one day may just meet that girl i'm really into if I keep working hard, here's hoping
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:41 AM   #70397
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you seem like a senstitive, choosy guy like me
how many girls have you ever actually dated haz
 
Old 06-15-2011, 01:23 AM   #70398
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Old 06-15-2011, 01:46 AM   #70399
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yeah basically
intellectuals getting down and dirty
tell me
do they quiz each other on entropic n-bound and mass conjecture violations facts before getting down and dirty?

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ironically a lot of smart people I know are very slutty; total oxymoron I guess.
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Old 06-15-2011, 01:48 AM   #70400
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I enjoy stories about people; enlighten me as to who your favorites and least favorites are and why. I trick teachers into this all the time/have others do it for me. Interesting people you hear about.
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Old 06-15-2011, 02:33 AM   #70401
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oh my word, malcolm

oh my word.
 
Old 06-15-2011, 02:35 AM   #70402
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that video has seriously had a profound effect on me
 
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Old 06-15-2011, 03:42 AM   #70404
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Old 06-15-2011, 06:23 AM   #70405
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just use Javascript libraries and run it in a browser like someone from the year 2011

#easier #better #futureproofed
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Old 06-15-2011, 06:53 AM   #70406
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you seem like a senstitive, choosy guy like me
how many girls have you ever actually dated haz
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:09 PM   #70407
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:49 PM   #70408
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Dude's got a point.
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Old 06-15-2011, 12:59 PM   #70409
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Old 06-15-2011, 01:17 PM   #70410
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