"Now I love Weed, I haven't done that much though but it's awesome. Now I was bored a couple of days ago and decided to go on a research rampage. I researched some things up on Marijuana, and to my surprise I found out that Weed is not bad for you, but good for you. Weed increases you're reproductive organs and prevents you from getting any type of cancer. I also was very sure Weed had some type of effect on your brain, which it actually doesn't. Now I researched a lot on this, so please don't assume that I'm some un-educated idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. I went through pages and pages on this to try to confirm this astonishing discovery for myself."
That thread you forgot you made about how omg marijuana isn't bad is gold.