band member girls are most attracted to??? (stupid pointless theard but talk anyway)
 

howdy my drummer says, that girls like the drummers cause they got rythum, ive heard people argue the bass player gets the girl cause hes the soft one in the band, idk i would think the lead singer or lead guitrist would what do yal think??

drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

isnt that how it works?

Drummers!!!

i think it's the frontmen who get all the girls.

It doesn't matter what you play. The fact that you are in a band will attract girls. But yes, the frontman of the band will most likely attract the most.

just being in a band pulls girls. You could play tamborine.

The guitarst does.

props to dave from janes adiction

just being in a band is enough... women are too stupid to tell the difference between what instrument you play.though of course bassists are better..


hahahahaha....

whoever is the most outgoing member on stage, will get the girls. doesn't matter what you play, if you're the one doing the talking, moving around etc, you'll get it.

Me.

[QUOTE=Ozduck]drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts[/QUOTE]

SOO TRUE..

I am the drummer=working on a girlfriend
Bassist-i dont care
Guitar=Player
Singer=Tryhard player...

i could pull the most chicks. :lol: :thumb:

[QUOTE=Ozduck]drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

isnt that how it works?[/QUOTE]


I like that answer alot... yay for the 4-string love machine!

It works like this. If you're in a band you attract girls, but within the band the girls choose the one they would normally choose according to looks personality body or whjatever the hell. instruments dont matter

[QUOTE=airborne50caliber] instruments dont matter[/QUOTE]

They do in the bedroom :naughty:

All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))

[QUOTE=daffy_]All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))[/QUOTE]

It's true :upset: though i play drums as well. Just being in a band adds a bit of a boost to your initial attractiveness, though if they think you're a jerk once they know you better being Jimi Hendrix wont help. girls are stupid like that. (no offence ladies ;) ). But basically you have to be outgoing and that if you wanna pull at the gig. So in that respect im not so great, but i manage :).

oh, and daffy, ive heard midi controllers are great lovers ;) .

i knew this theard would have some funny **** in it

bass with thundering vibrations <<< lol

keep going i wana hear more

and it is true the the most outgoing on stage will probably attract the most girls ive found this to be true

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Drummer:
1. Our coordination is incredible.
2. We can keep any tempo you want.
3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.
4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish the job.
5. We can follow the lead, or take it.
6. We love to bang.
7. No objections to performing in front of an audience.
8. We know how to handle our sticks.
9. We know the best spots to hit.
10. By the time we’re done, you’ll be cheering for more.

I play guitar, and gave a girlfriend. But shes the sickest girlfriend ever!

[QUOTE=Ollie The Drumming Legend]
oh, and daffy, ive heard midi controllers are great lovers ;) .[/QUOTE]

trick is you gotta use 'em for a gig first so they warm up, otherwise they're pretty cold.

When it comes to slutty groupies

Whomever they bump into first

chicks always go for the female backing vocalists.

pics? :naughty:

Don't be silly....we all know its the lead vocalist! hehe


[QUOTE=Seafroggys]Top 10 Reasons to Date a Drummer:
1. Our coordination is incredible.
2. We can keep any tempo you want.
3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.
4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish the job.
5. We can follow the lead, or take it.
6. We love to bang.
7. No objections to performing in front of an audience.
8. We know how to handle our sticks.
9. We know the best spots to hit.
10. By the time we’re done, you’ll be cheering for more.[/QUOTE]

Are you trying to make doritos or tacos with all of that? :lol:

singers ussually dont get past the first night because they dont come (in) at the right time.

[QUOTE=Nicko_Shmicko]singers ussually dont get past the first night because they dont come (in) at the right time.[/QUOTE]

lol
I'm a bassist, but I actually think its the keyboardist (if there is one)
If not, its definately the most robust one

drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:

what you said

[QUOTE=idspispopd]drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:[/QUOTE]

what i said

[QUOTE]drummers have the girlfriends

bass players have a couple of girls on the go at once

lead singer/guitarists have many sluts

isnt that how it works?[/QUOTE]

hmmmm spot the similar parts of both comments.... singer gets the dirty/slutty ones lolol :lol:

[QUOTE=idspispopd]drummers get the hot ones, singers get the dirty ones, bassists have girlfriends, and the guitarist (me) gets absolutely nothing :upset:[/QUOTE]
Just start playing some solos, get the real music listeners cheering, then the groupies will want to bang you. :thumb:

once again....all these things are unknown to guy on the synth who's usually stuck in the corner facing the wall playing his slow sweeping string sounds while you guys up front are shredding away right over left on the fretboard, or banging away some crazy paradiddles or doing like 75fret stretches on your 13string bass while the frontman is pulling a bruce springsteen calling up a girl from the audience to dance with him.

talk about short end of the stick. i reckon the only guys that's get it worse than us are the guys on the slidepots i.e 'the sound guy' :-)

My friends which jam:
Guitarist - my bf
bassist - has a gf
drummer - single


Oh well...

[QUOTE=firecrackercheese]My friends which jam:
Guitarist - my bf
bassist - has a gf
drummer - single


Oh well...[/QUOTE]

ohshi- ur a girl????

oh yeah, i knew that...


anyway, if you're gonna be in a band with your gf, don't split up with him... because that'd be so go**** awkward.

Around here it seems that the one in the band who keeps everything about the band together and is always throwing himself into the music has no life...yet alone a girlfriend. I would know....

This reminds me of an old, corny joke my boss likes to tell:

"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"

"Homeless"

Dude you know the thing about us bassists is, we finger better.

[QUOTE=daffy_]once again....all these things are unknown to guy on the synth who's usually stuck in the corner facing the wall playing his slow sweeping string sounds while you guys up front are shredding away right over left on the fretboard, or banging away some crazy paradiddles or doing like 75fret stretches on your 13string bass while the frontman is pulling a bruce springsteen calling up a girl from the audience to dance with him.

talk about short end of the stick. i reckon the only guys that's get it worse than us are the guys on the slidepots i.e 'the sound guy' :-)[/QUOTE]

1) Don't play "slow sweeping string sounds". Play music.

2) Don't play in clubs with stages so small that anyone is ever "stuck in the corner facing the wall".

3) If a certain saxophone player named Mike insists on standing directly in front of you, play back the New Year's Eve tape to the band leader proving incontrovertably that Mike was taking one long solo all night long and playing out of tune the while--and get Mike's *** fired.

4) Go to the restaurant adjoining your hotel by yourself after the first night of three-night stand. Bring a copy of J. D. Salinger's "Nine Stories" with you, and while you order and receive your food, keep your head in the book and never look once at your waitress. Your waitress will be doing a morning shift the next day, and while you sleep in, the other group members at breakfast will be all over her and invite her to the club that night. She'll come all right, but only for you.

5) If none of the above works, it's not the keyboards, pal; it's YOU.

[QUOTE=daffy_]All these bassists/guitarists/drummers arguing about who gets the most girls, and all the while us keyboarders/fx guys know for a fact that only our midi controllers are gonna be keeping us company tonight :-))[/QUOTE]
If you play a mean classical piano (or any slow, pretty song on a nice big piano [not keyboard]), you won't attract [i]many[/i] girls.

Instead you will attract one or two girls, but trust me - they're the girls you want attracted to you.

Reasons why the rhythm guitarist is the only sensible choice for any self-respecting girl:

1) You've seen the lead singer... no-one who wears pants that tight can possibly be straight.
2) If the lead guitarist pulls faces like that during a simple guitar solo, imagine what he pulls during sex...
3) Anyone who spends as much time with their hands wrapped around their wood as the drummer does clearly doesn't get enough.
4) I'm not a bassist. :lol:

i personally think that the uh, saxaphonist gets the most ladies because he can toot their horn

Um.... I dunno if you like [I]your[/I] girls to have a horn, but I like my ladies to be distinctly hornless.